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There are no words for this
FAILBOOK FAIL this was already posted.
Repeat…. LAME!
Yes, but it didn’t have the second part, where she declares herself to be an uncle before. Very important, because a language slip can happen, but the second part shows that it wasn’t a mistake- she really thinks that she’s an uncle because the baby was a boy.
Or… it’s a joke, and she knows what she’s saying. I can’t speak for this girl in particular, but I’ve had several friends make the same joke.
LAME!!
baban lame
It’s a joke from Friends, Joey said it. That’s why there are hundreds “mistakes” like this being posted to Failbook. Cus they’re all just being funny by copying TV shows.
This.
there’s nothing funnier than hearing something on television and repeating it verbatim.
Then it’s a fail for quoting that turdpile of a show.
it did have the second part because i saved the original picture. it’s a full repost.
agreed, blondes make fun of this girl……
Wow…..just wow.
Oh My God that’s hilarious
This is fake… First of all, new posts are shown first, not last. And you gotta be rly stupid to write something like this. In our country, you had jokes like years ago about this.
There were probably a few posts in between these two- the time stamps show them a a day apart. So the poster probably took one, then the other, then put them together.
In Russia?
In Soviet Russia, the baby’s gender defines you?
this is actually pretty funny
This may not be fake… Facebook has listed the newest comment posts on the bottem of the comment chain for years now …but thats here in the USA, so (benefit of the doubt) maybe it is backwards in your country. Also, you’re right! You do have to be really stupid to spell really, wrong….(and im usually an activist against spelling nazi) lol. Next time dont rush to finish your comment so quickly either…. I think you were trying to say “we had jokes like that years ago in my country” …but cannot be certain without your help…..what do I win if I de-jumbled your word puzzle correctly???
Oh dammit, soon as i typed previous entry the other two jumped in, oh well, Third…. hmmmmm, oh well, still, watch out for those testicles Jenn.
Okay they didn’t post my comment prior to the comment that this comment is commenting on, so now my previous comment is kinda nulled out
I wonder if she also refers to her own uncles as aunts…?
Wow… there is really no word for this…
…….speechless
though the same as a child.. but I was a child..
I thought* :\
Is she like 12?
12 wouldn’t be an excuse, try 6..
is this for real?? othawise the chick is a little foggy minded…BOYS are uncles irrelevent of the sex of the kid…girls are aunties for same answer above…hehe tho i gotta say i love the blonde moments
How can someone be this dumb? Really?
transsexual maybe?
Respect… xD
I’ve seen this before. Is this not fake?
I don’t know if it’s fake or not, but it was on this website before. They’ve been repeating themselves a lot lately.
Oh, wow. Just…wow.
BIGGEST FAIL EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAYBE SHE IS HERMAPHRODITE? LOOOL!
this is hilarious. even if she is like 12, she should still know. im trying to become a high school teacher and this is what ill have to deal with?
12-year-olds are not in high school.
Also, if you intend to teach high school — where you’ll be preparing kids for college and LIFE — please (re)learn capitalization, punctuation, and prepositions.
12-year-olds don’t go to high school in your country. Who says that he lives in a country where English is their first language??
Epic fail….
my favorite clueless student teaching experience was the time a student failed to hold a door open for a teacher.
teacher: chivalry is dead.
student: WHO?
Please tell me you’ll use punctuation when you finish teacher’s college.
Thanks Lexira, I was thinking the same thing. I suppose Chris will have to deal with students much like him/her- self.
i didn’t know that in order to type on the internet you had to use correct punctuation and grammar at all times, or else the internet police will come out! oh noezzzzz careful! beware of those internet bullies!
There’s no way this is real.
*faceplam
I want to do that too. Any idea where I can get hold of a plam?
jajaja
Gender Bender WIN
GENDERSCREW FTW
Pretty sure you guys have posted this before?
^^That’s what I said.
Sorry, I didn’t think you meant on this site
No need for apologies!
I was just confirming it again… 
Oh okay. Well yeah, it’s annoying when they post the same stuff (N) I saw a comment awhile back from them. They had posted another thing that they already posted, and people were complaining, and they were like ‘well if people keep sending us the same s**t in then we’ll just post it!’ or something…but isn’t it their job or whatever to know what they have posted and what they haven’t? I mean, not every one who sends something in knows all the things that have been posted here!
Wow that was long.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Oh dear god.
This has made the rounds before, so either this is the same or Jenn did this on purpose…
Old, old joke. I am sure this was put as her status as a joke, if not to specifically elicit publication at failbook.com. Bet a friend submitted it.
Just sayin’. I’ve been wrong before.
Well, seeing as it’s a facebook post, it would have to be a friend who submitted it- other wise they wouldn’t know it was there to post.
epic
Oh my god! Epic!
My friends and I say this all the time. Yes we do know that if we’re female or male we are either an Aunt or an Uncle but its fun to be odd and think the title changes with the gender. The girl might not be stupid, just being silly. I admire silly.
Obviously, Jenn is joking. Actually, ’round my place we often say: “I don’t know if X is having a boy or a girl, so I don’t know if I’m gonna be an aunt or an uncle.” Joke’s as old as the bible…
Agreed. My wife and I use the same joke every time one of our siblings get pregnant. I find it facepalm disapointing that so many people on failbook cannot spot an obvious joke.
