No, it’s obviously a wedding! What other time would a man carry a woman like that? Unless she’s drunk… That wouldn’t explain why they are BOTH smiling though..
Maybe we should get whoever posted the picture to talk to him. That would probably be a punishment, if not, his version of an intelligent conversation.
“Smart Person from Smart Land” ? You gotta be freaking kidding me. A smart person would know that the people posting that the superhero in the actual pic ISN’T Superman are being sarcastic.
PS – Learn to spell “idiot” before calling someone one, retard.
PSS – It’s Papa Smurf and Smurfette
This is quite obviously the Red Power Ranger. All of you who think otherwise should get your eyes checked. Call me at 1 (435) 234-8255 and I’ll explain why.
Am I the only one on the internet who DOESN’T FIND IT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY that everyone just overused the same sarcastic joke only changing the name of the superhero?
I now understand how Will Smith in I am legend felt.
I dont know who these so-called superhero’s are that ya all seeing in the picture! It is obviously that the pic is of the only REAL superhero and sidekick to have ever graced our tiny planet!! Its Dangermouse and Penfold!!!
No no no, you’re all wrong. Come on, he’s wearing red and blue, is flying, has black hair and is holding a beautiful woman. It’s obviously Stephen Colbert cradling the Spirit of America!
Clearly if she doesn’t even know her superheroes, she is not an intelligent gal to begin with. (oh god, I just ended a sentence with a preposition –shoot me now!!)
As fascinating as it is to listen to you nerds fight about what super hero this is (clearly spiderman) I need to point out something that is VERY WRONG with this picture.
The title says “batman and me are soo sexy”
batman and ME?
Someone needs a grammar refresher.
Lois is cheating?!
no, she had amnesia.
Lois? That’s definitely Mary-Jane!
Mary-Jane? Its clearly Gwen Stacy.
Gweny Stacy? Surely you jest.
I’m quite serious. And don’t call me Sherly
No clue what you are talking about. Spiderman does not have a cape. That is Captain America
Captain America doesn’t have a cape, he owns a hammer that emits electricity
No, that is captain obvious.
Are you guys frickin kidding me? It’s Superman. Wow. I hope you were joking. That was a serious fail.
Actually, I think you’ll find it’s the green lantern. His green outfit an cape are in the wash.
WRONG again. its blossom of the powerpuff girls.
Pah! Clearly it’s Captain Hammer! Can’t you tell?
Wrong wrong wrong, it’s wonder woman dressed as a male character.
Look, it’s obviously the Tick. Why else would he be carrying around someone in a moth costume!? No, it’s a moth, not a butterfly.
@ SunnyD haha they are being sarcastic (duh) don’t worry, this stuff happens a lot here.
im pretty sure its the ambiguously gay duo from SNL, just have updated outfits
no just no….its so obvious this Dare Devil look at his eyes
no just no….its so obvious this Dare Devil look at his eyes…
*Sigh*
You all fail, it’s Aquaman!
Woow this should go on failbook
Irony… And that is most definitely none of the above! It’s WILL POWER from the Thinsations commercial *sigh*
Bullcrap. This is Captain Planet.
Why is Sylvester Stallone rescuing Justin Beiber?
Chewbacca, d’uh!
¡ES EL CHAPULÍN COLORADO!
U guys is very stoopid!!!!
It’s mermaid man and barnacle boy from Spongebob
@fawfulster : no contabas con mi astucia (pls dont go all spanish grammar nazi on me)
Pfft! That is definitely Candleja……
AHHHHHOHGODNO! DON’TKILLME! AHHHHHHH!
How is this funny? it is Batman.
oh no wait, its the kool-aid man, i see it now.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH…
Getting the joke fail.
yep, u totally didnt got the joke
more fail .. its get, not got.
Even more fail… it’s it’s, not its.
All aboard the fail train!
Actually, since you gave it a proper name, it would be Fail Train.
Correction of the Fail Train caused it to crash.
Looks like the joke flew over Sunny’s head.
sunnyd, dont u get it? ITS A JOKE IDIOT. GET A SENSE OF HUMOUR
shut up! its Ben10. f**kers. haha
Sunny D – I think it was quite clear that they were JOKING!!!
Naw that’s not lois. It’s Pepper Potts
don’t be a dumbass that’s obviously the Hulk
Look lady, I’m pretty sure that is Iron Man.
you shouldn’t… i’ts clearly fred flintstone flirting with betty rubble
guys, obviously its captain caveman and cavey jr. Thou you were close with the flinstones
clearly it’s iron man
Y’all are retarded. He’s BLUE. He’s obviously Aquaman.
