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Sounds like a fun party!
I think it’s the “ooooOOOooooOOO” in “so” that really makes the joke here. She may still be ‘cleaning’ it.
wow… cleaning a g-spot and waiting for girls to come back with supplies from walmart! What do they sell there!!?? (besides guns and ammo)
Do they sell funny there?
I have no idea… I would love to roam the isles of a Wallmart… I do not judge just by what I hear and read on TV, so the comment above was very tongue-in-cheek, but if I can just have a glimpse of one of those elusive creatures of the “people of Wallmart” website, it would be such a treat! I think that could be an attraction to the States as “English” is to China.
A-I-S-L-E-S
W-A-L-M-A-R-T
Spelling fail.
WELL DONE on pointing out the obvious flaws in my post as an English 2nd language student. PLEASE, carry on and find as many as you possibly can.
win
E-N-G-R-I-S-H
E-N-G-R-I-S-H FTW
No. Try somewhere else. And try hard, because you’re not funny either.
Do you all really think you’re better then walmart? Its a place to get everything thats overpriced at other places -food- CHEAP. What’s wrong with that? No one is any better then anyone else…
Walmart is a person?
i believe so lol
sounds make sense
Better THAN. It’s a comparison.
THEN is a reference to time.
And for lallie: I don’t discriminate. I find laziness with spelling and grammar appalling regardless of who the party is. Please, carry on with whatever you were doing.
Same here. And English isn’t even my native language. Heck, I spell better than most native speakers I encounter on the Internet, mainly because I actually put some effort into it.
Don’t make excuses for your bad spelling. If you made a mistake and someone pointed out how to spell it correctly, try to remember it next time, thus improving your English.
HOLY CRAP! I got the name of a store wrong and one “a” in a word. It’s not like I spat out a sonnet in lolcats language people! GET A LIFE!!! I did thank him for teaching me the right spelling, so get over it.
Fick dich, Lallie. Ich hoffe, dass du bald stirbst.
Vielen Dank, Cliff. Werde ich Sie einladen, meine Beerdigung
Doesn’t make it less annoying. A single letter changes the meaning. Aisle compared to isle in this instance.
Aisle = a long narrow passage.
Isle = a small island.
A single letter makes a large land mass worth of difference.
(I personally think that spelling nazis should focus more on the “I r gon pwn nubs… plz b srs. I <3 my farts.")
sonnet in lolcats…hahaha
Frankly, as someone who is not native English speaker I would not recognize that you weren’t one. Don’t get disgusted by those who think they ate all the wisdom in the world. I think your English is better than 90% of native speakers especially US ones. Maybe that should have hinted me that you weren’t a native English …
Much appreciated sir… Thank you!
Agreed. I mean, you spelled out “you”, and everything. That alone makes you smarter than 95% of American high school seniors.
Thanks. I think I’ll write this down somewhere, it’s worth it.
yeah but you also made up some lame excuse about being esl.
if your english is good enough to write out such stupid teenage sarcastic replies since your post – you should know how to spell aisle. or at least be able to properly copy the spelling of the store name from the original post.
And you should know how to use capital letters. And commas. Oh, but English is your first (only) language, isn’t it? Sad.
Thank you Jen and exactly! Your name says it all “noexcuses”. What is the saying about people living in glass houses?
If I had to count the amount of times I see people who have English as their ONLY language, make the elementary mistakes of: their / there / they’re, I would STILL be counting.
Last but not least when you write the word English, it should be in capital letters.
Considering most Americans are so lazy that they expect the entire world to speak English anywhere they go, you all should really STFU about non-native’s spelling and grammar. Yes, a non-native can become fluent in another language but you don’t start out that way.
Oh, but I guess all of you who have learned a foreign language had perfect spelling and grammar in that language from the very beginning, right?
I agree with FallacyMan. I thought you typed very well and used proper grammar. A couple spelling mistakes like that are no big deal and can easily be overlooked. What is your native tongue anyway? It looks like Deutche (forgive me if I spelt it wrong. I’m just trying to say it as I remember it.. I think Germans speak it..) or something similar.. In all honesty you type better than 99% of the people I see that DO speak English as a first tongue. I had to explain the difference between “role” and “roll” to one of my College classmates..
*facepalm* to the “role” and “roll” bit.
Could you at least try to spell a whole paragraph right?
