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Okay, is there some OTHER meaning of deflowered I don’t know about, cause I only know the perverted one.
That’s the only one I know of too.
Deflowered is only used in reference to females as far as I’m aware…
A “flower” is another name for a chicks vag.
Maybe (s)he analed them? :O
Ahem, deflowering is the process of removing a persons virginity. It usually is in reference to females, but can be used just as easily (as shown here) in regards to males. At least its a better one to use for males than “popping the cherry”.
Which is likely all that the first 2 posts were able to think of
why did you say ahem??? You cant interrupt people on a comment thread…and you’re not giving a toast…so that leads me to believe you think you’re smart for knowing what “deflowered” meant. Wow you’re so clever. I see a very bright future for you in just throwing in your pearls of wisedom in a comment thread for people who fail on fb…
Ahem is not just for interruption. It can also be used as a sound effect for clearing the throat, or used after a very awkward topic has been brought up, or, in this case, used to bring attention to oneself and start a statement.
Ahem, how smart you are Sally Struthers. And 1985, pssh, you look like you were born only 18 years ago. Hohoho.
Hahahahahah, “to bring attention to oneself and start a statement”…on a comment page on the internet…huh, never knew it was so noisy you had to clear your throat to type, weird.
Thanks Bonesy, I love it when people recognize my smarts!
btw I dont have any pics on the site…so while your assuming im not 24, remember that key saying. “To assume is to make an ass of yourself”, lol.
Wow, and she got it wrong.
to assume is to make an ass of you and me. as in, bonesy is taking your ass down with him. me, i’m safe to assume. i KNOW i’m an ass. those i make assumptions about, however, may not be!
LMAO.
Woah…. just, woah.
Tony: I would guess virginity haha.
She sounds like a batch of herpes waiting to happen.
Even one herpy is too many.
LOL!!!
If they’re really virgins, there’s really not much to worry about…
“Deflowered” is the term for taking a female’s virginity…not a male’s. So not only is she disgusting, she’s also stupid.
Maybe it’s a dude that did another dude? Who knows~
Could be a priest.
Woah went too far there.
Thats not what the priest thought at the time
^awesome win
No, you’re dumb, it is anyone’s virginity. Cherry originally applied to females as well, but now is used as a term for men too.
Yeah all I can think of is what we’re all thinking she meant. I have no plausible explanation to offer for this one haha.
wow i never thought she would tell anyone *facepalm*
de·flow·er (d-flour)
tr.v. de·flow·ered, de·flow·er·ing, de·flow·ers
1. To take away the virginity of (a woman).
2. To destroy the innocence, integrity, or beauty of; ravage.
[Middle English deflouren, from Old French defflourer, from Late Latin dflrre : Latin d-, de- + Latin fls, flr-, flower; see bhel-3 in Indo-European roots.]
also, at least? how does she not know how many?
Well, she can know exactly how many she slept with, but not for sure how many were virgins.
What dictionary are you using? Merriam-Webster’s makes no reference to women in its definition of “deflower.”
I’m hoping the Failbook post is just a pun on guys with roses in their lapels or somesuch.
Me too, or a use of that second definition of taking away someone’s innocence or integrity – maybe she traumatized a group of boys in another way?
I would love to know what really happened here.
Good choice, making a run out of the country……
There are no words.
Except “~gag~!” Dear Lord, imagine getting her sloppy fourth… or fifth. Definitely NOT one of the best uses of the phrase “At least” I’ve heard.
You have just blown my feeble 15-year-old mind.
picking up diseases and then transporting them elsewhere, apparently
If those boys were virgins… How is she supposed to get diseases?
They were saying SHE was giving the boys diseases. She obviously wasn’t a virgin.
Where is that obvious?
Well, after the first one…
soo, after the first virgin boy, she might not be a virgin, but still doesn’t have any diseases
Win!
she’s probably talking about plants, but it’s funnier the other way. and grosser. which makes it funnier.
How in the world would you deflower boys in a plant way?!
You never know
They were obviously all gardeners….and she stole their plants.
Thank you. I’ll go with that. You rescued my sanity.
You remove the pollen so it can’t fertilize the female plants.
