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  1. ... says:

    Lois is cheating?!

  2. superdood says:

    No clue what you are talking about. Spiderman does not have a cape. That is Captain America

  3. Charlena says:

    Naw that’s not lois. It’s Pepper Potts

  4. Anne says:

    don’t be a dumbass that’s obviously the Hulk

  5. plant*sprinkle*grow*eat you* says:

    no it’s the green lantern!

  6. TheUndefy says:

    It’s WonderWoman, idiot

  7. Deep says:

    Lol that girl is a complete idiot. Everyone knows that is Iron Man!

  8. MoD says:

    That’s sarcasm right? *facepalm*

  9. JaJa Binks says:

    SUPERman… please tell me that was sarcasm.

  10. common says:

    so batman was a girl.

  11. pqlamznx says:

    yeah… too bad thats superman in the pic…

    • Really? says:

      Woah, really!? Looked like a normal senior prom to me….

      • ChknWang says:

        No, it’s obviously a wedding! What other time would a man carry a woman like that? Unless she’s drunk… That wouldn’t explain why they are BOTH smiling though..

  12. Jason says:

    whoever this is just needs to get smacked

  13. Jojo says:

    You guys can’t ANYTHING about super heroes!! It is clearly the Dare Devil in that pic!!!

  14. omg you guiz. says:

    omg ru guys stupid? That’s superman I knew that in 1st grade.

  15. John says:

    It’s Seamen! Funny name :D

  16. waterhorse says:

    no, that’s Mr. Incredible, of course :D

  17. Executioner says:

    Firs- Oh wait… Damnit!

  18. Noelle Brake says:

    …..please tell me everyone is being extremely sarcastic and everyone knows that is Superman? Probably so.

  19. John says:

    He is Superman ppl!!!!!!!!OMG

  20. Dee says:

    Facepalm squared.

  21. ozz says:

    Well done Captain Obvious !!!

  22. KoolKidJones says:

    LIES!!!!! He is blue so CLEARLY his Dr. Manhattan

  23. dragonfly says:

    is that the guy from superhero movie ?

  24. Iz says:

    Well done John, everyone is being sarcastic dumbass

  25. some guy says:

    I actually think it’s Captain Planet

    • Grantski says:

      “Go Planet!”

      “By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!”

      Captain Batman, he’s our hero
      Gonna divide everything by zero

      He’s our powers magnified
      And he’s fighting on the planet’s side

      Captain Lantern, he’s our hero
      Gonna divide everything by zero

      Gonna help him leave the world in wonder
      While we watch him loot and plunder

      “You’ll pay for this Captain Hulk!”

      We’re the Planeteers
      You can be one too
      ‘Cause screwing our planet is the thing to do!

      Looting and polluting is the way
      Hear what Captain Luthor has to say!

  26. Kelly says:

    Geezus, can you people be anymore retarded? That’s Chuck Norris and Betty White…. DUH!

  27. n_x says:

    Oh!!! It’s Slipman!!!

  28. o0onkey0o says:

    This thread is funnier than the poast.

  29. nooot says:

    Noelle Brake, John… post great… your comment… EPIC…

  30. Popliteal says:

    IT’S PIKACHU!!!

  31. some guy says:

    It’s Mister Fantastic!!! Sheesh

  32. Stooopid says:

    omg you guys are so stupid! That’s clearly Mario holding Superwoman, and Superwoman is without her costume!

  33. B says:

    That might be Betty White, but I know for a fact that is Abe Vigoda

  34. me says:

    it is Moon Knight retards

  35. wowzersinmytouserz says:

    Its Superman….

  36. Alex says:

    You all fail.

    This is obviously your Mom and the man she was flying/cheating with last night!

  37. Bob says:

    Obviously superwoman holding up a man in blue.

  38. ddddancingchipmunk says:

    you all are wrong thats clearly Oprah. idiots

  39. Beron says:

    RIP Billy Mays and Vannah White. You will be missed.

  40. isaac says:

    You are all wrong, obviously the guy that posted that was refering to Wonder Woman, and he is the blue man with the cape holding her.

  41. ZAM1359 says:

    XDXDXD I <3 you guys!
    But it's obviously Princess Peach carrying Luigi.

    And to those of you out there who don't get the joke, the first bunch of posts being marvel characters = epic sarcasm.

  42. MM and DD companion says:

    DUEH! its deffinettely Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad.. Blindtards.. -.-’

  43. Guy says:

    Dummies…it’s SO CLEARLY Darth Vader! The “S” Stands for light”S”aber!

  44. Angela says:

    That’s Elastigirl in drag.

  45. Big Daddy says:

    okay, that is so totally the flash!

