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Lol XD
In “Sleepaway Camp” the chick’s a dude
AWW MANN X(
And in Friday the 13th, part V.. the killer isn’t Jason.
It’s the ambulance guy, whose son got killed by that woodchoppin’ psycho at the mental institution.
Aw, man! I just rented that, I was going to watch it tonight!
Renting that movie IS the fail!
Glad we’re on the same page. Fail, hence funny.
At the end, the ship sinks.
Snake kills Dumbledore
Snape, not snake you fail monkey
Fail to anybody that knows that. Fail to Harry Potter.
Knowing how to spell a character’s name is not fail. Fail to encouraging misspelling. And Snape is pure f**king win.
Snape is, indeed, pure f**king win. When I was in middle school, I actually contributed to the millions of pieces of smut written and drawn around this character.
He’s the one that made me realize that I wasn’t a lesbian after all. Trufax.
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Seconded. ;3
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Snake.
this dude effed a lot now… hahahaha
A snake kills Snape, though.
F.A.I.L.
Its Snape..
ah darn Max. I haven’t read the last book
Book before (that’s #6), plus in the latest movie (that’s #6)
What snake?
Snake…? Was that in the Harry Potter/Simpsons crossover?
*dies*
Shades of SNL: His wife did it!
Reread the book Max
It’s okay guy’s. I think he was talking about Solid Snake. In which case he’d still be right.
NOOOOOO!!!!
So no one is even going to correct him?? It’s Snape! ugh…
FAIL
wow people, it’s a joke that obviously you don’t get >.>;
fail on you guys for not getting it
Snake?
Rofl.
As in Solid Snake?
Dear Idiots, it’s Snake if you have a sense of humor. And not as in Solid.
I’m SICK of all these MUTHAF*CKIN SNAKES on this MUTHAF*CKIN thread!
In Book of Eli, he is blind!
In Gran Torino Clint’s charactar gets killed lol
Leonardo Depario was crazy.
*DiCaprio
Also, Dicaprio Dies at the end. (Right more times han not. That blokes got a very low survival rate)
Ace Ventura was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.
That explains everything!
WIN!
How is this a win in any sense? Lame joke. Lame 1990′s movie character. All pretty stupid to me. Not to mention the FAIL/WIN crap that everyone says. I can only hope people who type those pointless comments get corralled together and napalmed.
FAIL.
WIN
If you don’t like FAIL/WIN crap, why are you on failbook?
Or any related Cheezburger site for that matter.
Or anywhere near humans with a sense of humor, either. Bad troll! No cookie!
Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
Dude… You just said nonsense. So you’re going to be napalmed with us. And when we get to be, I swear I’m going to club you to death with my severed arm.
in the next twilight movie blade appears
hopefully…
BEST SPOILER EVAH!!
blade, buffy, corey feldman…all the above!!!
corey fieldman – by any chance you meant gary oldman? >.<
In real life, I had sex with your mum.
In real life, you’re a 14 year old who is still wondering what ‘it’ feels like. Go shave your peach fuzz and try again.
WIN
WIN indeed
In real life, you’ve used the comment “Go shave your peach fuzz and try again.” about a dozen times and it’s really getting old.
Can you not come up with anything else at all?
Tom Hanks dies at the end of Private Ryan
im going to close my eyes now. dont want any spoilers.
The baby shot Mr Burns
“the baby” got a name dude
The Titanic sinks
Damnit, that was mine!
Zoolander turns left.
WIN! That one made me lol.
that made me laugh even tho i have no idea what it is!
And Rosebud is the sled
Trinity dies.
NON TRIUMPHANT!
In Memento, Leonard killed his wife.
The thing in the box in Se7en, is Detective David Mills’ wife’s head!
No, the wife killed herself. He killed the thief, who raped her.
Also
Soylent Green is people
the wife was raped?!?!
