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Can We Just Shake Our Heads In Disgust?

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  1. STAN says:

    Obvious troll is obvious

  2. Not funny. Would be nice if they still taught English in schools though…

  3. Myth says:

    I don’t even get the joke. Is it that she said beans instead of beings?

  4. Linus says:

    Will somebody think of the beans?!

  5. artemisio says:

    those pesky human beans. Very good in soup, though!

  6. Yeah, that wasn’t that funny…

  7. Emma says:

    What happened in 7/11?

  8. iJoakim @ PSN says:

    To fail….

  9. You don't want to know the name, do you? says:

    Date fail, I suppose.

  10. gottago says:

    Was 7/11 like a massacre for beans or something then?

  11. Jay says:

    omg… The human beans are attacking xD

  12. Renee says:

    Never knew that the 7/11 stores were attacked by beans… Learn something new everyday :P

  13. chocomuffin says:

    those beans are so evil.

  14. McBee says:

    Human beans shouldn’t be allowed in convenience stores!

  15. Lauren says:

    This might not be a fail – the Mumbai train bombings in 2006, which killed more than 200 people, happened on 7/11.

  16. Mary says:

    That really sucks… Especially since that’s my birthday too

  17. DJT75 says:

    I hate being attacked in 7/11 stores too

  18. sarah says:

    ….. >.< …..

  19. dfazman says:

    7/11? Beans? maybe he went into a 7-11 for some coffee and it didn’t go so well.

  20. Junpei Kawada says:

    convinience store now do kill! hahahahaha!!!

  21. Nick says:

    Fuck, just when I thought it was safe to go back in there. Now I gotta watch out for those pesky level 9 Human Beans………..>.>

  22. vanessa says:

    all i can say is wow. i didnt know hte gas station blew up

  23. sander says:

    LMFAO! 7/11 XD

  24. lukoiwhim says:

    Oh god. Who is preying on those poor beans at the 7/11? But seriously, this is tragic. To get something like this wrong. I bet he thought WW2 was a wrestling franchise, too. :P

  25. weaselboy246 says:

    mass murder, canned foods aisle at the local 7/11.

  26. Jimpie says:

    The treacherous Human Bean is known to ambush it’s prey from behind the Slurpee machine without warning. They can sometimes be distracted from the kill by tossing a Big Bite and a handful of cheese curls in the opposite direction, then fleeing to the safety of the Lotto counter.

    • loltastic says:

      indeed it is! i almost caught one the other day, but the cheese curls distracted me, and it got away.

  27. Dr W says:

    Actually not a date fail, just a spelling fail.
    In 2006, there were train bombing in Mumbai, India that killed over 200 people.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11_July_2006_Mumbai_train_bombings

    • person says:

      Actually, it is a date fail. This person is talking about the 9/11 attack in NY. If this was about the ‘humans beans’ thing the poster probably would have underlined that, so that we know that it is just a spelling fail. Also, the title is ‘Can We Just Shake Our Heads in Disgust?’ which wouldn’t of been appropriate if it were just a spelling fail.

  28. HappyNat says:

    Won’t somebody think of the innocent Slurpees!!!

  29. Mike says:

    Could have been talking about 7/11 Mumbai bombings. But then again there seems to be bombings on every day of the year

  30. Kacie says:

    *chokes on food*

  31. Lizface says:

    I think she may be referring to the 4 bombs that went off in London on 11th July in 2005. Nice going on the date fail comment, prick.

    • Pinksalmun says:

      It was the 7th of July… Good try though; at least you got the year right. Oh, and nice going on the ‘not checking your facts before calling others names.’

  32. Julzey says:

    Yeah, I actually had a shirt when I was 3yo that said “Human Beans” and had a picture of a bean with a smiley face and arms and legs.

  33. Gabe says:

    July 11, 2006 – 209 people are killed in a series of bomb attacks in Mumbai, India.

  34. Ethne says:

    Um – actually there was an attack on 7/11/2005… in India… unless you are just mocking the human beans part.

