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S-s-s-s-staged!!
And bi-curious
im bicurious, wanna f*ck?
I want in on this.
not me there probably fat
OOoohhh Jimmy crack corn an’ I don’ care! Jimmy crack corn an’ I don’ care!!!
Take that, you stupid corn!
(guess the reference)
Futurama?
Futurama when bender stuck the magents to his forehead.
where probably fat?
“Not me, they’re probably fat.”
Does your language arts teacher hate you?
This is pretty f*cked up.
Everybody’s L.A teachers hate them.
Especially because the dont use the spellchecker that most browsers have.
right, and THEY DON’T use it either….
zing!
I like fat chicks.
You too?
Good luck on your trolling.
I had a relationship like this once (minus the pregnancy)… Haven’t we all?
Lots of make up sex, I hope.
I want to know what happened SO much
what happened is…. he tucked his tail between his legs and surrendered.
True, true. Dude has a mangina now for that. Then again she’ll be like a hippo and he’ll have to back down or get eaten or crushed
She may even be a hungry hungry hippo
DJester ^^^ Fail
Sexist fail.
FML? Find More Legumes?
F**k My Life?
fear many llamas?
fry my lemur?
f**k many leoplurodons.
Fear my loins, given how the other person is acting.
Faceplant My Ladyparts?
^^ Win!
^ c-c-c-combo breaker!!!!
When they say,F my life, do they mean there going to Fawk my 60 years?
Epic WIN
I work in a disability office and said FML out loud once and everyone thought I meant Family Medical Leave…
Magical leoplurodons!
Charlliieeeee
codie???
FML…follow my lemming.
or… Fail More Lowly?
maybe it’s fling MOAR lampposts….wait…that’s 2 words.
Feed mean librarians?
F**k more lesbians
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
“No anal. You might put a dent in the baby’s head.”
you win. thank you.
I’ve been trying to figure out what were they doing that they’re posting this…
How ROMANTIC :X
yeah right LP, obviously you have never experienced either.
lol, if I got run over by a bus and lost my legs and arms, is that a free pass to be an ass hole
uh yeah for awhile.
Why don’t you try and see?
F**K YEAH!!! thing is, when women are pregnant, it’s like being run over by a bus. constantly. for nine months. and then when you give birth, the f**ken bus decides to run you over one last time before parking on you.
THANK YOU… i don’t think it could be put much better!
Unless, you know, you WANT a kid… but let’s not screw your theory.
It’s called ‘hormones’
dips**t
Nobody questions how he types without arms and legs? Tards.
No, cos he said ‘if’. Tard.
That Guy writes with his nose. Tard.
Good comparison.
If it messes up your hormones, then yes.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie wipe the seatie!
No.
This.
Oh please. I’ve experienced periods monthly for the past 26 years. Painkillers ease the cramping, exercise and healthy food make you feel better overall. Periods are natural, not an excuse to be a moron. Hormones do not control you, your upper brain functions control you. Or at least they should.
Your brain functions are controlled by your hormones and everyone reacts differently to hormones. You don’t need an excuse to be a moron from that post.
In addition, everyone gets cramps differently. I often have to stay lying in bed on the first day so that I don’t throw up and/or faint, and throughout get awful headaches, backaches, and the sensation that I’m being knifed in the gut, none of which respond completely reliably to painkillers.
C’mon, so fake. If they just had a fight, then they are presumably in the same house. They wouldn’t be talking through facebook.
Why do you have to be in the same house to have a fight? My boyfriend and I live together but he’s gone all week as a semi driver so therefore we have conversations through facebook and comment on each other’s posts all the time.
lol. Liked I’ve pointed out in several other posts, what you are describing is the exception, not the rule. While possible, it is unlikely.
And tell your boyfriend to stop texting while driving (especially since he would lose his job if he got caught or was in an accident).
Not everyone lives in the same house when they are just dating. Some people like to be original and move in together after they are married. There is no rule or exception, it’s simply what people prefer.
Who said he was texting while driving? Maybe he’s using wi-fi at a truck stop or something…
I don’t think he drives non-stop for a week.
there are a lot of scenarios this can fit into that don’t have the two in the same place.
If you lived with that crazy bitc# would you talk to her? I’d only talk to her through facebook.
Umm.. I’ve known a lot of dysfunctional couples that do this.
It looks like he posted it because they had a fight, from his phone. Instead of letting one of his friends go “What’s wrong dude?” so he can be all ‘woe is me,’ she basically just called him out immediately on being a pussbag.
Also, people who comment on these to go ‘OMG FAKE’ should be banned. Get over it, and find something else to do with your time.
I don’t know why the ‘Fake’ police bother to come here. I’ve started to doubt my own existence.
Agreed.
LP, Say that to a pregnant woman and see if they agree with you.
Wear harness, or make sure you can run away very fast.
There are solid medical reasons as to why women feel like sh*t when they’ve got PMT or are pregnant. Some even take antidepressants for it.
