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That’s what she said!
WIN
ha ha
ha ha
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bahaha. I spit water laughing.
WIN
the game, you cannot win.
lol
Well… that gives all new meaning to “Jesus freak”
Yes, definite WIN! hahaha
all he does is WIN!
haha, win
Don’t do it, Jesus will give you herpes
Are you saying Jesus is Frodo and doesn’t have a pool?
…wait, what?
WIN!
No, that was a terrible guess
LMAO!
I’m a Christian and I’m laughing my head off. Reminds me of when we were singing “All Hail the Power of Jesus Name” in church and the song leader sang (loudly) “Let angels prostate fall” when its really “Let angels prostrate fall”
Please tell me your church is against homosexuality, please…
Efrain troll attempt Fail.
Glad you have a sense of humor
this is funny stuff!
Does anyone else also get the fact that the post practically says “Don’t think, shut up and follow the Bible as it says.”?
no, we’re all idiots
Practically what religion stands for.
loladahl that was one of the stupidest comments I’ve ever read.
+1 for your mis-interpretation of life.
It is what religion stands for…
I second that
Actually, that is how religion is misunderstood. Religion really is, or should be: “Pure and undefiled religion before God and the Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their trouble, and to keep oneself unspotted from the world.”- James 1:27.
Though it’s hard to make people think that way when so often false religions are doing the wrong thing. Especially when those Templar idiots set up the Crusades for their version of ‘Christianity’.
Ha!
DUDE STOP! You’re going to get rewarded with a religious flamewar! I can hear a troll stampede on their way!
YOU PPL NEED RELIGIOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!
lol, I kid. Religion’s cool and all, but some wackos take it way too far.
You’re kinda too late to give the warning.
Religion = Crowd Control..
Or CC as RPG players like to call it.
Does that mean Christians are mages?
Wait a second. That means they are blasphemers according to themselves. “Wizards are bad, m’kay.”
Though priests can shackle undead, which is CC, too, and fear. Also paladins can fear undead and demons, too, so mages are not the only ones with CC.
You probably weren’t even talking about WoW, but anyway, now I’ve had my daily dose of WoW-nerdiness.
Paladins can also incapacitate humanoids through repentance!!
(Well, if they’re retribution..)
WoW = Crowd Control..
Therefore WoW = Religion
QED
WoW= Birth control
never forgote them frogging from them shamans
r u sure?
I bet u’re playing it now.
My Priest can heal others and give extra exp!
Heals crit.
Well, but but if the wrong person gets aggro and their HP bar goes down, even a priest can’t get IT up anymore.
Think about it.
No. Nowhere does the Bible prohibit free thinking. It DOES say not to assume you know it all (which seems to be the attitude of most so-called “free-thinkers”). According to Christian theology, the only one who knows it all is God. The best minds on the planet can only think God’s thoughts after Him.
On-topic to the post, my favorite mistaken lyric had to be in the song “Victory in Jesus” when I heard it sang “He punched me to victory.”
FTW! i hate all these atheists who assume they know it all. And THAT, my friend, is why they are against Christianity.
I have minor annoyance towards people who “know” Atheists think they know it all. They have the same faith in their beliefs as you do in yours. You don’t damn anyone by saying they “know” the Bible is the word of God do you? I’ve heard far more certainty from Christians than I ever have from Atheists. Oh, and by the way, I thought hating people was against the rules of Christianity; but then again, that’s something else I don’t “know”.
I don’t hate, just dislike.
But I think that if people think that Atheists know it all or think Christians know it all, then they’re just about the same.
I just think Atheism is just a belief as viable as any other religion like Christianity or any other one. Except maybe Scientology.
Dude. Atheism is NOT a religion. It’s a LACK of belief in any god or gods.
I do find it annoying that SOME atheists claim to know for sure that there’s no existence after death and no entities more powerful than humans. It’s a much more reasonable conclusion than “Higher beings exist and I know all about them and if you don’t believe me they’ll torture you for all eternity because some guy with a backwards collar told me so,” though.
