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  1. jen says:

    umm…wow…drama queen?

  2. Becca says:

    Just an itsy bitsy

  3. Steph says:

    LMAO! I feel like Matt.

    Just found that funny.

  4. Louis says:

    …. is currently thinking of a way to finish with connie ……. without suicidal results

  5. Martin Klein says:

    “why did this turn out this way?!!!”

    Because you’re a psycho!?

  6. Jenna says:

    Dear Lord! Get out while you still can.

  7. What on earth does Hieu mean?

  8. Aundrea says:

    umm why is the dude’s name blurred in the top but her saying it isn’t blurred in her ramblings. way to go.

  9. Mortan says:

    She’s crazy on the coconut!

  10. Are you sure this is treatable by medication?

  11. Vicki says:

    Oh I’m so glad facebook wasn’ t around when I was younger or this would’ve been me! Instead I listened to songs of heartbreak from the 50′s in my bedroom thinking that the world was ending. LOL. I’m betting her status is gonna be ‘single’ for a long long time after this LMAO.

    • Just like to say says:

      You know you probably shouldn’t admit that to anyone, let alone the internet. The internet is a cruel and unforgiving place full of trolls and rick rolls

    • Ichimaru Gin says:

      Unfortunately, she’ll probably meet a guy who’s too nice, and too desperate for affection, “fall in love” with him, and the cycle will begin anew.

  12. bobby mc ferrin says:

    is it just me or are we getting tonnes of these twice over?

  13. A.D. says:

    Stop picking on her, she just needs a good teabagging.

  14. Marjax says:

    The fuck is “Hieu”? Is that the dude’s name? Some kind of weird exclamation? Either way, I have a feeling things are complicated because she says that too damn much.

  15. facepalmer says:

    paris hilton much?

  16. FTW says:

    Hahah I love this large amounts. Nut job

  17. rc52 says:

    i’m putting money down on her being fucked up then.

  18. Avril says:

    Why’d Heiu have to go and make things so complicated? Connie sees the way he’s acting like he’s somebody else and that’s got her frustrated.

  19. Shushnik says:

    How could he call that complicated? It seems so normal to me…

  20. Fart Master says:

    Out of curiosity, I searched Facebook for people named Hieu. I got a few, and only one of them had a picture. It was a picture of a baby. Yeesh.

  21. phoreal says:

    i like how the poster blurred out the name on the first post, but left it everywhere else. FAIL

  22. lala says:

    never knew 37 minutes equates to 6 hours…what a revelation…

  23. rofl! desperate girls are always funny :)

  24. Ye Olde Devil says:

    I don’t find this amusing or funny at all. This person clearly requires professional help and I’m sure Hieu knows this and took great pleasure in writing “it’s complicated”, knowing it would cause a scene.

    • yosh says:

      I doubt he’s doing it on purpose. In the course of 37 minutes, Connie had a total breakdown. Not everybody is on 24/7 so he might not have had time to change it.
      The mere fact that she isn’t CALLING him to TALK to him (check her 2nd post) but rather putting this out in public is a hint that she has some emotional issues to rectify.
      Maybe he put “it’s complicated” because he didn’t want her to think they are completely together and increase her clinginess and didn’t want to put “single” because he knew she would tailspin to severe depression.

    • Llama says:

      Or, Hieu put that up, because she had been badgering him to say he was in a relationship with her on Facebook so it was an explanation more than attempt at drama.

      It’s funny, because she flipped the hell out over it, way more than was required.

  25. News Flash says:

    Uhh… I think it’s pretty obvious that Hieu has been responding but has deleted all of his offensive messages so as not to look like the douche that he is. Why else would she be repeatedly responding every 2 minutes?

    • Gak says:

      Well she wrote a wall of text in 3 min, so if you take in the supposed fact that within 3 minutes Hieu saw her last message, responded to it, Connie saw it too and managed to write back….both of them are ninjas?

    • MLD says:

      No no no. I know several people that would do precisely that. Comment, not get a response in <1 min, and comment again.

    • sharona says:

      If this isn’t just made up and has the issues I think she does….yeah, she could totally do that. A friend of a friend will send her like, TEN emails in the space of an hour when she’s flipping out over some perceived wrongdoing because she can’t handle relationship stress at all.

      She’s in therapy now, but it’s gonna be a loooong road.

  26. Krellyan says:

    Wow. That’s pretty pathetic.

  27. -___- I can’t laugh at this, I know someone (A guy) that does this exact same thing.

    • Chopperman says:

      Can’t you laugh at that guy? Is he actually crazy, or what?

      • Elarain says:

        Borderline Personality Disorder….thats what she (and he) sounds like.

