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  1. awesomeness says:

    Democracy win

  2. nsriley says:

    17 likes and 1 dislike. i bet you a juggalo disliked it.

  3. Trent says:

    Ha ha…I knew what this had to be before I clicked on it…I’m a fan of this group already.

  4. BeefcakeGoki says:

    Fail

  5. MafiaMan says:

    how can so many people hate on the juggalos…

    • duckandcover says:

      As someone who’s in that group, I’d have to point out that some of the people who’re in the “deport juggalos” group are, in fact, juggalos.

      F**king logic. How does it work.

    • duckandcover says:

      As someone who’s a part of that group, I’m going to point out that some of the people are, in fact, juggalos. They think the “deport juggalos” group was an ICP page that was overrun by the “haters.”

    • Sarah says:

      That’s a funny joke.

    • Daria says:

      They’re morons and posers, more akin to Ronald McDonald than to Jack Napier. And since I have to explain to juggaloes who Jack Napier is, that is PROOF they’re all posers.

      • frootofaloom says:

        who is jack napier

        • Harley says:

          Jack Napier is the Batman villain, the Joker’s real name.

          • Phoenix says:

            Actually, Jack Napier was the Joker’s real name ONLY in the 1989 Batman movie directed by Tim Burton and starring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson.
            In the actual comic books, the Joker has no real name and is merely the Joker. Much like in the 2008 the Dark Knight directed by Christopher Nolan and starring Christian Bale and Heath Ledger as the Joker (R.I.P.).

      • K says:

        Oh Daria. The Jack Napier reference just made me SO happy.

    • Jessabear says:

      all i have to say to that is “fingers in the booty, strawberry shake” what is there not to hate

  6. Dam says:

    lol
    win :P

  7. Stackmonster says:

    Um, (and I know this is probably a fail) wtf is a juggalo?

  8. Stackmonster says:

    …nevermind

  9. lulzberrysteak says:

    Ha! I’m a fan of this lmao

  10. Nick says:

    Easy to imagine. most people like crap music and hate good music.

    Billboard chart is just a big list of horrible music imo.

    Note: just checked billboard chart, out of the top 30 songs i looked at all 30 of them blew hard.

  11. Arty says:

    What the heck’s a Juggalo?

  12. nsriley says:

    wow. look it up.

  13. Guettarella says:

    I have to like this one.

  14. Melinda says:

    Deport them WHERE? I feel like no one deserves the punishment of having to house the juggalos.

    Fskin’ magnets. How do they work?

  15. VIOLENTJ says:

    WHOOOP WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

  16. Otsego says:

    A juggalo is an Insane Clown Posse fan. They support Psychopathic Records and the bands on the label. They are much like Jimmy Buffet’s Parrot Heads or Kiss’ Kiss Army. They receive a lot of negative criticism because of the image they present. Its just music, if you don’t like it, you don’t have to listen to it. Let the fans have their fun, most of them outgrow the fanaticism. I did, although i still enjoy the music, even though it has so much Christian symbolism.

    • Leahahah says:

      true! I myself grew out of it too….but like to turn on an old CD and reminisce about the old days. But now I’m an Atheist. :)

  17. Beef Skinny says:

    Keep harboring hate in your hearts. Keep making and joining little groups, commenting your opinions. As always, it changes absolutely nothing. Or ever will. Enjoy the time you’re wasting that could be better spent doing anything else.

    • Kyle says:

      Lol, FAIL! you just wasted time posting this comment.

      • Beef Skinny says:

        As did you. So shall we go back and forth now, or will you perhaps gain some perspective on things? I’m guessing the former.

        • Bugalo says:

          Goddamn! That’s some deep s**t coming from a juggalo! You might be able to answer some questions for me, my good man. What the f**k is neden? Why the f**k do they like faygo so much? Why are they so f**king fat? F**king magnets, how do they work?

    • infamous says:

      …like commenting on Failbook? Nah, I’d rather deport Juggaloes.

  18. Jay says:

    illegals at least contribute to society, but so does Icp too… if u wanna sound like a f**king imbecile.

  19. Jay says:

    illegals at least contribute to society, but so does Icp too… if u wanna sound like an imbecile.

  20. Chadwick McDouchington III says:

    F**KIN MAGNETS MAN

  21. zem says:

    I’m just wondering why the screen-capper underlined one number, but circled the other.

  22. Psygod says:

    Deport them to snake island: http://atlasobscura.com/place/snake-island-ilha-de-queimada-grande. It solves all problems.