You may need to watch Memento again sweetie. Leonard didn’t kill his wife. He got pissed that Leonard told him to quit his s**t since he’d killed his wife’s killer already. That pissed him off. He knew he’d forget, so he intentionally left himself clues so he’d kill Leonard too.
I think you’re a bit confused: Leonard is the protagonist! He couldn’t tell himself to quit his s**t. Neither he has killed Leonard (himself)
Han FTW
Edward Cullen is gay….
Hardly a spoiler.
Duh.
I tought that was common knowledge…
It sure is, so FAIL!
The magician has a twin!
P.S. Dany, that isn’t a spoiler.
Oh, and in Life on Mars, the guy is in stasis having a dream that he is in the 70′s and meant to go back to the 00′s, but really he’s in the future and on a ship heading to Mars.
That was only in the American version. The original was less freaking ridiculous.
Only in the american one. The British one was better!
Glad I read this spoiler – I had been debating whether to get the British version and watch since I did like American version. Thanks!
Everyone’s dead. Watch Ashes To Ashes
Alf was caught in the last episode of the serie
in one of the Saw-movies somebody dies
NO WAY
The guy’s girlfriend in the Crying Game is a transsexual.
Nicole Kidman and her children are the ones who are dead in The Others.
The psycho child in The Orphan isn’t really a child, she’s an adult.
Leonardo DiCaprio is crazy and killed his wife in Shutter Island.
It was Old Man __________ all along, and if it weren’t for those meddlin’ kids….
Ok seriously -Sixth Sense, Titanic, The Others: all older movies. But Shutter Island JUST came out!! Give some of us a chance to rent it before you spoil it!
lols how could you not guess the twist from the preview? it’s pretty obvious dude…
In Alien Vs. Predator, the humans lose.
How THE HELL do we manage that when we’re not even in the fight?
Collateral damage. Predator was losing, so suicided.
I don’t know man, when extra-terristerials starts bursting outta people’s chests, that’s go time. btw the humans had guns too. But the alien and predator just outpowered them.
In Happy Gilmore, the ALLIGATOR was his father!
in 23 jim carrey turns out to be the guy who wrote the book… which is also called 23..
Jesus dies, comes back.
Damnit, I was going to say the same thing!!! HAHAHA
me too! damn…
And I as well. AGH!
JESUS DIED AT THE END OF THE BIBLE!!
Actually, the end of the Bible is Revelations and Jesus had been dead awhile by then. FAIL.
and then he lives again!
They’ve done a sequel and brought him back.
lol
No, Jesus didn’t die at the end of the Bible. Read it. He was dead for three days and then came back to life, that’s one of the miracles. And currently, he is still alive and well!
it was a day and a half, actually. also, it’s a myth copied from older myths.
The Bible is about a bloke called Jesus who does good deeds then gets killed, OR DOES HE?
How can you be offended? I’m atheist as well, and I thought that the demotivational poster that this came from was hilarious.
most hilarious comments on failbook in a while =D
Justin Bieber is gay
thats a spoiler how ? O.o
Lady Gaga is Justin Bieber
Houston, I believe we have a win here
love it!
Jacob black falls in love with Edward and Bellas baby!
pedowolf
WIN
Lol, I like how this is one of the only real spoilers on the page.
Batman is Bruce Wayne…
I lost the game.
…Jerk.
Rosebud is a sled.
In “The Usual Suspects”– Verbal Kint IS Keyser Soze.
In “Law Abiding Citizen”, There was no accomplice. It was him doing everything through a tunnel dug to solitary confinement.
In the Transporter series, the package is always the girl…
Except in 2, he saves the day using an antidote that stops the virus. [The Transporter]
And ReplayTy, in Red Dead Redemption, John Marston is also killed by the US Army, not only betrayed. He could be thrown in jail y’know.
