Hmm… pretty sure you’re wrong. Because I LOVE Star Wars, Episodes IV V and VI and I am a 20 year old attractive girl with plenty of friends. I know you probably won’t take my word for it but you’re so thick in the head that you’ve decided to become a prejudice moron. Let me guess… you probably think all gay guys are flamboyant, or all african americans like fried chicken and watermelon, as well. Somebody needs to castrate you so that you won’t breed such stupidity or ignorance.
Ooooooh! Dude just got burned! I almost never see this level of awesomeness on the internet anymore. Oh, and as for my Star Wars cooking creation, I give you… Vader tots!
But the lack of stupid people makes this less of a fail…
This is damn funny, though, I have to admit. Is there a site for just funny but non-stupid things on FB? Or maybe like winbook/awesomebook?
“HURR THEY TALK ABOUT STAR WARS AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT SO THEY MUST BE NERDS WITHOUT LIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS OR FRIENDS.”
Way to judge people you have never met based on a single instance. Yeah, they’re talking about Star Wars, but guess what? They’re being funny about it. A sense of humor is more likely to win you friends than being some prick who goes around thinking he’s “the shit” because he mocks other people and acts like a tough guy. I’m pretty sure that they have friends, too, since they’re posting on each other’s Facebook. Oh, and for God’s sake, learn proper punctuation, spelling, capitalization, and just grammar in general. The only person who is a failure is you, for being a presumptuous, prejudiced douchebag who doesn’t know grammar, punctuation, or spelling.
@noe…..you really should just give up this pathetic diatribe. You are obviously in the minority opinion-wise here. Is it possible that YOU are the one who can’t get a girlfriend or boyfriend?
WTF is your pure hatred of Star Wars about? Show us on the doll where the wookiee touched you.
BTW, Star Wars makes a person a loser, but trolling on Failbook gets you the chicks right?
Because if every name had the option to delete, it would mean one guy postd under different names, but with the same account, so therefore its fake? I dont know, thats my best guess.
Aww, the itty bitty troll returns. Here’s a hint, noe. Before you go around blasting something for being crap, why don’t you try to learn something about it (in this case, the movies) before you whinge about the franchise.
Hoth is an ice planet in Star Wars. According to Wookieepedia, it’s surface is entirely an ocean and that froze to form a crust of ice around the entire planet. The average temperature is -60 C (-76 F).
u know wuts funny
maybe he dusnt like star wars
thats his opinion that dusnt mean its a bad movie there are alot of haters of that movie i dont like ti
but im not going araound saying “yeah those geeks that watch star wars are lame” or something like that
but if u think he is stupid or he is not right dont answer him and thats all
Abbey: That’s what she said.
Anon: Beat me to the punch line, and what would that be referring to?
Calvinu: That finisher set it all up to be the biggest win of this comment board.
As a Star Wars fan who can appreciate this, I say it is definately a win.
Plus, I love reading the comments to something like this, because you know someone will follow up on it and come up with something that isn’t there already. So, all of you who have made me laugh by continueing the Star Wars win above? I applaud you. You made me laugh my ass off.
Jesus Murphy! This is the best thing I’ve ever read on failbook. Epic win! I could not have laughed harder.
Also, so glad people took the time out to bash people for enjoying Star Wars. Good use of your time.
Lastly…to reference something else; “You’ll need a tray”
in north riverside/berwyn Illinois there was a restaruant called jedi’s garden…. now sadly it has gone the way of the franchise. its called ya-ya cafe… and is not 24 hours. balls…
What surprises me is how many of this guy’s friends are Star Wars fans…I guess I am not a real American…because most of the allusions just went over my head!
HA! This is the greatest! My daughter would say that Noe needs to fall in a hole and die, but I love how everyone here who has responded directly to him has put the mindless hater in his place.