  46. BL44 says:

    Sorry to rain on this parade but that’s mine and my girlfriend’s wedding…

  47. Crazyhornet says:

    Professor X can fly now?!? When did this happen?

  48. omfg says:

    enough sarcasm, it pisses me off. It’s a picture of Justin Bieber, now gtfo.

  49. Malz says:

    Guys, c`mon now! The movie JUST came out! It’s Kick Ass and Red Mist!

  50. asstard says:

    you are all fools it is the Banshee

    god damn get it right

  51. Sarah says:

    Guys, seriously, you all know it’s Wolverine.

  52. Fin says:

    Its deadpool come on guys DUCT TAPE!

  53. Jon says:

    Clearly none of you have an IQ over your age, that is Captain Planet!!!! :-)

  54. Markatansky says:

    It can only be Paste Pot Pete.

  55. mark says:

    my nalgs….

  56. mikael says:

    This is clearly concept art for the next Freedom Force game.
    The hero pictured is Minute Man.

  57. Kyle says:

    Guys really? You can clearly tell that it is in fact the kool-aid man! OH YEAAAHH!

  58. HS says:

    Chuck Norris FTW!

  59. Blahhh says:

    Are you guys all blind!? Its deffinitly a ninja disgused as a hummingbird!!

  60. Clifford says:

    plz that’s Pikachu. Notice red cheeks and firm buttocks. Definitely Pikachu

  61. DaddyRome says:

    it’s clearly Boba and Jango….noobs

  62. PepsiSh0t says:

    Guys seriously? This is obvisously Invader Zim. Can’t you tell? Thats the only possible way he could fly, if he was an alien.

  63. ATXD says:

    You are all asshats. This debate is pointless.

    That is clearly Captain Sarcasm. What else would that “S” on his chest stand for?

  64. Shawn says:

    clearly thats george bush

  65. Jackie says:

    Beating a joke to death fail….

  66. Dead Meat says:

    CAPTAAAAAAAAIN PLANET!!!

  67. smart person from smart land says:

    WOW such ididots you all are, am i the only that thinks this superman, DUH, u guys need a brain…

    • ROFLMAO says:

      “Smart Person from Smart Land” ? You gotta be freaking kidding me. A smart person would know that the people posting that the superhero in the actual pic ISN’T Superman are being sarcastic.

      PS – Learn to spell “idiot” before calling someone one, retard.
      PSS – It’s Papa Smurf and Smurfette

      • oɹɹɐɥɔ says:

        Also, the usage of “u” in place of “you” does nothing to bespeak its intelligence.

        It’s Liono and Cheetara.

      • doyahav2knw says:

        Actually I agree with “smart person from smart land”. It’s Superman in disguise. Can’t you see that Captain Planet is carrying him??

    • Obviously smarter than you, cuz I get SARCASM says:

      >runs circles around you, Still hold up sarcasm sign<
      Didn't anyone teach you the meaning of snarky and obnoxious??

  68. duh says:

    Duh thats obvs Chuck Norris and Megan Fox

  69. OA says:

    Damn, now that’s some inspired sarcasm:P

  70. i_spy_spy says:

    Stop quarreling, can’t you all see it’s the Invisible abducting an innocent couple

  71. CommentMaster says:

    It’s a plane!

  72. lawl says:

    Oh how i love those who state the most obvious of the obvious – And it’s clearly Magneto and mystique

  73. Jairon says:

    you guys are idiots, its obviously a smurf…. not that hard to figure it out!

  74. Mad_duck says:

    it’s Edward Cullen and S for Sparkles

  75. pix says:

    It’s Mermaid Man carrying Barnacle Boy off to get some Krusty Krabs.

  76. Chadwick McDouchington III says:

    It would be awesome if Failbook stopped posting repeats, and maybe checked out some of my submissions. :(

  77. George says:

    This is quite obviously the Red Power Ranger. All of you who think otherwise should get your eyes checked. Call me at 1 (435) 234-8255 and I’ll explain why.

  78. Lex says:

    you are all wrong, its Goku and Vegeta about to fuse.

  79. Lex says:

    you are all wrong, it’s Goku holding Vegeta about to fuse.

  80. Jahzzie says:

    *holds up Sarcasm sign of AWESOMENESS Because it is AWESOME!*
    I still say it’s Harley Quinn and the Joker!

  81. Rasmus says:

    Dear god, that is my 2nd grade math teacher.. seriously guys?

  82. slap (chop) says:

    Its obvious to me that’s Powdered Toast Man with some white bread.

  83. B says:

    Am I the only one on the internet who DOESN’T FIND IT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY that everyone just overused the same sarcastic joke only changing the name of the superhero?
    I now understand how Will Smith in I am legend felt.

  84. Dass says:

    It’s obviously Gerald Butler.

