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maybe it’s my own fault for going between both failbook and lamebook, but i’m really starting to hate the repetition…
Then don’t go between them then. Sheesh.
Failbook and Lamebook should merge to form FailLamebook.
Flamebook?
Faimebook, maybe?
I like yours better.
lail-book?
That’s the last name of a dude I know. Then again, turning him into Lail-book would probably show off what he’s like pretty well.
Fail….
B. Correction: Epic fail…
FLAILBOOK.
Eeeehhhhh1!!!
Flailbook™. ©
Meh.
DO NOT… I REPEAT DO NOT go on that website!
why what is it?
it’s like google maps, but catered to senior citizens~
It works! Thanks, someone!
lolguy! no!!!
+5 internetz
i am scarred!!!!!!!! my eyes are burning… and if IT ever finds out i went there HOLY S**T!
omfg I realy wish I hadn’t looked it up…now I’ll have that image stuck in my mind all night long XP
omg i did exactly the same thing- its gross!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHHH! EYES!!!! BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am under 15 and SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!! *shivers* how could I be corrupted at such a young age?!?!?!?!!?!!? *screams* lemonparty.org. . . . lemonparty.org. . . .
oh dear lord, I know I should have known better but I had to look up the site out of curiousity… BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Don’t click on the associated sites, either! MAN! I knew better… but it was like a horrific crash where you just can’t navigate away.
*shuddering* *rocking in fetal position*
You all are joking, right? You’ve NEVER heard of Lemon Party?
don’t worry, if you get shocked by something while a kid, in a few years you won’t care anymore
so at most, scarred for a couple years
OMG ME TOO!!! I AM UNDER 15 and I WENT TO THE SITE :S
So am I, and I looked it up on UrbanDicitonary instead of going to the actual website, so I wouldn’t have to bleach my eyes.
You’ll be fine, dude. I’m 16 now and I first saw that when I was 11. No lie.
Hah, I got scarred at 12.
Already saw that anyways…it’s disturbing ^-^
I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND WHAT IS THIS?
oh shut up and man up
me too a 13 year old shouldn’t have to see THAT! My friend Sydney tricked me into going on it after someone tricked her
Anybody know where I can find some brain bleach?
You’ll be able to find some high quality brain bleach at your local liquor store.
yay, now I know what the website is! I don’t have to look it up! thanks, Akari!
Yeah, even WOT warned me, but why should i care… *shudders*
I’m glad I read the comments before trying to look it up…
Thank you. I was curious about what lemonparty.org was, but I figured looking it up was a bad idea. So once again, thank you.
(If this sounds like sarcasm, it isn’t.)
I tried looking it up…but soon my computer said that there was an error. I’m glad I looked at the comments. I’m sorry you’re all scarred!!!! :’(
I clicked at work too. Hopefully they weren’t looking then.
Now I have to delete my internet history. Oh dear god I am going to hell.
I deleted the whole internet once, except failbook of course!
You’re going too? We should carpool!
i looked it up too, and to be honest it only made me laugh even harder:D
i guess something’s not right with me ahah
That’s why you google it and find something that talks about it, not the actual site itself.
*throw you thumbs up*
That’s exactly what I did. Experience has taught me to first google the website to prevent wanting to claw my eyes out after seeing something disturbing.
Yes, I’m so glad I googled “2 girls and a cup” and read what Wikipedia had to say about it.
ditto. worst idea ive had in the last several weeks….
IT, NOOOOO!!!!
GUH!!! I wish I had read this first… *wimper*
me tooo T_T…. the image is stuck in my head… help me
Brain bleach. The only solution…f
completely agreed My brain is still crying over some of the stuff on there
Er… you mean you looked beyond the first picture? O.o
As soon as I saw the picture on the front page, I closed the window. I didn’t stop long enough to see anything else. @_@
Always, ALWAYS check the comments, when a situation like that comes up. There’s always someone who’s too curious.
I’m sorry for everyone above me and below me. Let this be a lesson for you guys. Look (As in the comments) before you leap. It makes your life SO much easier.
Please, PLEASE don’t tell anybody what was in that god-forsaken site. There’s people, like me, who don’t want to know.
LMAO I do that to!! Glad to know someone else has some common sense! ^_^
Dude, I’m SO freakin’ glad I read these comments first…I don’t think I want to go to that site anymore…
To late I already did, I will never get over that traumatic experience.
i wish i read wat u said earlier….now i’m a mentally scarred 12 yr old….
