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Maybe Another Sympathy Blowjay Gone Wrong?

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  1. milkduds says:

    ha ha, that sucks. ouch!

  2. rhia says:

    I smell a fake, much too similar to the sympathy bj one…

  3. fake says:

    fake fake fake. fail.

  4. ninja says:

    what sucks even more is that the “girl” who wrote the reply also did the screenshot and posted it here…looks fake all the way

  5. TomK says:

    doesnt make the girl look good either xD

  6. canhascheezburger says:

    the time is wrong on those comments. if the second comment was 2 seconds ago from the time of the screenshot, he couldn’t have posted his reply two minutes later.

  7. jessika says:

    man, you need to let the one night stand go free haha

  8. Joe says:

    Why does that comment say 2 seconds, then the one after it say 2 minutes?

  9. easy says:

    Delete option = FAIL xD

  10. huh says:

    what’s with the time? she replied him 2 seconds ago but he said ow 2 minutes before?

  11. Jaecen says:

    Why are the timestamps out of order?

  12. averagekitteh says:

    time stamp fail…

  13. CakeCake says:

    FAKE. How can the last message be 2 minutes ago and the second to last one, only 2 seconds ?

  14. Eboa says:

    That seems faked too…

  15. a says:

    How is a comment from 2 minutes ago responding to the publisher’s comment of 2 seconds ago?

  16. jaybird says:

    rolf ouch! what a retard for thinking they are in a relationship though xD

  17. Raven says:

    Touché.

  18. swans lad says:

    hmm… 2 seconds ago… then 2 mins ago?

  19. mrdeda says:

    totally deserved that

  20. Beth says:

    Faake how can it be 2 seconds ago then 2 minutes ago, :/

    Fail

  21. Jenn says:

    WHY are all these girls having “sympathy sex”??!! Ladies- get the penises out of your mouth and go shoe shopping. Seriously.

  22. randomguy says:

    wow, looks staged.

  23. FrankB says:

    Why aren’t the timestamps in order?

  24. a high asian says:

    she responded two seconds ago, and then he responded 2 mins ago with “ow”…………huh?

  25. ZzZ says:

    Seeing as purple block was the one who submitted this, I think it’s fake. It’s a shame that these people make this site suck sometimes. When they seem legit, they’re great and far more enjoyable.

  26. kg333 says:

    Heh, worst shop job I’ve seen in a while. They failed bigtime with those timestamps.

    • Humm. says:

      Yup, thought so, too. And when you look at it, that has been shopped there, there’s a weird, red-ish line below that post.

  27. Shed says:

    Whats with that timestamp?

  28. Epicwinner says:

    so owned

  29. josey says:

    sounds fake. they had one like this before.

  30. how is the 2nd one 2 seconds ago and the 3rd comment 2 mins ago?

  31. I know, I hate to be nit-picky about these things. Sorry. Sorry but omg. lol! @ the editing on this one. The comments got in a time warp.

  32. Sleepeh... says:

    am I the only one to notice the purple block posted two seconds ago and the red 2 minutes ago?

    • aperson says:

      Well, given all the comments posted before you that said the same thing….

      Of course you are. We all stand in awe of your unparalleled observational skills.

  33. Jules says:

    LMAO @ the timestamps. Awesome FAIL!!!

  34. Charles says:

    BURN!

  35. megg says:

    completely fake look at the comment and like links on the original post they aren’t even level with one another.

  36. comrade says:

    lol oh wow look at the link for comment. it just sank as if his facebook page was about to start melting XD good thing he made a “screenshot” just before. seriously how do you miss a photoshop mistake like that. i mean really -.-

  37. Jeff says:

    Obviously fake. You can’t have one comment earlier than the one after it.

    I’d love to see the real one.

  38. Adrian says:

    Jeez, 2 seconds ago then 2 minutes ago. Then there’s the delete link, and the white lines are… forget it.

  39. Furriner says:

    Last week’s sympathy blow job revisited.

  40. Samantha Barchard says:

    Ok so I don’t think this is real. I think the person who posted the “Stop telling everyone we’re madly in love” thing was a friend just making a joke. My friends do that all the time.

  41. Kay B. says:

    Frustratingly fake. The timestamps alone, as already mentioned, show this. There are enough fails happening across Facebook everyday — why bother publishing things like this? Does the site automatically publish every submission, or is there an editor who decides what gets posted?

    I know, I know — it’s just another snark blog and if I don’t like it I can go to another site. Not really the end of the world. But, with such a great concept, if the editor added some discretion regarding posting, and included some (brief) commentary with each, this would be a fantastic blog (c.f. CakeWrecks, STFUParents. See for a bad example STFUMarrieds).