  85. Daph. says:

    Morons. Of course that’s Batman! This is just his colourful summer outfit.

  86. duh!!! says:

    I dont know who these so-called superhero’s are that ya all seeing in the picture! It is obviously that the pic is of the only REAL superhero and sidekick to have ever graced our tiny planet!! Its Dangermouse and Penfold!!!

  87. Lolwut? says:

    why would you fly with a dog?

  88. fkwd says:

    That is clearly Kortney rescuing Scott from the evil cluthces of Kris…duh.

  89. fkwd says:

    That is clearly Kortney rescuing Scott from the evil clutches of Kris…duh

  90. fkwd says:

    Clearly it’s Kortney rescuing Scott from the evil clutches of Kris…duh

  91. Melion says:

    Morons, it’s Jack Thompson in his figth against videogames!

  92. Banankontakt says:

    Why is this a fail? This is clearly Batman and Robin, dripping with subtext as always.

  93. Jadda says:

    Wow that is fail.

    Last I checked Bats don’t wear red and blue spandex.

  94. Brian says:

    It’s not Captain America and it’s not Captain Planet.

    It’s Captain PICARD!

    And he’s holding Princess Leia!

    • steve says:

      starwars and startrek? really you couldn’t see that it is trogdor trying to eat that poor (ugly) oprah.

  95. Kiba says:

    That ain’t Batman.. it’s Lady Gaga

  96. Cheesemite says:

    No no no, you’re all wrong. Come on, he’s wearing red and blue, is flying, has black hair and is holding a beautiful woman. It’s obviously Stephen Colbert cradling the Spirit of America!

  97. Zane Dietz says:

    Um… Anyone else notice that she said “batman and me” rather than “batman and I”? I know it’s still Superman, but she still did use the wrong word.

  98. Alex says:

    I’m preety sure thats the Juggernaught about to throw that building hes holding.

  99. mehh says:

    As fascinating as it is to listen to you nerds fight about what super hero this is (clearly spiderman) I need to point out something that is VERY WRONG with this picture.
    The title says “batman and me are soo sexy”
    batman and ME?
    Someone needs a grammar refresher.

  100. bmidget87 says:

    *facepalm* that is obviously Quagmier and Jubilee >.<

  101. Hassan says:

    Wow.
    Hulk is looking really sexy here. And that woman, I bet she is Megan Fox?

  102. Igetstabby says:

    Well to be fair the giant ”S” on his chest was some what obscured. And they had only seen bats that were bright red and blue.

  103. Boosterseat says:

    The first comment chain, oh my God.

  104. Default User says:

    It’s not Jesus, it’s Adam, and that’s Eve carrying him.

  105. SaulZ says:

    none of you get it because it’s louis lane posting the photo saying its batman, so using common sense, it’s saying louis has a affair w/ bat man

  106. steve says:

    its clearly trogdor the burninator burninating the town. i mean really can’t you see his big beefy arm just erupt out of his neck!!

  107. TL;DR says:

    lol she so dum. batman and i*

  108. Ed says:

    You are all blind ass-hats. That is CLEARLY Powdered Toast Man!!!

  109. xyob says:

    C’mon guys! Stop this argument because deep down inside, we all know it’s Llama Man and PP&J Girl! Everyone should know this!

  110. Deege says:

    It’s obviously Rick Astley, guys.

  111. OMG says:

    OMG, are you guys COMPLETE morons?

    This is CLEARLY Jack Sparrow…being saved by Elizabeth Swann

  112. Rabbit says:

    Batman and Superman are actually the same person you know.

  113. Steak Balls says:

    GUYS, GUYS! STOP! It’s John Candy as Barf from Space Balls.

  114. Martina313 says:

    You guys,Stop being so stupid.

    We all know it’s Ren and Stimpy!

  115. serg says:

    he is the guy that brings the pizza to your door :)

  116. Kagamine Len says:

    …..Every single one of you on this thread…….
    ….
    …….
    You all win 500 internetz and are now all my role models.

    Well, except you, John.

  117. christina says:

    its superman moron

  118. UltraMel says:

    Its sarcasm, moron.

  119. Grantski says:

    Oh, Optimus! Such big strong circuits!

  120. mark says:

    sorry but, thats seamen and swallow

  121. Hobson's Choice says:

    Don’t be ridiculous. Superman wears a loincloth and swings through the jungle with a chimp…

  122. mikael says:

    oh s**t … I think you’re right.

  123. doyahav2knw says:

    OMG….hahahahahahahaha……can’t breathe……hahahahahaha………———

  124. OMG says:

    *facepalm* OMG, are you all COMPLETE morons??

    That is CLEARLY Jack Sparrow, being saved by Elizabeth Swann


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