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Kneel before the Queen! ……..and behind her…..under…..beside….
But that would make a TP, or a QP. She’s only claiming to be a DP queen.
WTF?
facepalm so big I have to…
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Pff :$ I had to google it.
I must say, youre kinda hot :/
Yeah, sure you did.
Aw bless pmsl
I dont get it
Neither do I.
look on urban dictionary…. it’ll make you laugh when you understand it
holy crap thats awesome
THAT is amazing! Totally worthy of Failbook! Love it
So agree. Many failbooking submissions are average – but this is totally worthy of a full belly laugh.
I’m twelve and what is this?
It’s what your father and uncle do to you while they’re drunk.
Not cool man. Nothing wrong with being innocent.
nothing right about a 12 year old lurking on failbooking either
lol, way to miss the meme dude!
Yeah I haven’t seen anybody not get that in a while
Hey, I just turned 13! Lay off!
KID, GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS WEBSITE UNTIL YOU’RE FIFTEEN!!!!
Don’t worry, I don’t know either. Probably a good thing, knowing Failbooking.
dont look it up
DONKEY PUNCH!
Hey that’s not funny my brother died that way.
And which brother of yours is it this time? Your 857th?
Rumors of my brother’s deaths have been greatly exaggerated.
Didn’t your brother die of an over exaggerated esophagus causing him to choke to death?
He got better.
I think I’ll go for a walk.
hey, i didn’t know that kenny had a sister
(don’t know who Kenny is? then get your head out of your f’ing ass and watch some south park)
i believe it is “FALCON PAWNCH!!!!”
Why is the urbandictionary link half blurred out?
Because it’s such a rude site, and since the “.com” part is blanked out, there’s very little chance you’ll ever find it.
Dude… you just typed out exactly what I was thinking.
Um, why would anyone use an acronym for “dinner party”? That’s stupid…
That’s what I was thinking lol
How dumb…she got what was coming to her
Not “Donkey Punch”, DP is common for “Double Penetration”… not to be confused with DVDA… I’ll let you kids look that one up on your own
in more reductive terms, wouldn’t DVDA be QP?
Technically no. QP implies four distinct penetrations. And we all know how DVDA works.
Drunk Penguin?
Daft Punk?
Dr. Pepper?
Exactly my thinking. DP, Dr. Pepper, love it.
donkey punch or double penetration?
Double penetration was my first thought.
its double penetration
This is silly. What’s wrong with being the queen of Diamond & Pearl?
(yes im joking)
Best one in a long time.
Not a setup/photoshop AND funny.
I like how instead of clicking “delete” she wrote “REMOVE STATUS UPDATE!!!!” as if she thinks facebook takes “voice” commands.
Go go gadget….
/Typed/ voice commands, at that.
Dr. Pepper???
yeah, i had to look it up… then i reread the facebook post and laughed… that’s awesome.
wahahahahaha my mom would do something like this, this is the best~!!!
nothing wrong with being sweet you guys. i guess some news report came out that you should NEVER sleep on the top comforter in a hotel, because they found it’s the dirtiest thing of the bed. while the group was talking about how true that was, my mother said in an in-the-know-voice, “It’s probably where they have SEX”. XD!!! Everybody gave her an ORLY heeheehee ily mom
Lol…..Your mum tells you that?
Serially? This is an obvious hoax!
just tell me what it means!
tmi dude
Why did he blur out the .com/ part of the urbandictionary url?
I had to look it up… To me, DP means Director of Photography. Because that’s what it is.
Well now that you know, you can go try it…..and direct the photography of it too….post the pics here
wow….. plz tell me where you live so i can tell everyone’s kids to say outside of a fifty-foot radius from your house
Interesting. I always used DP to mean Display Picture (in MSN messenger).
I honestly thought first that they were talking about Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. I am so sad.