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  1. kfel says:

    OMG I can’t believe I share oxygen with such a moron -________-

  2. kintaro says:

    placing just a comment, so someone doesnt say “first”

  3. why says:

    Why??????????

  4. Wow… Biggest fail of the month…

  5. Jibble says:

    I think your IQ is automatically decremented by 50 points when you join Facebook.

  6. loloutsideshower says:

    I like pancakes!

  7. soar says:

    You won way before facebook was invented, retard.

  8. Kevin Shaw says:

    OMG I can’t believe I share oxygen with such a moron -________-

    • Jon the con Evans says:

      Oh my god I can’t believe I share oxygen with someone who gets upset at people who post first and feels the need to reply. OH NO I AM GUILTY OF MY OWN PEEVE BY COMMENTING ON THE POST SOMEONE WHO DESERVES NOT TO BREATH!!!

  9. This person needs to watch some Wheel of Fortune…

  10. BH says:

    Technically they’re both wrong. The rule isn’t that an precedes vowels. The rule is that an precedes words with a vowel sound. For instance, honorable starts with a consonant but would take an, because ho makes a vowel sound. Similarly, various constructions of words starting with U or O take a rather than an: examples, a unicorn, a one-sided game.

    Sorry. Not as witty as “first”.

    • Ford says:

      As valid a point that may be, the “An” guy isn’t the one we’re lolling at.

    • Deanna says:

      but “elephant” starts with a vowel sound … hence his correction being correct.

    • Furriner says:

      So it’s “yo sister is an ho”? Man, English is confusing.

    • Baal_Zebub says:

      English sucks at spelling. Slavonic languages may be weird, with all those grammatical cases and stuff, but at least we know the exact spelling of a word just from its sound and vice versa.

      • momma_of_2 says:

        Technically ‘the English language’ doesn’t just consist of ‘English’ words. You’d find that there are quite a few words based from other languages as well.

  11. I really want to know who this person is, so I can periodically send them messages of abuse.

  12. Cruel.Bizotch says:

    That is a definite FML moment.

  13. Elisha says:

    Actually, the rule is if it starts with a vowel sound it needs an. That is why some words that begin with an H use an as well. (see how I did that)

  14. bayma says:

    Dumb, dumb, dumb.

  15. Who the fuck says the letter “E” isn’t a vowel?

    • me says:

      Some retarded American, who else? Looking slim and pretty is more important than learning stuff, apparently.

      • cuddles says:

        “OOOOhh Americans are stupid”, you have cut us to the quick, we are all going home and taking our internet with us.

      • Greg says:

        I take offense at that, I’m American and fairly slim, but I’m not stupid. Sure, we’ve got some pretty dumb people in our country, it’s just really annoying when people jump on the “all Americans are idiots” bandwagon. Also, it’s not exactly the mark of a well educated individual to use the word “retarded.”

        • me says:

          Oh noes, I offended someone over the Interwebz.
          I don’t think I even claimed that “ALL” Americans were equally stupid, and it wasn’t my intent to make a valid point which would be agreed upon by anyone. But, honestly, look at your culture as a whole, most of your celebrities are either anorexic bimbos or criminals or junkies, when it’s not a combination of all those. Yet, you guys give them the millions they make each year and then wonder why people think you guys are all stupid? You guys like to make fun of other countries and pretend you’re the greatest nation in the world, but if someone dares to make fun of you, then you get offended, you know what? See if I care. I don’t even take myself or anything I write seriously, and neither should you. Welcome to the Interwebz, Greg.

          • isis says:

            Amy Winehouse.

            Just sayin’.

            • And me too says:

              You forgot the fact that they elected as president the 21st century’s Hitler. Twice.

              Because 3000 Americans killed by a dozen idiots is a perfectly good reason to start two wars that you could predict would kill 100’000-200’000 civilians. Makes perfect sense.

              Oh and education has been proven to be much more effective at fighting extremism and fanaticism than any hi-tech missile you could ever build. Opening schools is also cheaper. Just saying.

          • momma_of_2 says:

            Yea sure, American celebs may be that way, but you CONVENIENTLY forget that British Celebs are like that too. And its not just the Americans that pay the Actors, the whole world does……When they go to the movies, buy the DVD/Blue-ray, buy the soundtrack. How do you think the directors and that make the money in the first place. Your so ignorant that your WHOLE argument points are a FAIL!!