Thing is, some people actually MEAN it when they say something this stupid.
The joke is IN the bible. Honest! It’s right by the bit where Jesus says to kill homos and draw him with a vacant caucasian face.
that must be fake… it shows the most recent one below :S
You guys spelled submitted wrong. It says “originally submiited by”.
So where’s captain obvious now ? eh ?
This is fake. Otherwise the more recent post on the 25th would be at the top.
it doesnt read from bottom to top like it does on facebook, I think its fake
http://failbook.com/2010/01/05/funny-facebook-its-complicated/
Gosh, you reallly come to hate the ignorants in today’s society.
I love how you wrote that with 3 L’s in “really” and misspelled “ignorance”.
I’ve seen this, too. And it’s from August? Please don’t post old quotes which anyone else did before.
Wait, if she does procreate…based on the sex of the child (and her logic), she could end up being the mommy OR the daddy…
What if she has fraternal twins, a boy and a girl? Then she’ll be both!
Ankle
Untie
LMAO!
no, just … no. Cant believe it
Maybe the part that’s hidden is Jenn- DERBENDER.
I love you.
me too!
I have ass burgers! Oh, and re-post
*le sigh*
Actually, the meaning behind this is from an old southern
tradition where if it’s a boy you’d say “I’m an uncle.” regardless if you are male or female. If it was a girl both genders would say “I’m an aunt.”
Re-posts shouldn’t be allowed. This chick is beyond stupid and really shouldn’t be allowed to breathe, let alone waste space.
The one of this posted before didn’t include the post where she says she’ll be an uncle.
http://failbook.com/2010/01/05/funny-facebook-its-complicated/
Fake anyway. The posts on facebook goes upwards.
Not on my page…
I guess tomorrow he/she is going to find out what sex she is? Like OMG, I’m an Uncle! No wait, I’m an aunt! Awww… booo.
you guys already posted this a while back -.-”
1. Yes, this was posted before.
2. Yes, this was a joke. Obviously I’m not that dumb.
3. I am not 12.
Just clearing that up.
stupid.. that was fake! That’s a really old joke!
it’s probably jenn bieber the real name of jb..?
doesnt those most recent go towards the top? why is the post from the 24th on top?
Oh God. For a second, I thought that was me since my name is Jenn and my best friend’s name is Debbie.
Ethel Mertz said a similar line on “I Love Lucy” in the ep where Lucy announces her pregnancy. “I wonder whether it’s going to be a boy or a girl. I can’t wait to see if I’m going to be an aunt or an uncle!” It’s just being silly.
My faith in humanity was already dead. This girl just pissed on its grave.
This girl is stupid beyond words in the English language. I’m going to have to resort to Siccaraxic or Klingon.
1. Repost.
2. That Southern “joke” is lame.
For the sake of the species, one can only hope this woman never becomes a mother or a father…
Bahahahaha thats definetly a blonde=)
And if they were twins? One of each gender??
She would have a real identity crisis…
Man, same post, same girl, same responses.
Makes me sad to see a repeat.
The more I read it, the more I think it is a joke. I think it was one some tv show anyway.
Just imagine when she is pregnant herself… I wonder if she will be a Mom or Dad…
lol =)
Stoopid.
Already posted before!
One of my favourite things to do is come on here and decide who doesn’t get to breed.
This is from a FRIENDS episode when Joey says the same thing. So all of you making girl jokes—-bahaha.
FaceBook Fail fail – this isn’t a fail. All of you who don’t get it, also fail.
This is a common joke. The girl isn’t stupid; she’s having fun. I’m glad that at least a few people here recognized that.
yup… and those are real americans…. Damn I hate to work for them :s
OMG I want people like this on my fb too!
what i like is that the names of the couple are ben and sal… wtf..
The sad fact is that yes it was a joke made on several popular shows in the USA. The second sad fact is that given the downward trend of the average level of intelligence in this country it is far more likely that she saw an episode of one of those shows and assumed it to be fact rather than recognizing it as the very obvious joke that it is. IMO her follow-up post further solidifies this belief lol
oh nooooooo.
ahahahahhaha
Look at the dates lol Total fake
My uncle said that to my parents before I was born – 25 years ago!
Wow you guys are stupid. The post inquiring the gender (posted Aug. 24) predates the second status which announces that the child will be a boy (Aug. 25).
She found out she was gonna be an uncle on my birthday!! xDDD
*facepalm*
Shut up you all. Jenn promised that she would get a sex change surgery if she would get a nephew, not if it was a niece.
Good thing she isnt having a boy….then she would be a daddy!
The first known occasion of this mistake is by Kelly Tripucka, an NBA player, to his coach.
Sorry, didn’t see the earlier examples. Kelly’s not the first, but his name and permed mullet gets him honorable mention.
Facepalm… just facepalm.
oh my god.. There is something wrong with today’s people
lol “I’m going to be an uncle!”
your all stupid, this is funny s**t i dont care who you are lmao
I.. can not.. stop laughing.. Wowwww.
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