This is not friendship fail, this is a fail for all those people who think that having Facebook makes them friggin’ celebrities, and that others are just dying to know what’s going on in their lives, minute by minute. “Hey everyone, I just ate a cheeseburger with fries, isn’t that, like, totally cool?! Comments please!”
No, this is (and, apparently you are) understanding-how-facebook-works fail. If you don’t want to see a post from a given app, hide posts by that app. To cut down your supposed friend because he made a post is juvenile and assenine.
You don’t always get to hide specific app posts. Sometimes the only choice is to hide that person and everything they do or to let it all come through or ditch the person. The option isn’t always to ditch the friend either. It may be a close relative or friend. In which case, just give them crap for doing stupid stuff, like I do to my brother for all the updates from his lame-ass games because I can’t get rid of them even though I don’t want to see them.
Exactly; it’s easy enough to block Facebook apps, but many smartphone apps just log in to your account and write a normal post. To avoid those, you’d need to block or hide the friend completely.
No, this IS a friendship fail. Even if it is annoying and it’s all in people’s faces, you don’t do that. Ever. You’re fake, no matter what. SUCK IT UP!
Not so much a friendship fail – it doesn’t actually sound like they’re friends. As it’s obviously just an automatic app update it’s more of an-attempt-at-being-funny fail. An epic one at that.
Hide the app and go on with your lives people! Damn…
Although, I do have to say that when my friend “checks in at Wal-Mart on Foursquare”, I give him s**t. “DUDE! RIGHT ON!!! I WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU, LUCKY BASTARD!!!”
…which sadly confirms the opinion of the rest of the world that you yanks take yourselves WAY too seriously, and don’t understand sarcasm at all. *sigh* This was hilarious!
Well, I didn’t find it funny. Yes, the first post was humorous, but I hope to GOD that you know there’s a limit to sarcasm. The first reply was enough sarcasm. But the douche you’re clearly trying to support, by this post (And failing terribly, by blaming us Americans for this so-called ‘sensitivity’, by the way) had to keep going. It makes me think that you are just like him: Someone to needs to put a gun barrel to their head, and fire some hot lead and gunpowder into their skull. Think about it: You wouldn’t be all tee-hee, giggle ’till your heart gives, if someone treated you like that.
How *DARE* you be sarcastic to a friend! Friends are never sarcastic to each other and never address each other in anything but purely formal, serious terms. Why, playing a practical joke on someone close to you, or calling them a moron when they are acting like one, or pointing out in a creative manner when their latest app could be seen as annoying is an unforgivable offense!
Really people, if you think this sort of mild sarcasm is bad, you need to see a doctor about that dangerously thin skin of yours. Friends rib each other, it’s called being able to function socially.
It would be nice if more people could cultivate a sense of humor. This was top sarcasm, and it reminds me of interactions with my own friends, none of whom are terribly offended. If anything it paves the way for some humorous intellectual sparring.
meh.
meh? MEH?
I just found my future husband/wife/Idon’tfreakingcare and you just say meh?
i dont blame him/her, its not that funny
I AM single…
I could be sarcastic like this on a daily basis with you if you would like? hah
This should be the definition of sarcasm! xD
It is…
WIN
Blah….Failbook is getting lame
There’s sarcasm and then there is being a c*ck!!! He’s been a c*ck!!!
Yeah, he’s been one, but he’s never going back again.
This is one of the few funny things I’ve seen on Failblog in some time. I feel like posting sarcastic comments like that sooo often.
I feel sorry for you that you think this is funny.
I feel sorrier, that he called this site Failblog. -_-
i pity you that you don’t. wit like this post is actually quite hilarious compared to some of the recent ‘meh’ posts i’ve seen.
same here ”Me” hahahahahaha i will def post some
This s**ts so random. Failbooking should give better stuff
This isn’t app choice fail. This is friendship fail. What a jackass.
HAHA agreed
This is not friendship fail, this is a fail for all those people who think that having Facebook makes them friggin’ celebrities, and that others are just dying to know what’s going on in their lives, minute by minute. “Hey everyone, I just ate a cheeseburger with fries, isn’t that, like, totally cool?! Comments please!”
Attention-seekers fail.
tl;dr
No, this is (and, apparently you are) understanding-how-facebook-works fail. If you don’t want to see a post from a given app, hide posts by that app. To cut down your supposed friend because he made a post is juvenile and assenine.
*asinine. If you’re going to use adult words, please spell them correctly.
The extra s in assenine is for what you are spelling Nazi.
Well, unlike you, at least he’s trying to stop stupidity from spreading. than supporting it.
Stupid twat.
