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  1. Lizard King says:

    Holocaust?

  2. Jonas pl0xlol says:

    Ahh :S

  3. Humm. says:

    2 girls 1 cup?

  4. your mum taking it deep?

  5. Briana Cook says:

    pwn3d. plain and simple

  6. Jibble says:

    Colonoscopy appointment FTW?

  7. Boyd Sawyer says:

    The uncle who gave you your first beer and how you woke up to find your pants were off and later found out he wasnt your uncle at all?

  8. Rocker says:

    Squaids?

  9. Mortan says:

    It’s the end of the world, and I feel fine!

  10. >. says:

    It isnt showing the picture for me and trying to work it out from the comments is just disturbing me o-O

  11. cheewowwa says:

    Maybe she thought she was preggers and then she got her period

  12. You don't want to know the name, do you? says:

    Don’t know what you think but for me the title was fantastic, hahaha! xD

  13. JFD says:

    I sense a new meme courtesy of Alyssa’s brother.

    “That’d be funny except Alyssa’s brother died that way…”

  14. MangoKingoroo says:

    I Love Failbook! and You’re Fail

  15. op says:

    sigh… there wasn’t a lost period scare, to tell the truth…

  16. That the supervolcano under most of the United States is overdue for a catastrophic eruption?

    Haha, Facebook totally called her out.

  17. Arthur says:

    the coming zombie apocolypse?

  18. Jennifer says:

    Large Hadron Collider?

  19. lulul says:

    that your mom is going to read your facebook?

  20. Sarah says:

    I think Alyssa’s brother has died a few times. Juussst saying. And Haha lmbo. That is funny.

  21. Jessi says:

    You guys missed the response. Thsi is how I replied:

    Well, the formation of black holes is actually a very exciting and fascinating process, and I know I’ll never get sucked into it before it’s God’s time for me to go. The fungus in Dad’s toenail is entirely exciting because if I were witnessing it that would mean that I was with my daddy :-) . Not to mention that were he to take a sample and run it …(tharr be more) Peer into the depthsover to the lab they could probably find a cure for cancer or at the very least a new kind of antibiotic. The eye crusties I get when I wake up are very satisfying to pick out, a Neo-Nazi revival means more misguided people who need to be witnessed to and therefore more civic duties to perform so yay, and getting my period will mean that the birth control medication I recently started on is working and that I’m getting more regular.

    So yes, excited about it all!

    • Anne says:

      You remind me of my most irrepressibly cheerful friend from college. For some reason, she surrounded herself with very negative friends (like me).

  22. Name Uncertain says:

    The plane crash that killed Alyssa’s brother?

  23. Yannick says:

    how has this not yet been mentioned; the Universe has no center, noob


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