Right?
I’m pretty sure he’s talking about Seaman though.
… Pffrphfphfrhrphrp Semen <:
Swallow! Come!
Shouldn’t that be ‘Come! Swallow!’?
I have no clue what all you retards are seeing there but red and blue=america= Captn America
No, notice the logo on the chest. Red+Blue+Logo on Chest=Tom Brady.
Close, but no cigar. Red+Blue+Logo on Chest= Spider Man.
at least one person recognizes it !
WRONG!! Red+Blue+Logo= Mario. Get your facts straight!
hmmm, close, but incorrect again, blue + red + logo, obviously = Captain Planet
SONIC THE MOTHER DUCKING HEDGEHOG.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker
Don’t be daft, it’s obviously The Green Lantern.
Some people.. pff
Um, hellooooooo, it’s the Flash!
Are you all blind?? Its obviously the Martian Manhunter
You’re all dunce, it’s quite clearly Astro Boy!!!
Looks like Deadpool to me.
No, its definitely Mega Man
Silly, that’s Link.
Okay seriously guys this is getting old.
For those that are confused and need some clearance, it’s obviously Mr. Incredible.
Bah. Yer all wrong. It’s Captain Paranoia.
I waiting to see one of these.
But damn, here I thought it was Peach carrying Mario for once!
.. No it is captain marvel… he got that mark on the stomach.
You’re all stupid. It’s The Negroid.
c-c-c-combo breaker
Are you guys serious? It’s the Flash! The “S” is for SPEED.
nonono its “S” for SPAWN
“S” is for spiderman >:( rwaaarrrrr rwaarrr rwarrrr
No, no, no. The “S” is for Sucks! Obviously it’s Trogdor the Burninator!
Naw, the “S” is for Stupid- definately Kick-ass
pffft this is bugs bunny ofcourse… =)
+5 internets to you! lol This is definitely Trogdor
he’s a dragon man!!!!!
PFFFT. It’s blue! It’s OBVIOUSLY Squirtle.
You’re mixing your universes. Clearly he’s Namor the Sub-Mariner.
LMFAO @ mixing your universes! It’s Captain Planet, btw.
You’re all idiots!
Can’t you see it’s Green Lantern?!
Am I seriously the only one seeing The Flash in that picture?
No, me too. I am also seeing kick-ass there!!
Some of us are using ipods, and iphones, So… We cannot see flash. only some flying woman which looks like bat woman.
Pfffftt…. Are you blind? This is Cat woman !
Looks more like wonder woman to me. Dunno why she’s running around with an S on her chest.. obviously she’s drunk and looking for hot lesbian action.
With an S on her chest – that’s Storm, no daubt about that
I thought it was Kick-ass carrying Red-mist?
WIN.
Redundancy fail!!!
wow guys.. thats not even a superhero.. cant you see it? its dennis the menace..
LMAO!!! Are you guys really that stupid?!?!?! That’s clearly Frozone from The Incredibles!!!
You are both asswaffles. That is clearly Aquaman.
No, you’re all wrong. Its obviously Rorschach.
no it’s the green lantern!
It’s WonderWoman, idiot
Lol that girl is a complete idiot. Everyone knows that is Iron Man!
That’s sarcasm right? *facepalm*
no it’s irony
SUPERman… please tell me that was sarcasm.
Where’s superman? I dont see any guy here?
Phht, you clearly don’t know your superheroes. It’s obviously Lightbringer.
go learn your superheros
so batman was a girl.
WIN
yeah… too bad thats superman in the pic…
Woah, really!? Looked like a normal senior prom to me….
No, it’s obviously a wedding! What other time would a man carry a woman like that? Unless she’s drunk… That wouldn’t explain why they are BOTH smiling though..
whoever this is just needs to get smacked
You guys can’t ANYTHING about super heroes!! It is clearly the Dare Devil in that pic!!!
LOL you n00b!! Can’t you see that its Wolverine
If you had bothered to get your eyes checked, you would clearly see that it’s Captain Planet.
I thought it was the original five power rangers.
omg ru guys stupid? That’s superman I knew that in 1st grade.
Well done ^_^ [Its called sarcasm]
…
you dont deserve a reply.
Go sit in the corner and think about what you just said.
And you should start feeling really dumb in about 5… 4… 3… 2…
no more talking to him. thats his punishment.
Maybe we should get whoever posted the picture to talk to him. That would probably be a punishment, if not, his version of an intelligent conversation.