This thread really doesn’t belong on Failbooking! To me, this a WIN! Nonetheless, props are in order for the website delivering us this little gem of humor, as well as to all those creative people for applying the clever use of puns to one of the few worthy topics! Bravo.
haha i love people who think everyone who watched star wars is a loser when in reality its one of the largest movies of all time and has a large fan base not just the obsessive guys that have no life but lots of normal and even attractive people can like the film as well. and i love you all for the space balls reference haha. please keep commenting haters even though many normal well adjusted people would disagree with you its funny to see people who are ignorant act like they’re better than anyone else. and cant have buffalo x-wings without forceraddish sauce yes i know it was bad haha
guys you are all brilliant you have made my day
but also could i have a jedi jumbo burger, a chew-coffee and a coke jedi light
oh and how about visiting kentuky fried chewbacca
Tatooine gums?
Gandhi rocks.
Wow your not saying first!
Good for you
Cos he’s not first
well he was the first to show up on the facebook comment thread
Ya know, Vader biscuits DO make sence. There the over-baked biscuits… here on the Dark side…
Yeah but those never turn out good
wth? how do you cook biscuits withOUT an oven???
Go to Mustafar.
haha then i’ve made plenty of those
Come to the dark side, we have cookies.
And burnt Biscuits
and chocolate..
and black people
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
i love failbook
hahaha. this is amazing!
Amazing.
how the fuck is this a win??
… How is it NOT a win?
cuz it sucks
What a helpful and constructive comment there!
Only for people without a sense of humour, dear.
Or those that were born a bit before star wars became CG.
“Where’s Ahsoka? I don’t see any Ahsoka jokes!!”
That’s because Ahsoka is an annoying twat just like JarJar
at least it doesnt swallow…
why would this not be a WIN, Star Wars is awesome.
IKR?!
its only cool if you have no friends or life
or if u have friends but they think its awsome too so you guys suck
Or if you’re, oh, I don’t know, someone who likes good films?
I’m pretty sure that if you don’t like Star Wars, then you’re not allowed on the internet…
I think it says that somewhere.
Does this mean that I have to return my internet permission card?
Can I have it? I have uses for spares.
Star Wars is cool. But you know what’s not cool, kids? Bad grammar and spelling.
the more you know ——–*
TOOL ALERT! TOOL ALERT!
noe, you’re reading and commenting here to, so what does that mean for you?
Hmm… pretty sure you’re wrong. Because I LOVE Star Wars, Episodes IV V and VI and I am a 20 year old attractive girl with plenty of friends. I know you probably won’t take my word for it but you’re so thick in the head that you’ve decided to become a prejudice moron. Let me guess… you probably think all gay guys are flamboyant, or all african americans like fried chicken and watermelon, as well. Somebody needs to castrate you so that you won’t breed such stupidity or ignorance.
how are all those NOT true again? lols j/k but black people DO love grape soda
Call me.
Ooooooh! Dude just got burned! I almost never see this level of awesomeness on the internet anymore. Oh, and as for my Star Wars cooking creation, I give you… Vader tots!
Die in a fire.
Because I said so.
P.S. You suck.
Why the fuck haven’t you noticed that a lot of fails in the [WIN] category are like this?
Do they serve imperial breakfasts?
Complimentary Imperial Breakfasts are a given obviously.
And kids can get a free glass of freshly squeezed Jango Juice
(yeah i know its a bad pun to mangos. I tried)
now thats is a good question.
Never have I ever wanted such awesome friends. This is one lucky guy
Agreed
hahaha, yeah i agree!
ME TOO!!
It’s a frap!
We can’t repel flavor of that magnitude!
WIN
I once saw a sign at a coffee shop with this drawn on it. It was cool.
Then you’d probably enjoy Epic Win FTW.
Congrats! you two have made my day.
My Cheeks hurt from laughing XD
first.
Oh my god! Uber Fail!
^^FTW!! indeed is a Epic fail.
pure genius!
Win.
Ahh finally, a failbook that does not involve stupid people. And it has Star Wars. Def. win!!!
But the lack of stupid people makes this less of a fail…
This is damn funny, though, I have to admit. Is there a site for just funny but non-stupid things on FB? Or maybe like winbook/awesomebook?
That’s why it’s not really a fail, no stupid people, and STAR WARS! I wish there were a winbook, I’d never visit failbook again.
