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This is amazing!!!
Beautiful.
sooo WIN
Agreement comment post
unsolicited opinion trashing your comment
Unrelated racist comment.
Unrelated politically biased jargon.
Nonsensical politically biased joke.
Misplaced private message about poster.
ubiquitous mom joke
completely untimely noncomment.
C-c-c-c-c-combo breaker comment.
Stupid reply flaming all of you.
spam
somewhat unrelated i say no to bullies comment
Slightly lame pun related to spam
agressive comment *smack*
Haha, hilarious
Win. Pure, unfettered win.
Obligatory comment from someone with no sense of humour, disagreeing with the above and being really pedantic.
A completely unnecessary post on how late you joined in.
Extremely agressive hate-comment
Hippy comment beseeching yall to feel the love
3rd!!
Comment about how Shaun Kelly doesn’t know how to count.
eleventy five!!
Qth!!
Ya? Well I’m number Green
Obligatory “who cares?” remark
OMFG!!
HK-47, they’re doing it wrong!
*toasts my fellow KotOR fan*
Dirty meatbags.
Awesomesauce seriously lol
I feel a need to print this out and hang it somewhere.
Enthused agreement.
Ah. Facebook. DEFINED
This is the funniest thing. Intelligence on facebook always surprises me a little bit.
Too true.
I see someone’s been reading bash.org.
(moderately amusing and witty comment)
This is beautiful win
Nice one,Joey
I think I already saw something like that on the internet – but it was two times shorter and two times funnier. but what the hell, this one is funny too
Batch.org much?
bash doh
If this was a sandwich, I would eat it and be joyous.
Failbook? I think not. Total Winbook.
Annoyed comment protesting the lack of humor
Retort involving your mother.
Response from random other commenter referencing your mother and various sexual innuendo.
Just a comment about your sense of humor and how it sucks.
Comment about the cut of your jib and how much it is enjoyed by this party.
***Inserts appropriate emoticon***
Bandwagon ending comment
Sarcastic comment protesting your continued presence.
random and completely irrelevant Chuck Norris fact.
Facebook comments a la “Academy Award Winning Movie” trailer. (Check it out.)
I was scanning the comments to see if someone had posted that link; it’s EXACTLY what this reminded me of! Great stuff
They stole this routine from the quote on bash.org
http://bash.org/?top
Maybe, but theirs is better
oh and that wasn’t original either btw. They could have easily come up with this. it’s not too hard a concept. I’m sure a thousand+ people have though of it.
This reminds me of a great video, using this same idea for a movie trailer.
For a second I thought I was on bash.org. Then I remembered originality died when the internet was born.
There was never much originality to begin with… now it’s just easier for people to prove that with 6 billion people in the world, your brilliant idea has probably happened once or twice.
Sarcastic comment protesting your continued presence.
[Sad addendum mourning the loss of my first comment]
Annoyed comment ranting about the failure of Failbook to obey my clicking on the reply button. -_-
Surprised comment about how my original post has now reappeared.
Socially awkward comment that kills the thread.
Double post that exists soley to apologize for double posting.
Implication of blatant fakery.
Would’ve been funnier if it hadn’t been done before on bash. http://bash.org/?23396
I wish my friends were this cool.
Comment correcting the misuse of the word ubiquitous and other vocabulary mistakes.
sounds like someone playing too much mass effect.
HK-47 (one of BioWare’s earlier creations) did it first.
Actually, the quip on bash.org was also stolen. This original concept was from a group of performers called the Neo-Futurists doing a show called “Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind.” You can hear the performance on an episode of “This American Life,” which originally aired in 2003.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/241/20-Acts-in-60-Minutes
Ah, there’s just the clip:
http://cdn3.libsyn.com/neofuturists/02_Title_1.mp3?nvb=20100418013459&nva=20100419014459&t=0e81ca6ca72c6ea80b70f
Sweetness.
Comment.
Whitley cannot spell. You’re would be You are. “You are status report.” This confused me momentarily.
Actually, Whitley is correct. It says “You’re weird status comment”. I believe what he/she is trying to say is “I’m responding with a status comment that says ‘you’re weird’”. In that case, “you are weird” would be absolutely correct.
To be fair, though, it is a little confusing until you read further and realize that the following comments (“subtle hint at irritation reply” and “get over it comeback”, etc.) follow the same pattern.
Spam comment from someone promoting some other crappy website, which has nothing to do with the current theme.
Pathetic irrelevant ignorant comment accusing original post of homosexuality.
This sounds so much like the comments for Title Of The Song.
What the hell is bash.org? No one has ever heard of that website.
This is funny. The routine is as old as time, but it doesn’t make it any less enjoyable.
YOU are ‘retardedly unfunny’.
Criticism of you’re poor punctuation
Criticism of YOUR poor punctuation.
Criticism of your poor grammar.
its nice to know intelligent people still live on the internet.
5000 likes, and I’m #5000. WIN PIC.
obligatory comment about someone coining a term for this and writing a meaning for it on urbandictionary.
Nice. Almost makes me miss Facebook.
Almost.
Random freestyle
to distract you, meanwhile…
GrapeApe
Much needed WIN comment.
totally random comment in vague attempt to change subject but ultimately knowing that will be nothing more than a mere attempt and become an epic fail