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1737194.cms

  35. Ethne says:

    crap – 2006… my bad

  36. Mats says:

    Actually, the person may have a point… It’s not all US of A, you know.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/11_July_2006_Mumbai_train_bombings

  37. Joe says:

    Are we made to assume that this bright example of human intellect bought some cruel beans at a 7-Eleven? Or is this person just an idiot?

  38. Andrew says:

    Is the BFG on facebook? (Roald Dahl story about a big friendly giant, he calls them human beans.)

  39. Hatless says:

    I don’t get this.
    I assume the date is the reference to the terrorist attack in Mumbai on 11th July 2006 in which 209 people died and over 700 were injured.

    So is it the spelling of ‘being’ as ‘bean’ that’s supposed to be funny? If it is then can we expect to see every misspelled word on Facebook posted here for us to laugh at?

    • allie says:

      Yeah, pretty much. “Human beans” is pretty comical. If people would just learn how to spell, we wouldn’t have anything to laugh at. Therefore, they deserve it.

  40. english says:

    there was a bombing in england on the 11th of july 2007

  41. Tea says:

    If this isn’t fake then a little part of me just died.

  42. Cor says:

    Wow not just one but two fails in one add..

  43. Sandip says:

    You guys are all idiots, that person is talking about the 7/11/06 Mumbai train bombings, when muslim terrorist bastards killed 209 people and wounded over 700.

    Islamic terrorism doesn’t just happen in America, it happens everywhere there is a sizable muslim population, from Chechnya to Nigeria to Kashmir to Thailand to France, etc.

    • mAlise_teh_nova says:

      “it happens everywhere there is a sizable muslim population”

      everywhere? show me some figures, as unless you do i can’t help but suspect that you think muslim always equals terrorist.

  44. OMGitReproduced says:

    edumacation fale……

  45. Gloria says:

    Yeah 7-11, the day the slushy machine exploded. The horror of it all– lives were killed where before they only ended…and human beings were simultaneously made into beans. *shakes head* A true tragedy.

  46. ...... says:

    This is the end of a once great nation…

  47. Joshua says:

    This person probably just works for Quick Check

  48. Chris says:

    That isn’t funny. how can someone be so ignorant?

  49. Nyx says:

    she obviously was talking about 7/11/2010… cause I’m sure I would’ve heard of those human beans

  50. tony says:

    The America-centrism here is astounding. There have been other terrorist attacks tied to dates besides the WTC on 9/11. 7/11 was the train bombings in Mumbai.

    (Still no excuse for “human beans” though)

    • no says:

      Considering this is an American website, typically posting Facebook statuses written by Americans on an American website, I’m sure most people here are allowed to reasonably infer that this was a “failing” at spelling and significant American dates.

      • no. says:

        but the3 website is available internationally, and people are free to submit Indian status posts, just as much as Americans.

  51. Tomato says:

    I suppose it’s too much to hope for that they were referring to the Mumbai bombings?

  52. margo says:

    maybe he/she’s talking about the 7 bombs attacks in Bombay on 7/11/06… actually I hope so

  53. Tim says:

    7/11 is actually my birthday, what did I do? ):

  54. progressboink says:

    Gosh darn those Beans.

  55. Transit says:

    Yeah, I guess it’s a date fail… unless you notice terrorist attacks occurring outside of the US. But go ahead and make some more convenience store jokes. Though, yes, I too will shake my head when human beans’ lives are killed.

  56. ReX13 says:

    7/11 was the date of the Mumbai train bombing, so aside from the relatively minor grammar errors and “human beans”….where’s the fail?

    • JMixx says:

      U.S.-centricity Fail. I, like many other commenters, assumed that the reference was to 9/11 terrorist attacks in NYC. /embarrassed

    • MeEe says:

      I doesn’t see the fail either…”human beans” should be “human beeings” I think…

    • Heather says:

      I’m pretty sure she’s referring to the September 11th attacks, ReX13. She seems like a person who has fingers that start typing before their brain can process what they want to say (who also doesn’t seem to check their posts.)

      But anyways, typos happen and the only fail I see in there is the capitalization errors.