Probably thats why there isnt a winbook ;d
True, but then it would quickly turn into another Failbook because people would put stupid entries on there thinking it is a win…
actually it is a fail
becuz those guys fail in life
they dont have girlfriends or friends
“HURR THEY TALK ABOUT STAR WARS AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT SO THEY MUST BE NERDS WITHOUT LIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS OR FRIENDS.”
Way to judge people you have never met based on a single instance. Yeah, they’re talking about Star Wars, but guess what? They’re being funny about it. A sense of humor is more likely to win you friends than being some prick who goes around thinking he’s “the shit” because he mocks other people and acts like a tough guy. I’m pretty sure that they have friends, too, since they’re posting on each other’s Facebook. Oh, and for God’s sake, learn proper punctuation, spelling, capitalization, and just grammar in general. The only person who is a failure is you, for being a presumptuous, prejudiced douchebag who doesn’t know grammar, punctuation, or spelling.
Lurker FTW! Also, noe you are a dumb shit.
Idgaff, its still win. End of.
@noe…..you really should just give up this pathetic diatribe. You are obviously in the minority opinion-wise here. Is it possible that YOU are the one who can’t get a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Oh and by the way, your spelling and grammar are atrocious.
[citation needed]
WTF is your pure hatred of Star Wars about? Show us on the doll where the wookiee touched you.
BTW, Star Wars makes a person a loser, but trolling on Failbook gets you the chicks right?
lol Comeback win
note the slogan: “TOO FUNNY TO UNFRIEND”.
wut bout it?
I’ll have the Luke Skywaffle!
HAHA, i LOL’d at your comment
Man these comments are full of win
These aren’t the recipes i’m looking for…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They spelled wookiee wrong. It’s ok though. Very few people know there’s two e’s in wookiee.
and there are 3 Y’s in Kashyyyk (Wookiee home world, for the non Star Wars fans), and people have problems pronouncing it.
I find your lack of Grammar disturbing.
I find the fact that you capitalized grammar ironic
You, sir, have made my day.
And, very little pollocks know grammar.
Ok, rapeandsubscribe:
I think you meant to say “very few pollocks.” Also, pollock is a fish.
I’m not insulted; I just wanted to clarify your statement.
My grandmother was Polish, by the way.
Perhaps he means “pillock?”
@BugBasher666
Best one I have EVER read. You’re awesome
lol!!!! and the good part is that it isnt fake cuz it doesnt have the option to delete any comments
Even if it was fake it would still be awesome you have to admit.
how would that make them fake?
Because if every name had the option to delete, it would mean one guy postd under different names, but with the same account, so therefore its fake? I dont know, thats my best guess.
Or they were the one to own the Wall this was posted on…?
Owned ;d
“those aren’t the biscuits I would be looking for”
That comment is so full of win that I’m not really sure what to say about it.
What?! You’re all out of Corellian Roast?
…Okay, fine. I’ll have a Hoth Chocolate.
Ha! Good One!
Pure Awesome
Lucky Bastard has such awesome friends
So hard to find good friends with star wars sense of humour really
STAR WARS 4 EVER
U SUCK
AND YOU WIN AT SUCKING
No need to tell everyone what your boyfriend said. Some things really ought to be kept private.
oh hes gunna need ice for that burn
how much? a glacier? for him…yes.
Maybe we can send him to Hoth!
With any luck, he’ll end up in the belly of an alien beast without the aid of a lightsabre.
wait wth is Hoth?
Aww, the itty bitty troll returns. Here’s a hint, noe. Before you go around blasting something for being crap, why don’t you try to learn something about it (in this case, the movies) before you whinge about the franchise.
yeah BUUUUUUUUUURN
but idk either
what is hoth?
Hoth is an ice planet in Star Wars. According to Wookieepedia, it’s surface is entirely an ocean and that froze to form a crust of ice around the entire planet. The average temperature is -60 C (-76 F).
ohhhhhhhhhhhh thats friking cuel
i looooooooooooooove cold
once i drank a slushie or ice wut wuz it???
anyways it hurt sooo much
but wuz pretty fun
u know wuts funny
maybe he dusnt like star wars
thats his opinion that dusnt mean its a bad movie there are alot of haters of that movie i dont like ti
but im not going araound saying “yeah those geeks that watch star wars are lame” or something like that
but if u think he is stupid or he is not right dont answer him and thats all
also i love all the food
When you leave you can pick up an imperial mint.
do they have early toydarian specials?
