Probably not as hard as my pen is. Wait, something about that sentence doesn’t feel right. Oh I see I ended with a prepositional phrase. Oh well Any boys want to chat just visit my website.
yeh you failed in ur trolling, im just telling it like it is. you should stick to masturbating to chatroulette instead of tryin to troll cus its embarassing u being this bad
i believe that if you actually look, the 2nd, and the 4th comment have a “delete” button, meaning it was from that person. so, it’s a self sent in fail Mr. Xenon Troll
Actually, no. This has been a problem with Facebook for quite a while, at least for me and I’ve heard other people have it too. I sometimes don’t get the option to delete posts on our own Wall and I sometimes get the option (or what looks like the option, I’ve never tried) to delete some posts on other people’s Walls). It’s less common now, so I’m presuming they’ve fixed it, but that may have happened here. Until proven otherwise, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.
Besides, even if they did send it in, who gives a damn? It’s amusing. Do you complain when a comedian tells an old joke of theirs to a new audience? No. So grow up. Those of you whining about people sending in their own stuff are either trolls or morons who spend so much time whining about who sent it in that they miss any humour whatsoever.
Sorry, but it is kind of sad that you blame others of trolling when they are merely critiquing how they dislike that a supposed “fail” was self-sent and therefore their appreciation of it was lowered. Don’t read too much into what people write.
OH MY GOSH. I completely didn’t get that’s what the joke was obviously implying! Thank you for pointing out the blatantly obvious implied part of this joke.
In Heavy Rain, after the shower scene when it makes you dry her off… It was ridiculous. I spent twenty minutes shaking my controller up and down while she was nude. “Too fast… too slow!” it said. My wife was sitting right there as I shook my controller for twenty damned minutes… I finally finished and she got dressed.
Wait what? Did she finish drying off, did you finish shaking the controller or did you finish something else I don’t want to talk about in public websites..?
Anyways, after 20 minutes you’ll be dry whether you use a towel or not since the water will be vaporised by then…
He killed his wife and kids because he was under the control of Ares. In a flashback scene, during battle, he says “Ares! Destroy my enemies, and my life is yours!”
OMG. You people are insane.
He IS single in the games because, as the opening scenes show, his wife and DAUGHTER were murdered BY him because of Aries.
Of course one of the people in the conversation probably sent it in, some one has to, that’s how this works, and usually random strangers don’t go through facebook reading your comments and sending them off to places like this.
Also…WHO CARES!
Seriously. It doesn’t matter. It’s a joke. If it’s funny it’s funny. That’s all that matters.
Gawd.
whoever is the admin. of failbook, don’t you have a life ? btw HAHAHAHHA
it’s submitted to them, post it, then think of a title. they pretty much have a lot of time to do other stuff.
Why are you asking that? I am confuzzled. What brought this on?
this is really funny. imagine trying to undo the bra of a cyclops XD ducks dont wear hats.
Do you even know how hard you fail at life? ._.;
Probably not as hard as my pen is. Wait, something about that sentence doesn’t feel right. Oh I see I ended with a prepositional phrase. Oh well
Any boys want to chat just visit my website.
Since when is “pen is” a preposition??
I agree with that guy. “Is” is a linking verb, not a preposition.
My pen is out of that stuff… what do you call it again?
More like ended with a PROPOSITION OH SNAP
LOL Johngo dont you realise that most of these pictures and fails are posted by fans and the admin just picks the funny ones
lol !
haha that one was actually kinda funny, unlike most of the posts on here.
Funny how?
I think taking a PS3 controller on your dates is more likely to cause an awkward situation
Does this mean that U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A, Select, Start is the code for a threesome?
So much win.
First
failbook to make me laugh out loud.
Looks like your “First” got denied!
Fail
i c wat u did thar.
Same here.
WIN!
….but Kratos wasnt single… T__T the nerd in me cries. (kratos’ family was killed by aries)
kratos family was actually killed by kratos if i recall.
which means in fact, kratos actually might have had the same button combo confusion.
So from what you’re saying…Kratos was trying to take his families bra off and ended up ripping out their eyes? That makes perfect sense
I hate Heavy Rain. Some of the most retarded controls ever in a video game.
funniest one ever
good one. after a long long time =))
hahahahahaa, so funny
self sent in fail
Troll fail.
yeh you failed in ur trolling, im just telling it like it is. you should stick to masturbating to chatroulette instead of tryin to troll cus its embarassing u being this bad
Well, prove that this is sent in by the same people in the post. Then I will admit I’m a troll.
‘delete’ is a dead giveaway. you have failed, now go away.
i believe that if you actually look, the 2nd, and the 4th comment have a “delete” button, meaning it was from that person. so, it’s a self sent in fail Mr. Xenon Troll
*i’m sorry, first and third comment if you’re not counting the original posting comment
Actually, no. This has been a problem with Facebook for quite a while, at least for me and I’ve heard other people have it too. I sometimes don’t get the option to delete posts on our own Wall and I sometimes get the option (or what looks like the option, I’ve never tried) to delete some posts on other people’s Walls). It’s less common now, so I’m presuming they’ve fixed it, but that may have happened here. Until proven otherwise, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.