Kratos kills Zeus, brutally may I add, then himself. [God Of War 3]
Doviculous is killed by Eddie Riggs. [Brutal Legend]
In the Transporter series, the package is always the girl…
Except in 2, he saves the day using an antidote that stops the virus. [The Transporter]
And ReplayTy, in Red Dead Redemption, John Marston is also killed by the US Army, not only betrayed. He could be thrown in jail y’know.
Kratos kills Zeus, brutally may I add, then himself. [God Of War 3]
Doviculous is killed by Eddie Riggs. [Brutal Legend]
Sly looses his memory and Carmelita seduces him, or not, I was small… [Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves]
It turns out the Mormons were the correct answer.
@mitch in life on mars he actually wakes up but then kills himself n then in ashes to ashes the woman really is dead but gene hunt sends them to heavenn the black guy from life on mars is god n the pub is heaven
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Sose.
I’m glad that I’ve already seen “The Usual Suspects”, otherwise I’d be really angry!!!
Tyler Durden isn’t real.
Aw, I was going to use that one.
johnny depp and tim burton are gay for eachother
they should totally just have sex already and get it over with.
his horses name is Friday.
The hot chick in The Crying Game is a dude.
Samus is a girl.
In a totally manly suit like that?! no way!
Wait, what? O.o I thought it was a dude. since in almost all anime and video games some male character look like a lady.
In Planet of the Apes, it was Earth (you maniacs, you blew it up!).
Are you not human? If you are, you’re one of those maniacs
FAIL
That was a quote from the movie.
In The Others, the family that thinks their house is haunted are the ones doing the haunting!
Santa is not real!
He isn’t? But I saw him at the mall?
In Pirates of the Carribbean 3, Will turner becomes Davey Jones when Capt. Jack Sparrow and Capt Barbosa make a hot Elizabeth Turner sandwich, and Will’s so depressed that he cuts out his heart so he can be with his true love: Commidor Norrington.
win.
No doubt about it. Made me LoL.
Leonardo DiCaprio dies in “Titanic” as well.
But does anyone know who actually let the dogs out?
wasn’t it those crazy guys with the dreads??
from the 2nd Matrix movie?
The bahamen, actually
In American Beauty that retired emosexual shots me in the head……
Mr. Orange is an undercover cop, and everyone dies but Mr. Pink.
Kyuzo is shot dead, Kikuchiyo is killed and kills the bandit leader, and the village is saved.
AND THEN CHEEZE TAKES OVER THE WORLD! XD
Luke and Leia are twins.
In the lion king, Mufassa dies.
In harry potter 7;
Hedwig
Mad-Eye Moody
Lupin
Tonks
Tonks’ father
Fred Weasly
Dobby
Crabbe
Bellatrix Lestrange
Snape
Voldemort
Scrimgeour
Wormtail
Bathilda Bagshot
Muggle Studies teacher
Colin Creevey <—- they all die.
In twhylight, Victoria, the bad she vampire, murders them all in book three – book four doesn't happen.
in knowing, the mystic men are aliens.
in X-men three, Xavier doesn't die, magneto doesn't loose his powers.
Snape kills dumbledore – voldemort kills snape – harry kills voldemort – and that is the circle of life.
I like the Book 4 doesn’t happen one.
aw! I didn’t get to read the last Harry Potter book! Or any of them for that matter….I watch the movies…..still! I know what happens! Damn….
Still a win though
Ugh.. seriously guys? I am not sure why ruining the ending of things is so funny?
I hate when people post endings of things on facebook.. or the results of games. It really does suck when you learn how something ends before you watch it.
It’s only funny when it’s stuff that’s so ingrained into pop culture that you pretty much live under a rock if you don’t know it already. For example: Darth Vader is Luke’s father.
Pretty much, these: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItWasHisSled
But I agree, seeing as Lost JUST ended, that’d be pretty obnoxious to spoil. THAT’S not funny.
dunno man, it was apparently such a suck ending (don’t watch it, don’t care, but if I did it would have been spoilt before it was even shown as it was leaked to the net and all the radio DJs were talking about it) that having it spoilt seems pretty much like a mercy rather than a prank.