Apparently the male pill does this to men too (which is why it’s been rejected, can you believe it?!). I think men with an attitude like that should be forced to take it for at least a year.
or to a woman with PMT and she might let you live!
One of them is on a cell…
Actually, both of them are prob on cell’s. Obvs it SAYS that he posted from Mobile Web or whatever (not scrolling to check if it was that/text/whatever)..but her responses look like they came from an iPhone.
Um last time I checked no one is FORCED into becoming pregnant….
No one at all? Are you sure?
And pro-lifers are doing . . . what now?
Actually pro-lifers still wouldn’t be forcing you into BECOMING pregnant, just staying that way. I think Benj was refering to rape Of course if your rapist happens to be pro-life….
A lot of pro lifers don’t like emergence contraception or any contraception at all, though.
D@mn your Vulcan logic, Spock! (^_^)
Pro-lifers are forcing people to become pregnant? When will the madness end? Hopefully…about…here—>.
What are you implying? That people who are against killing the unborn are forcing people to become pregnant? Not sure how that works.
You’re completely right, LP. Being hormonal may mean a woman has a stronger tendency to act in certain ways, but never a right to be nasty. I had so much rage when pregnant with my second son, but I almost never let it get the better of me. The mood swings I had with my third son were so bad, I thought I was going crazy but was careful to just tell my husband, “Hey, I’m feeling a little hysterical…” and he was good about it.
Having feelings doesn’t mean you have to act on them, male or female. If I expect my hubby or friends to control themselves when they’re upset, I can ask the same of myself.
On the other hand, bottling up your emotions isn’t healthy, either. While I wouldn’t have my mood swings quite so publicly, I could see myself getting this cranky and then being okay again that quickly, especially under the influence of hormones. With PMS (or pregnancy) it’s pretty common.
You are so right about the mood swings
I’ve never experienced them with PMS, but after pregnancy, oh goodness. Never felt crazier (thankfully I was able to realize what’s going on — ‘It’s just hormones’ — and leave it at that).
I have seriously bad PMS.. called PMDD. Once it was so bad, I punched a hole in the wall under the belief my mother “stole” my chocolate. Hormones can make you much more sensitive, even irrational and is why I started the pill in high school – along with extremely heavy bleeding, the emotional issues just were interfering so much with a normal life I couldn’t function.
woah. o_o
dude. that sucks.
I totally agree with you, Mim. You don’t have to rub your feelings into someone’s face. Just saying it with insight in yourself and an eye for a good description is so good. I wish all women were like you, sadly they aren’t.
If you are saying goodnight to a “loved one” via twitter or facebook, you have already lost.
At least the scenario was resolved
How does one go about taking a screenshot like this one of a status update and then uploading it to this site?
http://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=how+to+take+a+screenshot
Stop complaining, you’re the one that didn’t wear a condom.
or…you know…she could keep her legs shut. it takes 2 to tango. both are at fault here. however, women havve every right to get angry when they’re pregnant, in fact i would be worried if they didn’t. I’m so glad that i don’t have to go through that.
Err… how many rapists go through the time and effort to put on a condom?
How many women who complain about being pregnant are in that condition because they were raped?
Not the point. The point was “Stop complaining, you’re the one that didn’t wear a condom” followed by “or…you know…she could keep her legs shut. it takes 2 to tango. both are at fault here.”
Consensual sex was the subject matter until David.
you forgot to mention the tearing and God awful pain during labor and delivery…epidurals don’t do jack while you are pushing …
capt. obivious…if WOMEN DIDN’T have babies, seeing as it is so miserable….what do you think would happen to the population? and not all of us try…failed birthcontrol methods are there and you have the pro life..ahem..peolpe saying we have to pay for it. What of rape victims?yeah STFU.. yes i am pregnant…with #3
Clearly what happened here is that a couple (who may be but probabaly are not living together) are expereincing a somwwhat unplanned preganacy.
The female is hormonal and stressed about it, taking out some of her frustration on the other half.
The male is feeling stressed becuas ethey are going to be a dad and its going to change EVERYTHING, quite possibly having other issues too and vents on facebook.
This upsets the female afterall HE is not pregenant but SHE is so tell him, understandably to man about it.
They love each other so get over the fight n life moves on…
I agree, what the f*ck just happened!? XD
stupid and poorly staged by the little 14 year olds that want to be on the website. Jesus what is this turning into?
Try using punctuation marks. That would make it better
I don’t think Jesus rocks Cheezburger.
Wow.. why don’t you try either having your uterus try to turn itself inside out, or try to explode itself with a little hormone stimulator?
Better yet, just keep fcking yourself so no woman ever has to deal with you.
Dude, imagine a baby coming out of your peehole.
“peeholes” aren’t meant to stretch though. Women’s parts do.
Kids in sandbox?
