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thats so fake
I want to like this, but I can’t support anything that calls Facebook “facey b”.
You sir are correct. “facey b” sounds like a cheesy kids character.
“facey b” makes me want to punchy punch! WTF!
are u serious my name is JJ!!
You took the words right outta my mouth. Or the letters right off my keyboard?
facey b sounds pretty mad.
Agreed. “facey b” also sounds like a serial killer.
Yeah, this is taken directly from lamebook
Cops are funny little creatures. They like to bark and bellow about “What they are going to CHARGE you with” but always remember. Their natural enemy is The Lawyer.
See, Lawyers are what intelligent people who understand the Law become. Cops are what happens when idiots try. Next time you get pulled over for anything, call your lawyer. Watch what happens.
A Lawyer can hardly do anything if you actually break a law.
LOL right. DUH.
HAHAHAHA, you sir, are a moran!
Don’t insult others until you can spell the insult correctly. Unless you were calling them a relative of Margaret Moran, in which case, go ahead and insult them.
Powertrip much Steve?
Sorry your Dad didn’t care about you when you were a kid, Roy.
Sorry you can’t tell just how big an asshat Steve is being.
By following the law he swore to protect?
No $hit! WTH? He’d be an asshat if he *didn’t* lay the smack down on that.
By crowing in triumph over “giving them a good rollicking.”
He’s an asshat.
That’s not crowing in triumph. That’s teaching them not to be so sodding stupid.
Hmmm…both my parents are cops…I wouldn’t have been so stupid to post that on FB if my parents were on FB. His friend is presumptive…I call fake.
Vince = asshat for not realizing Steve both upheld his duty and did it with style. He could have crowed in triumph at the club…or at the jail. Upholding duty with no effort and avoiding jailtime for idiot child = WIN.
This looks really FAKE. Who in sane mind would add their cop parents on FB and then write smth like this in first place?
Stupid people.
Xenon, sir, i love you. in a totally gay way.
if( dad.profession == “cop” && this.status.fb.kind == “incriminating evidence” ) { this.status.fb = FALSE; }
LAWL.
I love you.
This stuff is nearly as funny as when you first read it on other sites Months before.
funny enough for you to take the time to come to the site and post about it
yeah this was definitely on lamebook several months ago.
..I’m pretty sure you can’t be arrested for fraud for that… I call shenanigans.
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In the UK, it’s not illegal to buy fake ID but it’s certainly illegal to use it and would be considered fraud. I’m sure similar laws apply in the US.
Ah, okay. Thanks.
Making or having a fake ID counts a fraud (at least as far as I know) is a crime.
Oh, didn’t know possession of a fake id was fraud as well. Learn something new.
As far as I know, anyway. It may be different in different regions of the world.
it’s tru here…btw, did you know there are more than 4,000 federal criminal laws?
No, but it doesn’t surprise me. America seems to have a lot of laws (at least from my point of view here in England).
Use of a fake ID is definitely fraud tho.
Win dad is win.
Hope this isn’t America: “Shes got a fake ID: shoot her! shoot her!”
In ten years, Dad will be wondering why he never hears from son anymore.
If the kid goes out and drinks underage, then drives and dies, or worse yet kills an innocent bystander, in ten years, there may not be a *daughter* to talk to.
I would think it’s because he insists on calling his daughter, Loren, his son.
I work with a man named Loren.
Loren is a guy’s name.. Lauren is usually the girl’s name.. Not always of course, because people like you may name a girl Loren from time to time.. But that’s usually the case
If he even has a son.
Which is more upsetting? That your daughter is doing something that requires a fake id, or that she’s this f**king stupid about it?
‘If she was my child, the stupidity, without a doubt’ So what’s your point? Stop trying to sound smart or whatsoever by using ‘complicated’ english and f**king up the sentence. Do you mean if your daughter was stupid, it is obvious? I’m pretty sure that’s not the point there. I’m pretty sure I’m not a walking dictionary, but that’s just wrong.
What did Xenon say that was the least bit difficult to comprehend? Not all of us read at a 1st grade level. Some of us can actually understand polysyllabic words. A few of us even enjoy intelligent discourse. Jackass.
Thank you, Sybil. I enjoy intelligent conversations too. And Lim, if you were a walking dictionary, I’d ask for a complete refund.
@Xenon
Sorry pal, nitpicking, but *since* it’s grammar time…that should be:
“If she *were* my child..”
Rest fine. I too could comprehend without much difficulty, unlike Limmey B
>_<
Shucks. XD
hahaha hilarious
What gets me most is how ‘Lauren’ is spelt. My name’s Lauren and I hate seeing it spelt like that. You only spell it ‘Loren’ if your parents are illiterate retards. Like they’re spelling it how they say it.
Also, ‘facey b’? Urgh. I used to know people at my school who said that. ><
Actually, Loren is often used as a male’s name and is an abbreviated form of “Lorenzo.”
So, yeah, looks like you’re the retarded one.
How is a proper noun “spelt properly” or improperly?
What’s improper to you could be perfectly proper to someone else.
My dad has been a cop for over 20 years and he got me a fake ID to use to go to a Billy Bragg concert that was held at a venue where you had to be 21 when I was 17. Cops don’t usually care about minor things. They use their discretion on laws when something technically breaks the law, but doesn’t really fit the intent of the law. I wasn’t going to drink, and he knew that and trusted me.
What’s with the title where it says FB =/= incriminating evidence? Am I missing something or does not equal mean something different now?
I’m confused too.
Dad WIN
Facey b is the real crime here
It’s incriminating enough to lose her that iPhone, at least.
What?! Am I the only one who thinks ‘facey b” sounds kinda..cute?
*retreats in shame*