It’s not the worst site on the internet…. Compared to some of the crap people link me, it’s actually pretty tame.
Yeah. Definitely not as bad as fanbangho. AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH
I award Todd one internet for his gallant prank.
That’s just mean… =O
I can just hear Mark’s voice saying “grandmaaa Nooooo”
I did that!
And then, by some weird association, it became “DO NOT WANT!” and I fell of the chair laughing.
And I fell out of my chair laughing when I read your comment. LOL…”DO NOT WANT!” Hahahaha. Perfect for this situation. XD
hahahahah
Maybe grandma would like that site?
brings your friends are so helpful to a whole new level
Oh yeah, grandma likes the yaoi.
AWSOME.
pretty sure it’s fake, but still funny.
Of course it’s fake!
@Ragtime
i f***ing dare you, i f***ing dare you.
ACTUAL LOL.
Grandma, http://nooooooooooooooo.com/!
Curses! Foiled again!
*BOOKMARKS LINK!*
You, sir, won the game.
-epicly points at Cezar- You… Are… EPIC! =D
OMG LOL CEZAR!! Nice website.
hahahaha that is freaking amazing !!! i keep clicking so that it goes no-no-no-no-noooooooooooooo!!!
dude my mom walked in and told me to do my homework and i pressed the button and she looked at me like i’m crazy!
LMAO!
I went to that site to check what it was. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
OMG OMG why did me and my sister ever check what the hell that site was!?!?!?! Curiosity killed my eyes!!!
I google/wiki’d it first… THANK GOD! My eyes have been saved.
Oh my God, I can never un-see that. o_O
Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay,
Enjoy your seizure.
burnnn
Always, always google or wiki something first…. unless you like the trauma or you just don’t care
yeah, maybe she’s into that stuff!
Could someone please tell me what Lemonparty.org is? Im afraid to google it and find out for myself XD.
Lemonparty is a shock website that hosts an image of three old guys banging each other on a bed. Sorta like goatse.cx and 2 girls 1 cup… if you’re familiar with those, then you’re familiar with Lemonparty.
Three raisins having sex, basically.
Thanks you. You just saved me from being so damn traumatized. I probably would have thrown up if I saw that. I was about to go look, then I thought, waaaait, maybe I should go look at the comments first.
You speak LIES!! It’s actually a recipe for grandmas special lemonade .. tasty tasty lemonade.
It’s exactly what Todd says.
ah thanks and yikes
I’ve never heard of this website.
I’m debating whether or not it’s worth the curiosity to type it in… somehow I suspect /b/ is at work.
Never mind: O_O
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lemonparty
i believe it is fairly similar to 2girls1cup, so i would not recommend viewing it.
btw, /b/ does not exist
haven’t you read the rules of the internet????
Only applies during raids.
ALWAYS apply
But no one gives a sh!t about the rules.
They are more of a set of…guidlines…anyway
*guidelines
Dude you know what /b/ is and you’ve never heard of lemonparty? hahaha you’re probably scarred enough.
OMG. It makes me want to hurl
has just typed in lemonparty.com…now my eyes are scared to open…maybe 4chan’s /s/ thread may help me out
I am so tempted to check that site out, but affraid of what I might find. LOL. Anyone actually know what it is? Haha
A shock site with an image of three old guys banging each other.
If you’ve seen goatse.cx or 2 girls 1 cup, it’s sorta like those.
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Oh God, why did I let my curiosity get the better of me? *burns out eyes*
I zoomed out to 20% and only then I checked out that site.
I guess the goatse trauma has left a mark.
epic.
slow mo g-r-aaaaaaa-n-m-aaaaaaa n-ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*boom*
Grandma: *Opens site*
Grandma: WHAT THE FUC-
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MWAAHAHAHAAA hahahah!!!!*
lawlz! me too!!!
note to self, give ppl new to the internets a link to the lemon party website , or just anybody on the internets that has never heard of it roflmao xD
too late o.o;; i weant on it o.o;;
Ghey Secks for the Oldies.
I’m surprised not everybody on the interwebz is familiar with shock sites like Lemonparty.
I was tempted to click once and was scarred for life, but that was many moons ago.
Failbook fails again. Third time in three days.. good work.