  42. Nilla says:

    2 seconds ago then 2 minutes ago? I think we’re dealing with either a Future Sailor or a Time Lord here [The purpose of this comment is so I can make nerdy references].

  43. Gera Lopez says:

    hahaha…. o what..
    that shit happened to me… :(

  44. anonymous says:

    guys… the times and whatever they are is military time… so they are in the right order

    • Brenda says:

      And you apparently have no idea what military time is.

      The person who posted the image made their replay 2 seconds prior to the screen shot being taken, the reply from the original person happened 2 minutes prior. That’s not military time, that’s time travel.

      Fake Fail is Fake.

  45. if its real says:

    If it’s real, at least the guy can wait to have her in his arms, so it’s not too bad.

  46. Sam Sam says:

    Um…. how is Purple Block’s reply 2 SECONDS ago, and Red Block’s reply of “O.O ow..” 2 MINUTES ago…. seems fake to me.

  47. I like hamburgers says:

    I wish more people would feel sorry for me.

  48. Britpunk says:

    chronological fail.

  49. Emilee says:

    That was far too obvious, if they are going to shoop it at least sort out the post time… geeze, bunch of damn failures.

  50. viclyric says:

    lol and the ‘delete’ option gives NOTHING away, either

  51. mileumlivros says:

    Shits happen..

  52. Hmm... says:

    Wooowww…edit fail.

    And what the heck is up with all these girls giving men sympathy blowjobs and sympathy sex. As a girl…I am disappoint. :[

  53. user 6437378 says:

    FB fail, as it stamps the time with the persons local timezone details.

  54. FloatingCorps3 says:

    My brother always calls his Abused Vietnamese Girlfriend “Baby Girl”

  55. Burb says:

    I feel sorry for her if she sleeps with guys just because she feels sorry for them.
    How come acting like a slut is such a trend today? Don’t people have any self-respect anymore?

  56. Tone says:

    I know the news feed on Facebook often has chronologiFAIL, but never seen it in comments…

  57. AMoney says:

    Doesn’t Failbooking have some kind of quality control screener? If not, they should.

  58. Destiny says:

    there’s already one on here like that but its not sex but a bj

  59. CMiYC says:

    Failbook Fail.

  60. Nikki says:

    hahahaha fail

  61. Stufreddy says:

    This is the new trend huh. Before it was wives revealing that they’re cheating and now it’s guys claiming their in a relationship while said girl posts denying it.

  62. Ashleigh says:

    I’m becoming more and more annoyed with failbooking due to all of these obviously fake/photo shopped fails. UGH. How do they not notice this stuff? Seriously, the time thing just screams FAKE for this one.. get it together failbooking.

  63. Zed says:

    “OBJECTION!!!!”

    There is a clear time paradox between the times of the posts!

  64. nory says:

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAKE

  65. Ravage says:

    Hey,pity sex is still sex.

  66. amando96 says:

    FAkerooo, not to mention the time the comments where posted…

  67. Me says:

    The “Delete” so ruined it for me

  68. lolufail says:

    So fake.

  69. starjpk says:

    I wonder how many more times it will be pointed out that the comment posted 2 seconds ago appears before the comment posted 2 minutes ago?

    Tone: I like the word “chronologiFAIL”!

  70. Missy says:

    I just think that it’s funny that 60 people have pointed out the timestamp thing.
    Doesn’t anyone even glance at the comments first?

  71. Carson says:

    Fake. Stupid. Unfunny.

    Its hard to believe this site was funny at one time. Now it just keeps getting stupider and stupider.

  72. Dolores says:

    This scenario is so overused and not to mention the time is fucked up.

  73. g0554m3r says:

    This failbook = failblog.

  74. RandomTroll says:

    fake and gay

  75. Andro says:

    This looks fake. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen quite a few shops in my time.

  76. Carl says:

    THIS IS THE TIME WARP AGAIN

  77. haha? says:

    Why can’t anyone feel sorry for me!?

  78. Alex says:

    FailBlog upload :D Highlight the time :)

  79. este says:

    dont know if anyone else noticed this but… under the purple comment it says “2 seconds ago” and the comment under it says “2 minutes ago”…. might just be me though

  80. angelique says:

    yeah, we’re the more sensitive gender my ass. this has happened to me many times and it sucks. guys are waaay too clingy.

  81. Nick says:

    Anyone else notice he says “I CAN wait to have you in my arms”?

  82. Fakename says:

    So fake I’d edit the entry to mock the failure at failing.

  83. MegaNerd18 says:

    See fake or real, sleeping with someone “out of sympathy” is not a good reason. So if it really was sympathy and not love, then she’s admitting that she’s simply a whore.


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