        Symptoms – (copy/pasted from WebMD.com)

        People who are diagnosed with borderline personality disorder have at least five of the following symptoms. They may:

        Make frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment.
        Have a pattern of difficult relationships caused by alternating between extremes of intense admiration and hatred of others.
        Have an unstable self-image or be unsure of his or her own identity.
        Act impulsively in ways that are self-damaging, such as extravagant spending, frequent and unprotected sex with many partners, substance abuse, binge eating, or reckless driving.
        Have recurring suicidal thoughts, make repeated suicide attempts, or cause self-injury through mutilation, such as cutting or burning himself or herself.
        Have frequent emotional overreactions or intense mood swings, including feeling depressed, irritable, or anxious. These mood swings usually only last a few hours at a time. In rare cases, they may last a day or two.
        Have long-term feelings of emptiness.
        Have inappropriate, fierce anger or problems controlling anger. The person may often display temper tantrums or get into physical fights.
        Have temporary episodes of feeling suspicious of others without reason (paranoia) or losing a sense of reality.

        • Elarain says:

          by the way – borderline personality disorder is not at all that uncommon, and I suffered from it as a teenager and young adult. Medication and intensive therapy has helped me to live a ‘normal’ life (happily married with two kids), although I still have mood swings from time to time.

          So, yeah, I’m not a big fan of the suicide comments…and feel sorry for both of these kids.

        • JK says:

          It sounds like you just looked at everything she might have and used it as a list because she sounds like she has EVERY symptom on that list. I don’t think it’s funny, though, a friend of mine was depressed because his girlfriend was like that. She forced him to leave college because she was pregnant, then it turned out she not only lied about the pregnancy but also cheated on him, then threatened to kill herself when he told her he wanted to leave her.

  28. dr. bloor says:

    “Why did it turn out this way?”

    Nothing comes to mind, huh?

  29. Like you need to know says:

    While i can understand why a guy would reconsider a single status after spending, say, a year with a girl like that, i still can’t help but feel sorry for her… Making a girl cry is definitely not cool… <.<

  30. wait what? says:

    I like how they censored the guy’s name, hieu, up top but didn’t censor it at all in all of Connie’s posts.

  31. callum britter says:

    SHES TALKING TO HERSELF?!

  32. Rodney says:

    This is epic. I love it. ;-) He’s probably punishing her for not putting out. LOL

  33. I think my reaction to that would mostly likely be changing it to ‘single’. Wow.

  34. Bridget says:

    I for one have no idea why their relationship is complicated. ;)

  35. Teath says:

    When will people re-discover The All-Mighty Phone!?

  36. LOL says:

    I just see a girl who really loves her boyfriend, and he hints to her that their relationship is in danger but he won’t explain why. I don’t see a problem with her reaction, she just loves him and she’s very worried (and probably mad that he won’t talk to her about it).

    Ah well, most people don’t understand what love is until they find the right one anyway, so I don’t expect people here to understand what this girl is going through.

    • that guy says:

      really? you don’t see a problem with this? wow women are weird

      • LOL says:

        Really? You see a problem with this? Wow you are weird.

        As you can see I can also tell you that your opinion is wrong and not support my point with any premises. But since I am civilized, I’ll argue my point.
        By the way, don’t you know sentences start with a capital letter and end with a punctuation? It says a lot about you, including the fact that you probably shouldn’t have an opinion on anything.

        Now:
        First, I’m not a woman, you sexist-stereotyped person. And the only problem I see is the guy has a girlfriend who loves him and he hurts her on purpose.

        Let me summarize what’s going on here for you:
        - Guy shows ON FACEBOOK that he’s not satisfied with his relationship.
        - Guy knows his girlfriend will see it and this will be a big surprise to her, but he doesn’t bother to talk about it with her first.
        - Girl loves her boyfriend, thinks their relationships is going well, then sees this and can’t get an explanation.

        Her reaction is emotional, I won’t argue against that, but anybody with a bit of empathy could put themselves in her place and understand this came as a shock to her and has really hurt her.

        Now unless you are a robot, I don’t see how you could blame her for reacting emotionally to something important. All human beings have a string that if pulled will cause emotional reactions.

        Also, if you keep in mind that this is goddamn FACEBOOK and not real life, you’ll realize her reaction is not so bad. It’s not like she smashed his car with a baseball bat, waited all night in front of his home or kidnapped his cat.
        It’s only a few one paragraph long messages from a girl who was emotionally hurt and who needed to have an urgent discussion with her boyfriend and had no way of reaching.

