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Capitalization Or Quotes Are Very Helpful


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  1. CamronJK says:

    Knowing there will be a bunch of comments wondering… “OFF” is a brand of bug spray.

  2. Michelle says:

    Excellent!!

  3. Lintu says:

    the last comment ruined it for me…

  4. Von Penguin says:

    lol. oh thats great.

  5. Kyril says:

    It doesn’t matter. Either way it f**king hilarious.

  6. Herb says:

    Classic!

  7. MsBuzzKillington says:

    This one was pretty great.

  8. Thedeathbane says:

    …OMG i finally got it! roflmao. should have capitalized the OFF lol

  9. Tccc says:

    funny – but I don’t think I’d be keyboarding on facebook if I had OFF in my eye…the scenario where one would be facebooking and spraying bug spray – it makes me tired.

  10. Mortis says:

    See? Not fake and HILARIOUS!!!!

  11. Zane Dietz says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *turns spanish for a sec* JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA *changes back* HA!

  12. GoodMorningHide says:

    My bf’s gotten off in my eye before too. It hurts, not funny =(

  13. Summer says:

    LOL!
    btw did anyone notice the names are blured out, yet on the last post it says the op’s name is zach? (:

  14. Coral says:

    “Capitalization Or Quotes Are Very Helpful”

    Really? You think it would be better if it said this?

    f**k i just got “off” in my eye

  15. Brad says:

    Holy shart! I laughed so hard at this! “Got off”… Dayumn. “Bug Spray”… Pfft, and I broke out laughing xD

  16. aphexZero says:

    oh wow, that hurts!

  17. Tracy says:

    Epic.

  18. Axolotl says:

    Capitalization is the difference between “I helped my uncle Jack off a horse” and “I helped my uncle jack off a horse.”

    • SallyStruthers85 says:

      even with the proper name, it sounds funny

      • I agree says:

        That’s what I was thinking. I read the correct one and thought it was the wrong one because I wasn’t reading very carefully, so it sounds funny either way. :)

  19. Tccc says:

    I don’t know, the 1st “I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse” could mean they dispatched the horse …Saying “I just got bug spray in my eye” would have been better so the not win is the fact they said “off” knowing full well it would be taken to the gutter. Personally I would have said “I just got OFF! in my eye” italics would be helpful for the off if one couldn’t cut and paste the actual logo 8D

  20. Tccc says:

    I don’t know, the 1st “I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse” could mean they dispatched the horse …Saying “I just got bug spray in my eye” would have been better so the not win is the fact they said “off” knowing full well it would be taken to the gutter. Personally I would have said “I just got OFF! in my eye” italics would be helpful for the off if one couldn’t cut and paste the actual logo but it still would be a wordplay

  21. mysubutribe says:

    LOL…it causes infection…Jenna Jameson said so…

  22. Tomas says:

    The original statuser was probably overly vague on purpose just to get a rise outta his friends. Still was a funny Failbook.

  23. elysia says:

    OMFG I LAUGHED SO HARD I FEL OFF MY CHAIR AND STARTED TEARING UP!!

  24. kit says:

    dude i literally cried from laughing when i read this

  25. jefff says:

    hahaha zach!!!! wow this is soooo him!

  26. Arbie says:

    I’m with everybody else. I laughed so hard I got dizzy and dang near fainted.

  27. Jerry says:

    Not on facebook, zach. And for that matter, not on your face, either.


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