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The Old “I Was Drunk” Routine, Huh?

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  1. DC says:

    too small; didn’t read

  2. chatmort says:

    FILF?

  3. Clare says:

    Omg, lol XD

  4. Fail americans says:

    sluts

  5. slash says:

    I wish I could see this fail.

  6. Steph says:

    No chatmort.
    Dilf.

  7. Boyd Sawyer says:

    hahaha I think i know her.

  8. SkyAoiSora says:

    If it’s too small, hold down your CTRL button and scroll up. This is called a zoom. I hope this helps. :)

    • Patch says:

      …k…so…I didn’t realize you could do that…I think I am going to be way more amused by this function than I should be

  9. thebabbster says:

    Ahhh, so being drunk makes it all ok. Whew! Good to know that! Now I can go get trashed and do all sorts of horrible things with a clean conscience!

  10. ………………………………..
    ☻/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿BANG–>(X_◕)<HATERS
    /▌
    / \
    yo people I’m really happy for you, and I’ma let you finish but i am the most awesome guy of all times all timesss.

  11. LynzCatastrophe says:

    is there a reason this is so small?

  12. monk says:

    I hit it (i think…)

  13. A nony mouse says:

    I think they didn’t know how to use the screen shot and used some program like idiots, just look in the bottom right… Oh. I just zoomed in to read it and it said JetScreenShot, so the person who took the picture is just an idiot.

  14. Dave says:

    This brings up a few questions for me.
    How old was both the father and the girl he f*cked?
    Was he intoxicated as well and if so what kind of father gets drunk with his kids friends?
    Most importantly what kind of lowlife father has sex with his kids friends?

  15. roflcopter says:

    It’s not small…?

  16. elarain says:

    If being drunk makes it not count, than my number just dropped by 75%.

  17. Mike Eeeee says:

    You know who else f****d the father? The person’s mother. Does that make her a slut too? Last time I checked, people with children are allowed to have sex. Doesn’t take much to be a slut I guess.

    • Jim says:

      One night stands is what pervs do. It makes them pervs because they can’t control their instincts and share their intimacy with people they barely know.

      You can argue there is nothing wrong with being a perv, but in my book the above described behavior is perverted behavior, be it acceptable or not.
      Personally, I think it’s wrong. Behaving like an animal is not good. Being human and putting some limits to your instinct is good. Putting too much limits on your instincts is also bad.

      So now that this is cleared out, let me explain:
      Having a one night stand with a family member of someone you know well is disrespectful to that person. If you are quite close to someone, you owe it to them not to have one night stands with their parents or family members, unless if they (the person you know well) are ok with it. It’s that simple.

      Control yourself, don’t f*ck the first person you find. Wait and find someone who is not related to somebody you know. If you can’t even do that, then yes, you’re a slut/perv.

      • meh says:

        I really can’t stand this type of attitude. You know it’s only Americans who think this way right?

        • Janie L says:

          While I disagree with Jim’s comment in general (one night stands are fine, just not with your friend’s father’s, or boyfriends for that matter), it’s not just America. I’m sorry, but we’re hardly the most sexually repressive society on the globe. Or did you think the world only includes the west? Jerk.

        • of course says:

          what makes you believe its only americans?

    • Hedwig says:

      I think you’d be a bit pissed if someone in your social group slept with your father, too. Especially if you were friends. (Especially if he was still married to your mother.)

      • Avery says:

        I don’t know if I agree with that. I’d be a bit angry at my dad because he’s still with my mother and according to them, they’re in a monogamous relationship. If he wasn’t, whatever. If the father in question is still with whoever’s mother, then they need to look at that relationship, things don’t have to be weird just because people had sex.

  18. Bonkers says:

    “I think, therefore I am.” “I was drunk, therefore I’m not.”

  19. dud3 says:

    you miss definitely banged my father….
    well played xD

  20. lukoiwhim says:

    Thats disgusting. Fail Dad, Fail slut. :P

  21. l says:

    It takes two to tango, being drunk isnt a good enough excuse imo but the dad should have known better. He’s a bigger slut and she should stop blaming her friend.

  22. Hugh Janus says:

    Drunk “humor” is rarely funny, and this one isn’t even on the chart at all.

  23. Blobs says:

    It’s more a blurring fail. Why can’t people blur properly? It’s like they’re blurring in a hurry, trying to beat the clock. “Oh no, I’ve blurred out some of the words they’re supposed to be reading… oh well, who cares!”

  24. Bub says:

    I think that the weirdest thing about all of this is that it was a Dane who took the screen shot. :D

  25. Danish Person says:

    Yay, a danish failbook submission (You can see it by the “Tilføj kommentar” and the “synes godt om”. Although i do not see how he could translate everything but that…

  26. Matt says:

    So you’re all saying that in 20 years time, when my daughter is 21, I can’t hit on her hot 21 year old friends?
    Damn, I was looking forward to that!

  27. fake and gay says:

    Fake and gay… how can you notice. so porely done.

  28. does anybody even notice that this is an old one, just with a different title?? if you doubt it…look at the url…

  29. habla dosh says:

    this is fake. why is she writing in english, when the profile is in dannish? “tilføy en kommentar”

  30. Emma says:

    I am danish and I too don’t get why the status update and the comments are in english but the language is set to danish. I guess this either means that it’s fake or that my fellow danes are making some sort of joke, because then we often write in english to prove some kind of point.

  31. Fail to those of you who don’t understand how Facebook language settings work. I have mine set to Leet. Any link, timestamp, and where it says, ‘type comment here’ or ‘update status here’ are in Leet, that doesn’t mean I have to type in it.

    Maybe the person who submitted this fail is learning Danish, or thought they’d give themselves a bit of a challenge by putting it in a language they don’t know, OR maybe they do know Danish and the person who actually made the fail is an English speaker.

  32. HDeBruin says:

    Erm.. yes. I’m Dutch, my Facebook is set in Dutch, but I’m at a British uni so everything I write is in English. All the other international students have the same thing. Don’t see how the Danish language settings are a problem.

  33. prox says:

    My ex girlfriend did that to me :/ and she doesn’t drink..

  34. notdanish says:

    I wanted to know what she was calling the fatherfucker. It must have been pretty bad, since she censored it but didn’t censor ‘fucked’. Maybe it was some kind of horrendous Danish insult.

  35. Lauren says:

    Some of my friends dads are super hot! And yea, seriously, does she think her dad has never fucked anyone before – what I wanna know is, how did she find out?

  36. Nicolas says:

    i bet he liked it

  37. alexandra says:

    haha thats fail.. its from a danish profile page, I guess they don’t use english so often.. It’s fake..


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