I know I don’t know it all, and that’s why I’m an agnostic.
I am an atheist and trust me when I say it is a religion of sorts. A religion is a set of beliefs not necessarily about a god. So one could consider the belief in no god as a religion.
If God’s real he’s one eveil bastard.
I thought that was the Devil’s job? -1 interwebs for the man above me.
You are awesome! I have been arguing the same point, but too many atheists hear the R word and freak out. It is fun to derail their points after they derail a perfectly fine forum thread though. Why can’t we talk about pizza without bringing religion into it; and why is there always the one guy who fails to ignore them and bites?
I’m agnostic so.. I don’t give a flip.
…not quite. But good job acting as though you know it all!
for the record, i’m not an atheist. But for the people there are, there are plenty of reasons to be against christianity (well actually more the church). firstly, catholicism is based on lies, and secondly, look at what happened in ireland, and other countries. I think religion is an important part of society, but here’s my message to the (catholic) church
christianity: ur doin it wrong
That’s funny Jamiez, because the first Christians were Catholics. It just wasn’t called Catholic because it was the only denomination, it then had to be called Catholicism because a buncha crazy Protestants tried changing everything.
Religious History Fail.
Catholicism = bureaucracy.
Christian=Based on Judaism
Actually you are sorta right. It evolved from Judaism, but the biggest difference is obviously letting Christ be your Savior. Essayons, the first Christians were just Christians, people who believed that Christ is their Savior. All the stupid rules [I agree that at least Catholicism has stupid rules] the Catholicism has were added far later.
Yeah, cause using one source that no one knows who actually wrote it (bible) as the basis of fact TOTALLY shows that Christians know eberything and atheists and agnostics who have reasonable doubts against putting blind faith into something are completely wrong.
dude, it was just a joke geez
I was talking about the quote, not the bible. Also, someone above just made the statement that the Bible, does, in fact, want to control you and not start making questions.
Not control, guide. It’s not like the Bible is a Mind Control Beam or something. It has all sorts of smart ideas in it [namely: Thou shalt not commit murder, and most of the Proverbs] that even apply to people who are atheist/agnostic.
That’s the whole gist of Proverbs 3:5. You’re ordered not think for yourself, let the Church do your thinking for you.
Umm… It says to trust in the Lord. To trust in anything requires choice, which requires you to think for yourself to make that choice. Unless you lend out your trust without even knowing [were you often given 'candy' by strangers in white vans?].
I dunno… I’m guessing it’s more satirical or something. Looking at the keyboard, it’s kind of hard to believe that it’s a typo. And it’s not all that common to see Freudian slips in text.
yeah, even if trust was spelled correctly, it would still be a FAIL
It would be more of a fail.
I like that smiley face on the orange square.
Me too.
lol oh Lord….
lol Oh lord…….sorry for double post fail
Um – I’ll lean on my own understanding. Thanks anyway…
Really, how far does the understanding of a flawed human go anyway?
Wow. An absolute winner here – both typo and Christianity, to me, say IDIOT.
I don’t think I’m an idiot… I make spelling mistakes and am a Christian, yet I’m quite sure I’m intelligent.
Apparently, both mispelling occasionally and practicing Christianity are signs of idiocy. Yet the person who said so forgot the article “the”. “Both *the* typo and Christianity, to me, say IDIOT.” Sounds better that way, no?
Lol. Jesus is a sex-master.
well duh of course! think of all the angels trying to hit that s**t up, good thing he can cure his own herpes…..
Oooohhh… kinky! So is that where you let God have sex with your boobs?
I’d be into that >_>
this is the type of dribble that’s going to keep kids in sunday school. then again, this could be a catalyst to an even larger rise of sexual harassment accusations…
Do you even know what you’re talking about?
wait…. is it saying not to worry about your sexuality, bend the lord over to give it to him with all your heart? just saying…..
