*Why
*We (there’s a period before the word, so it should be capitalized)
*You know, I said the same thing. (There was no period at the end of ther sentence)
*MOM!! WTF?! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT SENTENCE?!?!?!
*Do you know the meaning of “respect your parents” Britney?
*How…
*Read… reply to me. (no period at the end)
*I AM ALLOWED TO SAY “WTF” WHEN…
“Their sentence” is grammatically correct. “Their” doesn’t just denote plural possessive. It can also be used to denote singular possessive when gender is contextually unspecified.
“Their sentence” is NOT grammatically correct. It is an example of pronoun-antecedent disagreement. “Their” does not denote singular possessive, even if gender is not specified. The correct way to say “His or her sentence.” In this way, it is neutral singular possessive.
RE: *MOM! WTF?! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT SENTENCE?!?!?!
“WTF” could also mean “Why the f**k?” as opposed to “What the f**k?”, although the latter is more commonly used. I believe Brittney got away with that one, as the “?!” would not be necessary if “why the f**k” was what she was intending to say.
*MOM!! WTF?! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT WORD?!?!?!
The use of the word, “word,” there is fine because words do have meanings, so it is perfectly reasonable to ask if someone knows the meaning of a word.
I “think” that it does. I also “think” that two plus two equals four. Correcting someone’s spelling on the Internet in general is pedantic enough, but on a Cheezburger site?
wrong. you “think” that it does. you do not think that two plus two equals for, you know it, because logically it could not be any other way. therefore you cannot make any comparison and your attempt to show that correcting grammar does, in fact, make one an arsehole, falls through…
…i think i have just proven to be the biggest arsehole here
is it wrong to feel proud?
Ya know, I hear your cry, little buddy. But the complete and utter irony that you spelled it “for” is not something I can keep internal. Next time you try and use big words to make yourself look smart, go back and make sure the little ones are spelled correctly too. I’m sure you went over the perfect thing to say 100 times in your head anyway.
Then it would be 6, if your statement was right. But since it isn’t, you are wrong. The only way this would be possible is:
f(x)=2+x
lim(x–>3-)
Which uses all values approaching 3, i.e. 2.99, 2.999 etc.
But since you don’t know what you’re talking about, just shut up and let the smart people do the math.
Two was written to one significant figure, therefore it’s possible values are 1.5 to <2.5 (2.4999999999….), which would round to 2 (1SF)
Therefore the maximum value of 2+2 is 2.5+2.5=5 (1SF)
Minimum value is 1.5+1.5=3 (1SF)
Mathematics is a plural, therefore calling it "Math" doesn't really make sense. I've never really understood why the USA doesn't call it Maths, as that implies a plural
Sorry, but that’s flawed reasoning. The result of an equation isn’t reduced to the appropriate significant figures until after the equation has been calculated.
2.5 + 2.5 = 5 is certainly true, but if you apply the significant figures concept to the inputs of the equation, you’re left with 2, not 2.5. So, following your logic, 2+2 still, unfortunately, equals 4. The original value, pre-sig-fig-truncation, does not apply. In your example, all you’re doing is hiding the decimal, which is the math equivalent of lying.
“you do not think that two plus two equals for, you know it”. What if time only started a nano second ago and you were created thinking that 2+2=4 but without having actully followed through the logic?
BOO-YAA!
Who is the biggest arsehole now?
(typos happen if I made one ok you win.)
I agree. Why would anyone use poor grammar just because they are on the internet? If you knew how to use grammar correctly, you would use the correct word, punctuation, etc. automatically. The ones getting all bent out of shape over someone correcting them are just mad because they made themselves look ignorant.
Thank you, Square, for understanding the necessity of capitalizing the “I” in “Internet”. It bugs me whenever I see people using that word without the proper “I”.
Because unlike you, a lot of people text. When they text, they use creative abbreviations (i.e. “2″ for “to”, “b” for “be”, “lol” for “laugh out loud”, et cetera), which enables them to write quicker. This becomes addicting. When said addicts go onto the internet, they use this familiar style of writing to post comments and replies quickly. Thus, you get comments like “lol dis is so funy” and “this is so ratarded”.
Or it could be a completely different reason altogether.
I understand abbreviations like brb or lol, and other shortenings from txting. What I don’t understand is the misspellings of words that ends up making the word longer. If you are using a keyboard, you can put forth the effort to spell and use at least some grammar.