And yet it still hurts like f**k. I’ve heard stretching your lower lip over your head will give a similar sensation of the pain women go through in childbirth.
Or maybe that was just Family Guy.
Either way, wanna try?
That doesn’t mean it’s easy!
babies don’t come out their peehole. they have two holes in the front plus one in the back.
I went to Urban dictionary, and ‘FML’ is short for ‘f**k my life”
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I do think she’s wrong to blame her hormones. She obviously has a bad boyfriend. You should be grateful that she still takes the blame for what your lack of respect earns you. Hopefully she’ll end up with someone nicer in the future.
That’s such a personal, completely out of the blue thing to say!
Since you couldn’t possibly know anything about my behaviour towards my gf, I’d say….you’re reflecting your own frustrations towards your bf in that post because you recognised in my post things that someone said to you. Perhaps someone important to you, perhaps someone you couldn’t stand. Perhaps both. I’m thinking ex-husband.
What’s my score?
I like how you just assumed Dodom was female. Now, granted, I haven’t been scouring the comments section for an indication either way, and maybe he/she mentioned in a post earlier something about being female and I just missed it. But if not, you just made a fantastic (and not in the good way) leap there. Why should it be that only women think men have a duty to uphold certain relationship standards: you know, being supportive, being understanding, etc? I personally think it’s the responsibility of both parties, regardless of their gender.
And before you make any assumptions about MY gender or relationship history, like you’ve done with Dodom, allow me to inform you: I’m male and I’ve been with my girlfriend seven years, now. they haven’t always been easy, but I attribute that to mistakes and issues on BOTH our parts, not just one or the other’s or some biochemical process in either of our brains/bodies.
It’s the way the chemicals in the body act jackass, it affects our mental state too. I never said anything about how guys should feel about their hormones because I’m not a guy and therefore can’t judge the opposite sex’s behavior due to hormones, unlike you. I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but boys and girls are different. Our hormones affect us differently. Men can’t help getting boners when they’re aroused, women can’t help our moods when we’re pregnant or on our period despite what you men want to believe. Try doing some research on the subject seeing as how you’re obviously not in a close enough relationship with your girlfriend, if she even exists, to learn such a thing. My boyfriend learned, my dad learned with my mom, and my brother learned with his wife, and our friends learned that lesson with their girlfriends. When you truly understand your partner you learn these things. You’re either a stubborn jackass, not in an understanding relationship, or just lying about having a girlfriend.
You’re an inspiration. These things, hormones, I looked them up and you’re right. They affect the mental state. How did you know? Did you study biology?
My fake girlfriend is actually a biologist and she understands perfectly for herself. She also never acts like the b*tch I can imagine you act like when…whenever really. I’m sure you’re happy magic circle of understanding family and friends all take your crap. You must be so happy, being able to act like a b*tch and not having without explanation.
My gf on the other hand doesn’t have to act like a b*tch on her period because she knows what behaviour is caused by her hormones and which by her personality.
Btw, getting personal really doesn’t help you in arguing. It shows that you can’t convince with rational arguments, and that you have to result to personal attacks.
Are you also aware that women’s periods vary from period to period AND from person to person? Your girlfriend may just have a very light period.
I think that if men can judge women for acting too horny, divorce them if they f*ck someone else, all behaviours that can be explained by hormones, women can judge men for being a
git.
Yep, still works.
This twist works perfectly, yet is less relevant (and I don’t see how it helps your case). Men generally are more often aroused than women, women are generally more affected by mood swings.
Men also have hormones that cause mood swings, women have hormones that cause arousal. They’re just not equally released in their bodies.
why the hell are we debating???
Good for your fake girlfriend. And talking about her is making your argument personal as well, so shut it. Now since you’re too ignorant to learn the truth I’ll go ahead and do your homework for you. For all men actually who say women are irrational during pregnancy and periods.
http://www.stronghealth.com/services/womenshealth/maternity/changeswomen.cfm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cycle
That’s a lot of venom there, Kitty.
I have been married for 10 years and my wife and I have six children (none of them twins), so I’ve been through this a couple times. Yes, women do significant hormonal issues at certain points during pregnancy, but that’s no excuse for bad behavior. It’s fine to be in a bad mood, it’s not alright to inflict that mood on everyone around you. Thankfully, you know ahead of time how you will feel, so you should be able to prepare yourself to handle the problems that come with the hormones without making life miserable for everyone else.
When my wife knows that she is going to be emotionally unstable, she works hard to control her mood (what a concept!) and when she feels unable to do that, I help her get away so she can be alone for a while until she feels better.
Bad moods are natural, but so is horrible body odor. We all take steps to prevent inflicting our BO on everyone around us; we should take similar steps to prevent inflicting our bad moods, hormonal or otherwise, on our friends and family.
Amen.
wow……………o.O
…. Finger Me Lady.
hahaha. yea really… what just happened?!
thats about how my arguments go with my boyfriend too haha