I went to wikipedia, and I am glad I did not got to the actual website. EWW! Whats goatse, By the way?
It’s sort of like wikipedia, but aimed more at blog readers.
2 Words:
Bloody anus.
It’s not bloody, just stretchy.
Oh god… somebody trolled my favorite website with an image that sounds like that….x-x *still scarred for life*
somebody put that on the maplestory forums.
i was ten.
X_X
I’m just waiting for Mabinogi’s bots to start advertising lemonpar-… excuse me, does anyone know how to code a bot? I have an idea…
LMAO
Me too! LMFAO!
HAHAHAHA! me too! that’s just ridiculous… It HAS to be read in slow-mo.
I went the other way haha
For me it was like
“Please, grandma, DON’T!”
what bout fakengaybook?
HOW ABOUT UR A TROLL
How about buying a dictionary?
How about getting a proper sense of humor
I’m surprised that the majority of people here have no idea what lemon party is. I remember the days when I used to get bombarded with goatse and tubgirl and lemon party. Now I feel old.
I once got trolled right into goatse. OMG MY EYES!! *sobs in a corner* And I’m glad I read the comments here before thinking “Hm, well, let’s find out what this site is!” Thank you all; you saved my eyes from a tortuous death.
Failbook..more like Fakebook.
If grandma goes to that site it will be the end of all of us! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
LMAO! Oh man thats messed up….that poor old lady….
Do I WANT to know what the website actually is? I’m not taking any bull about it being a maps website for senior citizens.
Trust me, you don’t.
I’m glad I get notified of what these sites are; that way, I’ll never have to click on them.
thats it, im deleting my history. noone must ever know where i’ve just been to…
/d/?
wow…cant belive i actully thought ” wonder whats so bad about that sight” fail lol
OMG!! Curiosity killed my spirit! I went to that website and now I need to throw up!! Ugh! Sooo gross! WTF.
What kind of perv would make that website??
Trolls.
Yep.
She sure is going to get a shock!!
Being scarred for life by one of those “Find the difference” pranks was enough to make me avoid clicking on random sites or videos I’m sent.
Thank feaking god I haven’t clicked on half of these things as I’ve had the links sent to me before haha.
hahaha same here. actually, searching on yahoo answers will give you text without images so I just do that.
wowowowoowoww. I was about to google it but then i desided to read the comments. thanks guys <3
same here! Curiosity almost got the better of me, but i decided to check anyway..
Yes. As I said earlier in the comments (My ‘Phew…’ post), always look, as in check the comments, before you leap.
that’s so mean but i wonder what the grandma’s reaction would be.
also, it could’ve been worse. he could have told her to go to bluewaffle
DUDE WTH!! NOW I’M CURIOUS ABOUT THAT SITE!!
Yeah don’t go on bluewaffle. It’s a picture of a f*ked up vag. Plus the info on why they even exist. If you must know, don’t google and press I’m lucky, WHATEVER YOU DO.
Or you won’t be lucky.
most proberly laugh,
I was foolish enough to look up that site. I definitely won’t go to BW. I need brain bleach as it is…
bluewaffle… LOL, I was just thinking of that one.
Please tell me what BW is, or I’ll do something stupid like looking it up.
Its a pic of a effed up vaggie that is multicolored and looks pretty much like disgusting barf.
or specialfriedrice .<
Don’t you DARE. It’s like Lemonparty. Sites aimed to burn your eyes and soul.
I heard about this site and wanted to mention that this is grandma and I responded to Todd AFTER I checked the site
Why…am I…dumb enough..to go to that damb website?!
My eyes!! I am permanently emotionally scarred…
lol as did i
Wait…what’s that? OMG!!!!! GO BACK! BACK!!!!!
saw it on lamebook. should def. merge
WHY DID I GOOOOOO!?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UN-SEEN
This is the first Failbook post I’ve seen that actually made me laugh out loud.
So I’m sitting here getting chemo done, trolling the nets, and I read this one and go to the website… lol, and eww. But to top it off there are 3 old guys sitting in chairs across from me also getting chemo and I about spit my Coke out onto my computer screen laughing. Aww… too funny.
OMG ROFL seriously?!
I can just picture the guy at the end in slow motion jumping towards his grandma’s computer…. GRANDDMAAAAAAAAAA…….. NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!
You too, eh?