  23. moriatto says:

    Im just wondering why anyone would want to join a group that is named deport the immigrants? Fail by the poster really.

  24. J-Dog says:

    I’m an ICP fan, but this got a laugh out of me!

  25. Mark E. DeSade says:

    Is ICP still a thing? I thought they disappeared after being WWF wrestlers didn’t work out for them.

  26. VIOLENTJ says:

    their new album is fiiirrreee
    WHOOP WHOOP

    • lolwut 2.0 says:

      You mean it should be SET ON fire :D

      It’s bad enough they’re retarded and unoriginal, but they actually believe the crap they put out is music.

  27. derp says:

    Is it bad that I read juggalo and first thought, gigolo?

    • hellowe says:

      NO!! ME TOO!!! You’d think the’d realise and change it or something?? Or maybe its deliberate??

  28. Legend says:

    Is there a group that wants to get rid of all of ‘em?

  29. juggalo says:

    wow..and we’ re the stupid ones …everyone hates on us for our taste in music yet fails to post what they they listen to. probally whatever is big on the radio right now and u say that we’re posers

    • Gigolo says:

      hmm.. let me see… what do i listen to.. 60′s, 70, some 80′s, true hip hop from the 90′s, and hed pe and mudvayne.. oh.. and house… so yea.. i dont think my music is “big” on the radio …

      • Otsego says:

        Hed Pe was on an ICP album. They had songs added on to the end of The Riddlebox to promote them to ICP fans when that album was re-released.

    • YetAnotherGuy says:

      You’re right, because the only music available in the world is this or the stuff on the radio.

    • Zackmo says:

      You have some S**T taste in music.

  30. Common Sense says:

    I have to ask, who would join a group that would be in favor of deporting ILLEGAL immigrants?

  31. Omega65 says:

    Nothing wrong with ICP.

  32. lolwut 2.0 says:

    I.C.P = fail

    I looked up the anti-jugtard group after seeing this and, yay :D , it’s real. I joined and it rocks :3

  33. chris says:

    apparently none of you live in Arizona…

  34. Well what do you know!

    It’s not fake! :)

  35. john doe says:

    Lol, fun joke. But that’s all it is, no need for haters and us juggalos to argue this time.

  36. urmom says:

    if you are on facebook you are stupid anyway

  37. Xenon says:

    dude ICP RULEZ!!!! thay speak so deeply to me. they’re lyrics are real man. oh by the way i have aspergers and im bi curious

    • Sybil says:

      Do you really think you’re fooling anybody? Really? Or that you’re even remotely funny? Pathetic little weasel. (With all due apologies to any actual weasels that may be reading this)

      • monkeyspider says:

        It’s ok, my future pet ferret is not offended by that comment, however he is offended by the juggalos.

      • Xenon says:

        That’s the worry I have. I think he may be fooling people into thinking he can troll well.

    • Xenon says:

      If you were a capable troll, you’d at least attempt to mimic how I write. You don’t.

      • itwasadarkandstormynight says:

        Are you really so full of yourself that you think anyone who happens to have the username Xenon MUST be trying to mimic you? It’s not that creative of a name.

        • Xenon says:

          Are you really so full of yourself that you think you completely understand the situation when you so obviously don’t?

          If there was a random person with my name, no problem at all. There’s only so many combinations of an alphanumerical sequence that can form an easy to remember username. However, this is what is known as a “troll.” Do you need me to explain that to you? No? You sure? Okay. Anyway, I pissed them off by being smarter than they are, so now they troll the site poorly in an inane attempt to bug me. It isn’t working, because your ignorant, holier-than-thou comment bugged me more than they ever have. Especially since you’re talking about creativity when you have the awful line that spawned the Bulwer–Lytton Fiction Contest as your name. Irony, no?

          • itwasadarkandstormynight says:

            You keep track of trolls just so you can try to one-up them? It sounds like you have no life. And I picked my username because I like Peanuts and that’s how Snoopy begins his stories. If someone else, troll or otherwise, had the same one, I really wouldn’t care.

            • Xenon says:

              It’s kind of hard to not keep track of this troll when it follows me around attempting to insult my Asperger’s, bisexuality and/or my English heritage in pretty much post. I have a collection of trolls that do this. Also, your name? Ever MOAR originality. You’re more of a troll than psuedo here.

