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The Unbearable Lightness Of Being

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  1. Fungshway says:

    Some dude making a lame remark doesn’t make this a fail.

  2. Brad F. says:

    What about if a black guy bones a white chick? Wouldn’t that be putting the dark into the light?

  3. Sebastian says:

    Haha, omg, i guess that must have hurt xD

  4. jdoubleu says:

    I wish I could find a clever Star Wars analogy right about now…….

  5. Farris says:

    I think it’s hilarious when people use the rectangle tool in MS Paint to cover up the “Delete” link next to the phrase “a few seconds ago.”

  6. Sarah says:

    Ugh, this was submitted by the guy who posted the comment. I can tell by the fact that it says “a few seconds ago” and that there is an off-white block covering the part where it should say “delete.” Hard to see, but it’s there.

  7. Davey Adams says:

    Farris; sometimes when something appears on your live feed, it’ll be ‘a few seconds ago’ when it first appears and then simply wont update.

  8. B1 says:

    Why is that funny?

  9. DeeBeeDee says:

    Who cares if they submit their own. It really doesn’t ruin the humor of it.

    • Fwimshim says:

      Uhh… yes it does. Someone makes an innocent status update and then some guy decides to throw in a snide remark that he thinks is the funniest thing ever, and posts it here on failbooking. This site had some very funny stuff early on (such as people accidentally showing their total stupidity) but its content is getting worse and worse. Blah….

  10. L says:

    I think it’s hilarious when people are too stupid to realize that a comment could have been made a “few seconds ago”.

  11. hfuhruhurr says:

    Right on, DeeBeeDee… I gotta say, I’m pretty annoyed with all the picking about whether or not it’s genuine, and all the people complaining about how lame Failbook’s become…

    Some are funny, some are not, but I still appreciate the service. If you don’t like it, well, go elsewhere, the net’s big…

    I’m still here.

  12. johnnyD says:

    I’m always asking myself why they cannot wait say 15 min and then take the screenshot. I also don’t find anal jokes like this funny, it’s rather a fail by the submitter showing his mental age of 3. The comment on a black boning a white was way better.

    • Lawlcatz says:

      dude i dunno wats rong witchu but anal/sexual jokes are ALWAYS FUNNY no matter if u laff or not its funny. not only that but its random. and thats even funnier. if u don laff it means ur a shoopdawoop.

  13. Brian Howard says:

    I think this comment is hilarious even if it photoshooped.

  14. Stuart Abel says:

    agreed with johnnyD on the black guy comment

  15. jimmythegent says:

    that’s right you can’t stick the dark into the light, unless you blow out the candle.

  16. M says:

    Light usually triumphs over dark… unless there are Vashta Nerada in the dark. In which case you’re pretty much screwed.

  17. M says:

    Light usually triumphs over dark… unless the dark is full of Vashta Nerada. In which case you’re pretty much screwed.

  18. Actorius says:

    Actually, you can put darkness into the light. Any light can be extinguished. Even the sunlight, tho only temporary.

  19. Putting the dark into the light: blowing out the stupid candle. Tada.

  20. Bryan says:

    *TRIUMPH*

    Has nobody noticed or just not said anything.

    • Bryan is STUPID says:

      I never comment but I obviously have to just to point out how STUPID Bryan is. He has the vocabularie of a 3rd grahfhsdskderss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Fwimshim says:

        Wow. The comment above me had to be the most pathetic reply ever.

        (FYI, sites like these are no tthe place for 12 year olds like you to be hanging out)

  21. Ashley says:

    I definitely noticed! This is the first time I’ve ever seen this anomaly……

    LMAO

  22. CC says:

    Me and my shadow…

    Or the Boxes of Orden. ;-)

  23. Angry Man!!! says:

    THIS IS A REPOST FUCKING IDIOT

  24. Richardcypher says:

    Sword of truth WIN!!!!! As for the op sounds like she’s been playing faaaaar too much kingdom hearts.

  25. Smitty Wermonhymerjensin says:

    …….shut up Meg…

  26. Jonathon See says:

    >< The world is not good/evil. The world is just shades of gray.

  27. Amber says:

    you can too bring darkness into light, that’s what I use a parasol for
    also you can slow light down, reflect or refract it, or just extinguish the source, so it’s not infallible and it’s easy to manipulate
    by the way that stuff you see the little spots of light sitting in up in space, that’s darkness.

  28. James says:

    Putting darkness in light is called a black hole O:

  29. Aaron says:

    WTF. Wy the hell would that 3rd guy stick a canndle
    in his ass

  30. Giratina the Dark says:

    Why must people assume dark is evil?


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