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  1. deep_9 says:

    Most disturbing…

  2. Timmy says:

    you should spank simultaneously

  3. KoolKidJones says:

    TURD!

  4. wolfi says:

    the should also make noises and compete to see who is can make the longest groan

  5. wank-buster says:

    can you not just bang on the pipe with a wrench as he masturbates, probably making him s**t his pants?

  6. ???? says:

    I love how you come up with all these wonderful animals for him to fornicate with, but the idea of a mute person(or a another person at all) just completely passes you by.

  7. Drowzor says:

    We’ve all been there.

  8. Cliff Fuxtable says:

    Ass to ass….ASS to ASS!

  9. Dan says:

    20 years ago, a pipe (or the more traditional two-cups-connected-by-a-string method) was the only available form of what is now called cybersex. Maybe this guy is just retro?

  10. Duncan Idaho says:

    Easy fix:

    Step 1: next time it happens record the moaning

    Step 2: anytime there after the moaner is heard play back the previously recorded moaning back through the duct work. He’s bound to recognize himself sooner or later…

  11. Aaron says:

    no that’s pretty much it…moaning is for the other person

    • :D says:

      I’m with this, and I’m a girl.

      Who on earth goes straight to moaning and flailing about when you’re *by yourself*?

      In a scenario with a partner, I usually prefer dirty talk to moaning anyways.

  12. anony says:

    Yeaaaa
    I was that guy, and i lov u guy from the other pipe

  13. D: says:

    That didn’t make sense whoever the person on top of me is.

  14. Lloyd Jupiter says:

    Heh, this reminds me of one time playing xbox poker with a bunch of guys, we were all talking for a while then when the conversation died down for a second we could all hear a guy moaning softly with a faint “wap wap” sound in the background, we tried to tell the guy to turn off his mike but we figured he put it down next to his chair and started at it.

  15. ????? says:

    knock 3 times!!!

  16. The Guy says:

    Ya.. Sorry..

  17. Noir says:

    The couple who lived in the apartment above had an active and very vocal sex life. It was especially awkward when my family would be having dinner and all of a sudden we’d hear moaning and banging…


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