        The boyfriend is a jerk. That’s the problem. The only problem.
        But keep living in your world where women are emotional people who overreact to everything and with who’s feelings you can toy with, where love has been replaced by sex, where Facebook is real life and where capital letters don’t exist because it makes you look cool to omit them.

        • While I think her public freak-out was a little ill-advised, I have to say I agree with pretty much everything you just said. I would be freaking out in this situation, but I’d be blowing up his phone instead of leaving a bunch of messages on his page that would lead others to conclude I’m completely off my nut. (Whether I am or not is irrelevant.)

          • zappafrank says:

            Yeah, notice she says something about never being able to talk shit out. I used to know someone who absolutely refused to discuss things unless it was on her terms and on her time, no matter the pain, fear, and frustration it caused in other people (namely, me! Ha). So while I agree that restraint is good, I’ve been in situations where the other person is just as much a catalyst for the drama. “Doing nothing” sometimes only makes things worse, and it’s possible her BF’s avoidance of the issues is only making things worse. PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN TO COMMUNICATE.

          • Elarain says:

            I absolutely LOVE your (Whether I am or not is irrelevant.) I feel the exact same way about myself – and I got a genuine belly laugh that startled the baby out of that.

        • count snarkula says:

          Wow, LOL, condescending much?

        • Stephanie says:

          While I disagree with some of what you said, I think this is one of the more mature, and definitely one of the most empathetic comments I’ve read on this site so far and that gives me a little hope for the state of this world. I can now go on thinking that 80% of all internet comments are, in fact, just people acting like trolls for reasons I have yet to discern, but that are certainly innocent enough considering that in real life most of those people are, in fact, intelligent and caring people who are critical of situations, yet in tune with other people’s emotional needs. It’s a good world, you’re a good person.

        • Fuzzman says:

          You managed to clear this up read way too much into it.

          (You hoping to get laid? Trust me – It’s not worth it.)

          “I am willing to change!” LMFAO

          Heiu! Heiu! Heiu!

        • kermy says:

          tl:dr (too long, didn’t read).
          You are definitely female though, don’t kid yourself and pretend you’re not to somehow try and make a point.
          Chick needs to take a chill pill and calm the flap down. He probably has tried talking to her and she didn’t like what she was hearing. She’s probably also about 15 and so it’s not the end of the world which she will realise in about 2 days with her next crush.
          The end.

        • that guy says:

          i would like to point out at this point that, yes, you are female. and if somehow you are not, you suffer from gender-confusion

        • baahahahaa says:

          BAHAHAAHAHA! Are you serious? You don’t see what is wrong with this? Facebook is fricken public. Why would you want the whole world to see that crap. Completely pathetic.

        • Vita says:

          It’s not like she smashed his car with a baseball bat, waited all night in front of his home or kidnapped his cat.”

          You know…scary thing is,while I was reading this, I kept thinking “this sounds awfully familiar”

          My last ex had abandonment issues cause his first girlfriend cheated on him twice, so he’s kind of crazy and has jealousy issues. He keyed my guy friend’s car, waited in front of my house for hours, and then bust in and attempted to kidnap my dog in an attempt to make me talk to him. So yeah…Connie has got nothin on him!

    • Rawr says:

      You can love your boyfriend and still handle things maturely. If they are so in love that way, it means they are mature enough to feel that way which also says that you’d think they could BOTH conduct themselves in a mature fashion. Quite honestly, I’d say if there were anything wrong with her other than just being needy or not having anything else, it would be a personality disorder. However, if she really loved him, you’d think she’d know him and be comfortable enough with him to talk to him in person, as well as mature enough.

      • zappafrank says:

        I agree about the possibility of a personality disorder. I’m pretty sure the person I mentioned in my comment above has some kind of personality disorder b/c it’s always extreme of push and pull, ups and downs with her. And I’m pretty sure it’s genetic, b/c except for one of her aunts, I’ve only ever heard about how her mom, aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandmother are bat shit insane.

    • Vince says:

      No person capable of operating a computer could possibly believe what you’ve written here.

      2/10

  37. Connie says:

    This isn’t funny you guys! My life is seriously destroyed! The trauma of not knowing the exact status of our relationship for 37 minutes is worse than the holocaust.

  38. Kate says:

    Yeah, Hieu is an asian boy’s name. I think Vietnamese if I’m not mistaken…

    Connie is definitely unstable but I think Hieu is a tool for changing the status to complicated. What a jerk way to deal with relationship problems especially if you know she’s a nutcase.

    I guess it makes good entertainment for us though :)

  39. Lisa Miranda says:

    OMG – what is the deal with guys doing this passive aggressive crap to girls? Just talk it out and get to the make up sex (you know its the best). Stupid, stupd boys!