1st Grade? You got problems.
fail.
It’s Seamen! Funny name
Seamen and Swallow
I blame you for the soda that just shot out of my nose and forced me to clean my computer.
no, that’s Mr. Incredible, of course
Firs- Oh wait… Damnit!
Chuck Norris losers!
…..please tell me everyone is being extremely sarcastic and everyone knows that is Superman? Probably so.
facepalm. sit down before you hurt yourself
sorry, you are probably already sitting down.
Hahaha!
maybe he’s already hurted too?
More like Supergirl, dude.
You kidding me?
It’s clearly Aquaman and his girl Mystique!
No, it’s clearly Wolverine and Pepper Potts.
aquaman has a girlfriend. when the hell did this happen.
That reply is probably better than the post itself
Do you have ANY intelligence at all?
Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out, honey.
Either way, it’s not Superman it’s Dr. Manhattan.
He is Superman ppl!!!!!!!!OMG
You are an idiot xD Like Noelle said, everyone’s being sarcastic! Of course he’s superman LMFAO
I take that back, it’s Papa Smurf! See? He’s blue and bigger than the rest of the Smurfs. Plus Smurfette’s there with ‘im, see? xD
More like the other way around. XD
>Holds up her Sarcasm sign, stolen from the Big Bang Theory guys.<
And no, you're ALL Wrong, it's The Joker and Harley Quinn.
Dude.. really.. you shouldn’t be allowed to breed..
And it’s clearly Storm from X-men
Everybody look. Captain Obvious is here.
Is he with Liutenant Sarcasm?
Go read up on your sarcasm. You’ve got lots of work to do.
Dear John,
DUH.
Sincerely,
The Internet
This comment is far greater than the post itself. hahaha
Why thank you.
WRONG! I clearly see Captain Obvious there, and he seems to be flying at the speed of DUH.
*facepalm* It’s Wolverine, dude. Obviously!
I beg to differ. Gambit.
No way. Magneto.
Seriously? Am I the ONLY one who sees Mantis in that picture?
Facepalm squared.
Well done Captain Obvious !!!
Flying at the speed of DUH! He never fails!
LIES!!!!! He is blue so CLEARLY his Dr. Manhattan
Why isn’t he naked then?! >:(
He’s in disguise ;D
Not for long he’s not >:(
BIG FLOPPY BALLS TO THE RESCUE!!!
XD! That so made my day.
is that the guy from superhero movie ?
Well done John, everyone is being sarcastic dumbass
I actually think it’s Captain Planet
“Go Planet!”
“By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!”
Captain Batman, he’s our hero
Gonna divide everything by zero
He’s our powers magnified
And he’s fighting on the planet’s side
Captain Lantern, he’s our hero
Gonna divide everything by zero
Gonna help him leave the world in wonder
While we watch him loot and plunder
“You’ll pay for this Captain Hulk!”
We’re the Planeteers
You can be one too
‘Cause screwing our planet is the thing to do!
Looting and polluting is the way
Hear what Captain Luthor has to say!
+5 Internetz.
Go Planet!!
That’s definitely Captain Planet
Geezus, can you people be anymore retarded? That’s Chuck Norris and Betty White…. DUH!
That’s the best one I’ve heard yet
Oh!!! It’s Slipman!!!
This thread is funnier than the poast.
Tee hee, poast sounds like toast
I like toast…..
Are you lack toast and tolerant?
yes i are lack toast and tolerant. don’t make fun of me for it. god your all so mean!!
Noelle Brake, John… post great… your comment… EPIC…
IT’S PIKACHU!!!
No its Jolteon learn your freaking electric pokemon before you’re allowed on the nets.
It’s Mister Fantastic!!! Sheesh
omg you guys are so stupid! That’s clearly Mario holding Superwoman, and Superwoman is without her costume!
That or Superman in the arms of Batman.
That might be Betty White, but I know for a fact that is Abe Vigoda
No way, it’s Vincent Price.
No, it’s Dr. Phibes, get your actors straight.
it is Moon Knight retards
Its Superman….
You all fail.
This is obviously your Mom and the man she was flying/cheating with last night!
Obviously superwoman holding up a man in blue.
you all are wrong thats clearly Oprah. idiots
man no one can hold her up more than 1 foot.
RIP Billy Mays and Vannah White. You will be missed.
It looks more like Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett to me.
Not white enough..
ZING
You are all wrong, obviously the guy that posted that was refering to Wonder Woman, and he is the blue man with the cape holding her.
XDXDXD I <3 you guys!
