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Fake. I’ve read this at a joke website before. Funny, though.
I read this when personal cassettes first came out in the 70′s.
still funny tho
I think I laughed more at this comment than the actual post.
well in deed its pretty funny xD
too bad i pods weren’t even invented in the 70′s
Too bad he said personal cassettes and not iPods.
you had failbook in the 70′s?!?
What’s a personal cassette?
If you have to ask, you were born after the 90′s.
Are you seriously that stupid, or are you just like 9 years old? Ever hear of a Walkman?
in the 70′s, you’ve red it on the internet?
meetoo was in the internet before the internet was. S/he’s just that hipster.
Dude, there are other reading materials besides the internet. Eg: Books, newspaper, magazines…
Life’s not just about the internet…. u fail.
me2.
… The same thing happened to me …
There is no way… Wait, silly me, we are all THAT stupid!
But are we stupid enough to name a kid Erock? I hope that’s just a nickname…
maybe it’s short for erocktion
I love you.
Am i misreading your handle or are you just trying to be racist?
no, being racist would be saying that black people need to stop giving names like “le-a” pronounced “ledasha”
A-Men.
Erocks and erolls and efarts…
Marry me
Someone who doesn’t know how to spell “Eric”
Heard this joke before, actually.
OMG!! haha
General social skills FAIL.
This is lame… it’s a joke, instead of a restaurant, its in a bar.
but still funny all the same!
I know, I laught so hard
I second that motion. (^_^)
Don’t care if it’s just a joke, hardest I laughed in days!
Me too, that was hilarious!
Agreed! I don’t care if it is a fake repeat, I laughed at this more than I have in days!!
It’s a really old joke, I heard it two years ago.
In one version the guy is on a city bus.
I think the bus version is funnier.
and from the title, it looks like failbook has heard the bus one too.
…hmm, why would there be really loud music on a bus? Was the main caracter a roadie?
The bus wouldn’t work. They don’t stream music on a city bus.
well dunno in your country, but in my country (somewere in latin america) all the buses have incredibly loud music, so yeah, in this area it would be totally normal xD
Do you have music in south america?… wow.
Not that I’m doubting it’s a joke, but it doesn’t really seem like it would make sense in a bar… they usually play music in bars (loud music at that), and when does anyone ever listen to an iPod in a bar?
you’re right aaron. really, this can only work properly in a restaurant.
acturlly its suppost to be on the skool bus.
Too Funny
This is so hilarious I don’t even care if it’s true or not.
Fake… same thing was on MLIA
all you “Fake” calling dumbasses should just avoid this site if you think it’s so do dumb, the point of the site is to be funny, some posts are real, some are fake, get over yourself for thinking you’re smart for calling out the fake ones…..
Nobody said they think they’re smart, but obviously you must think they are.
owned
No, that is neither obvious nor even a likely possibility for his opinion on them from what he just said. Not so strong in the reading comprehension department, are we?
It’s their smugness, and their insistence on posting it on almost everything. It’s the fact that these are the same people who police every post for spelling errors, and will call people stupid for misspellings that are clearly typos. Like, I don’t think there are actually people walking around thinking that ‘the’ is spelled ‘teh.’
Overreaction Fail
I didn’t want to upset her more by pointing it out
“must be that time of the month” eh??? eh???? amirite!? ooooooh
…It’s an objective evaluation, not an overreaction.
It is indeed quite a possibility. I don’t see the evidence that people who are simply recalling that they’ve already heard/read this joke elsewhere think they’re “smart”, and it’s not uncommon that such unfounded straw-man assertions about others’ views reflect more upon what the speaker thinks of them than anything else.
And I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t make fun of my reading comprehension skills, Jane. That’s teh low.
Actually, callmetheman didn’t comment about the people that state they have heard the joke before. He was making a statement about those who feel the need to point out this is a “fake.” As in this never really happened. Most things on this site are jokes someone has heard/read before. Though jokes are funnier if they are true, it seems kind of pointless to claim them to be fake. That’s like saying the grass is green. There are times when grass isn’t green, but it’s kind of stupid to point out the obvious. Though his post was obvious to me what he meant, it obviously wasn’t clear to those of you who feel the need to argue about this. So I would have to agree with Jane on this one.
