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  1. thumbsup says:

    nice

  2. John B. says:

    not really funny at all……

    • Borked says:

      how isnt this funny? people get so butt-hurt over facebook, like its real life.

      this is the internet… serious business.

      • meh says:

        If you can’t see how this might _not_ be funny to _some_ people, YOU fail at EMPATHY.

        • Borked says:

          im ok with failing at empathy.

          if i am friends with someone and they decide to use my lack of talking on facebook as a symbol of our friendship, then they are stupid and i dont care about their friendship.

          the fail here is that ‘D’ cares too much on a social media site. thats like getting upset your mom doesnt follow your twitter.

          • Amy says:

            However the person could have meant “why don’t you ever say anything to me” literally. Just because the question was asked on facebook doesn’t mean that that’s the only communication they were referring to.

            That’s why some people don’t find this funny.

          • ang says:

            there’s no proof that they are asking why the other person doesn’t say anything to them on FACEBOOK.. that’s simply the commenter’s assumption. They could very well mean in real life.. although to confront the situation on their wall is lame.

          • Aperture Science says:

            Why would you want your mom to follow you on twitter?

      • LOL says:

        I just love the term butt-hurt. It makes me laugh every time I see or hear it. :-D

        and I agree. teh Intarwebz iz serious Biz. lol.

  3. Wolf says:

    what’s it mean m!nz or $p@m

  4. aa says:

    hahah hacker speak…

  5. Borked says:

    hahahaha!

    D doesnt understand internets.

  6. ale says:

    ummmm not funny

  7. what what says:

    Does anybody know what language setting that is?

  8. Jeremy says:

    The language setting is L337.

  9. exactly!! says:

    it is Leet Speak in the language settings.

  10. timazguy says:

    sorry but no thats not funny…its kinda pathetic really…mayb coz im not a yank or woteva i dont see the humour

  11. Dr. Minhau says:

    Ahahah… está bem bom! melhor era impossível…

  12. Rodney says:

    I guess I feel that since Facebook (as far as I’m concerned) is communication between people you know in real life, it’s not just “the Internet” with its associated anonymity and impersonality. To treat real-life acquaintances and friends with that level of “aloofness” and coldness is wrong and indicative of what I refer to as “online personality disorder”. I tend to treat people on the ‘net as I do in real life, as I feel it’s common decency. That said, who knows if this guy knows this chick who wants him to talk to her… they could have connected through Mob Wars or something.

    • Selow says:

      “But don’t you know that anyone who gets ‘butthurt’ over such inconsequential things isn’t good enough to be your friend anyway!”

      Seriously though, I gotta agree with you. Sometimes it scares me how little empathy some people have nowadays even for the people they really know. “Online personality disorder” is an awesome term for that!

    • ... says:

      The very fact that people take facebook so damn seriously is why I don’t like to “friend” people who would get butt-hurt if i fail to give them enough attention on facebook, even though we speak in person or on the phone almost every other day.
      You say you treat people the same on the net as off–well, do you like for your friends to be at your door constantly, blowing up your phone, overflowing your inbox, texting you to death, and just constantly be in your face? Do you do that to other people? I certainly hope not.
      People have lives, and just because one is not up your ass, or allowing you to be up theirs constantly, does not mean they’re not being a good friend. Sometimes people just need to be left alone, and a real friend understands that.
      I have a FB, and I do use it to communicate with people, but sometimes I just don’t say anything to ANYBODY. Sometimes it is even days in between my log-ins. I am busy living my life, and sometimes facebook just takes a back burner. if someone wants to get butt-hurt over it, I can just delete their profile from my page, and we can just stick to speaking on the phone, e-mails, or in person. If they don’t like that, then we can just go our separate ways.

  13. jim says:

    he’s using leet speak lol

  14. Chuck Norris says:

    leetspeak ftw!!!!!!!

  15. CheeseJames says:

    wh3r3 d1d th3y g3t t3h 1337 7h3m3?

  16. Tom says:

    Why does it say 12 m!nz b4? Howdy do that

  17. jessepepin says:

    This is the worst post on Failbook ever. Seriously.

  18. soapy says:

    Why are the fonts two different sizes?

    You don’t think… could Failbook have been fooled by a fake? Never!

    • Amanda says:

      Idk why they look different sized. I upped the size of the internet window so you could read it better using ctrl&+ so maybe that’s why? It’s not a fake though =/

  19. Russ says:

    Omg, so fake.

  20. pwnsauce says:

    Liked purely for being taken in Leet Speak.


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