I’m so confused. Why did these boys have flowers? Maybe she was referring to taking there innocents in another way.
Sounds REALLY awful…deflowering children, and then hoping on an airplane, can anybody say…”running away pedophile”??? SICK Biotch!!!
She’s not hoping on a plane, she’s HOPPING on a plane, turn your spell-check on people!
Spell check wouldn’t catch hoping…
‘Hoping’ -is- spelled correctly. As in “I’m hoping to be smarter than the average bear.” It’s not spell check’s problem if a person meant to say ‘hopping’ instead.
Touchez! They should just learn to spell then, point taken…
*Touche
It’s French. The word means “touch” and is used in fencing: when an opponent scores a “touch,” one says “touché.” The form “touchez” is a conjugation of the verb thatat does not apply in the context that it is used above. Used alone like that, it’s second-person imperative. “Hey, all of you, touch [unspecified object]!”
/pedant
Um…reading your post, then reading the original post, I’m thinking “touchez” may be more correct than we’re willing to admit.
The correct spelling is “touché”, and it means “touched”. It is the past participle of “toucher” (to touch), whereas “touchez” is the second person plural imperative.
/native speaker
So basically it means “touch me repeatedly” then?
^ Win.
A bear is just a man that made a choice.
hm.
where’s the fail?
she had sex with some young guys?
there must be something I’m missing.
she went to the airport afterwards. wait thats not funny. wow. failbook sux.
Does nobody notice the “at least” part, she was so busy “deflowering” them she lost count of how many of them there were?
Nooooooooo She left me here?
Just deflowered?????????????????
Who knew that priests use Facebook?
^ WIN ^
You win at life.
At LEAST 4? Hazy memory?
She should have said “guys” instead of “boys.”
Why? Men are always calling us “girls”.
because when we call females “women” they seem to think that we are calling them old. if we call them girls then it makes them feel younger.
And a cougar is on the prowl!
Ready to go a-maulin’, it seems.
was she on a comic nerd convention?
I want whatever job she has.
So you can deflower some lads?
Way to go… *facepalm
No, so I can afford plane trips. Bazinga!
Maybe she meant to say de-floured, as in a bunch of boys tore open a bag of flour and she had to help clean up the mess.
Just reaching at straws here.
hahahahahahah, genius XD
I knew a girl in college called the “de-virginizer” She was on a mission to hump as many virgin boys as she could. Probably related to the person above.
Giggity.
lOl i been wondering how that is spelled.
What does this have to do with an “Aunt”?
Maybe she’s just making a joke…like, she was in town for a wedding, and she took boutiniers off of the groomsmen, making a joke about “deflowering” them or some nonsense.
I don’t know, maybe that’s a stretch, but that’s a pretty weird thing to post on facebook.
I pray to God you’re right. I’m just going to go ahead and believe what you posted.
back in high school, we had one day each; where the first day, the girls would be given necklaces, and if they spoke to a guy, they’d lose there necklace. the next day the guys were given the necklaces and the girls would try to get them off the boys. long stretch but hey.
they get a pearl necklace at prom?
… umm… was this high school by any chance located in South Florida, because my high school did just what you described and now that I think about it, that was a weird event.
their their THEIR!!
She’s probably a Hawaiian airlines flight attendant and she took their leis away for being naughty naughty boys.
And then went and shagged the rotten?
I know from studying a poem once that deflower can also mean when you take the petals from a flower or when the flower is dying and the petals are falling off, so basically a flower is deflowering when it loses its petals.
I’m still trying to figure out how her update could mean something other than sex…weird thing to post on facebook.
Pedobear strikes again. But beware, he takes the plane to your country.
Maybe the Hari Krishnas gave them those little blue flowers and she had to take the flowers away so the boys did not get their brains washed.
Maybe she referrs her flowers as her “boys”? like some people call their car a girl… i dont know…haha
Wait did she deflower all of them at once or did she wait a hour or two in between them?
Well 4 at once is possible, presuming it’s a woman who posted this… it would be a stretch though (literally). But notice that she said “at least 4″. Now, I would imagine it would be easier to lose count if the “deflowerings” occurred one after another instead of simultaneously.
Pot grower. Gotta kill the boy flowers to not get seed.