We all have. But You, Dave, made it sound even more epic.
So, all posts are within a couple minutes of each other and are obviously written by the same person (same punctuation, capitalization, correct spelling), and we’re supposed to accept this as real? Not to mention “catered to senior citizens”, who talks like that??
A wise and remarkably evil troll who is attempting to lure an old lady to her doom with the use of articulate and crafty Englishing.
Wow. I knew correct spelling was an endangered species, but I didn’t realise that it was impossible for three of them to gather in one location. *plays Taps* Rest in peace, English.
Also, they were within ten minutes of each other. I’ve had conversations seven times that length in the same time period.
Also, lots of people talk like that.
type qqqqq on google and hit i’m feeling lucky,it tell you what lemonparty.org is without having to go there
Yeah, no. I’m not a n00b.
Yeah, I unknowingly tried, but thankfully it now takes you to Urban dictionary…
Doesn’t seem too bad. Maybe Grandma would be into it.
OMG EYE BLEACH EYE BLEACH!!!!!
I just told my husband to check out this great new site…
Oh god… why didn’t I just look it up on wikipedia… I just had to see the real site (pukes)
I’ve learned the hard way to always got to urban dictionary first….
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is such epic win
I slap your facebook….or maybe in your facebook…..
Lol. So much awesome I almost died! Poor grandma!
My old guildies used to play that trick on the noobs (myself included). “Hey, to all who didn’t know, we have a new guild website (lemonparty.org) and we need everyone to register their toon.”
*1 minute later*
“AUGH!!!!” “…. You are such an asshat!” “BLEACHNOW!” “omfg why?!?!?!”
“XD”
AWESOME! This is the funniest thing ever!
hahahahahah…..hehehehe….me too…yep, still laughing
Why in the hell did I have to find out what that is? Sad thing about this is, I remember falling for this trick before, forgetting it, searching it just now, and only THEN remembering that I know what it is. Self-fail.
Lemonparty isn’t that bad compared to, say, Tubgirl.
Am I the only one who thought to google lemonparty.org and click the WIKI link instead of just going to the site? …naive little internet users. Anything ending in a “Grandma NOOOOOO!” you probably don’t want to see…
Seriously! LOOK (As in find out what it is), before you LEAP (As in GOING there)…
holy $%#@
Go away. Last I heard, you were banned for being an unending git. Leave now.
OMG! My dad went to that website! He hates me now. I told him not to.
But Nooo, gotta learn by experience!
On the upside, I’ve been laughing for hours.
ahahahahaha….yes!
is it just me, or could there only be 1 name the last name can be?
only 3 letters- begins with F
its a kind of chip
There should have been more pictures hahaha
Can’t…Unsee….
*rocks back and forth*
Did anyone else than me check out the links on that website? Did anyone go to heyya.org and from there to jarsquatter.com? That is the f****** worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I was about to start puking and crying at the same time.
Grandpa??
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew
I didn’t know what the website was, so i looked it up.
Then your’e a n00b.
*you’re
Thank you. Try again later.
FAILCOP, NOOOO!!!!
Ok people… number 1 rule… if you don’t know the site.. don’t just go to it.. 90% of the time its ether a virus or something disturbing… instead try this handy method… “google search – “Define: Websiteurlhere” (example – “define”lemonparty.org”
save yourself the hassle.. next time..
thats as bad as goin too 2girls1cup.com
I was tricked with this about 10 years ago. Someone I knew linked it in IRC and I had slower than average dial up. The picture was taking forever to load, so I scrolled down to read the text. It didn’t make sense; just random words. Huh, that’s odd. So I scrolled up thinking the picture would put it into context. Nope. I had been on the internet for two years at that point, but that was the end of my internet virginity.
Oh, come on, don’t be such a bunch of pussies…. lemonparty……. like that’s the worst thin out there….
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
THIS is horrible…..
by the way… is it only me who got a mental image of “Mark” reaching for his computor screen yelling “NOOOOOO”?
I’ve been there once.. I am NEVERRR going back. I’m still tempted to gag at the memories Xl
FFFFF-
GAAAAH MY EYES ARE SCARRED PERMANANTLY!!!! DONT GO THERE!!!!
ur comment should be at the top… f**k that was bad…
I knew it was going to be something bad so i looked up what it was about BEFORE being tempted to go to the website… Sooooo glad i did. But I think that seeing it may actually make it funnier just because you find out exactly what grandma got tricked into seeing.
i actually searched lemonparty.org … f**kin hell…
On the plus side, reading the comments in this thread gave me the URLs to several other sites I should not click on if anyone tries to trick me! Fortunately I am far too distrusting of the interwebz to have tried out the lemon link.