And, Ben, before you even make the stupid comment; no, it is not that time of the month for me.
SOMEBODY’S got a case of the Mondays…
Need me to pick you up some tampons there, sweetheart?
While you’re at it can you get me some Midol and chocolate icecream???? And a heating pad and some jelly beans and cup of tea? You’re so nice…oh… that was sarcasm…fine.
Sexist jerk.
Lol it was all going so well, until you once again you forgot what you were doing. Like so many before…. him? Is Erock a guys name?
this is fake, seen this joke years ago
lolz..
Who’s been posting about me now???
hardest ive laughed at this entire website….even if its an old joke its still funny and he wrote it so perfectly. also i doubt the original one was a bar since bars tend to always have some music going any ways….
Ditto!
Because there has been a joke made out of that means it no longer can happen in real life??
Comment-fail.
(I’d totally be a candidate for such sort of thing, too…)
sphincter control WIN
This is fake, it was derived from an original Filipino joke. The guy was farted to the tunes he’s in a jeepney but when the guy went down, the other passengers stare at him then he realize, he was using a walkman!
Like this was since 2004.
Waaaaay before 2004.
Faked, but still kinda funny if you are 5 and still like fart jokes.
This is the internet, everybody is 5 and likes fart jokes here.
The joke isn’t in the fart, its in the guy’s inability to remember he put his iPod in.
I do the same thing with air-drumming…
This is a joke I know a long time ago, not something that ever happened.
*pfff* *pfff* *pfff* “Another one rides the bus.” *pff* *pff* *pff*…
Omg… w.i.n.
I just wanted to emphasize that I want your babies.
They are good bar-b-qued.
^^ WIN
Weird Al win!
hehe
Apple fanboys.
Failbook submission of the month! I wish you guys wouldn’t have ruined it for me though.
the comments are funnier than the joke/submission
This was on MLIA.
Real or not real, people do it. Forgot you had ear buds in? Your stupidity makes me wonder who let you out of the house to begin with? We all know someone
I hope they shart down their leg.
It isnt “fake” he obviously posted as a joke…
and it was a pretty funny joke.
I am pretty sure this is a blonde I heard in 2nd grade
i got that in an email the other day
HA HA HA HA.. Oh man, like, OMG that like,really happened? OMG! Like, wow. You musta been like, soooo embarrassed omg. LOL LOL LOL HA HA HA….DIE!
LMAO!!!!
Why would you be listening to your ipod in a restaurant?
Because people feel awkward eating/waiting for their date alone in public.
So sitting there alone listing to an ipod like an anti-social makes them feel more comfortable?
This is just an old joke…
YOUR LIFE IS NOT AVERAGE ENOUGH TO BE COPYING FROM MLIA.
Your life must suck if you have to post in capitals lol
I got that from my text from a friend..heard this already
Dear god, that HAVE to be embarrasing X’D
this is from a chain email. fail on originality.
lol mint
I’ll second those who don’t care if it’s fake, an old joke, or stolen from MLIA or FML, it was funny!
^_^ “We’re cruisin’ in my car, down the street / My girl, she says, “Excuse me.” & she farted TO THE BEAT! / I couldn’t believe it- my girl is too sweet! / She did it again- ripped a hole in my seat!”
i seriously hope this i a quote from somewhere.
This was on MLIA. Stolen.
It’s a joke, my uncle sent it to me a year ago.
This was on MLIA. >:|
Old joke is old.
LFHF
Okay, idiots, just so you guys know, this ‘status’ is copied. It was an FML on Fmylife, and this person copied it and posted it as his status. Way for someone to have no originality? xD
For all you know, it could be the same person posting it twice.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That’s the funniest post on failbook till now!!!
Fart jokes never get old. Or is that Frat jokes…
This was in the May issue of Cosmo too under “confessions from guys” or something like that.
i wonder what the song was…
Got this in an email…
I heard the same thing on another website but it was posted weeks ago
Pretty sure i’ve seen seen this on another site and on MLIA.
Gaaah.
yeah this is definitely a tramarama from seventeen magazine
You’re listening to your iPod in a restaurant? Which gap is that, generation, Atlantic, or just education?
i just gasped out loud and told this to my 21yrold brother and 67yrold grandmother and we all just started laughing.
fake/old/original or not- still funny.