              • itwasadarkandstormynight says:

                I never claimed my username was original; again, I just picked it because I liked it. Although I don’t see how you can criticize my lack of orginality when your name is an element that it also the name of countless other things. And how am I a troll? I’m not spamming or posting random gibberish. As far as I can tell, all I’ve done is pick a username that you don’t approve of, and I don’t really care what you think of it.

                • Xenon says:

                  Have you looked at the definition of a troll lately? Because you didn’t even get that part of my post. Why should I expect you to understand anything that might require you to think?

                  • Xenon says:

                    I want to give the victory to the person who can spell, use proper grammar and has some semblance of intelligence. *looks around* Oh, look. That would be me.

    • Bookworm says:

      Wow. . .all I can say is wow. Hun this isn’t the personals

  38. Kyle says:

    Can’t we just get rid of them all?

  39. Colleen says:

    they should deport the guidos as well

  40. Zangan says:

    Not every Juggalo is like JuggaJugga or some of the other retards you see out there. But calling Juggalos all those bad names you keep thinking of is like saying the same thing to the “Dead Heads” and “KISS Army”. Excuse us Juggalos for trying to have something good in their lives when some of us feel like the world is against us.

    • infamous says:

      Haha you probably come from a decent neighborhood, or at least you’re well off enough to have internet access. You and your Juggalo friends need to get over yourselves; all the billions of people in the world with bigger problems than yours and you think the world is against you? Haha right.

  41. MsBuzzKillington says:

    I joined the deport the juggalos group. So did all my friends.

  42. kabuk1 says:

    Gonna hafta support the Juggalos this time. I’m not an ICP fan, but at least the Juggalos are entertaining. Illegals need to go. I work at auto zone & you would not believe how many illegals come in every day who just EXPECT me to speak spanish to them. Hey, no need to learn english when a nation of weenies are rushing to learn their language, right? God forbid we *offend* them by asking them to learn the language of the country they’re sneaking into.

  43. TRexesInF14s says:

    Obviously fake.

  44. Patty says:

    Here is a simple way to help… Throw them both out

  45. dropdeaddylan says:

    i like this because i joined the first group! :D

  46. Deathra says:

    How about just deport the incompetent juggalos? I can say that most juggalos and juggalettes are douche-bags and not even bat an eyelash because I am in fact a juggalette. I’m the rare ‘lette who isn’t a foolish and ignorant moron.

  47. TripDazey says:

    I chuckle immensely at this. It just so happens I was at an ICP show last night…I went for KMK and left before ICP took the stage. In any case, I must say i was terrified at the prospect of so many Juggalos in a large, open-pit space. Surprisingly, it wasn’t all that bad. It’s just like any other group or stereotype, there’s a-holes in every sector.

  48. The Beard says:

    I think that this is funny to a certain point. When I was reading through this page it was funny until I saw them laughing and joking about a Juggalo’s baby dying. That isn’t even cool. The people who run this are worse than Juggalos for that.

  49. JUGGALO4lyfe says:

    WTF. DANM HATERS

  50. JUGGALO4lyfe says:

    not commenters. the people who created that group

  51. Otaku says:

    i know what its like to be apart of a group that no one accepts into mainstream societ, im an otaku and i get criticized all the time, but i dont care…i personally hate juggalos simply because all juggalos i have ever encountered are all the same, low hygene, smoke weed 24/7 and only think about ICP and weed… a close minded stereotype , yes, but thats all iv experienced.

    • Zackmo says:

      otakus = f**got

      anime is the most pathetic form of entertainment in existence

      the entire modern japanese culture is nothing short of weird. stop trying to emulate them.

      theres nothing wrong with smoking a bunch of weed.

      • Xenon says:

        And that entire post just proved your stupidity. *patpat* It’s okay. Not all of us can understand other cultures.

  52. anonymous says:

    F**K JUSTIN BIEBER

  53. Juggalo lb says:

    i dont approve, and of course im not gonna approve, but hey its freedom of speech what can i say, o and just to let all of you know, half the military are juggalos, so you wanna deport half our soldiers and most musicans, good choice

  54. miklo says:

    YES THANK YOU F**K JUGGAHOE B*TCHS KILL ALL THE F**GOTS

  55. Dirty says:

    Im a juggalo. But i also have common sense. I don’t do the whole “Family” thing. My real family sucked and they were blood so why would complete strangers be any better? Most juggalos are stupid as fuck, but there are a few that are pretty cool. But chances are if you run across a juggalo in public, they’ll be dumb as fuck. As many shows and gatherings as i have been to i have only met a handful of juggalos i didn’t want to stab in the eyes.


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