These days I’m more likely to look up these sites on http://knowyourmeme.com/ without actually visiting them, anyway. Saves both time and trauma.
there’s a great 30 Rock joke about lemon party… if the link doesn’t work search “lemon party” on youtube and watch the 30 Rock clip – too clever
Someone tricked me into going there. I was only about seven or something then. Thanks alot.
LOL! “GRANDMA NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
I hope interpol weren’t spying on my IP address when I went to lemonparty.
epic troll is epic
She is right – Google maps is too complicated, that is why I use “www.nobrain.com”
o.O omg just read like half the comments here, then still proceeded to look up lemonparty.org, thinking “it cant be THAT bad”… ugh. ewwwww yuck i never want to see that ever. i am under 15. but surprisingly, it hasnt had AS strong an affect on me as some other under-15 y/olds… because i am more mature than some of my friends, and sometimes not. MENTALLY, NOT SEXUALLY.
Wow, geez, guys. Lemonparty isn’t that bad, is it? Seriously, you don’t know the true meaning of “BRAINBLEACH NAO!” I made the mistake of reading an article on a certain news site about a kitten being squished to death by an evil woman in high heels, not realizing it had PICTURES! All I can say is this: I will never, EVER get the image of the poor, innocent kitten’s eyeball popping out o its head as its skull is crushed under some evil *****’s high heels.
…I cried. And for the love of GOD do not look it up.
… well… that was one hell of a news site fail…
You read it too? All I can say is, if I ever meet that b*tch on heels, I will gleefully crush her skull. How sadistic does someone have to be to take joy in slaughtering an innocent, small, and defenseless animal because THEIR life was so f*cked up? They should practice killing without any other living beings beside themselves. We’d be minus a few jerks in the world.
I was imagining Mark springing for his grandmother’s computer in slow-motion, and I must now clean the soda off of the keyboard. Note to self- Put beverages down when looking at Failbook.
Dude, i would totally do that to someone……well basically anyone!
I read the last line in slow motion, then was stupid enough to look up the website. OMG!!!!!!! My eyes are forever damaged. LOL.
Dam it, now I feel I just HAVE to go on that website!
MAXXX NOOOOO!!!
AAAAAH! I just saw it! I saw it! I should have known better, but now I’ve seen it! Corruption!. . . .Words cannot describe it. . . .Eye Bleach! SOMEBODY HAND ME THE EYE BLEACH!!!! *ded*
I should of read the comments!!I should of read the comments!!I should of read the comments!!I should of read the comments!!EYES!!!!!!
omg im scar’ed for life! im too smart i wish i checked comments…i wish i wasnt like this and im bluddy(10) and now ive had to whitnes
some old people trying to have sex…this is not what i needed to see…
I love this one, it makes me smile and think “Ehehehe, I am SO going to do this to someone” :b
Oh, god. I can’t unsee-it! No! Gah, kill me! T_T <—cleaning chemicals pouring
Lol
Same! And I pictured someone with their hand out pleadingly as they yelled “NOOOOOOOO!!!”
Ohmygod I<3 This so much…
me too lol…. one hand out and the other one grabbing his own hair and the mouth wide oped screaming NOOOOO!!! in slow motion lol
I pictured it flashing between slow motion of him running, and grandma’s hand heading toward the mouse. Very intense.
I imagined him running with his hand out, and then it goes back to normal and he tackles his grandma
i never lol’d so hard in my life
I wanna see her reaction
Guys, guys, calm down!
So I didn’t actually go to the site, but instead Googled it and found an entry on Urbandictionary.
Even through the non-vivid text description, the mental imagery is pretty horrifying… dear God, man.
I feel sorry for those of you who WENT to the damn place.
ummmm that was gross ill never get that outta my head
why, what is lemonparty? is it worth checking out?
I wonder what did the poor lady do x_x
People, seriously, DON’T GO TO THAT SITE!
NO, marcel, DO NOT GO THERE!!!!!!! SAVE YOUR EYES!!!