Don’t watch any Second World War films – Japan/Germany lost.
i will call you WIN
In “Identity” everyone at the motel is a personality of a schizophrenic, but only one of the personalities is murderous…the child!
And now to let my inner nerd show…
Sailor Moon is the Moon Princess, and Chibi-usa is her and Mamo-chan’s daughter from the future.
Gowron wasn’t the changeling, it was General Martok all along…and Dr. Bashir too.
Angela is Goliath and Demona’s daughter.
Doc moves out of the workshop, but the Fraggle hole moves with him…
Geeking further:
Spike dies after winning his duel with Vicious.
Vash ends up defeating Knives, but only by crippling him rather than killing him. And they’re both strange alien/angel/devil children.
Don’t spend most of Princess Mononoke wondering when San and Ash’taka are going to get it on – it never happens.
(I think writing his full name tripped the obscenity filter, so I may as well write it as it’s pronounced in the sub)
Snake manages to get everyone off the forbidden zone island – again – but instead of handing over the stone-ager device, activates it and wipes out every electronic device on the planet, figuring they’re the source of all his own trouble.
Lightning NEARLY wins the championship race, after the folk of Radiator Springs help patch him up and get back in contact with his team, but at the last minute stops and helps push The King over the line after Hicks forces him to spin out, handing Hicks the trophy but also a huge debt of dishonour.
Westley is actually Dread Pirate Roberts – or one of them anyway.
Bruce’s mission to blow up the asteroid fails.
Jake ends up transferring into his Avatar body full-time and living amongst the Navi, after switching sides to help them fight against the humans. Also, the entire planet is one enormous biological computer, whose help he enlists in winning the battle. We never find out what Unobtanium actually is or does – it is the ultimate McGuffin.
The kids only ever find the first City of Gold, which is destroyed by the Olmecs to protect their secrets.
Optimus Prime dies in TF2, but this time he comes back almost immediately and ISN’T insane.
Is that enough, yet?
-Continuing the nerdom.
-Earth is in fact a giant computer made to discover the ultimate question to the ultimate answer, 42.
-Fenchurch disappears.
-Random is Trillian and Arthur’s daughter.
-Snape had a thing for Lily Potter.
-Jordan sacrifices himself for Molly/Eva and becomes the Avatar.
-Selim is actaully Pride
-kagura has a thing for sesshomaru
-Sheeta and Pazu never do kiss.
Shall I go on?
YES
I have run out of spoilers
you must carry the torch.
But that Laputa one was unneccessary. 8-year-olds, dude.
*3 internetz!
Lord Valdemort is a sled.
She’s my sister AND my daughter. Faye dies, John gets to rape another child. – Chinatown
in the end of fast and the furious tokyo drift, the american kid wins in a race down the mountain and he gets the girl
Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud.
In 2012 Obama ain’t the president no more.
Lady Gaga blows everyone and becomes president
Ew.
Bandit Keith is Canadian.
WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!? Well, the fool doth protest too much…
Tyler Durden is really an alter ago of the character played by Edward Norton.
Frodo takes the ring to Mount Doom. It is destroyed.
dumblebore dies
Christel shot J.R. Ewing.
Eh, I can see if someone posts them right away (or gives them away in conversation–I’ve had that happen), but seriously, if you’re far enough behind on a show that you’re talking episodeS plural, then stfu.
Xenon has Aspeger’s and is a homosexual.
Snape sinks the Titanic.
In 28 months later the virus has reached main europe.
42 is the meaning of life
In the end of Avatar, Pandora gets saved.
I don’t think they were trying to destroy Pandora…
In Death Note, Watari and L are killed by Ren while Light is killed by Ryuk at the end while Misa jumps off of a building and dies.
the sun got relit
Wash dies.
You all die in 2010
AND BARNEY DIES THE END!!! ^^
In the novel and movie The DaVinci Code, references to DaVinci are made.