I do this quite a bit in band rehearsals.
Stolen from FML, but still funny
So true
This is actually a Korean joke from a popular book series in the early 90s. Instead of a restaurant though it happens on a bus, like mentioned coincidentally in the title, with a walkman.
That’s so fake, it was on MLIA an eternity ago.
OMG it’s a joke! blasphemy!
It CANNOT be on here unless it’s a real status! OMG failbook don’t you know the rules?!
OH! It can’t be stolen from anywhere either, EVER! Get it together! Gheesh!
Let’s just forget the fact that it is funny, it actually made you laugh and this isn’t real life. If you have something in your head like “oh this is actually a joke” or “I heard this already.” or “I’ve seen this before” you DON’T actually have to comment. Just read it.. and move on. move on.
It could be a real post of a report that never actually happened…..
Either way I don’t care, it’s damn funny. I’m thinking about posting it on my Facebook.
I swear, this is the first time I’ve actually fallen out of my chair from laughter! The second I read the ending, my breathing stopped and I fell sideways!
thats from FML go look and see dumass
It’s just a post. Nothing serious dude.
I actually did this since I normally work from home full time and went to the corporate office. Same laptop, similar chair…problem is I felt right at home and ripped the loudest fart ever known to mankind. I just pretended nothing happened…and wish I had shut the door to the office I was borrowing (there must have been quite a bit of stifled aughter in the cube farm right outside the office). I blame the airplane ride and fiber one peanut butter bars.
this joke is soooo old ive heard it 493803985309 times
HLIA
Who cares if it’s fake when it’s so funny!
Laughed my ass off!
The true fail is in the adult riding a bus.
Did Erock Died?
LOL. funny.
This was on FML months ago.
Hey, has anyone mentioned that this is an old joke updated with ipod reference? No?? Wow. Let me be the first to say this is an old joke and I’ve heard it before but was on a reel to reel boom box.
Seriously, guy comes home from work to his wife on his birthday. She meets him at the door and says “I’ve got a surprise for you” and blindfolds him. Leads him into the dining room and sits him down. Just then the phone rings and she’s says “wait here, don’t take off the blindfold, I’ll be right back”. While she is talking on the phone he starts feeling the pressure building for a gas attack. He can hear that she’s engaged in a conversation on the phone and may be a while, so he leans to one side and releases the kraken, so to speak. It smells so bad that he even has to start waving his arms to fan it away.
Another minute goes buy, she is still on the phone, and he feels the pressure building again. So he leans to one side and releases a fart that makes satan’s minions take notice. Frantically he feels around and finds a napkin on the table to help fan the stench away. Just as he is regaining his composure his wife comes back from the phone. She reaches over and whips his blindfold off to a reluctant chorus of “Surprise” from an audience of his friends and family standing around the dining room.
Ugh, can’t people come up with anything authentic?
If I hadn’t heard/read that joke like a million times I’d think it was funny though.
That’s fake. You found that on MLIA! Oh My God.
let me be yet another person to inform you that this is FAKE
So your all think this is funny… i DIDN’T!!! people still look strange at me on street and talk behind my back.
It was a mix-tape.
the best one on the page. i dont know if its fake or not, but the puch line made me burst into laughs and tears. ill save it
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Best post EVAR!!!!!!!!
He meant a walkman u fool.
this was definitely on mt life is average. even if it wasnt originally on MLIA whateverrr. kthanksss.
This is totally fake. I’ve only seen this joke about 100 times. Must’ve though he was clever, changing it from a bus to a restaurant.
fake and gay!!!!!!!!!
You know that this joke is from Sickipedia right ?
Hey… if you jizz… does it hurt?
I like the surprise party version. The thing is, everybody farts. Everybody stubs their toe, too. When someone stubs their toe, and tears are running down their face, you don’t say, “You stole that! I stubbed my toe, and you are copying me.” It is possible (maybe) that this really happened to this guy. Enough said. well…probably too much said.
This was definitely already posted, nearly verbatim, except the person was on a plane.
Even if it is fake… It should be on the FML page.