>Stupid twat.
Nice to see you’re now signing your posts.
You don’t always get to hide specific app posts. Sometimes the only choice is to hide that person and everything they do or to let it all come through or ditch the person. The option isn’t always to ditch the friend either. It may be a close relative or friend. In which case, just give them crap for doing stupid stuff, like I do to my brother for all the updates from his lame-ass games because I can’t get rid of them even though I don’t want to see them.
Exactly; it’s easy enough to block Facebook apps, but many smartphone apps just log in to your account and write a normal post. To avoid those, you’d need to block or hide the friend completely.
no, ^^ this, is reply fail
Well, it’s supposed to just be friends seeing it. Hopefully people are more interested in their friends than in celebrities.
No, this IS a friendship fail. Even if it is annoying and it’s all in people’s faces, you don’t do that. Ever. You’re fake, no matter what. SUCK IT UP!
Yeah. Real mature.
Successful troll is successful.
I am a woman, and there is a 98% chance I’m smarter than you. So bite me.
*applause*
Go Jen! ^^ Show those lazy, fat, disgusting pigs!
…Funny how I said that, since I’m a guy… But at least I ain’t one of THOSE guys.
Not so much a friendship fail – it doesn’t actually sound like they’re friends. As it’s obviously just an automatic app update it’s more of an-attempt-at-being-funny fail. An epic one at that.
this is the definition of meh!
Come on. This is hilarious. This is not a friendshipfail, this is pure and wonderful sarcasm. I love it.
Sarcasm that drags on and on ceases to be funny and starts identifying people as douchebags.
*High five
Hide the app and go on with your lives people! Damn…
Although, I do have to say that when my friend “checks in at Wal-Mart on Foursquare”, I give him s**t. “DUDE! RIGHT ON!!! I WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU, LUCKY BASTARD!!!”
Thank god some of us are physically okay. Or FB will start flooding with these stuff.
Yeah. Lets hope they don’t invent a giving up drinking app – or I’ll end up spamming the £%$# out of my friends newsfeeds, lol.
Worship me, mortals, for I have downloaded an app.
Hahahaha
I also think that it is friendship fail. Or at least good manners fail. Seriously, what’s up with people being so incredibly rude to each other on Facebook?
It’s exactly like this comic, “If real life were more like the Internet” http://www.salon.com/entertainment/comics/this_modern_world/2010/04/12/this_modern_world/story.jpg
“Look at this assclown, waiting for a bus! What is he, too stupid to drive?”
sarcasm win
…which sadly confirms the opinion of the rest of the world that you yanks take yourselves WAY too seriously, and don’t understand sarcasm at all. *sigh* This was hilarious!
Well, I didn’t find it funny. Yes, the first post was humorous, but I hope to GOD that you know there’s a limit to sarcasm. The first reply was enough sarcasm. But the douche you’re clearly trying to support, by this post (And failing terribly, by blaming us Americans for this so-called ‘sensitivity’, by the way) had to keep going. It makes me think that you are just like him: Someone to needs to put a gun barrel to their head, and fire some hot lead and gunpowder into their skull. Think about it: You wouldn’t be all tee-hee, giggle ’till your heart gives, if someone treated you like that.
they need an aspergers app
Trolling should make some sort of sense. You really do fail as one.
I don’t see how this is funny. This is just plain rude. Sarcasm has a time and place, otherwise it’s just really degrading.
There’s 1000′s of annoying apps. This guy is trying to lose weight and sometimes posting your progress in a public forum helps keep you motivated.
This definitely looks like an app you can hide. I have never had a problem hiding an application before.
freakin hilarious lol..
Wow, my sarcasm made Failbook! I was feeling great about myself until someone said I should be shot in the head! Harsh!
Just so everyone knows, I DID apologize to the person…we made up, all is well.
How *DARE* you be sarcastic to a friend! Friends are never sarcastic to each other and never address each other in anything but purely formal, serious terms. Why, playing a practical joke on someone close to you, or calling them a moron when they are acting like one, or pointing out in a creative manner when their latest app could be seen as annoying is an unforgivable offense!
Really people, if you think this sort of mild sarcasm is bad, you need to see a doctor about that dangerously thin skin of yours. Friends rib each other, it’s called being able to function socially.
It would be nice if more people could cultivate a sense of humor. This was top sarcasm, and it reminds me of interactions with my own friends, none of whom are terribly offended. If anything it paves the way for some humorous intellectual sparring.
The post wins at sarcasm.
Most of the comments here fail at humor.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/your-ass/121240461222771?ref=ts
your ass
Good friend.
He could just hide Cardio Trainer, instead of complaining about it