That makes no sense since brb, lol, and lmao were on the internet long before texting. People are just lazy and ignorant. I text and I never use “b4″ or “2″ though I will use “nite” instead of “night” because I don’t have a keyboard and it’s really annoying to wait for/forward the cursor 2-3 times to spell it correctly.
I think grammar is a generational and national identity thing. There are various types of “Standard English” (American, Australian, British etc.), all of which have different rules of grammar and spelling. Who’s to say that people aren’t correcting people who are actually correct in their accepted version of Standard English?
Generationally it is also different. There is a major difference between Gen Y and Gen X, not to mention Baby Boomers and older. The Internet has a lot to answer for in creating a bastardised version of English. That’s not to say that it isn’t quicker and easier to use of course!!
PS: I am Australian so “bastardised” is spelt with an ‘s’ instead of a ‘z’ like it would be in American Standard English. That is just one example of how English can be different.
I guess I understand abbreviations while texting, but if you have a full keyboard, why purposefully make yourself look ignorant? Even if the person has a great point, their post will not be taken seriously if it is riddled with misspelled words and poor grammar. To each his own, but I still don’t understand it.
I’d say most people don’t give a rats ass about their grammar on the net and simply do not proof read. Personally I find grammar Nazi’s to be funny, I picture them with popping veins in their temple as they stare impotently at a missing letter they feel compelled to correct but since they can’t they lash out in futility
I have never corrected anyone’s grammar on the net and it does not bug me to the point of being mad. I do think that it is a shame that our educational system has failed so many people with the most basic things such as grammar. This is obvious because there are so many people out there that do not know the difference between no/know, your/you’re, here/hear, their/there/they’re, etc. In my opinion, we have just accepted that the next generation of young people/young adults simply do not give a rats ass about speaking well. What is next, reading a resume that contains sentences like “I want 2 werk 4 your company cuz I think I would dew a good job”? I can’t wait!
All of your examples (no/know, your/you’re, here/hear, their/there/they’re, “I want 2 werk 4 your company cuz I think I would dew a good job”) are spelling errors, not grammar errors. There is a difference. Sorry to pick on you, I know you wouldn’t pick on me, but someone here has to enlighten these grammar Nazis. Why don’t we call them spelling and punctuation Nazis?
That would be rat’s (with an apostrophe) ass, Nazis (without), and a full-stop at the end of the final sentence. The comma after “funny” should either be a semicolon, or a full-stop. I would also recommend the use of a comma or two – perhaps “but, since they can’t, they…”.
Her* mother knew the meaning of the word when I* asked her.* She even knew* the price she charged for it!
Yeah, yeah, learn to spell, capitalize, and use proper punctuation or I’ll have to sever your fingers.
And for the record, the comma after punctuation is needed because it separates two independent clauses. The second half of the sentence is not another item in the damn list.
I completely agree – the next few comments would have been very ‘interesting’ to read… (Assuming the mom didn’t just delete the post out of shock/embarrassment)
WTF did Jenny mean by that? Assuming she meant the noodles, why would she post those two sentences as part of the same status? (Or if she meant the sex act, for that matter.)
Alternatively, he could be referring to her cursing and being disrespectful. He seemed adamant about pointing it out, and from Sher’s comment, it seems he would have taken it further than just a weak, verbal warning.
Why? Because she would have semi-publicly embarrassed you by pointing out something so incredibly disturbing? Folks who use words without knowing their meaning deserve what they get. If that was my daughter I would have laughed my arse off. And if that was my parent who said it I would have done the same thing as Brittney and my folks would have called me up laughing. Any parent who would punish their kid for this needs to take a deep breath.
If Scott is her father, then one of them is spelling her name wrong. She spells it Brittney, and he spells it Britney.
And frankly, what is this bulls**t passive-aggressive whining about “Why does my daughter feel she can” blah blah? #1 If she’s under 18, it’s your right and perhaps even responsibility to make the rules and set punishments/consequences if they’re broken. #2 If she’s over 18 or is otherwise emancipated, GTFO of her business.
I don’t know what the f**k is worse. Parents being concerned about an acronym, or the slut mom freakin’ out about f**king (but loving it’s end result dumped on her face).
You do realize that Wikipedia isn’t THE encyclopedia, it’s user submitted and anyone can edit almost any page on there. Unless it’s referenced at the bottom, it’s like saying “statistics are 78% made up on the spot”.