      • bolub says:

        why assume it was referring to 9/11, there’s no indication as to the reference, except the date, which points towards the Mumbai bombing, and how do even you know the post wasn’t from India?

        americans are so self-involved.

        • Rhett says:

          Maybe they just didn’t know about the Mumbai bombings? You can’t expect them to.

        • Kingstiger says:

          We’re assuming that since the poster posting was too stupid to get much of anything ELSE right (human beans, lives killed), they probably messed up the date too….

          Not so much self-involved as cynical, really :)

  57. miuniu says:

    is this for real?!

  58. Asuna says:

    Grammar….spelling….and date fail…..some one get me a bat to beat some intelligence into this person

    • Cuisine says:

      Not until I get to beat some culture and world news into you. As has been said over and over again, the post probably referred to the Mumbai bombings on the actual date used.

    • LexiBella says:

      @Asuna: Are you going to hit yourself with the bat first or should I get “someone” to do it for you?

  59. Juranyc says:

    Seriously – except for the typo in spelling of “beans” this is not a fail. Over 200 people died in the Mumbai train attacks on 7/11/06.

  60. =O says:

    THE BEANS HAVE BECOME SENTIENT AND DEVELOPED HUMAN FEATURES! ALL HOPE IS LOST!

  61. Jesus says:

    Everybody shut the fuck up for God’s sake!

  62. critty says:

    ~~ moron

  63. zack says:

    Human beans? Now that isn’t very politically correct. They are Mexicans!

  64. worm says:

    I don’t think this is a fail … I mean, c’mon … we need to bring more attention to 7/11′s tragically killing all these people with junk-food clogged arteries! and on a related note … don’t you just HATE it when your life get’s killed?

  65. dethrain says:

    7/11? Human beans? People’s lives being killed? what are you fucking 5

  66. Seth says:

    I smell a troll.

  67. Turd Ferguson says:

    7/11 is my birthday ;-( Fail

  68. Liam says:

    Once again, American ignorance….

    7/11, 2006. Mumbai train bombings kill over 200 people.

    The fail here is that you assumed the only terrorist attack people care about is the 9/11 attacks.

    • Melly says:

      Your fail, Liam (et al) is that you can’t read the Queen’s. Human BEINGS, not human beans. Unless you know something I don’t. Silly foreigner!

  69. Stewart says:

    What’s wrong with 7/11! I went there a few times on holiday and I don’t remember any disasters! Although I believe those human beans are a problem!

  70. I have no name says:

    It is a fail. It would be funnier if it was more obviously meant to be 9/11, but it is quite obvious they mean 9/11. Funny joke.

  71. Amb says:

    What others have already said—-American ignorance.

    She could have been referring to the Mumbai attacks, which happened on 7/11.

    Stop thinking everything has to deal with the U.S., sheesh. She may not be talking about that, but it’s a possibility.

    And the “human beans” is either just a bad typo or, again, can be some joke.

  72. Jeneva says:

    7/11, I do believe, was the date of the London train attacks, not having to do with the chain of convenience stores across America. You people need to think beyond your noses. 9/11 happened here, 7/11 happened there. And maybe we are all human beings, but some people have hearts smaller than a bean, so maybe it was fitting to say that after all.

    • Mazz says:

      Nope, 7/7. It’s almost as if the bombers did it on that date deliberately so that it would be understood in America as well as Europe. Any other date and at would have been prone to getting swapped around, because the Americans write the date backwards. 7/11 would have been in November.

      It is my personal opinion that this Facebook poster did indeed mean 9/11, but coincidentally her typo was a genuine date of another atrocity.

  73. lol says:

    An interesting fail:
    Sure, as someone pointed out, 7/11 was itself the date of a terrorist attack. However, even if it was a mistake, nobody thought of 7/7 – the date of the bombings in London.

    • Amb says:

      It’s not that no one thought about it—I sure did, but as she typed “7/11″, it’s hard to believe it was a typo for “7/7″.
      Either way, people need to realize that there have been other terrorist attacks besides 9/11.

  74. lameo says:

    I like how nobody read the comments before saying the same thing everyone else did.

    If you think this is a fail, read the comments and learn why this isn’t a fail.

