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Fail
well, it is on FAILbook
Come on, aren’t you people bored of that already?
It’s getting old.
Failbook fail!
Forensic pathology is the use of medical knowledge for legal purposes.
This tool being hacked falls in to the category of digital evidence under the big umbrella field of forensics.
Nick will never be employed in the forensic field of digital evidence!
Well he’s too stupid to be a forensic pathologist, either.
Nick will never be employed in anything, hopefully.
Garbage disposal is a worthy job.
We need good men like Nick for jobs like that.
A pathologist examines bodies and does autopsies. “Investigator” would have been a more appropriate word.
Forensic pathology because he died inside.
I was gonna say that! Haha… facebook is riddled with diseasey viruses.
I think the idea is that Nick, based on this post, lacks the observational and deductive reasoning skills that are required to be a forensic pathologist. It’s really not off-point.
Brooke is such a ‘wee todd’
Brooke and Nick are sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
then comes the W after thats the T and leastly the letter F (WTF)
You just fail… at everything…
This is retarded, but regardless I laughed.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt, tragic miscarriage. Then comes blame, then comes despair; two hearts damaged beyond repair. Brooke leaves Nick and takes the tree. D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
Credit to Explosm ;P
XD I love explosm.
It’s a good thing the “few seconds ago” submitter explained the joke for me, otherwise I wouldn’t have gotten it.
I don’t wanna sound dumb even though I might, but it seems to me that the person who hacked nick included in the status that he loves Brooke. Hence, Brooke liking it… Am I the only one thinking so?
Brooke was the one that hacked him.
It just says “<3 Brooke". It didn't say "I <3 Brooke". The way it was typed implied that Brooke "signed" it.
uh… a forensic pathologist is a doctor who studies the cause and manner of a death. nice try though.
If Nick was a forensic pathologist, it is likely on his way to work he would leave his apartment, trip over a dead body, and without looking at what it was, pick himself up and continue on to work.
I’m glad everyone picked up on the ‘Forensic Pathologist’ thing, but why does that really matter?
If somebody on the internet is wrong, it /always/ matters.
http://xkcd.com/386/
Need we say more?
hahaha this is great
i don’t even have to look to know which one that is.
He cant be forensic pathologist, detective, scientist or math teacher. Why? Because he cant put together simple clues. And that is relevant in all these lines of work. Thats the point in this joke. It is totally irrelevant if in this case the mystery didnt involve a dead body. The guy is a moron, morons cant have jobs that require thinking. Forensic pathologist requires thinking. Hence; he cant be one.
“brooke likes this”
lol brooke is cool.
LOL!!!!! My name is Brooke and this is definitely something I would do. This MMD.
congratulation=)
how someone hack into a facebook account? :/
Yeah, ‘hack’ is probably not the right term. Most of these are just cases where morons leave themselves signed in on public computers, like in the school library or similar.
School library?
My bet is that his account wasn’t really “hacked” so much as someone got on his account through his computer because he left himself logged in.
Alternate theory: someone hacked into both this guy’s and Brooke’s account, and set it up to look like Brooke hacked this guy’s account. That would account for “Brooke” being so blantantly obvious about hacking the account, and this guy’s response makes a little more sense if you consider that maybe in the 2 hours between the posts he contacted Brooke by other means and found out what actually happened.
Yeah, I know… context takes the fun out of things.
This isn’t meh I’m just testing
Nick and Brooke? What are these, Hulk Hogan’s kids?
Do we get an extra one if we identify this as a repeat?
nope
brooke win ^^
Is it me or have I seen this before? I seem to be seeing a lot of repeats lately and it’s getting boring…
Brooke isn’t exactly the sharpest pencil in the box either. Grounds for being reported to Facebook and deleted and banned right there. It’s like robbing the bank and then standing right outside with your gun and the bag with the “$” sign on it.
And people need to learn what the term “hack” actually means. Walking up to someone’s computer which is already logged into Facebook is as much “hacking” as walking into Macy’s during shopping hours is “breaking and entering”.
omg. i cant tell if that is awesome or a fail.=) oh, and TGB, your right, but you probably shouldn’t criticize them. it is on failbooking after all. XD
I dunno, I think this i just became a fan of brookes’. She’s got balls.
what a dunce
lol blind person!…..not trying to be mean