    • ben says:

      lisa,

      because “talking it out” involves little more than being a pair of ears while you rattle off every last unfounded insecurity you have. it gets old after awhile, and leaves ones libido in shreds.

      • Libidiots says:

        …..serious conversation is unnecessary. Please…..stop.

      • Matt says:

        Also, “talking it out” does nothing but give her positive attention for her neurotic behaviour. Doing so only encourages more of the same behaviour.
        You wouldn’t reward a child for throwing a tantrum. (You ignore them.)
        And you shouldn’t reward your girlfriend for behaving like a nutjob.

        • arejs says:

          That doesn’t work if someone has a personality disorder. I’m completely psycho – my bf doesn’t give me attention during episodes, but I still have episodes.

          • Matt says:

            But imagine how much more often you might have them if he rewarded them.
            I’ve been in a relationship with someone with borderline personality disorder, your boyfriend has my admiration and sympathy. I hope you appreciate him.

  40. Kat says:

    I definitely feel a lot less crazy after reading this.

  41. Amy says:

    The only thing missing here is a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

  42. djse says:

    Yeah, that’s pretty fuggin’ complicated all right.

  43. Vince says:

    Wow. Cry for help in progress.

    No, the bf is not a jerk. Any relationship of any kind with someone like Connie’s comments suggest would be “complicated” at best.

  44. Angelwaits says:

    Or his name could be “Matthew” and she’s weak on spelling.
    Yikes, there are so many painful things going wrong in those posts. I’m glad I don’t know her, or I would feel like I should get involved to try to help her.
    Also reminds me of how I dislike what has happened to everyday language in the last 30 years.
    “do you even know how the f*ck i feel right now?” At a guess, I would say, “F*cked up.”
    Does she sound like a late-teen to anyone else?

    • zombiequeen says:

      well it could be spelled matthieu which is french. i say probably she’s 14-17

      • MLD says:

        I know 30-40 somethings that would do this same thing. Higher probability that it’s a teen, but definitely possible that it’s someone older.

  45. ben says:

    hieu, noooooo!!!!! WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?!!?! WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?!?!!?!

  46. Morgan says:

    Oh man… I’m on pills and *I* thinks she’s a nut.

  47. punjabi says:

    what a basketcase psycho-chick from hell.

  48. Blah says:

    Why does she “feel like matt”? What could that possibly mean?

  49. DigitalSpork says:

    I think I know why it’s complicated…

  50. Grace says:

    Will I’m pretty sure it got un-complicated for that guy. Who in their right mind would stay with a nut like that. O_o

  51. echo says:

    Excellent

  52. Minh says:

    Yup Hieu is a popular Vietnamese name for guys. Trust me, I’m Vietnamese who is living in CT now. Wow who says Asian guys can’t get white chicks :) ) (Just to assume that Connie is a name for a white girl)

    • Jeremy says:

      that would be a poor assumption, considering the most well-known Connie I can think of is Asian (Connie Chung).

    • TonyT says:

      Well im chinese..
      And Hieu.. Its just a noise in a way.. Pronounced like that..
      People say that if they are annoyed.. xD

  53. Junky says:

    Wow, no wonder he posted that it was complicated…

  54. xen says:

    fucking f-bomb!

    moral of the story: is he worth it?

    @AMP: plausible.

  55. Kat says:

    love the title XD

  56. Meghan says:

    I gave this a def. thumbs down. I live in a dorm with people like this. It’s not fun.

  57. Connie says:

    what the frick?! who posted this?! i demand someone delete it NOW!!!!! im so frickin pissed off now! ugh! DELETE IT NOW! i bet you posted this hieu. i frickin hate you! :(

  58. a person says:

    Hmm, Well, we know about Matt, but where the ‘frick’ is Mello!?? hi fives to anyone who knows what Im talkin bout

  59. Cate says:

    I would say it’s complicated…

  60. Payton says:

    Frick.

  61. Bee says:

    one word: FRICK!

  62. reece says:

    she sure does say frink alot. and was she saying that they had only been together for sic hours when she said “not even for six hours ok”
    hahahaha also, i feel sorry for matt. poor guy whenever anyone feels bad they feel like him.

  63. reece says:

    also frick*

  64. just me says:

    I can’t believe so many commenters got so interested in the precise ethnic origin of hieu’s name, and it took until June 3 for someone to notice wow, she really does say frick a lot. FRICK FRCIK! FRCKING FRICK HIEU! Does anyone else feel like they’re watching Scrubs? She does have that kind of Elliot-ish psychotic behavior going on.

  65. PsychoDoughBOy says:

    I think I dated her….


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