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very intelligent
When he spells like that you know he is.
Ha…
facepalm
Ditto and yet, it’s not my own face I want to hit with my palm…
yes, Darwin would have been proud.
WIN
darWIN
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Some better not thumb this down. this is quality
The best thing about this fail is the title ..
very dumb indeed
*facepalm*
*facefoot*
*faceface*
*faceshotgunshell*
Just what hope exactly is there for my children?
Post’s like this make me want to cry.
Clearly, the stupid transferred to my post. Nazi, grammar or otherwise, feel free to pick away.
Omg* it has* completely* I’ve*.
Punctuation too.
am i the only one who assumes the person who writes using the words “musta” , “lukin”, and “tym” is black?
*Posts
Ur so dumb
wearing it
Dude…
let’s all hope our future generation will be smarter…
This IS the future generation..
But future never comes since we are all now, future is always the future, past is always the past.
Assuming time is a linear process.
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect… but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly…. timey-wimey…. stuff.
You lost that sentence there.
xD
You, comment poster, just made my entire day with your Doctor Who quote!
lol. Wtf??? Thats so stupid…
There is an unintended beauty in the misspelling of “wasted” as “waisted”, since he’s looking for a belt…
I thought the same thing (c:
the sad thing is that it sound’s like somthing i would do
Same here lol
Yeah, as much as we can all make fun, everyone does their share of idiotic things like that.
I’ve done stuff like that too. Thought I lost my wallet a few times when it was still in my back pocket. Your body just gets used to the feeling of something so you forget its there.
do you usually assume that GHOSTS took it, and that it’s the only LOGICAL explanation!!!!!! (I hope not)
Sara got you there.
I feel pretty sorry for people like her =/
Should be female and blonde.
that’s for sure…
Must Be blond
I don’t think it’s wrong that you want to kill people, whether they’re kids or not.
i don’t think i’ve ever laughed this hard.
I can understand losing your glasses if its on your head but your belt.
this made my day
I like the fact they ‘waisted’ 45 minutes looking for the belt.
I’m actually quite ‘baffled’ that (s)he managed to spell words like ‘baffled’ and ‘explanation’ right yet talks about ‘tyme’ and ‘luking’.
Doesn’t beat losing the thing you have in your hand. Yeah, I fail.
I’ve looked for sunglasses which were atop my head. I fail, too.
Seriously, dude… Epic facepalm.
It is an epic facepalm – but it is kinda cute too.
not funny
I weep for the future…..
I like the poetic irony of having ‘waisted’ 45 minutes looking for something which was in that self-same place
the title is a bit harsh
No it’s not, it’s the only way the human race will survive.
My favourite is her misspelling of “wasted” as “waisted” when discussing a belt.
I thinks it’s a deliberate pun, either that or she is just that dumb.
*head desk*
Been there, done that… Except it was with my glasses.
Same here
“OMDZ”? Oh my Dweezil Zappa?
HAHAHAHAH!!! LOVE IT!!
HEY EVERY1 I HAV THE ASPERERS
Really, impostor troll? I’ve been looking for the asperers EVERYWHERE! Where did you find them?
They’re in the sock drawer.
… that pun was unintentional…
HA HA. Waisted, get it?
lukin?
GRAMMATICAL ERROR! GRAMMATICAL ERROR!
Maybe his ass got itchy and he was like, *scratch* *pause* “Hey! who put this on my pants?”
the point is even if it did happen to you, why the F*** would you put it up on Facebook immediately. Jackass!
I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt and that the word waisted in the second post by the author was on purpose… even though I shouldn’t
LOL happens to me all the time with my glasses.
I wish they could take off their belt and hang themselves with it. The problem is, they wouldn’t be able to find their neck to wrap their belt around. Maybe after a couple of days, they would get lucky and find their neck… attached to their head… which has been up their @$$ the whole time.
I’ve done something like this. I was looking for my phone while it was in my hand.
Yeah.. I am with Chelsea. I have done something just like that before.
Looking for my cellphone while I am talking about it.
Usually it only takes me a minute or so to realize it though.
But once at work I was panicking because the fryer wouldn’t work, no matter what I tried, it wouldn’t get hotter. 2 hours later my manager came in and asked “Is it plugged in?” Oh um… no.
We’ve all done something like it.
Even the people above calling her an idiot have probably done something similar.
I know I’ve tried to look for my glasses while I’m wearing them. It never takes me 45 min to figure it out… but it still happens.
All I care about is the spelling…. 8 errors and counting
Oh, I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve been in the same situation before, looking for my goggles for 10 minutes before someone discreetly pointed out that I was wearing them. But when posting it on facebook, I at least managed to spell “I’ve”, “time”, “looking”, etc. right. You know, there was some reseach going on about why we could forgive certain people for making a dumb mistake, while calling others stupid for making the same mistake. Turns out that if the person making the mistake is (seemingly) more intelligent than you are, you will brush it off more easily. However, this is not the case with someone who “waisted” 45 minutes looking for a belt that appeared to be kidnapped by a ghost.
wow
Everybody does this. It’s just a fact, and yet whenever it happens to us, many times we think we’re somehow stupider than everyone else.
To help rectify this situation, allow me to explain the name of this behavior.
It is known as either a “beer move” or a “brain fart.”
HAHAHAHA!
Let’s be clear on WHY this is fail… “45 MINS”! Not 5 minutes, not 15 minutes… 45 MINUTES!!! Given the fact they can’t spell either (“iv”, “tym”, “lukin”)… it’s time to hang yourself.
The “Grammatically Correct Death-Ray” has already done it’s job, runners-up will receive fruit baskets and a firm handshake from the Grammar Pope.
*its *. *Runners-up
Correction: The “Grammatically Correct Death Ray” has already done its job. Runners-up will receive fruit baskets and a firm handshake from the Grammar Pope.”
Keep your day job.
*its *. *Runners-up
Correction: The “Grammatically Correct Death Ray” has already done its job. Runners-up will receive fruit baskets and a firm handshake from the Grammar Pope.
Keep your day job.
^Win.
Thank you very much.
‘Grammar_Police’ deserved that.
The same thing happened to me with my pants. It was a total blond moment from a red-head. *hangs head in shame*
8 grammatical errors…. this must be catalogued for further analysis within the databanks… JENKINS! SET DEATH RAY TARGETING PARAMETERS FOR Beta Vector 147.645 NW Alpha Vector 265.897 SW!
Shut up. No one cares.
“waisted” no pun intended
I can’t laugh. I complained to a friend on the phone that I couldn’t find my phone. …that I was talking on. Not 45 mins, no, but 15 easily before I made the comment.
i wouldn’t tell many people that….. :p
someone please teach this person to spell ….
LOL YOU ARE ALL RETARDED! Look at the times, posted about an hour ago and the comments say that and 57 mins? It would have more humor if it was legit.