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haha ahh friends
Just being honest!
Let’s wait for the WoW players to mass stalk this post.
(they have arrived…)
Here!
Leeeeeeeeroy Jeeeeeenkins!
WoW player, represent!
I’m here!
reporting for duty
hahahhahha that is the best thing EVER.
Murlocs in Space-ace-ace….
Great news, everyone! I’ve fixed the poison slime pipes!
never- I made a cheeseburger account just to tell you I love you for that comment
Reporting in.
WoW > Sex
Well, for those guys.
WoW > Nagging girlfriends
for all guys
Anything > Nagging girlfriend
for all guys.
Thankfully, it isn’t too hard to find a reasonable girl. Much easier than trying to find a reasonable gamer, to be honest.
seriously alot of gamers, espicially in WoW, are just stupid trolls or spammers its annoying, seriously >_<
Nagging Girlfriend > No Sex > WoW.
Shouldn’t that be:
nagging girlfriend > (no sex = WoW)
?
Since when did no girlfriend = no sex?
I get wow and sex, so this is inaccurate, I’m afraid.
yeah, I’d take Nagging Girlfriend with Sex over anything, anytime.
Thats pathetic.
Blowjob + WoW > Nagging Girlfriend + No sex
No one who plays WoW actually spells out the title herp derp.
I lol’d at that!
herp derp? O-o
I do. It sounds better than “wow.” It makes it sound more epic.
Friendship fail and Life Fail
What’s a ‘slut monkey’?
Paris Hilton.
BURN
Who’s burn is that? Hers?
Granted, she probably has burning in some uncomfortable places.
Win!
YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP!!! XD
Amy Winehouse. Oh wait, you mean THAT crack..
OH STOP IT!! I can’ t do this ANYMORE!!!
So does Perez Hilton.
Weak… go back to WoW! Lallie.
When I said: “they have arrived” I did not mean that I was one of them!! PLEASE!! I have never even seen the game. (only in boxes in shops) I was refering to all of them starting to comment later in the day. Bah and I are friends, so I informed him…
I do not paly WoW.
I guess you would be ashamed if you played wow? (:
I will take the neutral response to that and say: I cannot judge something that I do not know. I will not lend my ears to others and “don’t diss it till you’ve tried it” but then, I have also NOT tried slitting my wrists, just to know what people with suicidal tendencies go through.
It’s ok if you don’t paly WoW, man, not everyone has it in them to be a paladin. Try warlock instead.
What… A WoW player that actually had a girlfriend?! STOP THE PRESSES!!
I’ve got a WoW player that has a girlfriend now! My boyy!
I just won’t play along with himm.
Lmao I read this whilst playing wow
Lies!
lmao so did I…. /fail.
*sigh* I wish I had no life so I could play WoW again…
You’re well on your way, champ.
XD Too funny!!
What’s really funny here is that a guy who plays WoW actually had a girlfriend.
All those female characters have to get married to someone!
Wow, Many Men Online Role Playing Women…
Physical contact or it didn’t happen.
if you just change the women to girls you would have gotten the rpg bit right.
Many Men Online Role Playing Girls*
It’s called a MMORPG, not MMORPW :p
At the risk of sounding overly defensive, not all of us (in fact, very few) conform to the stereotype. My fiancee and I will be going on three years in a relationship, four years playing together in WoW.
How can you be sure it was a girlfriend?
Who knows if it was a guy?
My best friend and his 45 year old mother play addictively!
Quit Facebooking and log on. You’re holding up the raid. I need my frost badges!!!!
No one who plays WoW actually says World of Warcraft. unless they’re only like lvl 50 n000000000bs lol
i dont think no one say world of warcraft, too long to type
I don’t think no one uses correct grammar anymore, obviously.^^
The husband won’t let me go back to WoW. 8( <—- sad face. He does encourage my HALO and SGR addictions.
I’m not sure how this is a friendship fail. None of us on here know what the girl was like. She could have been one of those crazy girlfriends who will disown her boyfriend if he has fun of any kind with people that aren’t her.
On a little side note. There are girls who play WoW, it’s rare but they do exist. It’s a good way to have fun with friends who are in the military, in another state or whatever.
Not really rare, the gender ratio is about 40/60.
I guess it’s my server then. Out of all the people who play it’s 90% men and 10% women. There could be more but they don’t talk on Ventrillo.
Wow that sounded nerdy.
