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  1. isisorchid says:

    See this is why when I am going to play Grammar Nazi I check, recheck, and check again what it is I’m saying. Spelling, grammar, punctuation…

  2. Cat says:

    OOPS, not opps

  3. Gen Travis says:

    She gradeeated frum hiskool

  4. Kalin Yancy says:

    So many people write “opps” instead of “oops”. Whyyy? >_<

  5. Aubrey says:

    Wow, that reminds me of my roommate in so many ways. Pretending to be smart when you’re so clearly NOT… it’s a bad move. … FAIL.

  6. Fail americans says:

    Isnt she a clever pickle? >.>

    stupid slut should have paid more attention in English literature class

  7. Mary says:

    Duhhhhh!!! OK, people, how do we pronounce “oops”? With an OOOOOO. Why would you spell it oppppss?? Grrr!!

  8. Maggie says:

    Maybe she feels clever because she knows she sucks at grammar, so catching a mistake really is a big deal for her!

  9. ben says:

    “i is college student”

  10. aliROCKNaces says:

    Hm…should give her a hard one: DOGG…did i spell that right?? Shyit, where is Grammar Queen when you need her D:

  11. adsf says:

    This person should also capitalize the first letter and put a period at the end. Some grammar Nazi this one is..

  12. Smitty says:

    Way to go, sister! I mean… Kelsey Grammer is such a smug SOB. And, why is he even writing journal articles? What? He thinks he’s a scientist now? Point out his mistakes. That’ll knock him down a peg or two!

  13. uh…….
    Americans….what you can say…..

  14. TheLolGuy says:

    statuses like this are always a grammer nazi magnet.

  15. aenima says:

    Oh i can totally understand that guy or chick (i think its a chick) i mean come on if i was that lame with spelling i would probably urinate myself when i find spelling errors on papers

  16. bob says:

    She’s probably just made a game for herself.

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  18. D says:

    To answer the actual question in the facebook-fail, “ups” is a word, it’s the German translation for “oops”. And if the letters are spelled separately, it’s the name of a renowned parcel service, just for that matter.

  19. Grammar Nazi says:

    I am amused that no one commented the correct spelling of “Grammar” on her status.

  20. FallacyMan says:

    So many times I wonder how many US citizens fail at correct grammar and spelling … I am a European non-English native and I always get a feeling of superiority in English over 90% of native US folks.

    Oh, and I am a Grammar Nazi in my own language as I come from a county where my language is spoken most correctly but the irony is that I have a good friend that comes from a different county known for language-twisting but she even corrects me … it’s annoying yet hilarious at the same time because I am also able to pick up some of her misspronounciations and we have a good laugh about it. So if you are to be a Grammar Nazi be one with a style and respect.

    Waiting for corrections now.

  21. Thalia says:

    The United Parcel Service must feel so stupid when they make “grammer” mistakes.


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