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What The Hell Are You Making?

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  1. DAIZYY says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
    yumyummm?!
    {;

  2. trrol says:

    first to steal away a trolls glory. also the title is funny

  3. John Vulcan says:

    Put it in a can and you have my homemade soup!

  4. Daniel says:

    Sounds like some fail kind of recipe… for explosives.

  5. yozo says:

    Drink it with coke, 7-up, pepsi with mentos.

  6. dr. retarded says:

    the recipe for mountain dew has finally been made public

  7. What’s the deal with napkins.

  8. Mervyn says:

    Sounds delicious! I can’t wait for it to hit the News Headlines: “It was a Recipe for Disaster!”

  9. Shaun Kelly says:

    You need napkins to clean up… DERPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  10. Kristen says:

    Sounds like your average run-of-the-mill homemade napkin-baised paper mâché volcanoe that violently erupts a colorful and explosive fruity-yet-spicy magma to me. Was your junior high science teacher not a former soviet union army scientist?

  11. Mr. Wolf says:

    Recipe for exploding cupcakes?

  12. SpaceMonkey says:

    Lol he’s obviously making cookies and taking them back in time to the cavemen.

  13. Angela Wells says:

    Maybe it’s the next burrito for Taco Bell. :P

  14. Tachyon says:

    The world’s most awesome model volcano?

  15. What? says:

    I’m sure I saw that somewhere in the Anarchist Cookbook.
    Pics on result or didn’t make it.

  16. DJ Scandal says:

    This is easy. He’s built the time machine from Back to the Future. HAHA!

  17. Kevin Shaw says:

    no no no no no they have the ingredients all wrong….its ment to be M&M’s not Skittles…..idiot….lol

  18. Bert says:

    Looks like they’re making a mess.

  19. Nick says:

    JAPAN, RUN WHILE YOU CAN

  20. Dave says:

    Add copious amounts of rhubarb and its a recipe for cake@

  21. VeggieTart says:

    Who is this, Chris Knight from “Real Genius”?

  22. pepsibookcat says:

    It’s the Mythbusters’ grocery list!

  23. Azkyroth says:

    Dammit, now I’m hungry again. >.>

  24. Lynz Catastrophe says:

    the caption of this is perfect. Sounds like a colorful volcano. We shall call it: volcano, the Musical!

  25. getoffmeluckycharms says:

    troll just for the hell of it!

  26. Tomas says:

    Evil genius at work.

  27. I’m gonna admit, the title made me spit my Dr. Pepper onto the monitor.

  28. Ben Swift says:

    Isn’t the text that’s blurred saying “You”?

  29. man so thats what i ate last night… man i hope i dont see that one in the morning…


  30. I was reminded of this.

  31. Dudio says:

    The Soup Nazi prints his final recipe….

  32. oregonbird says:

    And yet, the Roadrunner shows no fear.

  33. Nyan says:

    Baby, you got a stew goin’!

  34. kyouki says:

    i did so much better than that and way earlier

  35. J says:

    Sounds good really!

  36. dude i think hes making Sunny D!

  37. CaptainObvious says:

  38. Evilgirltroll~♥ says:

    Hahahaha XD

  39. hellom says:

    drink it.

    if you survive, type it all on facebook, and end up on failbook again.

  40. TheLolGuy says:

    Well he’s gonna need the napkins to clean up afterward…

  41. Not cool says:

    Thief!

  42. piethief says:

    It’s the ingredients for the holy hand grenade of antioch.

    • Brother Mainard says:

      Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

      • CaboosePwnzUAll says:

        Four, shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count upto, accepting that thou then proceed to three. Five, is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou, thy holy hand grenade of Antioch, towards thy foe, who be naught in my sight.

        Monty Python WIN!

  43. Jon boi says:

    From the looks of it this psychopath is building a sweetnspicy radioactive volcano. The skittles represent the (rainbow colored) rocks that fly from the volcano to smite the innocents and the napkins are for cleaning up the toxic waste that follows. Although I have no idea wtf he/she needs corn starch for

  44. gusna says:

    The person is trying to make vegetarian meatloaf. Duh, isn’t it obvious?

  45. ShadowCowboy says:

    If you didn’t notice, this is MacGuiver’s facebook we’re looking at.

  46. Josh says:

    Dammit! Thats where my shopping list went.

  47. Tmcn says:

    sounds like Macgyver

  48. ThatDude says:

    Sounds like the perfect recipe for…..PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • STRAWBERRIEZ says:

      A.D.D. much? I hope this is not the recipe for what you r having sex with. You shuld never know the recipe the things you have sex with

  49. Aeo says:

    He’s totally making the Powerpuff Girls :)

  50. uhhhh idk my name =D says:

    wow must be some sorta mega volcano

  51. someguy says:

    he is making radioactive meatballs!!!

  52. Danny says:

    Hes making one hell of a Cassaroll

  53. DAve says:

    Macgyver called.

    Stop ripping him off.

  54. Andrew says:

    Clearly it’s an ingredient list for fruitcake.

  55. Rosalynn says:

    hahaha I needed that laugh

  56. Tomba says:

    Secret Sauce is what (s)he’s making everyone knows that.

  57. Rainbow says:

    OMG NOM NOM! wait..WTF?!?

  58. laurynas says:

    And add a bit of “CHEMICAL X” and powerpuffgirls will emerge from it :)

  59. the Izanator says:

    at least this person is tidy :)

  60. Cajunfan says:

    trust me, I promise you, that is exactly the recipie I use for Jambalya. See, you have to- wait a second! They forgot vodka!

  61. lol time says:

    calling all mcguivres

  62. Wow. says:

    Wow. Does anyone else notice that the blurred word only looks long enough to be the word ‘You’? That means this retard joined all these groups himself and posted a pic of it on here because he thought it would be funny.

    • Go and check your own profile. The word that shows up says “*your name* is a fan of ____”, not “You are a fan of _____”, and we can tell it’s from the profile because of the “Recent Activity” at the top. Likely the person just found someone with a really short name… like Joe or something..

  63. Nitrokitty says:

    I didn’t know MacGuyver was on Facebook!

  64. ReplayTy says:

    Hey look! He’s making Global Thermonuclear War!

    Run Japan, RUN!

  65. Kingstiger says:

    This is clearly yet another plot to capture the fearful Roadrunner by Wile E. Coyote….

    SUUUUUUUPER GEEEEEENIUS!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  66. LunaJay says:

    Oh come on it is so obvious that he is making cafeteria food!

  67. andrew says:

    icelandic volcano ash plume

  68. Scott says:

    S**t it’s MacGuyver

  69. they call me fluffy says:

    i like how the last thing is napkins, it made me smile

  70. Sgt Ovious says:

    Profile of MacGyver?


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