  75. Girl says:

    Driven by the mass slaughter of their cousins, the coffee beans, the human beans plotted out their revenge. Throughout all of the 7-11 stores the coffees and cappuccinos now had just a little *something* extra.

  76. Austin says:

    Yeah, those Human Beans at 7/11 are horrible, they give you the shits.

  77. krs10 says:

    No she had to mean 9/11. Look at the evidence…obviously American. None other could comment on those people whose “lives were killed”. ugh maybe she should post next month about the slaughtering of grammer in our country.

  78. Envy says:

    My line of thinking is: the person who posted this here is probably America. Which means their friend is likely American. And an American who types like that is highly unlikely to realize there are other countries outside of America, let alone other terrorist attacks.

  79. krs10 says:

    grammar* Stupid typo. I got a little bit too excited about posting.

  80. Riccardo says:

    9/11 was a conspiracy by the US goverment

  81. Malena says:

    I really hope this was a sad attempt at a joke.

  82. Doug says:

    The attacks in London were on 7/7. The attacks in Mumbai were 11 July, but as Americans are the only bunch who do their dates backwards, if the original post was from anyone onther than an American, about the Mumbai bombings, they would have said 11/7 instead.

    • Cuisine says:

      Because you can only only talk about problems from your own country. It is highly possible that an American learned about these attacks and just HAD to make a facebook status about it.

    • Melly says:

      Doug,
      Can you please post your above comment on Facebook so that we can Failbook it as well? Thanks!

  83. Mikel says:

    Okay so it might have been the Mumbai one, but for all those saying that the bombings on London public transport were on July 11th, they weren’t. They were on July 7th, which is why the attacks are known in Britain as 7/7.

  84. mel says:

    i just hate it when people kill lives lol

  85. kevi says:

    put them out of business

  86. Melly says:

    Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart. Well, unless they are busy killing lives.

  87. Brendan Clarke says:

    this person is dumb yes thats i all i have to say without saying a bad word

  88. JCobsz says:

    and the sad thing is, is that 7/11 is my birthday :|

  89. amy says:

    7/11 is obviously a typo, not that funny -_-

  90. me says:

    HAHAHAH human “beans”

  91. Allison says:

    Hahahahahahaha human beans. I shat lol

  92. Steve-o- says:

    this is why not all people should be able to vote…

  93. Brandon says:

    all I can say is- Whether or not this is fake, this person is fucking stupid on an epic level.

  94. Stephanie says:

    Just to play devil’s advocate here, there is a possibility that the person really DID mean 9/11, and wrote 7/11, and that it’s just a terrible coincidence that there was also an attack on 7/11?

    I agree, it is extremely ethnocentric and conceited to only think of the attacks of 9/11 when someone says “tragedy,” but there is probably more of a chance that people in the world are idiots…which this site is entirely dedicated to..

    Just sayin’

    • Mazz says:

      I agree, especially given the order the date’s written. I’m pretty sure they date like the British in India.

  95. American says:

    To all of you who feel the need to throw out foul language and make fun of Americans for assuming that this was a date fail on 9/11, take a good look at yourself and ask yourself “Am I really that much of a prick?” This is an American website which posts American status updates from a site that originated in America. I understand if y’all see us completely ignorant in other parts of the world, but you have to understand that while there are bombs exploding in your part of the world we just don’t see that type of attack. This has caused us to associate 9 and 11 with the only attack we have ever known (in our lifetime that is, discluding pearl harbor). If you want to call someone an idiot, look closely at yourself. Again, American website, American company running the website, American tragedy all equal up to a date fail in the minds of many. Perhaps the poster did not mean 9/11, but we have every right to assume that it is about 9/11 since it is on this website. I also do not think that the original poster would have posted this was it not posted on 9/11 or there abouts.

    Please, just try not to be such snobs and the world will be a much happier place. Y’all look at us and think that we are morons – we look at the rest of the world as ridiculous snobs. Does it not occur to you that both stereotypes hurt our relations?