Cooked on an eWOK.
Win.
This was, by far, the coolest thing I’ve ever seen on failbook. Ever.
Do they serve Princess Leia’s chocolate covered cinnamon rolls?
Yuck u pervert
for the love of the force you do realize we are talking about her hair right?
Abbey: That’s what she said.
Anon: Beat me to the punch line, and what would that be referring to?
Calvinu: That finisher set it all up to be the biggest win of this comment board.
I’m amazed no one has said “Darth Taters” yet
How about the Vader-Tot Hot Dish?
You win HoboCore.
Yeah, can I gat a Qui-Gon Jinn and tonic, an Emperor Palatini and th Han Solo Malt wiskey please.
Should be Obi-Won Con Kobe
Or it could be Obi-Won Con Carne…
Cant believe no one has done this yet..
*ahem*
ITS A TRAP!!
They did. Look up.
Do they have any Thai Bomber Stir Fry?
I was thinking of a Plate of Wookiee Cookies with a Glass of Yoda Soda.
ARGGGGHH! *clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk clonk *
You want this, don’t you? *Uncovers a cherry danish*
I find their lack of crepes disturbing.
Do they serve Chinese food? ‘Cause if they do, I’ll have the Sky-Wok-er Stir Fry.
I’d like the Peking Dooku… and maybe some General Solo’s Chicken.
I hear the Mon Calamari is very nice!
^^Win^^
The force is strong in this one.
I want all these people to be my FB friends!!!!! THEY ROCK!!!
yea i would like a skywaffer sandwich and a solo shake
I’ll have the Princess Fi-Leia Fish.
*groan* x’D
I would totally eat there! Someone should open this place! They’ve got the menu right here and they would make a *killing*!!
whip, whip, stir. Whip, whip, stir… That’s all I have to say.
Win!!! xD
Butter Coruscants anyone??
the next big brand of bottled water:
“skywater”
…to be served Luke-warm
HA ftw
As a Star Wars fan who can appreciate this, I say it is definately a win.
Plus, I love reading the comments to something like this, because you know someone will follow up on it and come up with something that isn’t there already. So, all of you who have made me laugh by continueing the Star Wars win above? I applaud you. You made me laugh my ass off.
i would like to get on this band wagon of appreciation
Ditto!
3PO!
WIN
AGREED!
Darth Vadeh (vadeh is a sort of spicy Indian bun btw … it’s nice too).
Wonder if they Sell Darth chocolate cake
Fried Mon Calamari.
Yeah, can i get a side order of Garlic Chewbatta?
I’d have the Gungan sub.
Jesus Murphy! This is the best thing I’ve ever read on failbook. Epic win! I could not have laughed harder.
Also, so glad people took the time out to bash people for enjoying Star Wars. Good use of your time.
Lastly…to reference something else; “You’ll need a tray”
Thank you for the Eddie Izzard reference!
in north riverside/berwyn Illinois there was a restaruant called jedi’s garden…. now sadly it has gone the way of the franchise. its called ya-ya cafe… and is not 24 hours. balls…
What surprises me is how many of this guy’s friends are Star Wars fans…I guess I am not a real American…because most of the allusions just went over my head!
Do you have Boba Feta Cheese?!
Whatever you do, don’t order the Jar Jar Binks Surprise Specialty Platter. Your head and stomach will regret it for days.
DARTH MALT LMAO. ham solo, java teh hutt, wookie burger, obi wan ton soup…
I’ll take a Dooku Doughnut with a side of Death Star Fruit please and thank-you.
We highly recommend Potato Wedge Antilles with Dune Sea salt and the Salacious Crumbcake for dessert.
Don’t forget your Trooper Truffles with your Vader Biscuits!
Ya know, a friend of mine heard this place wasn’t vegan, so Ewok’d out.
Off to the Dark Side Cafe, They have cookies.
The last one is my favorite.
