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this is just… disturbing.
Please guys! serious answers!
Monica, it’s possibly a pilonidal cyst. very common. http://www.pilonidal.org/whatitis.htm
until you can get it excised, the site recommends hot bath soaks, and neosporin with a topical analgesic (hehe – anal). Also, wipe better. Not kidding on that.
It can be caused by a birth defect that leaves a little dimple at the top of your natal cleft(ass crack)If you wipe bottom to top, you can deposit fecal material (shit), poop, dookie, crap, etc.) in the dimple and this can cause it to get infected. – but yeah, go to the clinic next time.
but yeah…..probably not a good idea to post that on facebook.
You may have a fungal infection – along same lines as athlete’s foot. Lamisil and Tinactin cremes should help. Recommend contact your PCM or dermatologist to confirm
LOL! I’m not Monica I just typed that name!
It was a trap!
We kind of guessed that…
If you were the same Monica you would not be looking on Failbook for your butt conversation and asking for help there.
I’m also guessing that everyone else also knew that.
oh my…i think she 4got that today is nt the 1st of april
For crying out loud, Google something like this if you’re too shy to call a doctor.
Really though, if you are too shy to call a doctor, why the hell are you posting this on facebook?
Um, some things should be kept private
wow…she expects serious answers here?
Well, people use Yahoo! Answers expecting serious answers, so I guess this is the better of the two.
Next time use lubricants…
fb… the worst form of medical, spiritual or any other kind of guidance you can think of.
No, 4chan(specifically /b/) would be worst form.
sharpie in pooper?
Shush, rule 1 & 2!
We can help. We just won’t.
Well played, anon, well played. And to Nottz, no one cares about your ghey rules.
You could so do a lot of evil things in the comment box for that… lol
Umm… a little too much info perhaps? The question is even less intriguing than the cause… :/
Try showering… It will help get the funk out of your butt crack, you psycho!
This status making it onto Failbook is in itself a fail. I would rather read the real ones, instead of reading created ones.
Same here, I didn’t even notice the fact that there were no time stamps until it was mentioned here.
FAIL for being FAKE.
uhh there is a time stamp: ___________ 02:17. they just covered up the date
Ew ur children are ugly and need haircuts
@FLO
I don’t think it’s fake. You can see that the person has edited out the time stamps.
I wonder why Ella has a big white line under her post… oh right ‘cos she’s the one that submitted this and is too dumb to photoshop properly.
Also looks fake =/
hmm, good point. Didn’t notice that with my screen contrast.
This might be someone I know… If it’s Monica the Dyke From Argentina, she totally deserves it. Karma, man.
agree with emilee, they submitted this unfunny post themselves then whited out the ‘delete’ cus they obviously planned and sent this in themselves. and it isnt even funny -_- FAIL
she actually posted her status here, “you like this”
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070621080616AAt2sQd yeahhh.
Theres a big white line under the names because that shows the date and it was in december (I didnt even know about failbook back then) and all the other fails on here are recent, so i didnt know if it would get put up. It’s not fake, if you want to see the whole post I’l printscreen and send it you. Futher down the post, she writes that she was just kidding ( I think because she was embarassed from the responses she was getting) so I don’t know if she was serious or not, so you all need to chill lol
They have this thing called 911, I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it…
Obviously, facebook > 911 for emergencies!
of course your buttcrack is split open, if your buttcrack was shut how on earth would you poop?
You’re winning so hard right now.
Maybe she just needs and asspirin
Did anyone notice that she “liked” her own status, then posted it here on failbook? Blah.
Seriously, though, if you have a medical condition and want to know about it, Google is your friend. It doesn’t judge and it’s free.
“nooo…dont call 911, let me post this as my facebook status”:/………..????
HAHAHA “YOU LIKE THIS”
Uhh she didnt like her own status….I liked it and submitted it
or at least yahoo answers..
she needs to stop taking it up the bran…
How do they expect anyone to answer? There was no question.
Health care by popular vote or mob rules. What could possibly go wrong?
Serious answers – stop wiping so hard with 1 ply! or stop taking it up the ass LOL
Anal Sex. There’s your answer.
~8$!
Get the penis out of it?
Please guys, seriously, no ass cracks.
lol.. does she really think that there will be any answer that doesn’t involve her going to the hospital?
it was obviously a joke…prob one of her friends on her account
Buttcracks are supposed to be open.
Honestly, having a pilonidal cyst was terrible. Such pain, such agony. If only i’d found this site before, I would have known what was to come!