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Hahaha, brilliant
LOL KIND OF LIKE THAT TIME I WAS IN A TURKISH PRISON
Oh I don’t disagree!
Ha ha, that is so true!! I actually like this one
Epic
epic alright… EPIC FAIL
also i would like to add UNFOLLOW!
Evan, please don’t unfollow fail failbooking. They can’t possibly survive without you. XD
first!
first FAIL
Note to all people who try to bash people who do this:
They are internet trolls, because they want you to be annoyed by this and say things like “fuck you!” and “SHUT UP!” If you want people to stop this, then ignore them. Don’t react to it. Also, if you trolls would be so kind, please stop your pointless bullshit.
*facepalm*
*pacefalm*
first you tell em to stop dissin the trolls…then u diss them urself… wow…sad…
I know. The last part’s a joke (purposely), but the rest is real.
rofl
lol’d
wohooo
that’s the truth.
Who names their kids Jure and Blaz? Yes I kno3 this could be half the name, but still. What names start that way?
the names are slovenian and this is a fake, because we don’t speak english with eachother
Unless their parents were Slovenian and they live in an English speaking country.
possible but unlikely
What makes you think we don’t ever communicate in English? Even my reply to you proves you wrong. I’ve posted statuses in English as well. Have you considered that he may have international friends and wanted them to understand what was he saying? And that status is not fake because Jure is my friend and I’ve seen it on my FB.
So true. I’m Southeast-Asian and I can speak English twice as good as those 9-year-old American kids on the internet.
I think you meant to write “twice as WELL” in that sentence. Good to know you can speak it, you certainly can’t type it. xD
Common misconceptions. A little like consensus reality, how it works, I mean.
Even with that mistake, that message contained less errors then the average text written by an American (pre)teen
fewer
Also, then => than.
sj nism reku da je nemogoč
Yah. Because why would you speak in a public, international forum in ANYTHING but a little used tiny-country language. That would be craziness.
If you’re not speaking in Spanish, Chinese, or English on the net- maybe it’s time to switch your interface. Because in 50 years, I’d expect half of language used to be some sort of pigdin of these three.
Could be Jurez and Blaze… *shrugs*
Lame.
That’s exactly what your mom told me when you popped out.
hiiiii
First to say second.
…and sex
I think internet in general takes 50 years off our lives.
Especially the “FIRST!” people!
Oh, maybe also those people that do nothing but whine about how the fails aren’t funny (because their form of humor is OBVIOUSLY more intelligent than this!) – they seem to have an aneurysm every time a fail is posted.
We get it, we get it. You think this place sucks… I love how none of them seem to have the brain capacity to just… I dunno… STFU and just move along to something they DO consider funny rather than thinking their opinion matters? Because Failbook will obviously never reach your level of oh so sophisticated form of humor, and whining only makes you sound like a baby. <3
you my friend, are my hero.
AGING DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! – Morbo
You don’t have some magical energy bubble in your colon that gets drained a little bit when you think too hard.
I don’t think I even want to live over 90! 120? So I can spend all my time having my butt wiped by people and not having enough brain left to know what’s even going on? Pfft 120 overrated.