Plus the fact that you ‘Grammar Nazi’s’ actually took the time and effort to post corrections in the first place means you probably sit on your ass all day going around the internet correcting people’s spelling in forums and s**t. Lolfail.
Who actually types ‘L.o.l’?
No one really ever said that ‘Fail.’ was a sentence. They simply stated it. It’s a fragment of a sentence. So what? Do you have to annoy people with your endless corrections? It’s really quite irritating because you think you know everything.
Let’s face it. You don’t know everything.
I’m not even going to say I know everything because I know I don’t. Just enjoy the Failbook post and stop taking away the fun by being annoying.
^Win.
Honestly, don’t you ‘Grammar Nazis’ have anything better to do? This is the Internet. We can type and ignore capitalization, punctuation, etc. It’d really be nice if you just let us post what we want. We don’t even know you, yet you’re correcting the way we type. What’s up with that?
Wow, you guys are really annoying. *lol* I’m a Grammar Nazi myself, and I find the decline in spelling and grammar ability in the last few years to be quite nauseating. (How’s THAT for a run-on sentence?)
1) HAHAHA cudos to whichever friend posted this 2) no scott is not my father, he’s one of my mom’s friends 3) mom didn’t know the meaning of the term 4) yes i barely respect her.
go ahead and troll me saying i’m not the real brittney, i know that i am.
Ofcourse you’re a fake. If you were truely the girl from this post you wouldn’t feel the need to present yourself as such; you would just believe that people would assume your the real Brittney. Also, if anyone corrects my grammar You should just fall in a deep depretion, have thoughts of suicide, the person you love tells you to die, everyone of your family members go on a cruise (you couldn’t attend due to work) sinks, and you slowly burn to death.
Really… its the internet and your all nerds fat nerds that correct grammar to feel like you have done something important i am fat and nerdy myself but atleast i don’t waist time doing something so pointless… go troll somewhere else
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*Why
*We (there’s a period before the word, so it should be capitalized)
*You know, I said the same thing. (There was no period at the end of ther sentence)
*MOM!! WTF?! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT SENTENCE?!?!?!
*Do you know the meaning of “respect your parents” Britney?
*How…
*Read… reply to me. (no period at the end)
*I AM ALLOWED TO SAY “WTF” WHEN…
fail caught red-handed
Incorrect. “(There was no period at the end of ther sentence)”
… ‘their’ sentence.
yeah, there’s a “there”, “they’re”, and a “their”, but there’s no “ther”
F**K! STUPID TYPOS!!
CRAP! STUPID TYPOS!!
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***”There was no period at the end of his or her sentence.”
What is wrong with the internet?
“Their sentence” is grammatically correct. “Their” doesn’t just denote plural possessive. It can also be used to denote singular possessive when gender is contextually unspecified.
B)
“Their sentence” is NOT grammatically correct. It is an example of pronoun-antecedent disagreement. “Their” does not denote singular possessive, even if gender is not specified. The correct way to say “His or her sentence.” In this way, it is neutral singular possessive.
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Also, it’s Brittney, not Britney. That’s more a fail on the dad’s part, though.
No, the Grammar* Nazi just lost.
RE: *MOM! WTF?! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT SENTENCE?!?!?!
“WTF” could also mean “Why the f**k?” as opposed to “What the f**k?”, although the latter is more commonly used. I believe Brittney got away with that one, as the “?!” would not be necessary if “why the f**k” was what she was intending to say.
I hate grammar nazis on failbook
*Brittney
*MOM!! WTF?! DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF THAT WORD?!?!?!
The use of the word, “word,” there is fine because words do have meanings, so it is perfectly reasonable to ask if someone knows the meaning of a word.
Don’t test me, boy. You won’t win.
dang it! i was gonna join and the word combo breaker comes up
what-a-dik
what the fk is a combo breaker?
Seriously some of the funniest stuff i’ve ever read.
I agree.
Omfg what the f**k??
thats not rite.. >.<
Why?*
Hello*
You don’t need a question mark.
No question mark needed, but one too many commas.
Damn it -__-
Trying to be outsmart someone and this is what happens?
Ughh
I mean:
Trying to outsmart someone, and this is what happens?**
Both are correct. The Oxford comma isn’t necessarily standard.
Though, I did totally skim over the be in the first comment, so carry on.
Wow, you guys are lame.
Why, hello troll.
No one used an Oxford comma in this thread.