In the movie Finding Nemo, they attempt to locate Nemo
In 500 Days of Summer, there is ONLY 500 days of Summer Finn the person, not the season. (Obvious because summer is not 500 days long.)
Not a very good fail, but still a good lol.
Miley Cyrus is Hannah Montana
In Sleepy Hollow, the Stepmom is the bad guy.
JESUS DIES.
Spider-Man accidentally kills his girlfriend.
“Would you kindly” is the mind control phrase programmed by Fontaine, who was faking his death all along.
A giant naked Rei turns the whole world into Tang.
Hot Rod lets Optimus die.
Everyone dies in Hamlet.
Shylock ends up converting to Christianity.
Ideon destroys the universe.
Old Yeller gets rabies.
Pearly Sweetcake ends up rolling the roller
No, Hot Rod’s hamfisted attempt to cut in on Optimus and Megatron’s one-on-one battle when it looks to be going the Decepticon’s way provides just enough distraction for him to deliver the killing blow and escape.
It’s OK though, he’s later handed down the matrix of leadership after Ultra Magnus takes it (and is also capped) and figures out how to use it, nuking Unicron from the inside, powering himself up to the mobile-home sized Rodimus Prime and giving him the power to kick Galvatron’s ass five ways to sunday single handed.
If you were meaning the series, not the movie, then… sorry. But AFAIK in that case they still had to get Optimus re-killed because the resurrection process drove him stark staring insane.
In Ace Ventura: Finkle = Einhorn.
Also, Einhorn is a man.
It wasn’t me it was the one eyed one armed one legged man!
Ender turns into three people and melts, with his wife totally hating him. Then everyone dies of the descolada. Including Bean.
In ‘The Secret Window’, the other guy isn’t real- Johnny Depp has multiple personality
Aaand… Sasuke kills Orochimaru, aaaand… Kakashi comes back!!!
In Prince of Persia: Sands of Time the uncle is the one behind the fathers murder.
In Old Boy, she was his daughter all along, and he was imprisoned for spreading a rumour when he was at highschool
The cake is a lie.
A roman soldier kills Archemedies.
Jackie dates Fez in the last episode.
The knights say “Ni!”.
Jesus wins.
Everyone who reads this will die.
HAL is one better than IBM (H-I, A-B, L-M).
Anyone who understands everything in this post will either die a virgin or be tried for rape, myself included.
Mario/Link save the princesses.
Pac-Man eats all the pellets.
Roach kills Shephard with the knife that he gets stabbed with. -MW2
Roxas is actually Sora’s inner mind. -KH2
You start the Purifier, and don’t die. -Fallout 3
You save Dr. Hoffman – Trauma Center
You go through the portal – Half-Life
The cake is not a lie/you destroy GLadOs. – portal
You defeat Dr. Wily – Megaman
You destroy the Umbrella HQ – Resident Evil 2
You kill Dracula. – Castlevania
You leave Silent Hill.
You become the Pokemon Champion.
You destroy Halo, again, and again, Johnson dies, you destroy Guilty Spark, Cortana is saved, The ODST’s find Virgil, and Reach is glassed.
You get betrayed by the US army. – Red Dead Redemption
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Oh, and they killed Kenny.
dammit…it’s Soap. Roach and Ghost get killed and burnt by Shephard after the assault on Makarov’s estate.
They actually save the princess?! I thought she didn’t exist!
Fox does Barrel Rolls under advice from Peppy
Wolf can’t let you do that
The totem never stopped…
Snape kills Dumbledore
In Pirates of the Caribbean, Davy Jones is actually the Dread Pirate Roberts and that’s why there must always be a Captain of the Flying Dutchman.
In The Tourist, Johnny Depp’s character is actually the REAL guy all along, having gotten tons of plastic surgery, rather than the random tourist she thinks he is.
…Okay, I’m a jerk.
Carry on, children.