I love how you come up with all these wonderful animals for him to fornicate with, but the idea of a mute person(or a another person at all) just completely passes you by.
20 years ago, a pipe (or the more traditional two-cups-connected-by-a-string method) was the only available form of what is now called cybersex. Maybe this guy is just retro?
Step 2: anytime there after the moaner is heard play back the previously recorded moaning back through the duct work. He’s bound to recognize himself sooner or later…
Heh, this reminds me of one time playing xbox poker with a bunch of guys, we were all talking for a while then when the conversation died down for a second we could all hear a guy moaning softly with a faint “wap wap” sound in the background, we tried to tell the guy to turn off his mike but we figured he put it down next to his chair and started at it.
The couple who lived in the apartment above had an active and very vocal sex life. It was especially awkward when my family would be having dinner and all of a sudden we’d hear moaning and banging…
Most disturbing…
Now I’m disturbed.
Srsly.
Lol
you should spank simultaneously
the word is spunk…spank is a completely different word
eww..
TURD!
the should also make noises and compete to see who is can make the longest groan
A Groan off ?
can you not just bang on the pipe with a wrench as he masturbates, probably making him s**t his pants?
you win
I’d go with yelling, “Hey, knock it off!” down the pipe. *That’ll* ruin him.
I love how you come up with all these wonderful animals for him to fornicate with, but the idea of a mute person(or a another person at all) just completely passes you by.
*replace “a another” with “another”
you say animals, I say metaphor for fat chicks….dumbass
We’ve all been there.
Ass to ass….ASS to ASS!
20 years ago, a pipe (or the more traditional two-cups-connected-by-a-string method) was the only available form of what is now called cybersex. Maybe this guy is just retro?
Easy fix:
Step 1: next time it happens record the moaning
Step 2: anytime there after the moaner is heard play back the previously recorded moaning back through the duct work. He’s bound to recognize himself sooner or later…
THAT is just awesome.
no that’s pretty much it…moaning is for the other person
I’m with this, and I’m a girl.
Who on earth goes straight to moaning and flailing about when you’re *by yourself*?
In a scenario with a partner, I usually prefer dirty talk to moaning anyways.
Yeaaaa
I was that guy, and i lov u guy from the other pipe
That didn’t make sense whoever the person on top of me is.
Heh, this reminds me of one time playing xbox poker with a bunch of guys, we were all talking for a while then when the conversation died down for a second we could all hear a guy moaning softly with a faint “wap wap” sound in the background, we tried to tell the guy to turn off his mike but we figured he put it down next to his chair and started at it.
knock 3 times!!!
Ya.. Sorry..
The couple who lived in the apartment above had an active and very vocal sex life. It was especially awkward when my family would be having dinner and all of a sudden we’d hear moaning and banging…