Besides, even if they did send it in, who gives a damn? It’s amusing. Do you complain when a comedian tells an old joke of theirs to a new audience? No. So grow up. Those of you whining about people sending in their own stuff are either trolls or morons who spend so much time whining about who sent it in that they miss any humour whatsoever.
STFU you dumb ass
Ohh! DEADLY debate there! I am a mute donkey. Yep. That must be it. Clearly.
Such a witty retort. >.>
I don’t care if this is self sent in, it is still hilarious.
Kratos wasn’t single…his wife and family died before the first game.
…which makes him single.
win
If his wife died wouldnt it make him widowed??
and now you know why
At the risk of sounding like I have no life..
Title fail for the person who put this up considering Kratos had a wife and kids..
Who he killed…
That explains why he was single afterwards.
That’s what I was going to say as well. So technically he was widowed.
…which we still consider single in this society….
At the risk of sounding like I even less of a life…
Kratos didn’t have kids, he had one, and he didn’t kill him, he was the in two games!
At the risk of sounding like even more of a nerd, the kid wasn’t him, it was a girl.
Looks like both situations deal with the ever present one eyed monster
I was number 3000 on the thumbs up YAY!!!
Either way, you get a good close look at some big orbs…
He thought his own joke was funny, so he sent it in himself? -_-
Troll fail… again.
Just because they have the opinion that they sent it in themselves doesn’t make them a troll.
Troll blame fail – twice
It’s either a troll or a moron.
Dude, you are beyond stupid.
Thanks. I do have a fairly decent IQ. Thanks (note: you didn’t say in which direction I was beyond stupid).
Sorry, but it is kind of sad that you blame others of trolling when they are merely critiquing how they dislike that a supposed “fail” was self-sent and therefore their appreciation of it was lowered. Don’t read too much into what people write.
Reading this and your other posts here, you have completely and utterly failed at life
So that makes me a zombie, right? I approve.
I’m starting to like this guy’s comebacks.
Teach me this.
Alas, this is a skill that can only be taught through vast knowledge of sarcasm. Go out into the world and learn, young grasshopper.
in gow3 sex also requires button clicking :/
*snicker*
gow3 sex fail
Particularly if the cyclops was wearing a bra.
Thanks, that was the joke.
OH MY GOSH. I completely didn’t get that’s what the joke was obviously implying! Thank you for pointing out the blatantly obvious implied part of this joke.
/sarcasm
Call me crazy, but dinner + show + flattery typically works better…
Then why is “Push my buttons” a commonly used phrase during foreplay?
In Heavy Rain, after the shower scene when it makes you dry her off… It was ridiculous. I spent twenty minutes shaking my controller up and down while she was nude. “Too fast… too slow!” it said. My wife was sitting right there as I shook my controller for twenty damned minutes… I finally finished and she got dressed.
See what I did there?
Would’ve been funnier if you made us just figure it out. No need to ask if we saw what you did.
B-
… I was being sarcastic?
Wait what? Did she finish drying off, did you finish shaking the controller or did you finish something else I don’t want to talk about in public websites..?
Anyways, after 20 minutes you’ll be dry whether you use a towel or not since the water will be vaporised by then…
Lol, I created innuendo where there was none.
After 20 minutes of shaking the controller I finally did it at JUST the right speed. It was ridiculous.
(The same motion to dry her off is the same motion to save yourself from something big later in the game… go figure)
Lol water doesnt spontaneously vaporize….. i think you mean evaporate.
va·por·ize
2. to become converted into vapor.
e·vap·o·rate
1. to change from a liquid or solid state into vapor.
Water that evaporates becomes water vapor.
Correction fail because logically either could work.
I guess your wife saw what you wanted to do there.
I am pretty sure that killing his wife and kid is the reason that he is single.
These guys are more likely to encounter a cyclops than go on a first date by the sounds…
HUR HUR LOOK I SUBMITTED MY OWN POST
He killed his wife and kids because he was under the control of Ares. In a flashback scene, during battle, he says “Ares! Destroy my enemies, and my life is yours!”
This isn’t fail at all. It’s hilarious.
Lekker fietsen!
Not only is this self-sent, but it’s both
A. Incorrect
and
B. Unfunny.
The combination on GoW to kill the Cyclops requires you to press those buttons ONE at a time, and NOT all at once like Heavy Rain.
Attempt to be witty= FAIL.
.. *facepalm*
Does that really matter?
Why do God of War and Gears of War have to have the same abbreviations =_= so confusing.
You can remember them by saying the Best GOW is God of War.
I happen to not follow god of war, I just thought this was funny…
OMG. You people are insane.
He IS single in the games because, as the opening scenes show, his wife and DAUGHTER were murdered BY him because of Aries.
Of course one of the people in the conversation probably sent it in, some one has to, that’s how this works, and usually random strangers don’t go through facebook reading your comments and sending them off to places like this.
Also…WHO CARES!
Seriously. It doesn’t matter. It’s a joke. If it’s funny it’s funny. That’s all that matters.
Gawd.
lmfao! maybe they’ll both happen on the same date, sometimes things just get outta control
I don’t understand this one. Why did almost 8000 people thumbs-up it?
I’m surprised no one else brought up the confusing third option of going on a first date with a cyclops.