But it's obviously Princess Peach carrying Luigi.
And to those of you out there who don't get the joke, the first bunch of posts being marvel characters = epic sarcasm.
It’s Princess Toadstool!
DUEH! its deffinettely Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad.. Blindtards.. -.-’
Dummies…it’s SO CLEARLY Darth Vader! The “S” Stands for light”S”aber!
That’s Elastigirl in drag.
okay, that is so totally the flash!
Sorry to rain on this parade but that’s mine and my girlfriend’s wedding…
Professor X can fly now?!? When did this happen?
enough sarcasm, it pisses me off. It’s a picture of Justin Bieber, now gtfo.
i find that insulting.
Why? Captain Planet’s just carrying Justin Bieber away from an angry mob of sane people. Nothing insulting…
It’s not even them. It’s Nick and Joe Jonas.
Guys, c`mon now! The movie JUST came out! It’s Kick Ass and Red Mist!
you are all fools it is the Banshee
god damn get it right
So that would make the woman Siouxsie, right?
EPIC WIN!
Guys, seriously, you all know it’s Wolverine.
Its deadpool come on guys DUCT TAPE!
Clearly none of you have an IQ over your age, that is Captain Planet!!!!
You also are referring to yourself too? That is OBVIOUSLY Bugs Bunny and Babs Bunny.
It can only be Paste Pot Pete.
my nalgs….
This is clearly concept art for the next Freedom Force game.
The hero pictured is Minute Man.
Guys really? You can clearly tell that it is in fact the kool-aid man! OH YEAAAHH!
Chuck Norris FTW!
Are you guys all blind!? Its deffinitly a ninja disgused as a hummingbird!!
plz that’s Pikachu. Notice red cheeks and firm buttocks. Definitely Pikachu
…firm buttocks? That’s how you notice Pikachu?
lol firm buttocks
i think its MEOWTH
it’s clearly Boba and Jango….noobs
Guys seriously? This is obvisously Invader Zim. Can’t you tell? Thats the only possible way he could fly, if he was an alien.
You are all asshats. This debate is pointless.
That is clearly Captain Sarcasm. What else would that “S” on his chest stand for?
spiderman?
Syndrome?
Stupidity?
Sycophant?
your mom?
clearly thats george bush
Beating a joke to death fail….
CAPTAAAAAAAAIN PLANET!!!
WOW such ididots you all are, am i the only that thinks this superman, DUH, u guys need a brain…
“Smart Person from Smart Land” ? You gotta be freaking kidding me. A smart person would know that the people posting that the superhero in the actual pic ISN’T Superman are being sarcastic.
PS – Learn to spell “idiot” before calling someone one, retard.
PSS – It’s Papa Smurf and Smurfette
Also, the usage of “u” in place of “you” does nothing to bespeak its intelligence.
It’s Liono and Cheetara.
Actually I agree with “smart person from smart land”. It’s Superman in disguise. Can’t you see that Captain Planet is carrying him??
>runs circles around you, Still hold up sarcasm sign<
Didn't anyone teach you the meaning of snarky and obnoxious??
Duh thats obvs Chuck Norris and Megan Fox
why would megan fox save chuck norris?
Cos she was too late to save Lindsey Lohan????
who wants to save lindsey lohan? wtf
Nooo, it’s the other way around dumbasses.
WIN!
Damn, now that’s some inspired sarcasm:P
Stop quarreling, can’t you all see it’s the Invisible abducting an innocent couple
It’s a plane!
It’s BATMAN!!! Oh, wait.
lol these were the only good comments so far!
good teamwork
It’s an egg-salad sandwich!
No way! I’m Captain Underpants!
Oh how i love those who state the most obvious of the obvious – And it’s clearly Magneto and mystique
you guys are idiots, its obviously a smurf…. not that hard to figure it out!
it’s Edward Cullen and S for Sparkles
Get off mah Internetz with your blasphemy.
LOL! I knew Edward and Jacob would make a great couple.
It’s Mermaid Man carrying Barnacle Boy off to get some Krusty Krabs.
You obviously meant Krabby Patties…. Learn your Spongebob.
It would be awesome if Failbook stopped posting repeats, and maybe checked out some of my submissions.
This is quite obviously the Red Power Ranger. All of you who think otherwise should get your eyes checked. Call me at 1 (435) 234-8255 and I’ll explain why.
Sex hotline how may i help you…
you are all wrong, its Goku and Vegeta about to fuse.
you are all wrong, it’s Goku holding Vegeta about to fuse.