  96. hi says:

    BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  97. rob342342342342342342342342... says:

    WHAT?!? 7/11 sells human beans?!? CRAP! And all this time i thought it tasted funny because of a seasoning or something. >_<

  98. Christian Tolentino says:

    I still don’t get it..

  99. Alice says:

    mmm tasty human beans

  100. Jodie says:

    I’m sorry but the post strikes me as being British so it really isn’t funny at all. It’s refering to the 7/11 london terrorist attacks. Also, British people do sometimes call people human beans. I don’t know why, I think it’s from a well known programme but I suspect this person used it to soften the post because of it’s serious matter.

    • Mazz says:

      Jodie, just… no. We had an attack on the seventh of July, and the only people who would deliberately say ‘human beans’ are those children who have just watched or read Roald Dahl’s The BFG.

      • Jodie says:

        I’m sorry, of course it was July! Duh! I got it mixed up with the 9/11, in the midst of trying to play devil’s advocat for the poor guy, he/she was trying to be sincere but completely failed! lol.
        The beans thing was a joke btw… What I meant is that I have heard people say it. In fact my dad always used to… then again he is a Roald Dahl type! haha :)

  101. Jodie says:

    I’m sorry but the post strikes me as being British so it really isn’t funny at all. It’s refering to the 7/11 (that’s 7th of November here) london terrorist attacks. Also, British people do sometimes call people human beans. I don’t know why, I think it’s from a well known programme.

  102. Denee says:

    That’s a fail at life.

  103. ReDirected says:

    how could anyone hate 711! thats like my favorite convenience store!!

  104. El Bendito says:

    Where to start? Grammar? Date of the most infamous terrorist attack in our nation’s history? Spelling?

    Ah….fuck it. Some one find this girl and give her the Old Yeller treatment. Let her run around in a field for a few minutes, and then when she least expects it, put her down quickly to end her suffering.

  105. Mazz says:

    It seems to me that this person is American, and DID mean 9/11, but being familiar with the convenience store chain 7/11 substituted the wrong numbers. It’s a coincidence that there was also a terrorist atrocity on what an American would call 7/11.

    I’m pretty sure – now I may be wrong, that’s not unprecedented – that in India, they write their dates day/month, so an Indian would call the same date 11/7.
    It’s also my experience that most xenophilic Americans are the ones with a thirst for knowledge, and generally they know how to spell. So someone who said and meant 7/11 would not have said ‘beans’.

  106. FL says:

    Human bean juice?

    .][.

  107. I was there for 7/11. SOMEONE TIPPED OVER THE SLURPEE MACHINE, IT WAS MADNESS

  108. jonnie says:

    i hate to be “that guy” but the 7/11 in the status looks cut & paste…if you look closely the font looks different. im calling the poster edited the image.

  109. iluvhumanbeans says:

    oh, shit! and to think i was really doing well with my human beans diet…

  110. kiwi says:

    I can’t read the “Human beans” part out loud without laughing. XD

  111. Holly says:

    My God! There was no London bombings on the 11th July 05. It was on the 7th July 05 that it happened. And yes the Mumbai bombings were meant, most probably. And I think the most obvious fail here is the accidental word-play on ‘beings’. Discussion over.

  112. Rodo says:

    You guys are all idiots, this is an American post by and American LITTLE GIRL, the thread goes on, and they are both published in lamebook and the other failbook (google it). The girl IS referring to 9/11, but she’s very young, like 13 or less.

    God… these comments in themselves are more fail than the post. Watching you guys dig up history dates related to 7/11: “You noobs, she must be referring to the Winchester plague of 7/11 1843″…

    If someone is smart enough to make a failcommentfailbook.com page, you guys would ALL take the prize.

  113. blah says:

    she’s a racist too “beans” she’s talkin’ about beaners

  114. Austin Nordman says:

    TalaBean!

  115. Cindogg says:

    Im pretty sure this was referring to a joke that Zach Galifianakis refers to in one of his stand up shows. At least I hope so.

