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Cut It Out, You Two

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  1. cleaver beaver says:

    If you don’t have anything knife today, then don’t say anything at all!

  2. Lemi205 says:

    edgy commentary

  3. shiznit says:

    uhhh… i dont get it…

  4. bednarluck says:

    @shiznit – cleaver = a knife

  5. Rodney says:

    Looks like somebody else (shiznit) misspells “clever”… ;-)

  6. Mr. Wolf says:

    Hey, it’s not easy to say something cleaver, especially on Sundays. Hell, I’ve gone weeks without being able to say anything even remotely cleaver.

  7. Humpy says:

    Conjuring a sharp cleaver comment is tough. You either cut it or don’t and no one wants to seem dull.

  8. Danny says:

    Oh Snap!

  9. Woo, a funny failbook :D

  10. Scott Mull says:

    At last, something funny and not staged.

  11. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  12. Nopolopomo says:

    Not a fail, I’m pretty sure that the Cleaver part was his Clever thing to say.

  13. This is actually a good one. Way to go failbooking…

  14. ryodimas says:

    ouch, very funny. “It” (cleaver thing) stabs me. LOL

  15. Mike says:

    This thread is forking stupid.

  16. matt says:

    Well, you axed for it. Some sharp observers here, hope this whetted their appetite for a slice of the action.

  17. El says:

    Hey, cut him some slack… he obviously just couldn’t think of any “Leave it to Beaver” quotes!

  18. Sadee says:

    I have nothing knife to say to that.

  19. Envy says:

    I thought it was funny until I saw that the commenter was the person who submitted it.

    Wait, no, I still throught it was funny. Dumbasses.

    • tyty706 says:

      <— commenter/submitter who never thought it would even make Failbooking. I've never submitted to it before so how could you tell it was me?

  20. A cleaver is a large form of knife.

  21. Hey says:

    hahaha the title make this one ;)

  22. Sir says:

    Looks like someone *sunglasses*
    Isn’t very sharp.

  23. Mortan says:

    Once I had something cutlass to say.

  24. GoSeaHox says:

    Careful when forking around with the cleaver. Spooner or ladle, you’ll get KitchenAids. Always use a condiment. The knife you sieve might be your pwn.

  25. Ivan says:

    Precisely, that would be a question if the could be the cutting edge, axe yourself this, is this for chisel to be kidding around with a shank down there ? =]

  26. Ivan says:

    hahaha I just couldn’t make sense, just trying to make a random pun

  27. Stacy says:

    win win win for the second comment :)

  28. Fork-get that, you guys are too spoontaneous.
    I’m not too sharp myself today.

  29. RICHARD FUGGLES says:

    When you look daggers at me, I feel sword in my hearth!

  30. Tyty says:

    Such sharp wit! nice cutting edge puns! The internet gods are good at paring up likely candidates. Just too bad they will never get b’lade. At least they can get too the point easy enough. I want a slice of the action, but noone axes me for an opinion. Sadly, I am simply awful with puns. Shank you all, and have a knife day.

  31. kimberly xx says:

    I love the “forking obvious” LOLOLOL! i was like: EPPIIIIC,,,, more EPPPIIICCC EVEN MORE EPPPIIIICC!!! lolz :P


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