*holds up Sarcasm sign of AWESOMENESS Because it is AWESOME!*
I still say it’s Harley Quinn and the Joker!
Dear god, that is my 2nd grade math teacher.. seriously guys?
Its obvious to me that’s Powdered Toast Man with some white bread.
Am I the only one on the internet who DOESN’T FIND IT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY that everyone just overused the same sarcastic joke only changing the name of the superhero?
I now understand how Will Smith in I am legend felt.
Ah, poor little B, all alone. Even your dog died.
Oh, and it’s actually the Trix rabbit.
It’s obviously Gerald Butler.
Morons. Of course that’s Batman! This is just his colourful summer outfit.
Of course! Because wearing a black cape after memorial day is a serious super hero faux pas.
I dont know who these so-called superhero’s are that ya all seeing in the picture! It is obviously that the pic is of the only REAL superhero and sidekick to have ever graced our tiny planet!! Its Dangermouse and Penfold!!!
Sorry… *obvious*
why would you fly with a dog?
That is clearly Kortney rescuing Scott from the evil cluthces of Kris…duh.
That is clearly Kortney rescuing Scott from the evil clutches of Kris…duh
Clearly it’s Kortney rescuing Scott from the evil clutches of Kris…duh
Morons, it’s Jack Thompson in his figth against videogames!
Why is this a fail? This is clearly Batman and Robin, dripping with subtext as always.
Wow that is fail.
Last I checked Bats don’t wear red and blue spandex.
It’s not Captain America and it’s not Captain Planet.
It’s Captain PICARD!
And he’s holding Princess Leia!
starwars and startrek? really you couldn’t see that it is trogdor trying to eat that poor (ugly) oprah.
That ain’t Batman.. it’s Lady Gaga
No no no, you’re all wrong. Come on, he’s wearing red and blue, is flying, has black hair and is holding a beautiful woman. It’s obviously Stephen Colbert cradling the Spirit of America!
Um… Anyone else notice that she said “batman and me” rather than “batman and I”? I know it’s still Superman, but she still did use the wrong word.
Actually, it’s He-man and She-ra. amd it should say “Batman and us”
And*
I knew the grammar nazis would post on here sooner or later.
Clearly if she doesn’t even know her superheroes, she is not an intelligent gal to begin with. (oh god, I just ended a sentence with a preposition –shoot me now!!)
I’m preety sure thats the Juggernaught about to throw that building hes holding.
As fascinating as it is to listen to you nerds fight about what super hero this is (clearly spiderman) I need to point out something that is VERY WRONG with this picture.
The title says “batman and me are soo sexy”
batman and ME?
Someone needs a grammar refresher.
*facepalm* that is obviously Quagmier and Jubilee >.<
Wow.
Hulk is looking really sexy here. And that woman, I bet she is Megan Fox?
Well to be fair the giant ”S” on his chest was some what obscured. And they had only seen bats that were bright red and blue.
The first comment chain, oh my God.
It’s not Jesus, it’s Adam, and that’s Eve carrying him.
none of you get it because it’s louis lane posting the photo saying its batman, so using common sense, it’s saying louis has a affair w/ bat man
I knew he was gay!
its clearly trogdor the burninator burninating the town. i mean really can’t you see his big beefy arm just erupt out of his neck!!
lol she so dum. batman and i*
You are all blind ass-hats. That is CLEARLY Powdered Toast Man!!!
C’mon guys! Stop this argument because deep down inside, we all know it’s Llama Man and PP&J Girl! Everyone should know this!
It’s obviously Rick Astley, guys.
OMG, are you guys COMPLETE morons?
This is CLEARLY Jack Sparrow…being saved by Elizabeth Swann
Batman and Superman are actually the same person you know.
GUYS, GUYS! STOP! It’s John Candy as Barf from Space Balls.
You guys,Stop being so stupid.
We all know it’s Ren and Stimpy!
he is the guy that brings the pizza to your door
…..Every single one of you on this thread…….
….
…….
You all win 500 internetz and are now all my role models.
Well, except you, John.
its superman moron
Its sarcasm, moron.
Oh, Optimus! Such big strong circuits!
lmao
sorry but, thats seamen and swallow
Don’t be ridiculous. Superman wears a loincloth and swings through the jungle with a chimp…
oh s**t … I think you’re right.
OMG….hahahahahahahaha……can’t breathe……hahahahahaha………———
*facepalm* OMG, are you all COMPLETE morons??
That is CLEARLY Jack Sparrow, being saved by Elizabeth Swann