I’m Christian, and I’m laughing my ass off here.
Nice to meet you, Christian.
I have not met a Christian who is a Christian
Er, the guy who’s post I replied too.
I’m a Christian* My name is Christopher.
*facepalm
‘lean not on your own understanding’. In other words, shut up, don’t think and do what this mis-translated book tells you.
No, it means you aren’t as smart as you think you are. And guess what, you’re not.
You aren’t as smart as you think you are, so let someone else tell you what to to do! Brilliant!
So… What if they’re not as smart as they think they are, either?…
then you’re screwed.
That’s when you get down to thrusting.
I love Lamebook, so I welcome any additional website poking fun at Facebook-addicted idiots
Fail. This is failbook.
Well you are on another one. Lamebook is not related to the ICHC network, while this (Failbook) is.
i’m proud that this didn’t turn into some stupid debate over religion
You just had to say it didn’t you?
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lol that’s a little premature to say only 4hrs after this was posted
Oh yes.
I THRUST God all the time. cuz he’s my BIIIATCH!
So basically, this means don’t think for yourself just let the priests rape you.
Christianity has had the human race bent over for centuries.
Finally someone gets to screw God for a change.
I like your phrase there.
Now, that makes religion a little more interesting. xD
Wow, way for the militant atheists(who are just as bad as “Christian” fundies)to hijack the subject into a debate about religion.
Because there is no way the original post would lead to a debate about religion… it’s all the atheists’ doing.
WWJD?
Who Would Jesus Do?
Chuck Norris.
You, my friend, get +1 internetz
no, chuck norris would do jesus
Thrust in the Lord?! HAHAHAHA!!!
Thank goodness for stupid mistakes otherwise comedy wouldn’t exist.
epic fail
my favorite church song has to be “There’s a river of life flowing out of me”…. we’d sing it on long trips when we needed the bathroom…
…..you’ll never think the same about that song again now!!
Said the priest to the choirboy.
Thrust in the Lord? I suppose that is one way to pay him back for the way his servants treat kids…
That’s what happens when the illiterate meets the idiotic…
lol omg this made me laugh a lot =)
This is the opposite of fail, really.
Funny.
DOWNWARD THRUST, MUTHERF****R!!!
Those crucifixes have more uses than one, y’know.
Really? Because I’m pretty sure they were used for hanging criminals. Plus, the wood is all splintery.
What’s with the Nick Jr. like smiley face?
Jesus loves me but I make him wear a condom.
whataya mean you never knew christianity was so sexual??? have you actually read the hyms and stuff?? there’s a friggin song called “Come unto me”
BAHAHAHAHA… This is part of ritual in an Organization Im in.. except it says “TRUST in the lord with all thine heart..”
Anyways.. made me laugh
I have problems with religions that basically say “Trust in us because we’re telling you to.” There’s no proof — only a book written thousands of years ago. This fail(win?) points out my main problem with religion — trust in god, not yourself. It’s putting down free will and discouraging thought for yourself. What’s the point of life if God or some supernatural being has to be there holding your had all the time? (Let the debate begin!… Again.)
The debate begins… First, if you had no free will, how the hell did you make such a comment? Free will is the reason you are atheist/agnostic. Second, what does the age of the Bible have to do with anything? Air has been around since before mankind, are you going to stop believing in air? Or math, or the wheel, or the discovery of pi, shall I go on? Third, people trust in God because we know that we make a lot of bad decisions and fail quite often by ourselves. Finally and fourth, Someone holding your hand, someone who loves you in a more pure way than you could possibly wrap your mind around, is hardly a bad thing.
*facepalm*
ahhhaaaa….the orange thing on that was put on the first person’s picture looks like Face from Nick Jr.
OMG What a F**ktard!!!
i hate it when retards attempt to interpret things…shut the f**k up…you live in a box…you play farmville…..your an epic f**ktard…wonder of the universe……shut up shut up shut up….