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Math: Not An Interpretive Science

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  1. JamesGraham says:

    What is this, like, “Facebook:Pirate edition”?

  2. sleeptalker says:

    i love how the explanation was exactly the same as the group name….??

  3. Austin says:

    I suppose this was a little too intellectual for most of the people on Facebook.

  4. Dawg says:

    its English (Pirate), its under the language selection

  5. jonathan says:

    not first oh burn

  6. Corigan says:

    You can choose pirate as a language on facebook

  7. Ben Laden says:

    someone should shoot this guy/girl in the face with a musket.

  8. Jonas says:

    you can change language at the bottom and ther it is pirate and upsidedown

  9. yes. you can change your language to “English (pirate)” under settings

  10. Redbeard says:

    Yarrr!!

  11. Even I caught that Kindergärtner and Harvard grads are 2 separate groups and I go to a State University.

    I tried Pirate English for a day or 2 and got annoyed and confused more than I do having my language setting to Finnish or any other foreign language.

  12. Jackie Derrick says:

    Can you say DUH?!?!?

  13. Snochick says:

    I think even Kindergartners know that 97 + 87 doesn’t equal 100.

  14. Deanna says:

    double fail … because not only are they two separate groups as noted, the poster is adding the # of people who CAN NOT in group A and the # of people who CAN in group B. even though they still would have been wrong, they at least should have tried to add 97 and 13 or 87 and 3 …

    • Deanna says:

      % … not # … don’t get on me, i corrected myself!

    • jessica says:

      Actually the only fail is in not recognizing that Harvard grads and Kindergartners are not the same group of people. Think about it. If the FB group name had been “97% of Harvard grads can’t answer this but 87% [of Harvard grads] can”, then saying there’s an error due to the two values not adding to 100% (give or take for rounding) would be correct. The probability of A and the probability of A complement should total 1, if it is indeed A and A complement being added together. The failers mistake was in not realizing the two percentages were not A and A’s complement. Source: Stats I.
      Fail fail.

  15. savannah says:

    wonder if they know it’s “kinderGARDEN”….

  16. ConcernedCitizen says:

    Just for all you grads who didn’t catch it: “97 +87″ is NOT the question. The question that “97% of grads get wrong and 87% of kindergartners get correct” is prolly something along the lines of: The Rich don’t have it, The poor own it, If you eat me you will die. What am I?

    Spoiler geniuses: The answer is ‘Nothing’
    College students look into it and try to come up with something logical, or deep.
    Kindergartners take it at face value and simply say ‘nothing’

    • janet says:

      except i’m sure those stats are just totally made up. somebody randomly attached them to their riddle one day b/c it wasn’t getting enough exposure, and voila.

    • AwesomeRegularAbilities says:

      No, it’s the one where the wife shoots her husband and hangs him then they go out to dinner afterwards.

    • Julzey says:

      Lol, I don’t think the kindergartners take it at face value. They just don’t really know the answer, and assume there isn’t one.

  17. Lissa Hyslop says:

    Epic burn is epic! XD

    • Sheila says:

      It’s really not epic though. The poster’s FAIL was definitely of epic proportions, but i would hardly call it a “burn” at all let alone an epic burn. 99.99999% of educated adults would notice the flaws inherent in that post; this person just happened to be the first one that tripped along the status and corrected the moron.

  18. Kindergartner says:

    Must be one of those 97% Harvard Grads

  19. Igetstabby says:

    Was this the one they couldn’t answer: What’s greater than God, more evil than the Devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you’ll die…?

  20. Zim says:

    I am a Harvard grad and I would very much like to know exactly what that question was…

  21. Cheakosloovvaaikkiiaa says:

    LAST :D

  22. Ling says:

    lol! you have found a good niche.

  23. Rob says:

    That smarta** spelled “sepArate” wrong.

    • Matt says:

      I was going to say that. When people are incredibly anal about things they should at least make sure that their spelling and grammar is immaculate first.

  24. Was it really necessary to say “oh burn” before uploading this?

  25. thetooshie says:

    What can’t they answer??
    I’m so intrigued…. but now I will never know :(

  26. captain vegetable says:

    i lost count on how many times i facepalmed after reading this one

  27. larry says:

    it always amazes me how stupid people can be

  28. gt.x says:

    pirate language :)

  29. Thalia says:

    *Facepalm*

  30. canibusty says:

    i cannot find pirate


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