For what I read in those lines above me. I’d only say: Noe fails life. And the rest are just pure owners and good thinkers
Thanks.
I think I would like the Bantha Patty on a bun, with some Tuskan Raider Taters.
Or maybe the Sarlaac Salad to start, followed by the Padawan Thai.
R2-Decaf … Womp-Ratatouille…and, for breakfast, a bowl of C3-P-Oh’s in blue milk (It’s fluent in over six million forms of crunch!)
HA! This is the greatest! My daughter would say that Noe needs to fall in a hole and die, but I love how everyone here who has responded directly to him has put the mindless hater in his place.
Seriously no Wookie Cookies or even slow cooked sith?
I wonder if they serve Chewbaklava
They forgot the Bib Fortuna Melt
/credited to boydtl
XD Win
I’m still more partial to Pizza the Hutt.
Ah, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Yogurt has taught you well
You know, I heard you were my brother’s, father’s, nephew’s, cousin’s former roommate. That true?
Spaceballs reference FTW
And for dessert they have either Darth by Chocolate cake or Chocolate Chip Wookiees….
MMMM Fried Mon Calamari
DON’T GO TO THE BOBA CAFÉ!!!
IT’S A TRAP!!
YESSSS
Maybe you’d prefer Admiral Ackbar Cereal at home instead?
Your tongue can’t repel flavor of that magnitude!
Hey, can I get that Luke Skywaffle mentioned, with a side of Lando-Lakes butter?
Fun Fact: Java the Hutt is a small, but real coffee shop. I saw one in the Lucas Arts studio I visited. X3
Don’t forget Darth Tater Tots
Damn my accidental unoriginality! Grrrrr….
That all sounds delicious, but I’ve been really curious about the Rakata Prime Ribs.. I heard they’re out of this world!
Today’s specials:
Tatooine-a Melt
Dagobahrley Soup
Tuna Tar Tarkin
Chicken Endors
Greedoughnuts
drinking a diet yoda, I will.
This thread really doesn’t belong on Failbooking! To me, this a WIN! Nonetheless, props are in order for the website delivering us this little gem of humor, as well as to all those creative people for applying the clever use of puns to one of the few worthy topics! Bravo.
XD WIN
Apple Pie-walker. A la mode, of course.
OMG this is awesome not only did i laugh till my sides hurt but now i am hungry!!
And just in case the chewbacklava is to high in calories for you, you can also order its low fat alternative Lowbacclava!
May the force b-meñu…
And some princess lay’s cinnamon buns?
A long time ago in a restaurant, far, far away…
Which wasn’t that far away
This made my day.
These people are brilliant!
And then I found this:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/starwars/b322/
The Star Wars cookbook… for real… Boba Fett-uccine, anyone?
They should have had “E-Wok fried rice”!
I just realized someone already used this. :< Oh well!
And for dessert…That’s No Moon Pie!
Or an Obi-Wan Canoli…did someone say that already?
Attack of the scones? Hoth Cross Buns?
This is not a fail–an epic win lol =P
Anybody up for a Milk Shaak-Ti?
I’d like a serving of Apple-Pie fighters, please. And also, some Twin Sun toast, and a bowl of Sidious soup.
What about Padmé Thai?
Actually, my fav is Aunt Beru’s blue shake – blueberry of course.
Yum!
Darth taters?
It’s a trap!
Good lord, it’s a f**king virgin convention.
Welcome aboard then, fellow virgin!
This blog rocks… as do most of the comments. May the forks be with you all.
haha i love people who think everyone who watched star wars is a loser when in reality its one of the largest movies of all time and has a large fan base not just the obsessive guys that have no life but lots of normal and even attractive people can like the film as well. and i love you all for the space balls reference haha. please keep commenting haters even though many normal well adjusted people would disagree with you its funny to see people who are ignorant act like they’re better than anyone else. and cant have buffalo x-wings without forceraddish sauce yes i know it was bad haha
wookiee-ookiee cookieeees
guys you are all brilliant you have made my day
but also could i have a jedi jumbo burger, a chew-coffee and a coke jedi light
oh and how about visiting kentuky fried chewbacca
zomg how could me and all of you hav missed this
:Jabba Cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!