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When Facebook Begins To Take Over

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  1. Kyle says:

    meh wasnt that funny

  2. DUH are you breathing still? says:

    Thanks for the TMI Mother and her kid.

  3. Laurarr says:

    Pff, he was on his iPhone, he totally could have updated from the bathroom lol

  4. Ello There says:

    HAHAHAHAHA
    I’m bored -___-

  5. XIII says:

    ohai thar mommeh

  6. nra says:

    yeah, vomiting really is soooo interesting you just have to share it on facebook. Fail.

    Mom FTW<3

  7. PEWPEWPEW says:

    nyc one mummeh…..

  8. AO says:

    This is why we should all get a smartphone, to update status WHILE throwing up.

  9. Llama says:

    Fake and gay.

  10. Drew says:

    First status: “I need to throw up”

    /Mother comments

    Second status: “Mom cleaning puke; I just lifted my legs to help her.”

  11. Oryu says:

    i was eating while reading this -.- ew.

  12. smokey-joe says:

    i think the real fail here is having your mother as a friend on facebook.

  13. sim says:

    so good that the mother reported. thank you for that, disgusting person’s mother.

  14. jason says:

    It’s sad that that’s someone’s priority.

  15. pat says:

    guess who cleaned it. hahah :D

  16. zem says:

    *facepalm* Not everyone spends 24 hours a day on Facebook. She just didn’t see the post till she signed in four hours later, most likely.

  17. MsBuzzKillington says:

    For some reason I read the mom’s text with a British accent.

  18. Anne says:

    I’m sure mom doesn’t live on fb like some people seem to!

  19. sim says:

    intelligent assumption.
    +2!

  20. TwiztedSoul says:

    +1 interwebz!

  21. cri says:

    I’m so hoping mom made him clean it up himself.

  22. chaosqueued says:

    Facebook it is for the post game summary, not the play by play.

  23. Seb says:

    What a loser!

  24. daedalus says:

    “totally just got stabbed by some robber. LOL. should probably call an ambulance.”

  25. Denny says:

    Mike Oscar Romeo Oscar November…

  26. Audra says:

    Did anyone stop to think that the kid posted in the middle of the night -probably after drinking a lot- and mom saw it when she got up 4 hours later? Or maybe she was out partying and came home to that? Some of you obviously feel like your mom smothers you.


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