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Win!
I think the time has come to change the color of my hair
I agree, it’s hard being smart and blonde.
Neither of you change your hair color! You should both keep it to show others, not all blonds are ditsy and clueless. (I am not a blond, but I do find it funny when one tells off a guy/girl that assumed they were speaking to a stereotyped blond)
No matter how smart you are, as a blonde, if you say a single wrong thing it’s because you’re blonde. There’s no escaping it.
Then don’t make any mistakes.
Jeez… Is perfection really too much to ask for?
Yes…
Artifial intelligence?
Nice!
Awesome!
It does make sense but the joke is hardly funny so …
FAIL x)
AGREED! This is not a fail, its just a bad joke.
um…you’re both missing the point. the joke isn’t the fail here, it’s the retard that doesn’t understand it.
The joke is a fail too ,because they used “lake” instead of a “river”, which would have made more sense.
Lakes can have sides too…
the reason its funny is because the chick that doesn’t get it is a blonde
It really sucks when you have to explain where the joke is… >.<
They are probably blonde too.
Epic!
fail!
I (a blonde) just showed this to several non-blonde friends and not one of them got the joke. They all agreed with redacted pink blonde.
WIN
So then maybe the joke says less about blondes and more about women, in general.
not really. how do you know Alison’s friends were female? You sexist tw@!!!
I’ll need your man card “dave gomez”.
And I need your getting laid card ‘politricks’
And I need your troll card, “Teatime of Death”
aaand I’ll need your card-checker’s card, ‘Raynsideways’
And i want your bandwagon card, “fhqwhgads”
did he died?
and i will need ur combo breaker card, ‘loopfish’
might have…..
and i need ur dead card .loopfish. Congratz ,you are inmortal now
And I’ll need your spelling card leo.
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
Oh, and I don”t know how you don’t get this joke…
come on, fhqwhgads
hmm, all the friends were male. Also, “Alison” is a female name.
Then I think you need smarter friends.
Regardless of their hair colour.
And thank you for clarifying your gender. The last 17 Alisons with whom I spoke have all been male, so I was naturally confused.
lol this was funnier than the original fail.
No, it’s a gender-neutral name, as in”Drew Alison Carey.”
nah.. thats just a man with a woman’s middle name.
LOL thats great
Win
ITS CALLED BLONDE JOKE
I get it, but the joke itself isn’t really all that funny. >_>
its not supposed to be about the joke! its what the blonde responded thats so perfectly hillarious, WIN.
I’ve heard some terrible blonde jokes in my time and that one was probably the worst so I can’t really hate on the blonde here for not getting it. More a fail on the original poster for telling such a terrible joke!!
whether or not the joke is funny has nothing to do with whether the blonde should be able to comprehend it.
One of my favorite blonde jokes!
epic
very funny, reminds me about the secret sauce at McDonalds being seman.. ROFL!!!
at mcServed.com
* SEMEN
I am a blonde and I get the whole stupid blonde thing, I just hate those jokes because they’re terrible quality.
I think you meant ‘they’re of terrible quality’.
But then again, you’re a blond;s**t happens….
Your writing is hardly up to snuff, non-blonde Wax.
Lol, I posted this, and to be honest, I agree with the joke not being good quality and way over told… but that only makes it that much funnier that she didn’t get it. Also, she never posted after that initial comment so no one got the chance to explain it. XD Anyway. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on my wall to date. (I’m also a blonde, for the record)
my god makes me want to dye my hair black even more
I am a blonde and actually very smart. I dyed my hair black as a social experiment in college. Whenever I said anything intelligent as a blonde I’d get weird looks and comments like “uhhhh I’m gonna have to look that up.” Amazingly enough once my hair was black and I said things that were smart the looks were of amazement and the comments were usually “Oh wow, really? That’s interesting!”
Well, i think of that as BRAGGING. i do have a friend who is a blonde and shes smart….BUT I DONT BRAG ABOUT IT
Well, I don’t necessarily think she’s bragging, seems more like she’s just trying to make a point. Also, I don’t even see why you’d want to brag on you’re friend’s behalf, that’d be even more stupider than you’re friend herself bragging bout it…….but, I’m just saying.
I’m pretty sure young adults don’t say “Oh wow, really? That’s interesting!” or any of your examples.
My hair has been every color there is. I refuse to go blonde anymore because people treat you like you’re stupid. Even people that I already knew before the hair-dying gave me crap, except that they didn’t think I was actually stupid. They just liked to take the opportunity to harass me.
FWIW, I’m a natural brunette.
no, you’re right. young adults try really hard to sound much more stupid than that.
People will say I’m wrong to my face and look up facts, and then act as if I was still somehow bulls**tting them when they find out I’m correct. I was born blonde, and I’m not changing. Not to get too serious, but how is it not prejudice? My hair is part of my ethnicity. Also, I don’t see too many blond men making the same complaint.
Ha ha…. Brunette win
How do we know that this is a blond and not someone else since the picture is covered up?
I don’t get it.
Are you blonde by any chance?
*facepalm*
LOL dosent
It would be more fun if it was;
“How do I get to the other said?”
“You are on the other side”
I thinks u r all blonde
What, I don’t understand this one? :S
LOL at the post, but an even bigger LOL at all of the comments…
That joke doesn’t make any sense.
I’m assuming the “blonde” in question was talking to her reflection, which, of course, can’t talk back.
Lame.
Unbelievable…
you blonde too?
Are your parents related to each other? Other than through marriage, that is.
masterpiece
Haha. I told the exact same joke on my bus and the only person who didn’t get it was a blonde.
You did not tell a joke to everyone of your bus. You are a lying little c**kmuncher!!
I Don’t Get It. And I’m Not A Blonde..
Is it because you put a capital letter at the beginning of each word?
Too bad the joke doesn’t have enough context to be correct.
Blonde on north side of lake named N.
Blonde on south side of lake named S.
If N and S both started on opposite sides of the lake or came from opposite directions, then both of their statements are correct. N asked about the “other side” and from S’s perspective N is on the “other side”. It is implied in N’s question that she means S’s side, however a more correct question would have been “How did you get to that (or your) side?”
If both were originally on the same side, then the question makes more sense as it is more clear which side N is referring to.
The joke could also be about N not knowing how to cross a lake, however it could be that she knew to use a boat, but was asking where to find one (implied), she was unable to swim, and/or the lake was too deep to ford, and/or the lake was too large to be walked around. Some lakes are so large it isn’t immediately obvious that they have an end and could instead be rivers.
Ok so that last paragraph wasn’t very clear, but you get the point.
FAIL all around here. I don’t think it’s fair to tell a bad joke, then laugh when someone doesn’t get it. I was waiting for the funny part of the joke, as well as the funny part of the fail.
Anyway, how do you get a blonde to laugh on Friday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
I see what you did there…
I see what you did too. Called a decent joke a bad joke and then told a bad joke. Regardless, not finding a joke funny and actually failing to comprehend it are two different things, the second has nothing to do with whether it’s a funny joke.
being blond is enough =P
Oh, the irony.
thats funny it makes sense.my cousin is not blonde but she’d probs say that
I know this is random, but I just realized I don’t know any blonde adult men personally. WHERE ARE THEY?
I am a brunette, and i did not get this at first.
do i have to dye my hair now ?
yes mikayla, thats what this ridiculously long conversation dialogue thingy is saying. i guess.