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This Explains Why Kratos Was Single

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  1. Johngo says:

    whoever is the admin. of failbook, don’t you have a life ? btw HAHAHAHHA

  2. dafelix says:

    lol !

  3. Kyler RItchie says:

    haha that one was actually kinda funny, unlike most of the posts on here.

  4. ???????? says:

    Funny how?

  5. RusterOverWetDream says:

    I think taking a PS3 controller on your dates is more likely to cause an awkward situation

  6. Argonreality says:

    Does this mean that U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A, Select, Start is the code for a threesome?

  7. Macker says:

    So much win.

  8. turrboenvy says:

    First
    failbook to make me laugh out loud.

  9. josee says:

    ….but Kratos wasnt single… T__T the nerd in me cries. (kratos’ family was killed by aries)

    • matt says:

      kratos family was actually killed by kratos if i recall.

      which means in fact, kratos actually might have had the same button combo confusion.

      • TheLolGuy says:

        So from what you’re saying…Kratos was trying to take his families bra off and ended up ripping out their eyes? That makes perfect sense :D

  10. DieOfDeath says:

    I hate Heavy Rain. Some of the most retarded controls ever in a video game.

  11. barak says:

    funniest one ever :)

  12. ga says:

    good one. after a long long time =))

  13. miguel says:

    hahahahahaa, so funny :D

  14. failzord says:

    self sent in fail

    • Xenon says:

      Troll fail.

      • failzord says:

        yeh you failed in ur trolling, im just telling it like it is. you should stick to masturbating to chatroulette instead of tryin to troll cus its embarassing u being this bad

        • Xenon says:

          Well, prove that this is sent in by the same people in the post. Then I will admit I’m a troll.

          • YoureADouche says:

            ‘delete’ is a dead giveaway. you have failed, now go away.

          • someone says:

            i believe that if you actually look, the 2nd, and the 4th comment have a “delete” button, meaning it was from that person. so, it’s a self sent in fail Mr. Xenon Troll

            • someone says:

              *i’m sorry, first and third comment if you’re not counting the original posting comment

              • Xenon says:

                Actually, no. This has been a problem with Facebook for quite a while, at least for me and I’ve heard other people have it too. I sometimes don’t get the option to delete posts on our own Wall and I sometimes get the option (or what looks like the option, I’ve never tried) to delete some posts on other people’s Walls). It’s less common now, so I’m presuming they’ve fixed it, but that may have happened here. Until proven otherwise, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.

                Besides, even if they did send it in, who gives a damn? It’s amusing. Do you complain when a comedian tells an old joke of theirs to a new audience? No. So grow up. Those of you whining about people sending in their own stuff are either trolls or morons who spend so much time whining about who sent it in that they miss any humour whatsoever.

  15. Nilla says:

    I don’t care if this is self sent in, it is still hilarious.

  16. meh says:

    Kratos wasn’t single…his wife and family died before the first game.

  17. RiderLeangle says:

    At the risk of sounding like I have no life..
    Title fail for the person who put this up considering Kratos had a wife and kids..
    Who he killed…

  18. g-reg says:

    Looks like both situations deal with the ever present one eyed monster

  19. apple2day says:

    I was number 3000 on the thumbs up YAY!!!

  20. Allison says:

    Either way, you get a good close look at some big orbs…

  21. Pug says:

    He thought his own joke was funny, so he sent it in himself? -_-

  22. gow says:

    in gow3 sex also requires button clicking :/

  23. Rufus says:

    Particularly if the cyclops was wearing a bra.

  24. N says:

    Call me crazy, but dinner + show + flattery typically works better…

  25. Loki says:

    In Heavy Rain, after the shower scene when it makes you dry her off… It was ridiculous. I spent twenty minutes shaking my controller up and down while she was nude. “Too fast… too slow!” it said. My wife was sitting right there as I shook my controller for twenty damned minutes… I finally finished and she got dressed.

    See what I did there?

    • Hfuhruhurr says:

      Would’ve been funnier if you made us just figure it out. No need to ask if we saw what you did.

      B-

    • faraga says:

      Wait what? Did she finish drying off, did you finish shaking the controller or did you finish something else I don’t want to talk about in public websites..?
      Anyways, after 20 minutes you’ll be dry whether you use a towel or not since the water will be vaporised by then…

      • Loki says:

        Lol, I created innuendo where there was none.

        After 20 minutes of shaking the controller I finally did it at JUST the right speed. It was ridiculous.

        (The same motion to dry her off is the same motion to save yourself from something big later in the game… go figure)

      • TheLolGuy says:

        Lol water doesnt spontaneously vaporize….. i think you mean evaporate.

        • Me says:

          va·por·ize
          2. to become converted into vapor.
          e·vap·o·rate
          1. to change from a liquid or solid state into vapor.

          Water that evaporates becomes water vapor.
          Correction fail because logically either could work.

    • Alli says:

      I guess your wife saw what you wanted to do there.

  26. Joshua says:

    I am pretty sure that killing his wife and kid is the reason that he is single.

  27. scooter says:

    These guys are more likely to encounter a cyclops than go on a first date by the sounds…

  28. douche says:

    HUR HUR LOOK I SUBMITTED MY OWN POST

  29. Icanhascheezburgernewbie says:

    He killed his wife and kids because he was under the control of Ares. In a flashback scene, during battle, he says “Ares! Destroy my enemies, and my life is yours!”

  30. Zach says:

    This isn’t fail at all. It’s hilarious.

  31. zwembad says:

    Lekker fietsen!

  32. Masterblaze0 says:

    Not only is this self-sent, but it’s both

    A. Incorrect

    and

    B. Unfunny.

    The combination on GoW to kill the Cyclops requires you to press those buttons ONE at a time, and NOT all at once like Heavy Rain.

    Attempt to be witty= FAIL.

  33. TheLolGuy says:

    Why do God of War and Gears of War have to have the same abbreviations =_= so confusing.

  34. Hi says:

    I happen to not follow god of war, I just thought this was funny…

  35. enithermon says:

    OMG. You people are insane.
    He IS single in the games because, as the opening scenes show, his wife and DAUGHTER were murdered BY him because of Aries.
    Of course one of the people in the conversation probably sent it in, some one has to, that’s how this works, and usually random strangers don’t go through facebook reading your comments and sending them off to places like this.
    Also…WHO CARES!
    Seriously. It doesn’t matter. It’s a joke. If it’s funny it’s funny. That’s all that matters.
    Gawd.

  36. starkinator says:

    lmfao! maybe they’ll both happen on the same date, sometimes things just get outta control

  37. UndefinedPersona says:

    I don’t understand this one. Why did almost 8000 people thumbs-up it?

  38. Schuyler says:

    I’m surprised no one else brought up the confusing third option of going on a first date with a cyclops.


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