          • little bunny foofoo says:

            Bill f***ing Gates. Need I say more? SOME americans are stupid. Others are responsible for one of the most revolutionary inventions of all time.

      • Ashley says:

        They don’t even know anything about other countries

  16. rachel says:

    Actually, that “rule” does not take effect because of an actual vowel. If a word begins with a vowel (unrestricted air flow) sound, use the article “an,” and if it begins with a consonant (restricted air flow) sound, use the article “a.” The graphic representation of vowel bears no importance in the article rule.

  17. @CheldonRachel says:

    Cheldon’s right and Rache isn’t. E is a vowel…

  18. Spind says:

    LOL, that just made my day xD

  19. themehmeh says:

    Ugh I’ve always hated that comeback. Smart Onnnnee.
    Mostly because it’s Dumb Onees. who say it.

  20. Gen Travis says:

    Oh my gods, this one has to be my favorite one of all. I LMAO on that one.

  21. Jen says:

    My armpits smell funny. My poop came out quite violently and runny. I think I got some in my hair.

  22. Mick D says:

    I hope that idiot sees this failbook entry. Who the fuck doesn’t know that “E” is a vowel?

  23. Eoin says:

    This guy is such an fucking idiot

  24. june says:

    there are more comments here about how stupid each other posts are, and not enough on the moron who can’t tell that ‘e’ is a vowel

  25. Munsie says:

    It terrifies me that they might have been serious. I don’t even want to leave my house. They might be out there.

  26. Mary says:

    Am I the only one who wishes we could follow up on these fails, like what was possibly written after the stupid remark was made?

  27. Loser Patrol says:

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    Shouldn’t that name be loserinhower?

    • Your Mom says:

      The people who write first are looking for a response. They know what’s coming. If no one gets annoyed with the first things, people will stop doing them. Kinda simple. Just get a longer temper.

    • abstracted_11 says:

      Dude, you rule.

  28. Your Mom says:

    I’m not even sure if this is funny. The fact that someone who doesn’t know that “e” is a vowel is a) allowed to live and b) able to work facebook kinda confuses me.

  29. DERP says:

    *facepalm*

  30. JK says:

    Why is everyone ignoring that a grammer nazi and a complete idiot are arguing ?

  31. atomicstar says:

    lolinhower…you mentioned having 11 facebook accounts earlier in the thread and someone bashed you for being a “morron” and suggested that you might have a better social life in the real world. I was wondering…did you set up those 11 facebook accounts so you could send yourself gifts in games?

    (see? your reference to an earlier failbook post didn’t escape me…) :)

  32. Envision says:

    Actually, what he said was somewhat true, but it also isn’t. However the fail is still there. But you actually use “an” instead of “a” when the next word ‘Sounds’ like a vowel. It doesn’t necessarily have to begin with one. Like using an acronym “an FSD”; You say an because FSD sounds out “ef” for the beginning letter. Not that the guy can see this but I feel all correcty(Not a word I know) today.

    As far as the fail goes. LoLz – What a newfaq.

  33. Maria says:

    and the fact that they capitalize every word didn’t bother them?? haha. and maybe they were referring to e being a drug. this way, would it really be a vowel? or a noun?

  34. Failreaper says:

    Also… Last time I checked, you’re not supposed to capitalize the first letter of EVERYTHING word.

  35. Rainbow says:

    SAT person’s name would be in Urban Dictionary next to the word *facepalm*

  36. fantastico says:

    good lord i hope this person never breeds

    • Poodleinacan says:

      Do you mean that on :
      Gay says:
      April 14, 2010 at 6:57 am
      FIRST!
      ________________

      It’s his childish username and his “FIRST!” post writen 6 days after the first comment?

      or the guy from the failling failbook that says E isn’t a vowel?

  37. Quaxo says:

    Actually, they’re both wrong. Just because a word starts with a vowel doesn’t mean it gets ‘an’. For example, ‘a university’. And some words starting with consonants get ‘an’, such as ‘an herb’ or ‘an hour’. It all depends on the first sound, not the first letter. I can’t even explain the ‘E isn’t a vowel’ thing though. Pure stupidity?

  38. Isosceles Sandwich says:

    I consistently enjoy how EVERY SINGLE PERSON commenting on this is smarter than half of facebook users.

  39. lennox says:

    LOL
    E isnt a vowel smart one

  40. Crystal says:

    Actually, if a word starts with a vowel SOUND you use “an”, not just a vowel. I.e., “half AN hour”.


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