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Should I be glad I have never read the Twilight books and have never seen the films? =D
Yes.
Yes.
But no one cares.
well you care enough to comment…
WIN
WIN WIN
WIN WIN WIN (Yes I know it’s been like a month since the last reply)
Shmelly undersocks!! …polynomial.
I know I am…
OMG you are so lucky, don’t defile your mind with that load of crap, my IQ was cut in half after watching it… although i might find Edward, and Jacob more interesting (I am Gay after all).
So, I must ask, did watching/reading those movies/books make you gay, or where you gay from the start?
Well, by start, I mean before interacting with Twilight, but…
Very much so.
Only ever worth the time if you watch the movies with Rifftrax. Then its awesome!! go to Rifftrax.com. Brought to you by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys.
LOLOL we just did a MST3K party just this saturday lol it was fuuuuuunn…………….
NO! watch it, better yet, read the books! they are the best books EVER! haha so you see i am the twi-sessed, robsessed teenager who contradicts all the people on this site.
Including yourself. The best books EVER? Pshaw. If you actually had a vocabulary like a 14 year old should have (aka great) then you would realise what a load of unimpressive twaddle that ‘literature’ really is. I’m praying for your salvation, darling.
You disgust me, you wretched parasite.
Naw, the books are kick ass, the movies not so much, But they certainly don’t beat Underworld.. Or for that matter, Evernight. ^^ But it’s all about your taste, don’t hate something cause someone else hates something, like what you like and ignore the idiots
nice
very nice
I think I am also glad I never read or watched Twilight. I’m relieved to see that Edward and Jacob are finally ‘out’. It might give Twilight fans the strength to also come out of the closet.
haha this made my day! thanks
A sparkly metrosexual vamp and a cub who rolls with a clan of half-naked man-beasts…
This comes as no surprise to anyone but Twilight fans.
gay guys tend to be hot
I watch it for the LULZ. It’s so bad, it HAS to be a joke, right?
*pats on the back* it’ll be alright
Who are these people? ;o
It’s Harry Potter all over again, but without that pesky “being entertained” issue.
Don’t even try to compare Twilight and Harry Potter. Harry Potter has a plot Twilight does not. End of story.
I knew it!!
Twilight IS gay!!
Awwwwwww! It’s cute when slash fic gets noticed by the mainstream.
Cute? More like terrible (or disgusting.)
Wtf are you on to make this seem even remotely cute?
All i saw was gay plus girl, gay plus girl, gay plus gay….it was a natural progression surely?
Reverse that and you have the right order. Unless you count the one guy kissing the other a girl and a gay. I would really second that.
LULZ = instafail. This is like admitting that you actually say “EL-OH-EL!!!” or “LULL!!” when laughing in real life.
Shut up troll.
Burn.
super burn. Obvious troll is obvious.
The other fail is being over 15 and thinking that Twighlight is being freakin’ marketed to you. And then still having nothing to do better than rag on it.
Twilight. T-W-I-L-I-G-H-T. Please learn how to spell, especially proper words. And it IS being marketed towards teenagers retard! Thats their biggest age group. We have nothing better to do than surf the internet. This Twilight crap just happened to be on a website where most people thinks it sucked. Otherwise, if your logic were correct, you wouldn’t have anything better to do than defend it.
Zach, you can’t read with understanding, right? Or you like to spend days calling others names that may actually relate to you, eh? So she did not spell it right, but are you better, r-e-t-a-r-d?
Oh bawww. T-H-E-G-A-M-E
“Please learn how to spell, especially proper words.”
This sentence is hilarious and puzzling at the same time. Are there “improper words”? Are you suggesting the word “twilight” is somehow proper? Did you mean proper nouns?
What if we are 15? What if we can spell Twilight?
I find it funny that you think that people who write a negative comment- that probably took seconds to type- have no life and spend their time writing negative comments, but you writing a negative comment about negative comments is totally different.
Also there are many things which are aimed at teenagers but an older audience member can appreciate, just because someone is older doesn’t m ean their opinion is not valid or that they are not able to watch/read something.
Oh noes I lost the game
HAHAHAHA
*signs up right away*
can’t find it
Wow.
I’d watch that one.
I would definitely watch that one!
We should watch it together.
*makes popcorn*
Somebody get rid of this spam crap, please.
Done and done!
Thanks for the alert and sorry we missed it.
a failbooker!!1 omg hi!!
Hello aussie! How’s the life over on that side of the world?
the twilight series was described as “crap’ by my friends. and a little info revealed that it was in fact crap. lame vampire misinterpretations
This joke is REALLY getting old now. Thanks for the almost-duplicate post, Failbook.
But, man… gay vampires… how funny is that?
Very. Especially since it is true.
any day now they will come out of the closet, it is as obvious as Ricky Martin being gay, no guy can look that “cute” and not be gay, just ask Justin Beiber XD, anyways this is indeed for teens, fat ugly girls who can’t have a decent guy because of their overweight
Learn to speak English, but I do agree with you on the fat chicks.
Please. Fat chicks have better taste. These fairy-boys are for skinny emo beeyotches who fantasize about having pretty, semi-magical babies with them.
You’re completely missing the point. He’s saying that fat chicks cannot get any guys because they are fat. I doubt anyone cares what kind of guys fat chicks like.
Physical apperance isn’t the only thing that can be ugly.
Please try to be less ugly? Thanks.
Sounds great to me. It would get rid of that ugly, talentless, bag of $hit Kristen Stewart.
Am I the only one who read this as
“Jacob and Edward screw Bella?”
As in, you know, ‘dinner parties’?
*winkwinknudgenudge failbookentryofgirlclaimingtobequeenofdpref*
I am guessing that she might be smarter then that. Plus, those homos probably would turn her down.
no such groups on fb … sad to make up groups to make us laugh :/
I will make it right now, after I make it I’ll put up the link.
This should have a [WIN] in the title.
Slashers! Slashers everywhere! (*yay*)
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Or maybe a lot of people just really dislike Bella.
Bella would be perfect in a slasher movie… I can see the gore now…
That’d be a slasher flick I’d actually watch.
maybe this way it would actually be a less stupid story?
TITLE OF FAIL, FAIL!
Admitting you would watch 2 vampires going at it. FAILURE!!!!!
Jacob is not a vampire. I haven’t even read the second book and I know that one.
But you’ve still read one of them.
I am unable to find this Facebook article/item/public figure. Could it be a fake?
strongly dislike this :l ↑
team Edward ♥
and actually more people like this group…
Name: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan
Type: Public Figure
Fans: 218,339 people like this.
look it up
Team Anti-Twilight all the way!!!
anyone else wants to kill stephanie meyer for giving vampires an emo whiny attitude, i know i would, but that’s old news i guess, yes it seems shopped, but the point is only to make fun of the obvious, robert and whatever the other guy’s name being gay, i mean seriously…damn! I cried when groups started to rise, like the twimoms, or team jacob, or team edward or whatever…how about team good literature?
What you need, (instead of good literature) is good grammar.
I know I shouldn’t like this, but…
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LOL please someone post the link
You do realize that there are several Edward and Bella pages with way more than the Edward and Jacob one?
K.. good to know you all do your homework here.