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  1. bob says:

    HAHA lmao

  2. OMG, You can't see me says:

    How old is her mom to want to take pole dancing lessons?

    • CC says:

      She could very easily be in her mid- to late-30s. Many women that age take pole dancing lessons. Haven’t you heard? It’s a great way to exercise (and men love it).

  3. awesomeness says:

    MILF I hope?

  4. PEWPEWPEW says:

    oh dear……

  5. Lolwut? says:

    WORK IT MOMMA I need lunch money!!

  6. Kevin says:

    reason 231 why parents should not have facebook profiles….

  7. :) says:

    It’s a good hobby to pick up. xD

  8. kyle says:

    I believe she is referring to the new type of pole dancing workout. It’s actually supposed to be pretty intense stuff. Doesn’t mean she’s working the pole for money.

  9. Gambly McChip says:

    Pole dancing should be an olympic sport…they could just add it to gymnastics quite easily

    • JD says:

      I’d watch that! However, male pole dancing might be a little gay. Yet, male ice dancing is Olympic too.

      • Truth says:

        Are you implying that gay men are not nearly as athletic as straight men?

        You do realize of course, that any of those male figure skaters could easily beat the crap out of you, correct?

    • Redneck_Rebel says:

      Sure, and being a whore should be a sport too!

  10. ???? says:

    DAAAYYUM

  11. Nick says:

    oooh, that’s 2 months in therapy lol

  12. xanafi says:

    h! oll what;s up

  13. magicalnora says:

    *dead* xD and that is y me and my mum are nt friends on fb o.O

  14. Denice B. says:

    Hey, at least it wasn’t gramma taking lessons.

  15. Chrism says:

    What the hell is wrong with taking a pole dancing class?! Its only a frickin class ffs!!

    • The Game says:

      “…and I’m hooked! OMG…look out!”
      I’m pretty sure she’s going to be taking more than a class….And it’s pole dancing. What would you think about if you read a status that your mom took a f**king pole dancing class?

      • A flower of any other color says:

        I would be ecstatic that my mom finally loosened up a bit and stopped being such a prude. :) (love my mom, but man oh man, she chooses to hide from life)

        • pix says:

          I hear that! My mom is the biggest conservative prude who believes sex is “the enemy”. I would fall off my chair if she took this class and be applauding her all the way. But hell will freeze over before she ever would. *sigh* I took pole dancing once..s**ts tough! I had bruises on my legs for a week!

  16. Loneremily says:

    It’s really easy to keep certain people from reading certain status updates… That’s what the little lock symbol does! DANG!

  17. rootbeer.nomnom says:

    :(

  18. Allison says:

    I wonder what Dad’s comment would be….

  19. Thedeathbane says:

    … lol

  20. almoore says:

    STFU and tuck your momma a buck!

  21. I wanna be a stripper when I grow up too! says:

    There are some things you just don’t need to share when you have family as friends on FB.

  22. OMG…look out! says:

    ^^^^

  23. I’m so glad that my Mum doesn’t have facebook. And even happier that she doesn’t (to my knowledge) pole dance.

  24. Lim says:

    AAARGHHH It can’t be unread!


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