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Reply to this comment if you want the team here to remove every post by “lolsinhower” as he/she/it keeps changing their IP address.
losinhower: You can avoid a ban-hammer, you can change your email, but you cannot escape a Moderator.
Please do. Worst troll ever.
Please remove him.
By the way I have coined a term “Failbook Fronting” for people who do this.
can you possibly delete any comment that plays the ‘first’ game? It’s annoying as hell and really f*ing pointless.
I haven’t noticed anything by him/her. What’ve they been doing?
*looks down* Other than the whole “First” nonsense.
Yes.
I also like how the moderator said “it”.
Ha! I hadn’t noticed the name. I just thought it was a random petition, not an actual moderator. XD
Oh yes.
What the hell is a troll? I see all these comments about the troll needing to get a life, oddly ironic
http://www.flayme.com/troll/
Welcome to the interwebs.
@eh?
A troll is someone who “trolls for newbies” by posting outrageous, inflammatory, obscene, or controversial stuff in order to generate attention and derail conversation. They’re best ignored. They really make me miss USENET, where trolls and idiots could be dumped in the killfile and forgotten.
Delete all the usual losers, so we can see some ACTUAL comments, actually RELATED to the post
Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?!
This is not funny.
I think it’s hilarious.
You probably have really high standards for comedy because your face is so fucking hilarious.
“Failbook: Too Funny to Unfriend”
Ya it is supposed to be funny, thats the point of the site.
Seriously?
SERIOUSLY?!
Then why the fuck are you at this website?
Awesome…
… really? How sad.
Because you repeated the word 432 times.
and it looks retarded
copy n paste win
lol @ hakan! you win at life!
you did the multiplication? ’cause you didn’t count them all, did you?
.. And you have some much extra time, that you’ve been claiming “first” on all the posts i’ve seen.
and the fact that someone actually took the time to count how many times it was written is pretty pathetic. FAIL
If you copy it into a word processor of any type and use the word count function, it’s pretty easy.
My thoughts EXACTLY
actually, what’s sad is that you counted them.
You actually counted?
You don’t need to count all the words. Just the number of rows and columns, and multiply. And add whatever little bit is left. It doesn’t take that long.
You’re only revealing your own lack of mastery of basic arithmetic if you actually believe that person counted all the repeats.
That, or copy paste into word and press count words
epic win is epic
it doesn’t matter what way someone used to count them out.. just the fact that they took the time at all…..
*prominent
*posted
“posed” instead of “posted” was probably a typo, but I’m surprised that you misspelled prominent. You may be a troll, but you spell very well most of the time.
pwned XD
Lol had to be Lolsinvoker
So what?? Go shoot yourself. If I were you I would do that…
First one to say second!
You’re both retarded.
and congrats to you too! well played sir!
Typical “yoot” thinking they know best. I think all the win goes to Dad on this one. No fail here.
I think it’s funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Iono.
I understood.
haha that chick is crushing on a troll, weird.
LOL nice assumption. Because I understood something I’m crushing? What, are you 12 years old?
Nah, because you seem to follow the troll and comment on it’s post. It’s a lil weird, slightly embarrassed for you.
LOL I think this is the second Failbook entry thread I have ever bothered to comment on. But ok sure. Lot’s of people comment on posts, it doesn’t mean anything more than that. But you also are commenting on his posts. Are you saying that YOU are crushing?
Technically, they all stem from my original post. So….
However. I believe I mistook you for someone else who had actually commented on another thread saying they found themselves strangely attracted to the troll. My mistake, sorry
LOL all good. Truce
Cuz if you look back, I’m the one who told him to come out of the closet… 
Lol..that was me….. I dig that twerpy little fucker. I don’t even read the fails anymore, I just watch for him.
That’s right. I’m not ashamed. He/she makes me hot.
Sounds slightly jealous I think.
I like balloons.
“Love is in the air…”
I decided to join this comment orgy.
*hump, hump, hump*
*fap, fap, fap*
Actually posting a legit comment makes it better to be first than spamming like an inbred fuck.
You’re still an inbred piece of shit.
Its funny how you think you’re smart and funny when you’re very clearly pathetic.
For you to GTFO, I need
Wait
Wait for
Wait for it
***Please kill yourself.***
Ok.
Hop to it.
Win!
Thanks for pointing out it was the dad.. I don’t think I would have figured it out without that… phew that was a close one!!!
It IS hilarious.
I feel sorry for the Dad. A) The kid is stupid B) The kid is disrespectful C) The kid obviously has no sympathy for what his Dad went through (Re: the accident).
The poor Dad – I’ll bet he regrets procreating now.
Naw, you should not feel sorry for him, cause he clearly completely redeemed himself with that reply. He is clearly the WINNER!! \o/
yes… because he is *puts on shades* number 1. YEEEAHHH!
There is truth to this whole post section.