The “yes” above that was set off by commas is an interruption and does indeed need the commas, even though it does make the sentence look cluttered.
proper use of commas, you fail sir
Yeh people should has good grammer hey lolol stuped noobs.
I do hope you wrote like that on purpose.
*facepalm* !
“someone’s”
He was talking to the people who think it does
I “think” that it does. I also “think” that two plus two equals four. Correcting someone’s spelling on the Internet in general is pedantic enough, but on a Cheezburger site?
wrong. you “think” that it does. you do not think that two plus two equals for, you know it, because logically it could not be any other way. therefore you cannot make any comparison and your attempt to show that correcting grammar does, in fact, make one an arsehole, falls through…
…i think i have just proven to be the biggest arsehole here
is it wrong to feel proud?
Ya know, I hear your cry, little buddy. But the complete and utter irony that you spelled it “for” is not something I can keep internal. Next time you try and use big words to make yourself look smart, go back and make sure the little ones are spelled correctly too. I’m sure you went over the perfect thing to say 100 times in your head anyway.
HAI! I is no speaking gud englich. Kan yo halp me be gud?
Happy to help! *Hi *am *not *good *English *can *you *help *good .
You forgot the *at.
Actually, 2+2=5 as the absolute value of 2 approaches 3.
Then it would be 6, if your statement was right. But since it isn’t, you are wrong. The only way this would be possible is:
f(x)=2+x
lim(x–>3-)
Which uses all values approaching 3, i.e. 2.99, 2.999 etc.
But since you don’t know what you’re talking about, just shut up and let the smart people do the math.
shouldn’t the 3 in your limit statement actually be a 1 because you’re then adding x to 2?
Two was written to one significant figure, therefore it’s possible values are 1.5 to <2.5 (2.4999999999….), which would round to 2 (1SF)
Therefore the maximum value of 2+2 is 2.5+2.5=5 (1SF)
Minimum value is 1.5+1.5=3 (1SF)
Mathematics is a plural, therefore calling it "Math" doesn't really make sense. I've never really understood why the USA doesn't call it Maths, as that implies a plural
STOP POLLUTING MAH INTERNETZ WITH YOUR NUMBERS, I’M TRYING TO GET DUMB NOT LEARN
Damn.
Nice try but mathematics isn’t a plural!
What the hell is a mathematic?
Is physics a plural?
What about chemistry?
On another note, I have a “2+2=5 for very large values of 5″ t-shirt.
Let’s get physical! Physical!
Sorry, but that’s flawed reasoning. The result of an equation isn’t reduced to the appropriate significant figures until after the equation has been calculated.
2.5 + 2.5 = 5 is certainly true, but if you apply the significant figures concept to the inputs of the equation, you’re left with 2, not 2.5. So, following your logic, 2+2 still, unfortunately, equals 4. The original value, pre-sig-fig-truncation, does not apply. In your example, all you’re doing is hiding the decimal, which is the math equivalent of lying.
2+2=5 because Radiohead said so… obviously
But the book 1984 said it way before.
2+2 can be equal to 10 or to 11
Eleventy-one?
“you do not think that two plus two equals for, you know it”. What if time only started a nano second ago and you were created thinking that 2+2=4 but without having actully followed through the logic?
BOO-YAA!
Who is the biggest arsehole now?
(typos happen if I made one ok you win.)
aaah f*ck i really did make a typo ><
As im posting random crap now anyway does one "make" a typo or "do" a typo or what?
Agreed. Theres a time and a place for grammer natzi’s, and this is neither the time or the place. (and the Nazis cringe….)
*There’s
*grammar
*Nazis
Correcting spelling and grammar keeps my brain from turning into mush during the summer.
I agree. Why would anyone use poor grammar just because they are on the internet? If you knew how to use grammar correctly, you would use the correct word, punctuation, etc. automatically. The ones getting all bent out of shape over someone correcting them are just mad because they made themselves look ignorant.
Internet*
Thank you, Square, for understanding the necessity of capitalizing the “I” in “Internet”. It bugs me whenever I see people using that word without the proper “I”.
+5
Thank you so much!
Because unlike you, a lot of people text. When they text, they use creative abbreviations (i.e. “2″ for “to”, “b” for “be”, “lol” for “laugh out loud”, et cetera), which enables them to write quicker. This becomes addicting. When said addicts go onto the internet, they use this familiar style of writing to post comments and replies quickly. Thus, you get comments like “lol dis is so funy” and “this is so ratarded”.
