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  1. Authentic says:

    Wtf?

  2. smokey-joe says:

    sure, bet moms never tried it

  3. Ello There says:

    HA!

  4. Jesse says:

    I like this.

  5. XIII says:

    do eet from behind

  6. Authentic says:

    WAIT! Is it a guy or a girl? O.o

  7. Scarlijn says:

    Hahahaha! OMG

  8. . says:

    A grownup woman do not say OMG, that is for sure.. And this is sooo fake

    • Me says:

      Um…my mother is 50+ and she types OMG…………and yes she is very much so a grownup.

    • Pickles says:

      Believe me, they do.

    • Breella says:

      You’d be surprised. My mom will type anything in internet shorthand that she learns because she thinks that is the way it should always be done in the internet

    • A says:

      That’s where you’re wrong. A grown woman can, and will say OMG if she wants to. I know a grown woman who says “jk” while talking on the phone. That person is my mom. No lies.

    • Smarter then thou says:

      I’m grown up (51).
      I do say OMG (and WTF, PWNED, FAIL, WIN, STFU etc) …
      Which means you’re wrong and have surprisingly little knowledge about what ‘grown-ups’ say or do.
      Well, you must be young, no problem with that.
      But if you ARE a grown-up yourself, I just hope you don’t breed. ;-)
      PS: It should be DOES not say instead of DO not say.
      *grammar nazi signing out*

    • Dragdamar says:

      Your response is a fail. Do you even have a clue how ignorant that makes you sound? OMG is so the 80′s, 30 years ago, that means all those people that said OMG in every sentence are in their 40′s now.

      • Anna Rexia says:

        The early 80s was 30 years ago. Public access to the internet wasn’t common until the early 90s, dude. Even then, abbreviations weren’t in use for a few years. Contgratulations, you failed Internet History 101.

        My mother uses “OMG,” “WTF” and others and she’s in her 70s.

    • MLD says:

      I’m 31, and hope to hell that I’m a grownup (though I may not always feel it) and most certainly DO type OMG. I also use wtf, jk, jsyk, bb, and so on. ASSumptions fail.

    • Katie says:

      Oh, I’ve seen many grownups, particularly older ones, type “OMG”.
      I wouldn’t dismiss it as fake. If you’ve been lurking around the internet for as long as I have; people really are stupid enough to post up something this stupid.

  9. Me says:

    This person’s obviously joking.

    • Anna Rexia says:

      There are other blogs and sites that post Facebook fails. The amount of stupidity on FB is astounding. People forget that they put their parents, grandparents and other family members on their friends list and then write the most personal stuff without even thinking about it. Of course there’s a lot of made-up crap too, but seriously, there are some majorly stupid people out there.

  10. That Guy says:

    Seen so many times. It’s getting old.

  11. Tolls says:

    i found it more funny that the mum used OMG XD OUR PARENTS ARE LEARNING OUR SECRET LANGUAGE!

  12. x says:

    omfg!!! epic fail!

  13. scarlet says:

    Here’s a little grown-up wisdom for you..
    I’m 33 which would make me a child of the 80′s. I don’t say “OMG” or “Ohmigawd!” (which is what we *did* say in the eighties) when I’m on the phone.
    Mothers have had anal sex, I bet your mom has. Have you ever wondered when your mom kisses you goodnight if she’s just given your dad a blowjob?

  14. hi says:

    must’ve been hacked

  15. Ikuzui says:

    I’m surprised at this status!

    You mean people actually ENJOY anal?

  16. Kate says:

    theres a 4 hour time difference between when she/he posted and when mom commented. its not fake.

  17. Smitty says:

    You assume it’s sexual. Maybe she just decided that she’s really likes being super picky about how clean her room is.

  18. Jibble says:

    That orifice is UNIDIRECTIONAL people!

  19. pix says:

    Back door lovah!

  20. hattie says:

    this is actually true, it’s my friend! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  21. Immanuel says:

    Hahahaha this is the thirdwoman I see that posts stuff like that, Maybe they like to brag about what they do sexually.

  22. Nate says:

    Yeah..I seriously wish the OP was a guy and his mom saw that.

  23. Syn says:

    Poor mother, she just realised she’s been lied to all this time and thinking it was harmful.

  24. Jerry says:

    Name and number of this girl, anyone? Daaaaayuum.


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