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  1. Nikolaj says:

    EPIC! :D

    made my day so much funnier!

  2. N/A says:

    Find a smaller mountain. You’re welcome.

  3. Ger says:

    You lose, dumb-ass :D

  4. lolsinhowersux says:

    Your not even first douche bag……..you fail at trolling. Might I suggest doing us all a favor…….go play in traffic.

  5. Aldino Kuwas says:

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    • Junpei Kawada says:

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  6. fuck you says:

    fuck you you immature kid. get out.
    you didn’t even get it right. you fail big time.

    • Zoolapalooza says:

      no you

      oh btw

      fuck you

    • fuck you says:

      so, tell me why it’s useless? my name’s referring to you and to your stupid first post. so it’s not useless at all sherlock.
      got more e-balls now? and don’t bother arguing with me, because a fucking little newfaq, that writes first, because he feels better afterwards, can’t argue. if you do so, you’ll end up bashing yourself.

  7. Hahaha says:

    lolsinhower, ironically if you didn’t take the time to paste so many “Firsts” you might actually be first.

  8. JIm says:

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  9. ComputerSaysNo says:

    ***COUGH***

  10. Seriously? says:

    Ok this wasn’t even funny. The status alone wasn’t funny or a fail and the person who commented did not make it funny by adding that lame @zz remark. What makes it worse the commenter thought it was so funny he had to submit it to failbooking himself. LAME!

    On a side note…I hate when people submit there own fails or comments. Makes it seem fake. If what you said was that funny, somebody else will submit it. Kinda lame when you have to submit it yourself.

    • boosterseat says:

      Well obviously the recipients of snarky comments wouldn’t feel like submitting them.
      Facebook is usually private, ya know, not everyone deliberately friends 1000 people.

      • Seriously? says:

        WTF are you talking about? I didn’t mean just any random folks on facebook. I’m saying that any FB friends that can read that status can submit it if they thought it was funny. Thanks moron but I’m well aware of how privacy works on FB. You obviously misread my comment cause I said nothing about adding 1000 random friends.

    • Bob says:

      I thought it was funny, it proved the first guy wrong

  11. Cullen says:

    I like this, you all are immature and apparently illiterate! Grammar for the win, you pathetic sacks of shit.

  12. Mai says:

    I don’t know why, but I find myself sexually attracted to the douchbaginess of ‘lolsinhower’.

    I need help.

  13. Twilightsucks says:

    Anyone with the name “Cullen” is an automatic FAIL.

  14. Score one for Cullen!
    And Mai, that’s exactly why the world has licensed therapists.

  15. this is one of my favourite fails. :)

  16. FML&SHOOTMEINTHEFACE! says:

    Ha. Ha. Ha.

  17. failzord says:

    gay sent in by the person who wrote it fail

    • Explain The Fail says:

      I don’t see why it matters who sent it in. Whoever made this status update is obviosly AN idiot. I think the world deserves to see his ignorance.

  18. Cleo says:

    Someone should put these Failbook comments on Failbook.

  19. :) says:

    honestly, some of you guys are funnier than the original fail.

  20. Julzey says:

    Okay, that’s seriously fail. Like, more fail than lolsinhower.

  21. lol! says:

    there’s always gonna be another mountain, according to miley cyrus

  22. Some guy says:

    Lolsinhower, you’re just some fucking little 10 year old that has nothing better to do with his life that knows he can never get a girlfriend due to his small penis and all his 600 pounds of fat who goes on this website to say “First” for the sole purpose of feeling a sense of accomplishment while little did you know that there is no accomplishment because you are not even first and you try to act smart by saying the other comments are invalid so you can actually be first but you know that they will never be invalid and then you try to defend yourself but you fail miserably at it.
    So please, leave.

  23. bleh says:

    I fucking hate self-submission.

  24. Hollowcaust says:

    Wow, I didn’t know they were allowed to put such profanity in the titles. xD

  25. Temarka says:

    Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

    (Youtube it if you don’t get it) :)

  26. kostas says:

    well…if he climbs the mountain…how he can come back down ?!?
    LOL @ Julzey

  27. Meg says:

    Miley Cyrus would disagree…


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