Or it could be a completely different reason altogether.
I understand abbreviations like brb or lol, and other shortenings from txting. What I don’t understand is the misspellings of words that ends up making the word longer. If you are using a keyboard, you can put forth the effort to spell and use at least some grammar.
That makes no sense since brb, lol, and lmao were on the internet long before texting. People are just lazy and ignorant. I text and I never use “b4″ or “2″ though I will use “nite” instead of “night” because I don’t have a keyboard and it’s really annoying to wait for/forward the cursor 2-3 times to spell it correctly.
No, ‘b’ and ’2′ and ’4′ and ‘r’ were in use on the internet long before texting was around.
‘b’, ‘r’, ’2′ and ’4′ were in use on telegrams to save per letter charges long before the internet was around.
so there is logic behind it!
I think grammar is a generational and national identity thing. There are various types of “Standard English” (American, Australian, British etc.), all of which have different rules of grammar and spelling. Who’s to say that people aren’t correcting people who are actually correct in their accepted version of Standard English?
Generationally it is also different. There is a major difference between Gen Y and Gen X, not to mention Baby Boomers and older. The Internet has a lot to answer for in creating a bastardised version of English. That’s not to say that it isn’t quicker and easier to use of course!!
PS: I am Australian so “bastardised” is spelt with an ‘s’ instead of a ‘z’ like it would be in American Standard English. That is just one example of how English can be different.
I guess I understand abbreviations while texting, but if you have a full keyboard, why purposefully make yourself look ignorant? Even if the person has a great point, their post will not be taken seriously if it is riddled with misspelled words and poor grammar. To each his own, but I still don’t understand it.
A habit. Not addicting. It is a habit.
I’d say most people don’t give a rats ass about their grammar on the net and simply do not proof read. Personally I find grammar Nazi’s to be funny, I picture them with popping veins in their temple as they stare impotently at a missing letter they feel compelled to correct but since they can’t they lash out in futility
I have never corrected anyone’s grammar on the net and it does not bug me to the point of being mad. I do think that it is a shame that our educational system has failed so many people with the most basic things such as grammar. This is obvious because there are so many people out there that do not know the difference between no/know, your/you’re, here/hear, their/there/they’re, etc. In my opinion, we have just accepted that the next generation of young people/young adults simply do not give a rats ass about speaking well. What is next, reading a resume that contains sentences like “I want 2 werk 4 your company cuz I think I would dew a good job”? I can’t wait!
LET’S GO BACK TO CAVE DRAWINGS AND LEAVE THE LANGUAGE SPOKEN! =DDDD I mean, that would be our last resort.
All of your examples (no/know, your/you’re, here/hear, their/there/they’re, “I want 2 werk 4 your company cuz I think I would dew a good job”) are spelling errors, not grammar errors. There is a difference. Sorry to pick on you, I know you wouldn’t pick on me, but someone here has to enlighten these grammar Nazis. Why don’t we call them spelling and punctuation Nazis?
That would be rat’s (with an apostrophe) ass, Nazis (without), and a full-stop at the end of the final sentence. The comma after “funny” should either be a semicolon, or a full-stop. I would also recommend the use of a comma or two – perhaps “but, since they can’t, they…”.
I love you, Eric.
*someone’s
Oh, my!
lol
sick
i lol’d.
but can i just say… Scott sounds like a real douche. All of his friends probably do nothing but family picnics and church ceremonies.
I’d agree with you if i thought scott was a kid. he’s probably an uncle or teacher or something.
Oh snap!!
OMFG
Whoa.. There will be blood.
ahahaha! she does have a point!
indeed
This is so fake..
So are your t!ts.
Oh snap!
Hahahahaha
Awkward….
ahah ! Brittney win !
her mother knew the meaning of the word when i asked her, she even new the price she charged for it!
and you are… ?
Her* mother knew the meaning of the word when I* asked her.* She even knew* the price she charged for it!
Yeah, yeah, learn to spell, capitalize, and use proper punctuation or I’ll have to sever your fingers.
In all fairness, a semicolon instead of the period would have been equally valid.
(Also, you missed a comma after “punctuation.”)
Haha grammar Nazi got grammer nazified!
Actually… When making lists you do not have to place a comma before the conjunction. I do, but it’s no longer a finger breaking offense.
…but it should be!
