Submitted by: Jon via Submission Page
-
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous And You Know This Smell, Why? | Sorry, That Was Mine Next »
« Previous And You Know This Smell, Why? | Sorry, That Was Mine Next »
That was… I was like… Ehm… Yeah.
not funny at all
not true, its surreal humour.
It was actually probably an inside joke that they made to eachother at the wedding. That would be my guess.
Oh god, i lol’d.
If this is real, then I feel sorry for this woman- and her black friend
except for the throwing up part…but not really a facebook fail.
This is awkward cute!
Either fake or just waaaay creepy. :S
Ditto
ammata hukanna!!! hahaha!! harima LOL!
burns at so many levels!
it just looks like someone and there friend joking around with roleplay on facebook….
My thoughts exactly.
*facepalm*
I was going to say fake – but as it’s a wall post and not a status – it’s just boring enough to be kosher. More of a failbook fail than an actual fail though.
You can get your leg shortened on purpose?
Only in Iraq.
And only on a dare.
Its a fail!! he is asking her out after he threw up on her friend, and she publicly posted that she didnt remember who he was.. I think he is desperate..
I guess it was funny that he thought they’d made a ‘real connection’ despite the fact she hadn’t a clue who he was. And that he thought a ‘footlong veggie’ would swing it. Pffft – couldn’t even spring for the meatball sub. Loser.
$5 foot long, same price. D’oh!
Why did he mention the friend’s colour? RACISMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
:O
Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.
Smells more fishy than a seafood footlong…
I think this thing should be removed. It’s an insult to good humour.
Second.
I third this notion.
He’s messing with her, stop being idiots.
wtf? isn’t funny at all.
lol
)
Somehow I doubt you can voluntarily have one leg shortened.
This is adorable.
And… how exactly is this a fail or funny?
well…it made ME chuckle….probably because I know dense-ass people like this.
meh
staged
I think this should be taken down, ones that are fake like this shouldn’t be posted because then it just opens up the website to more people to make up stupid facebook fails. Keep it up with these kinds of posts and you’ll soon lose readers.
I find this very funny, but I guess you have to have the right sense of humour.
What?
What?
….what?
I think this is funny….
…I’m not sure…
Fake or their joking.
*they’re
Maybe he used ‘joking’ as a noun, as in: “I could hear their joking and their laughs from the other room.”
Clearly some people don’t understand irony. He is making a joke about his leg being shortened voluntarily, he is not actually saying he shortened it as a joke in Iraq. Either way, the post is just weird and not funny.
Really? The best part of this was her being a complete douche about his party time Iraq- just hanging out with some buddies on a dare. Lovely. I want to kiss him and his gimpy, heroic leg.
Should I be laughing at that last sentence, or thinking you’re just really weird?
He is joking about how he injured his leg people- its called sarcasm. Clearly its a war injury and she’s not sensitive/decent enough not to comment on it.
It went from “super awkward” to careening off the cliff of “painful.”
I’m pretty sure these are just friends joking around.
Footlong Veggie? Ew.
No, it’s bomb. Lots of sweet onion sauce is a must.
Did Isaac just called her fat?
It’s hilarious because it’s bizarre – the whole thing is bizarre. if you don’t get the joke don’t assume it’s not funny, just because it doesn’t include someone making an obvious spelling mistake while trying to be clever doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious.
omg this made me laugh so hard
fake! (unlike my bisexuality)
*yawn*
“I was the guy who asked you to dance and then threw up all over your black friend.”
That’s just the best sentence that’s ever been written.
so true.
I find it very ironic, that he wants to buy her a FOOTlong veggie, taking in to consideration that he got his left leg shortened in iraq!!?
Um.
It’s not Subway. And it’s not a veggie…
I got to try this sometime. Find a girl with a friend and then throw up on that friend, stalk the facebook of the girl and ask her out using it.
no one understands this at all, she said he had a limp and he is saying he was injured in Iraq. Then the footlong veggie is because she is fat.
“hey, let’s create a little something to post on failbook.com!”
Since when?
Nevermind, I am a MORON. I am too stupid to continue breathing. Help!
By the way, I refer to my penis as a Choochootrain, so whenever you hear anything that says Choochootrain, it’s about my penis. All the people not laughing are just stupid.