Nearly every comment you’ve left has 1 mistake minimum
“Wallmart” >Walmart
“Isle” > Aisle
“mam” > Ma’am or madame
thank you and good day
What’s wrong with forcing local shops out of business by undercutting their prices, then raising the prices once you’ve got a monopoly? What’s wrong with paying your employees less than a living wage, preventing them from unionising, and expecting them to go on public assistance for their healthcare because you refuse to provide it?
They pay above minimum wage.
The prices are usually low and they don’t have a monopoly, nor is that their aim.
Wal-mart does provide health care. You have to work a certain amount of time to get it, but that’s most places.
Small businesses can still function without hiking the prices beyond affordability.
The way they treat their employees is appalling. Their jobs are hell.
-Former tortured employee that still shops there.
Yeah. Walmart discriminates against women and pays them less then male employees (never mind seniority) . Walmart doesn’t allow unions and will shut the store down if one attempts to form. Most, if not all, of their products are manufactured in China, so they only American-ness about Walmart is that they have stores here. Also, five out of the ten richest people in America are from the Walton family–the ones who put the (Wal in Walmart). So, hating Walmart is understandable.
I’m better than you, because I know the difference between “Then” and “Than.” Or maybe I know the difference between “Then” and “Than” because I’m better than you. Either way, you’re wrong.
I didn’t know walmart was a person :/
You guys are seriously gunna sit at your computer screens and debate Walmart?
Walk away people, walk away.
I find it funny/interesting that the iPhone won’t type the word “gspot” without trying to auto-correct it to “happy” since apparently that’s the nearest dictionary word to “gspot” with respect to the positions of keys on the keyboard. I don’t know what’s more strange: the obvious pun (gspot=happy), or that at one time this person meant to type “gspot” on their iPhone and had bypassed the autocorrect, thereby basically adding it to the phone’s dictionary. Of course there’s the third option: staged post. Not likely here though…
Seriously? gspot = happy on iphones? Nice!
How do i post a comment here? anyone, pls help!!,,..
I feel sorry for poor Cinderella, left at home to clean her dirty, dirty gspot while her stepsisters plunder Walmart for “supplies,” by which we mean AA batteries.
actually its a club here in myrtle beach lol
Dum dum sum num dum duhdahdum dum mum humfum lumchichum num dum lum run tum um teh tum tum tummmmmmmmm boom chss buhboom chs meow meow meow meow MEOW………. Keybode kat fo the lolz
Sorry to ruin the joke… but the OP is likely referring to this: http://img204.imageshack.us/i/img2370db0.jpg/
It’s common to forget about something while dealing with a bong of this caliber. Don’t forget to bring a towel.
So……*this* is a “gspot”???
Leave Lallie ALOONE! :’(
lol!
I think the real fail here is that she needs to beg for forgiveness publicly for not having dinner on the table by the time he walks in. I didn’t realize we were living in the 1950s.
I think the implication is that they had dinner plans. I would be apologetic too, if I had told someone I would make them dinner and hadn’t even started making it when they showed up. And TRUST me, I’m not a 1950s kinda girl.
What I haven’t been able to figure out is what she meant to say instead of “gspot”
I’m pretty sure she meant to type “grout”. That’s the best I can come up with, anyway.
what exactly is she referring to? it can’t be what i think…
I don’t understand why she put that message on Facebook instead of directly speaking to the person that just knocked on the door? What was the point apart from being an attention whore? Did Facebook and all of her friends needed to know? Or maybe did she hide somewhere, afraid of having the crap beaten out of her?
She might also be referring to a program in linux called Gspot – a photo organizer/viewer if im not mistaken.
So basicly she might be saying that shes cleaning out and organizing photos.
I’m 10 yers old!1!!!!1!one1!
gaspot?
There are strip clubs called “G-Spot”. We have one here in Portland. I think that’s what she meant, because she said the “other girls” were picking up supplies.
Nice Walmart grammar war up there. I’m sure you’re all proud of yourselves.
I’m pretty sure she’s talking about a GSpot bong.
A G spot is a model of mountain bike made by Cove. http://www.covebike.com/bikes/gspot.html So she was just cleaning her bike.
OMFG you all win… who cares? Jeez, to think you might actually laugh instead of being offended by something funny… I laughed… until I scrolled down.