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Holy s**t how big is her vag that she can’t just reach in with fingers and pull it out?
Maybe it is a baby-carrot?
HUR HER DURR Isn’t my joke funny guys?? Man I should be a comedian!! Bunny Rabbit!!!! CLASSIC!
It was slightly funny until you made that self-congratulatory post, now it’s completely unfunny.
Well done. I’d leave the Comedy to the experts from now on and try not be so easily self-impressed.
Err… that’s not the Blake from the post. That was a troll. Learn the difference.
It’s either a troll or a prat
*facepalm* Grammar Nazi is a noob.
Don’t you mean small?
Fake. I’ve seen this one on Yahoo Answers Fail…
Perhaps more than one silly lady has done this?
Perhaps stupid enough to believe anyone had done this?
Does it being fake make any difference to how funny it is?
If its a joke laugh, If not Laugh anyway!
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
I advise the bunny rabbit solution.
dude no,,,
I’ll help Ashley get it out if she needs it.
And perhaps fall in after it? Hey at least you’ll have something to eat wile searching for the way out.
reminds me of alice and the rabbit hole, i wonder if shes late? for a very important date?
WOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!! I didn’t think anyone could turn Alice In Wonderland into a dirty joke. You have succeeded. Good job
Except now, whenever someone talks about Alice in Wonderland I’ll crack up….and they will look at me like I’m some crazy idiot…and it will be all your fault!!! lol jk
“Help me find my truck keys and we will drive outta here.”
Yeah, I’ll help eat it out for her.
Ummm, maybe Failbook doesn’t know that things don’t just FALL out…has any of the staff every had sex?
Nope. Being a virgin is one of the requirements for the job.
I thought I had sex once, but then I found out that you don’t have sex with holes in walls.
Now THAT made me laugh! Good job Failbook! LOL
That was a good one!!
ROFL!!!!!!
Fake and gay
What? Your man-b00bs? Agreed.
Thats what she said.
I watched an episode of 1,000 Ways To Die about a woman masturbating with a carrot, She peeled the carrot first which cause a jagged edge or something and it actually cut the inside of her, then with all the pumping/thrusting or the carrot, it pushed air into her blood stream, which traveled to her heart and killed her! I’d sure hate to found dead with a carrot in my vag! Carrots can kill.
OMG, insane! It would be really funny if it wasn’t so sad!
holy balls. all im gonna say.
haha yeah I saw that one too I think.
That is exactly what I thought when I saw this and I had to see of anyone commented about it. Carrots are serious business, don’t go poking them into places they don’t belong.
haha! =) that`s the funniest fb fail ever ^^ maybe, not, still laughing anyways =)
I once dated a woman that was an x-ray technician and she found a 2 month old egg salad sandwich under a woman’s breast. No joke.
just sharing. have a nice day now.
Now *that* is funny!
1000 Ways to Die is all fake. I think they just sit around trying to come up with stuff that will make people go “No waaaaaaay!”
If you’re gunna post bulls**t, post a link to prove it
this is gross and wanted to share, in highschool a girl was rushed to the hospital for not being able to remove a hotdog, yes in school, see where your kids lunch money goes? she was also known for candles, bars of soap, other foods, moms toys anything and everything she kinda created a lil nickname for herself and she was proud
And I married that gal!
So… What was the nickname?
I think every high school has had “The Hot dog girl” story go around. Mine did back in the early 90′s.
other variations are Barbies, various vegetables, pens, etc.
Urban legend fail.
the hotdog story is true. i helped a girl get away with , you know, using it. but it didn’t get stuck. she ATE it afterwards. just saying
This. ^
Of course, someone that puts Jesus Christ as his name likes this, now THAT is a fail.
Maybe it’s really Him. That’ll wipe the smile off your face…
What the original is two minutes old and the last comment is 5 seconds old… It is clearly fake… Lame
Or the final commenter is the person who submitted it…
MYSTERIOUS MYSTERIES!
this is pretty fake.
Blake is my hero.
Blake is alone in that sentiment
Blake can go eat a bowl of d**ks.
Or a carrot….
my answer: same way you got it in
I’ll vote for you.
I dated a girl that lost an 8 ball inside her….. i won’t mention how it got there.
Maybe someone hacked into her facebook. My friends and I do it all the time with each others iPhones!
A salute to Chuck Palahniuk’s “invisible carrot,” perhaps?
Maybe she should start jumping around naked. Gravity will do the rest.
Find a bunny rabbit, lol epic!
Alyssa’s mother died that way
veg in vag???
I went to school with someone that got a hot dog stuck in them. Funniest part about it was when she had to go to her preacher dad and her mom and had to go to the doctor to have it removed!
Its more difficult when the carrot is in your butt…
Hahaha its funny how a story of a carrot in Vag goes all way to alice and wonderland =]………
i will do it im a bunny!!
Eh… What’s up there, Doc?
I saw this at 1000 worst ways to die… so i don’t think this post was for real.
Bro, how different is it to guys wacking off? I mean really, chicks have needs too!! Some dont think before the act which this broad prooves, but geez, dont need to be so frigging narrow minded!!
Bugs took a wrong turn at Albequerque
1000 ways to die ftw
If she had a rabbit she wouldn’t need the carrot……