  116. “The 11 July 2006 Mumbai train bombings were a series of seven bomb blasts that took place over a period of 11 minutes on the Suburban Railway in Mumbai (formerly Bombay), capital city of the Indian state of Maharashtra and the nation’s financial capital. The bombs were set off in pressure cookers on trains plying on the western line of the Suburban Railway network. 209 people lost their lives and over 700 were injured. According to Mumbai Police, the bombings were carried out by Lashkar-e-Toiba and Students Islamic Movement of India (SIMI).[1]”

    Yeah, because the US is the only country to have had terrorist attacks…

    • You're all fucktards is an idiot says:

      This same fail is on other pages… it’s a little girl talking about 9/11 ….. stop failing so hard pls.

  117. Nate says:

    for anyone who thought this was a joke about 9/11 or mumbai, its about tomorrow’s nobody’s, hilarious internet cartoons

  118. KM says:

    Maybe “beans” is a slang term for beings … but I’m pretty sure this person is just dumb.

  119. Vaksjhge M. says:

    OMFG!!!! total fail and fake sincerity

  120. David Altman says:

    Maybe this was a different tragedy… it happened inside a 7Eleven, and there’s a product called human beans… that exploded… and it didn’t kill people, it killed lives…

  121. Susie says:

    LOL double fail. “human beans” & “7-11″ xD

  122. Crusty says:

    Not only human beans are cruel, every sort of bean is cruel. Just think about chilli beans.

  123. Erm 7/11 was a terrorist attack in the UK, they aint reffering to 9/11, but still human beans is awesome

  124. ah, human beans, now we see the real tragedy….lol

  125. wth says:

    7/11 was a terrorist attack in the UK. You all suck.

  126. Rachelle says:

    *facepalm*

  127. Morgan says:

    lmfao omgg this is the only one ive laughed at hahaa “human beans”lmfaooooooo.

  128. zach says:

    7/11 is a great day, you get free slurpees on that day.

  129. Touch says:

    Hmmm…. I suddenly have an urge to create a time machine so that i can go back in time and befriend this dumb person so that i can comment about how dumb they are on this post.

  130. tonii says:

    i cannot physically say this out loud for laughing :’)

  131. gio says:

    I say we find this person, rise up against them, and lynch ‘em. Then set fire to their corpse. Then piss out the fire. The burn the ashes.

    I mean, seriously, who doesn’t know that it’s Human “BEINGS”?

  132. Sarah Short says:

    I approve this message. lulz

  133. matty d says:

    wow, every one thats commented MUST be american and therefore think everything is about them… maybe its about the 7/11 tragedy in Mumbai… 7 explosions killing hundreds of people..? just a thought.

  134. MacGillvray says:

    what is a human bean?

  135. duh says:

    isnt it 9-11? not 7-11? a human bean is your mom

  136. Taneur says:

    HAHAH i feel special cause of the fact this person is one of my best friends

  137. Felicia says:

    I can totally believe human beans are cruel. I mean those suckers or nasty, and a little bland…without the right sauce.

  138. Sarah says:

    Yeah, us human beans are just awful… how ignorant can you get, huh? The sad thing is I don’t think that this is troll. And if it is, they’re still an idiot.

  139. JTR says:

    obvious that this is from Da Ali G show. Exact quote.

  140. Angel. says:

    I think that she was referring to the 9/11 attacks because I read through the comments….

    Also, if she was talking about the attacks in India on 7/11. Wouldn’t it be possible that she was using a pun on the 7/11 store?

  141. Max says:

    I knew there was something wrong with those beans at 7/11! Quick! To arms! To Arms! They will be at our gates by morning!

  142. Kertys says:

    If this is real, I need to have this person killed. For our gene pool.

  143. Doxx says:

    The reference to beans made it obvious that this was the 7/11 tragedy, where The Bomb was dropped, to which she refers: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/63551

  144. ncsuandrew12 says:

    Your education was such a failure. I still can’t believe humans grow on plants.

  145. Other Nick says:

    Those nasty human beans…

  146. Steak Balls says:

    Nothing like jeopardizing the integrity of a school project.

  147. deb says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_July_2005_London_bombings

    um, yeah 7/11 just isn’t popular like 9/11, but it happened.

  148. jesus says:

    thoes damn indians who sell sush good slushies


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