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  1. Pontus says:

    haha.. nice..

  2. Vantious says:

    Well, She Proberly meant they bonded very well.

  3. Krellyan says:

    Kinky.

  4. BellatrixFan says:

    This disturbs me. I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see this.

  5. trustworthy guy says:

    clearly an adaptation of the word “bonding”

  6. Von Penguin says:

    Oh Yeah a little sister sister bondage thats what Im talking about.

  7. John says:

    Oh, the French.

  8. Hugh Jorgan says:

    WTF? No one wrote “fake” in the comments section? I’m really disappointed with all the jaded failbook fans.

  9. elementalcobalt says:

    He just said I went “bonding with my sister”. But he doesn’t speak french well, so he tried to make up the french word for bonding and came up with bondage. People who can’t speak a language well yet try to create the word by saying something that sounds like it, which is how engrish was born.

    • E says:

      Or just added ‘-age’ to the word, not to make it French but just because.

      • Bear says:

        Kinda like a “homing missile” becomes a “homage missile” :) Oooh, that must have been what Saddam had all along – french homage missiles…

        • CX316 says:

          The whole iraq war was a homage to the french? I guess that explains rapidly rolling over and surrendering before changing their mind and starting a resistance…

  10. ABCDEFG says:

    Hahahaha, I know this girl :L
    This wasn’t fake it was a genuine thing! LOL

  11. duckandcover says:

    Sounds like another case of the “-age.”

    “Yo, I was playing video games all day. Hella nerdage up in there.”
    “Gonna get my eatage on.”
    “Yeah, it’s been a tough weekend. Gonna get my WoWage on.”

  12. Heather says:

    I wonder what it means that it took me so long to understand what else she could POSSIBLY mean. When I did figure it out, I actually LOL’ed. Considering I’ve done the -age to the ends of words, I should have got it faster. But man, I’ve never screwed up THAT wonderfully XD

  13. ;) says:

    It’s not fake i know the person :L:L

  14. wooohi says:

    is that becca?!

  15. Mark E. DeSade says:

    *salutes*

    General Bondage

  16. Mary says:

    WTF is avec????

  17. hi says:

    what the hell is bondage

  18. DoubleFail says:

    Why would it be fake?? People really are that “silly.”

  19. rahowa says:

    If u don’t want her , I’ll do the bondage thing with your sister

  20. hot4sibling says:

    anyone else as turned on as i am?

  21. pix says:

    mmm bondage

  22. Mortan says:

    Bonding it’s almost the same as bondage.
    Just a little more painful in the holiday season and less the rest of the year.

  23. Jeff says:

    There’s a difference between “bonding” and “bondage”.

  24. Nicole says:

    bonding

  25. That guy says:

    I wouldn’t mind some general bondage with my sister. Giggity.

  26. Eir says:

    …I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks so~

  27. Zan says:

    For a second I thought they were talking about someone called General Bondage. The double-take cleared that up.


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