Oxford Comma.
And for the record, the comma after punctuation is needed because it separates two independent clauses. The second half of the sentence is not another item in the damn list.
Don’t worry. It’s fun for both sides; not to mention the third party, too!
*capitallise
I really, REALLY, hope you’re a troll.
*Capitalize
ise/ize is british/american so their’ both; rite
feeel free 2 go crzy “gramarr nazi’s” !!!
Do you notice the zig-zag red line appearing beneath misspelled words?
Class!
hahaha
*”Hahaha.”
Jenny is just being honest
I’m with Brittney
lol
what the,,, MY EYES!!!!!
,,
Hmmm. I probably wouldn’t order it though.
I would, just to see what they brought out… LOL Although, I guess I’d feel like I was ordering “the cream of sum yung gai”, so maybe not.
Eddie Wong’s on Swan street?
ohhhh posted too soon i wanna see what scott has to say…. lol
Yeah, I wish we could get a shot of what came next too.
I completely agree – the next few comments would have been very ‘interesting’ to read… (Assuming the mom didn’t just delete the post out of shock/embarrassment)
Why is this broth so thick? Eewww…
And salty? Lol.
lol, seriously?..
Kinky.
Well I can`t say I
*puts on sunglasses*
didn`t see it comming
YEAAAAHHHH!!!!
lol win
Nice.
WTF did Jenny mean by that? Assuming she meant the noodles, why would she post those two sentences as part of the same status? (Or if she meant the sex act, for that matter.)
That last sentence does seem kind of “I like turtles”-esque. It has no relevance to the rest of the post.
He could be her dad.
Idunno, to me the context just doesn’t really make him seem like the dad. I still hate him though.
I hope that’s not her dad. I would hope that he knew how to spell his daughters name.
This girl is lucky she is not my daughter!
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
Alternatively, he could be referring to her cursing and being disrespectful. He seemed adamant about pointing it out, and from Sher’s comment, it seems he would have taken it further than just a weak, verbal warning.
AAC win
Why? Because she would have semi-publicly embarrassed you by pointing out something so incredibly disturbing? Folks who use words without knowing their meaning deserve what they get. If that was my daughter I would have laughed my arse off. And if that was my parent who said it I would have done the same thing as Brittney and my folks would have called me up laughing. Any parent who would punish their kid for this needs to take a deep breath.
Scroll up a bit and read. It was discussed above, hence the “if you were paying attention”
LOL right. Gotta wonder what Brittney’s been up to.
If Scott is her father, then one of them is spelling her name wrong. She spells it Brittney, and he spells it Britney.
And frankly, what is this bulls**t passive-aggressive whining about “Why does my daughter feel she can” blah blah? #1 If she’s under 18, it’s your right and perhaps even responsibility to make the rules and set punishments/consequences if they’re broken. #2 If she’s over 18 or is otherwise emancipated, GTFO of her business.
“She spells it Brittney, and he spells it Britney. ”
Because it can’t possibly be a typo. The second letter in a pair of letters is NEVER dropped accidentally (especially when typing quickly).
MOM??? SIS??? wataf**k? in Fb?!
* CHOAD
Actuallyyy, it could be spelled either way. Chode. Choad. Tomato, tomahto. Jerk.
Who the f**k spells tomato as ‘tomahto’? It’s just a different way of saying it. Fail.
Perhaps he spelled it to imply the alternate pronunciation?
Actually, the word ‘Fail’ cannot be signified as a simple sentence, so….
You fail.
That drawing on the right of the link is wrong in so many ways
disturbing
Wow… Kill yourself.
Please tell me you’re being sarcastic.
I don’t know what the f**k is worse. Parents being concerned about an acronym, or the slut mom freakin’ out about f**king (but loving it’s end result dumped on her face).
You do realize that Wikipedia isn’t THE encyclopedia, it’s user submitted and anyone can edit almost any page on there. Unless it’s referenced at the bottom, it’s like saying “statistics are 78% made up on the spot”.
………..MOOSEY FATE!!!!!!!!! ^^ aye am veeeery hyper and random right naow….and this has nothing to do with the picture!! ^^…….i love invader zim!! ^^
Who gives. I think her parents are annoying. Why are you so worried about WTF. Grandma prob. doesn’t know what it means.
If this is real, I feel absolutely sorry for the mom. She shouldn’t have a daughter who treats her so disrespectfully.