Though he probably still regrets procreating. xD
You reap what you sew unfortunately, perhaps he should have taken a more proactive approach to the education of his seed.
*sow
Daddy, where did you put that dictionary?
LOL!
Yeah, too true. But damn, talk about living with your mistakes eh.
It’s sew you moron. A sow is a female pig. When using a needle and thread, planting seeds, you sew.
Where was that dictionary again BigBadMan?
No, it’s “sow” for seeds. Hence the saying, “you reap what you sow.”
Sows are also pigs so uh…
Ahhhhh hahahahahhaha that’s funny. “It’s sew you moron” Awesome. Cheezeburger’s next site should be their own comment section fails.
Princess, BigBad, and I are indeed right on this one. Sow is a pig, and it is also the act of plowing and planting a field with seeds. But at least you didn’t say ‘You reap what you so’. Goodjob
Wow, you’re harsh and critical, considering this is just a silly forum
sheesh
You rip what you sew.
^ Brilliant.
lolsinhower is just the worst kind of internet loser. On top of all posts by Failbook. Not realising fails ARE meant to be funny. That’s why they are fails. And he/she is on top of any and all responses to this post where someone makes fun of him/her. He/She only does the ‘first’ thing to piss people off, and when you play into it he/she loves it. Gives him/her likely the only jollies they will see in their day/life.
Oh, and I will likely not see any responses to this because after my first time looking at this fail because I will not be coming back to it. I saw it. And I am done here. No need for me to keep this page open any longer. Unless of course one of you talks ot me. In which case I’ll hurtle myself right back to the keyboard and respond so furiously that I’ll show you all just how important I really am. Something about you breathing toxic fumes or something. Just watch. It’ll be clever and you’ll be blow away by how devastated you’ll feel once I zing you.
So in closing I’ll reiterate my opening remark: lolsinhower is just the worst kind of internet loser.
I agree, but lol you totally dissed everyone returning to this page. Sometimes it’s interesting to see what other people think or what they have to say. I’m the kind of person who doesn’t believe my thoughts are the only thoughts that are right/important.
You are right!
I agree… you know, they say “do not feed the troll”.
too long did not read
tl;dr
hahaha i almost posted a comment about the bad spelling. theeeen i got it.
OH SNAP!
I hate it when my left is hard
This Dad is my hero.
Lol…..you like twilight… *glasshouse alert*
LOL
Not me, babes. I’ll be with you forever.
That burn is worse than the one on my genitals!
You know, if people stopped responding to “First!” I bet trolls would stop doing it.
I wish that were so, but alas trolls are not people and will not understand that people hate them.
Go back to 4chan.
dad FTW!
You think you have followers????? HAHAHAHAHA. Other than that mai person lol. Anyways if you keep trollin, the hate is never going to go away.
i always though trolls were looking to cause hating in forums :/
This is more win than fail XD
congrats, you win teh INTERNETS
respect mon!
holy hell…..he did repeat it 432 times..
Hahah, that reply is pure gold (I’m not saying anything people didn’t already think, I know). xD
Can’t criticize bad english grammar since english’s not my first language, but heck, I can’t really understand why would people want to “type faster” without even minding if they’re pressing the right keys or not. Don’t get the whole point about typpin an exxtra lettrr every 3 words either. =/
I mean, come on.
A good grammar is the most basic thing you learn on school. The first days, even.
I can now imagine the whole conversation between both dad and son/daughter about it. xDD
I will follow thy every bidding, master.
http://www.pown.it/720?r=409017
Grammar fails make me a sad panda.
I WILL SHAFT ALL OF YOU!
Hey guys! The more we reply to his comments and make inferences about his intelligence and social life, the greater the chance he’ll leave this site forever!
ARE YOU ALL STUPID?!
Hi, you must be new to the Internet.
wow what a fail kid
Dad must be so proud.
The spellcheck would not catch errors such as “loose” when “lose” was meant or “wait” when “weight” was meant. Facebook should simply have basic literacy tests before letting people set up profiles.
did u read the whole thing ? :O
I did…a-and I understood the language he was speaking D: I UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE SAID DX
I’m ashamed.
Just one plain and simple word……
OWNED !!!!!!!!!!!
She needs more than a dictionary. May I suggest a book on grammar?
So I know the dad, he was my government teacher.
his father owned him…
hard
*Hey, offence, your, picture, weight, and, just, I, and, that, But, I, I, that’s, and, you, so, you, just, little.
Twenty.
It’s official now.
Mom friended on facebook = FAIL
Dad friended on facebook = WIN!
Oh snap! Major pwnage dad, good one!
I’m amused to see so-called native English speakers making spelling or grammar mistakes, especially in facebook.
and I thought we’re the ones with Engrish problems lol
Bwahahaha! I want to adopt this dad.
Dad win
OWNED
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen in a long while.
Jesus. As if you would say that to your dad along with multiple spelling mistakes… totes got owned.