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  1. Chrissy says:

    meh.

  2. Lacturu says:

    This should be the definition of sarcasm! xD

  3. Kyle says:

    Blah….Failbook is getting lame

  4. blahblah says:

    There’s sarcasm and then there is being a c*ck!!! He’s been a c*ck!!!

  5. Me says:

    This is one of the few funny things I’ve seen on Failblog in some time. I feel like posting sarcastic comments like that sooo often.

  6. Void says:

    This s**ts so random. Failbooking should give better stuff

  7. Paul says:

    This isn’t app choice fail. This is friendship fail. What a jackass.

  8. Alec says:

    This is not friendship fail, this is a fail for all those people who think that having Facebook makes them friggin’ celebrities, and that others are just dying to know what’s going on in their lives, minute by minute. “Hey everyone, I just ate a cheeseburger with fries, isn’t that, like, totally cool?! Comments please!”

    Attention-seekers fail.

    • Pathetic-humans says:

      tl;dr

    • Paul says:

      No, this is (and, apparently you are) understanding-how-facebook-works fail. If you don’t want to see a post from a given app, hide posts by that app. To cut down your supposed friend because he made a post is juvenile and assenine.

      • Spelling Nazi says:

        *asinine. If you’re going to use adult words, please spell them correctly.

      • insightful says:

        You don’t always get to hide specific app posts. Sometimes the only choice is to hide that person and everything they do or to let it all come through or ditch the person. The option isn’t always to ditch the friend either. It may be a close relative or friend. In which case, just give them crap for doing stupid stuff, like I do to my brother for all the updates from his lame-ass games because I can’t get rid of them even though I don’t want to see them.

        • Aaron A. says:

          Exactly; it’s easy enough to block Facebook apps, but many smartphone apps just log in to your account and write a normal post. To avoid those, you’d need to block or hide the friend completely.

    • leo says:

      no, ^^ this, is reply fail

    • Scooter says:

      Well, it’s supposed to just be friends seeing it. Hopefully people are more interested in their friends than in celebrities.

  9. Candy says:

    No, this IS a friendship fail. Even if it is annoying and it’s all in people’s faces, you don’t do that. Ever. You’re fake, no matter what. SUCK IT UP!

  10. Stackmonster says:

    Not so much a friendship fail – it doesn’t actually sound like they’re friends. As it’s obviously just an automatic app update it’s more of an-attempt-at-being-funny fail. An epic one at that.

  11. jake says:

    this is the definition of meh!

  12. Lotte says:

    Come on. This is hilarious. This is not a friendshipfail, this is pure and wonderful sarcasm. I love it.

  13. Yorrieborrie says:

    *High five

  14. Rodney says:

    Hide the app and go on with your lives people! Damn…

    Although, I do have to say that when my friend “checks in at Wal-Mart on Foursquare”, I give him s**t. “DUDE! RIGHT ON!!! I WISH I WAS THERE WITH YOU, LUCKY BASTARD!!!” ;-)

  15. Lim says:

    Thank god some of us are physically okay. Or FB will start flooding with these stuff.

    • Stackmonster says:

      Yeah. Lets hope they don’t invent a giving up drinking app – or I’ll end up spamming the £%$# out of my friends newsfeeds, lol.

  16. Worship me, mortals, for I have downloaded an app.

  17. Jimzz says:

    Hahahaha

  18. Alex says:

    I also think that it is friendship fail. Or at least good manners fail. Seriously, what’s up with people being so incredibly rude to each other on Facebook?
    It’s exactly like this comic, “If real life were more like the Internet” http://www.salon.com/entertainment/comics/this_modern_world/2010/04/12/this_modern_world/story.jpg

    “Look at this assclown, waiting for a bus! What is he, too stupid to drive?”

  19. LOOK MA! NO BRAIN! :D says:

    sarcasm win

  20. merri says:

    …which sadly confirms the opinion of the rest of the world that you yanks take yourselves WAY too seriously, and don’t understand sarcasm at all. *sigh* This was hilarious!

    • Talfreo says:

      Well, I didn’t find it funny. Yes, the first post was humorous, but I hope to GOD that you know there’s a limit to sarcasm. The first reply was enough sarcasm. But the douche you’re clearly trying to support, by this post (And failing terribly, by blaming us Americans for this so-called ‘sensitivity’, by the way) had to keep going. It makes me think that you are just like him: Someone to needs to put a gun barrel to their head, and fire some hot lead and gunpowder into their skull. Think about it: You wouldn’t be all tee-hee, giggle ’till your heart gives, if someone treated you like that.

  21. Xenon says:

    they need an aspergers app

  22. MsBuzzKillington says:

    I don’t see how this is funny. This is just plain rude. Sarcasm has a time and place, otherwise it’s just really degrading.

    There’s 1000′s of annoying apps. This guy is trying to lose weight and sometimes posting your progress in a public forum helps keep you motivated.

    This definitely looks like an app you can hide. I have never had a problem hiding an application before.

  23. Jazey says:

    freakin hilarious lol..

  24. Dally Doo says:

    Wow, my sarcasm made Failbook! I was feeling great about myself until someone said I should be shot in the head! Harsh!

    Just so everyone knows, I DID apologize to the person…we made up, all is well.

    • Damien says:

      How *DARE* you be sarcastic to a friend! Friends are never sarcastic to each other and never address each other in anything but purely formal, serious terms. Why, playing a practical joke on someone close to you, or calling them a moron when they are acting like one, or pointing out in a creative manner when their latest app could be seen as annoying is an unforgivable offense!

      Really people, if you think this sort of mild sarcasm is bad, you need to see a doctor about that dangerously thin skin of yours. Friends rib each other, it’s called being able to function socially.

  25. SpaceCake says:

    It would be nice if more people could cultivate a sense of humor. This was top sarcasm, and it reminds me of interactions with my own friends, none of whom are terribly offended. If anything it paves the way for some humorous intellectual sparring.

    The post wins at sarcasm.

    Most of the comments here fail at humor.

  26. katie says:

    Good friend.

  27. He could just hide Cardio Trainer, instead of complaining about it


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