I bet you’re really Scott under a pseudonym…
Exactly. She should have had an abortion.
I love you.
I sincerely hope you don’t have kids.
If Scott is the dad, how could he spell his daughter’s name wrong?
my parents spell my name wrong.
First you’re assuming he is, and second it couldn’t POSSIBLY be a typo!
I just posted this on Facebook, and my mother said those words would NEVER come out of her mouth (or fingers via keyboard). I am SOOOOOO relieved!!!
This is the reason parents shouldnt be aloud on facebook……..and i dont care about any spelling or grammar mistakes i have made so bite me
*nom*
Plus the fact that you ‘Grammar Nazi’s’ actually took the time and effort to post corrections in the first place means you probably sit on your ass all day going around the internet correcting people’s spelling in forums and s**t. Lolfail.
You took the time to troll the nazi’s. You also fail.
You took the time to troll people who troll the Nazis. What’s your excuse?
*Plus, the fact
*Internet (Proper Noun)
*L.o.l.
*You fail. (Fail cannot be a sentence, since it has no subject)
I could be wrong since I’m rather tired, but… isn’t “you” the subject?
Who actually types ‘L.o.l’?
No one really ever said that ‘Fail.’ was a sentence. They simply stated it. It’s a fragment of a sentence. So what? Do you have to annoy people with your endless corrections? It’s really quite irritating because you think you know everything.
Let’s face it. You don’t know everything.
I’m not even going to say I know everything because I know I don’t. Just enjoy the Failbook post and stop taking away the fun by being annoying.
*”Nazi’s” is possessive.
^Win.
Honestly, don’t you ‘Grammar Nazis’ have anything better to do? This is the Internet. We can type and ignore capitalization, punctuation, etc. It’d really be nice if you just let us post what we want. We don’t even know you, yet you’re correcting the way we type. What’s up with that?
STUPID AND STAGED.
MOm cream
Wow, you guys are really annoying. *lol* I’m a Grammar Nazi myself, and I find the decline in spelling and grammar ability in the last few years to be quite nauseating. (How’s THAT for a run-on sentence?)
Why does everyone feel like they need to comment on the spelling/grammar/punctuation mistakes others make? It’s totally unnecessary, and kind of rude.
lmao. I read half of this page and had to stop. This is just too funny. You people crack me up.
1) HAHAHA cudos to whichever friend posted this 2) no scott is not my father, he’s one of my mom’s friends 3) mom didn’t know the meaning of the term 4) yes i barely respect her.
go ahead and troll me saying i’m not the real brittney, i know that i am.
i am the origami killer =/
*kudos >.<
Ofcourse you’re a fake. If you were truely the girl from this post you wouldn’t feel the need to present yourself as such; you would just believe that people would assume your the real Brittney. Also, if anyone corrects my grammar You should just fall in a deep depretion, have thoughts of suicide, the person you love tells you to die, everyone of your family members go on a cruise (you couldn’t attend due to work) sinks, and you slowly burn to death.
oh yea it’s me. the op used my e-mail to make sure i saw this. SO MANY EMAILS.
What’s a “deprection”?
Wow, stupid imposters. Scott’s my granddad, wtf. It’s amazing what people would do to get attention………fail.
wow f**k you. he’s not. at all. idk who he is.
f**k you. it’s definitly me. f**k you.
I’m an attention whore.
Sigh. Trolls these days. GET A LIFE!!!!
Really… its the internet and your all nerds fat nerds that correct grammar to feel like you have done something important i am fat and nerdy myself but atleast i don’t waist time doing something so pointless… go troll somewhere else
Oh god, I wish I could see what he wrote back!
You just pwned your father. :O Awesome.
he’s not my father. i have no idea who scot is >.<
Scott is my freaking Grandpa!!!!
my mother told me that he is a cousin. if you’re the real brittney, what’s my mother’s last name? hint: it’s not the same as mine.
Parenting WIN!
Jenny totally grossed-out Brittney with her superior gross knowledge of grossness.
Children, don’t try to f**k with your parents’ minds. They’ve been there before.
Let this be a lesson to you.
The F**k Word?
It’s either the F word, or just say the damned word!
Boom, headshot!
That Scott is such a self-righteous bastard. Like most Scotts I know, haha.
Omg that reminds me of the time my mom asked me what a queef is lol
Okay this is just gross and i totally agree with Brittney.
No wonder today’s kids are screwed up – so are their parents.
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