I think Vent is the problem. Not trying to sound sexist here, but a lot of women who play are scared of/annoyed at the idiots who would make a big deal of “a girl on vent LULZ.” If you get into a pug, how many people “don’t have mics”? Then try and get into a guild vent. Guarantee you’ll hear a lot more women on the guild vent.
Yeah, in pugs there are a lot of annoying people in vent. In guilds though, at least the ones I’ve been in there have only been about 5 girls who talk in vent tops. There could be more but I think the personality of the person also has something to do with it. I know someone in WoW who doesn’t like to talk to people unless they are directly spoken to.
This. My girlfriend and I both eschew Vent for that reason – she knows from experience, I know from her experience.
I’m a female wow player, I’ve gotten two of my friends to play as well, both female ^_^ Then I’ve got all my chick friends in game. Lots of girls play. Hell, there’s a guild(or at least was a guild) that was called
For The Horde!
Heehee… My best friend was going through a tumultuous relationship. When it finally ended and he changed his status to “single”, I was the first to click on ‘like’ XD
I’m too lazy to go back through to pull an exact number, but I’m pretty sure I got double-digit ‘likes’ when I split with my ex.
You cant make this s**t up lol
There are many reasons to ‘like’ someone becoming single…
1) Friends jealous of the attention the ex was getting.
2) Friends knowing that it was a bad relationship.
3) Friends who have crushes on them and now have an opportunity.
4) Frenemies who like knowing that the poster’s heart has been ripped out.
i like world of warcraft…im a level 80 night elf!!
I wish I was still into wow. It was a lot of fun the first couple years, but it just get so boring so quickly now. I’ll play for 2 months and get bored and quit for 6.
Hopefully it’s fun again when the xpac comes out. Kinda wish my bf would play wow with me though, instead of halo and whatever else.
seems like more of a win to me
Very much a win. If it wasn’t summer and I didn’t have a boyfriend, I would totally be leveling in WoW. That and if fury wasn’t so nerfed beyond recognition.
Fury isn’t to nerfed, my warrior holds her own!
-Meerka, Level 80 Fury warrior
wow is for people with no self esteem and a failed social life
I don’t think you’ve ever actually played WoW, or seen who plays it for real.
I have a great social life Very high self esteem and play WoW to boot
and find the stereotype you just portrayed to be offensive
WOOHOO!! WoW FTW and is a hell of alot better than farmville… and we have dragons beat that
Lul. This is not a Friendship Fail.
Some nerds need their friends. And WoW brings them together.
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
Aww lol
when I found out the guy I fancied played WoW, I signed up for the 10 day free trial so he could help me out :i
We’ve now been together for a year and a half and I think it’s so much fun playing with him.
Not all girlfriends ban you from WoW!
It’s so great hearing another success story!
Had to chip in, its inevitable. God is watching, ive played WoW for 4 years, and its a game that if you looked at all the awards its won and the amount fo players involved, you’d believe the hype.
Annyywayyy in those 4 years ive had several girlfriends and ALOT of sex, it wasnt a hardcore 4 years, jsut when i fancied playing it, gotta have a fair balance.
Point is, its funny when idiots stilll drag out this steriotype of WoW players been the sad virgins, whilst i go to college with hundreds of very smelly, sometimes overweight COD and xbox addicts that havnt ever held a girls hand and noone points a finger. WoW is a social online game. Oh and one of my girlfriends played wow too, good luck finding a girl who will put a peg on thier nose and go ahead and play COD with ya. XxXx
What’s COD?
I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
By choice man.
Substitute WoW for Gas n’ Sip. Of course, the conversation is held in chat…..
Weak. I thought it meant they had 4 people waiting in line to date them. That would have been a much better ending.
Or the person they dumped/were dumped by was an a—h—e.
@nes
That would be a win. This is Failbook.
MAN, THE HELL WITH CHICKS, WE GOT ICC25 IN TEN MINUTES
Speaking as a woman who does not play WoW who dates a WoW player in a serious guild, I can understand why this guy’s friends like his single status.
My man never fails to show me that I am more important than his guild, although in support of his hobbies, I never plan couple-things on his raid nights if I can help it – and always with a few weeks notice. In fact, I find those nights to be excellent girls-night-out nights, or me-time. He would probably play on his non-raid nights if I wasn’t around though. Considering our non-raid couple activities, I think he’s ok with not playing WoW on those nights. -_^
Shagging Girlfriend > Wow > Nagging Girlfriend
Work is Da Poop!
…wow… OMG PUN TIME XD
soo yea…this is friggin HILARIOUS!