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  1. Troll says:

    Dammit, second T_T

  2. So how can the comment have been 2 seconds ago, but whoever grabbed it isn’t the person who commented? Or else, they are, and somehow removed the ‘delete’ button?

  3. Kiter says:

    @Andrew Dawson
    Look at the timespan since the original post was made :D

  4. Emilee says:

    I’m going to say the poster of the reply shooped out the delete button since it was only 2 seconds after it was posted, lame.

  5. Random says:

    A sore throat is awful.

  6. Morpheus says:

    take the red pill…stay in wonderland

  7. Andrew Dirks says:

    Definitely shopped… I wouldn’t mind the fakes so much if they were easier to spot. And I thought this was failbook, not “Hey look at this clever zinger I just came up with!”

  8. i’ve seen comments posted by other friends with 1 second ago or 2 seconds ago, when u happen to refresh and ur friends would be posting at the same time, u get that… its not impossible u know !!!!

    • Dave Gomez says:

      I agree that it’s not impossible to hit refresh a few seconds after a comment is made. However, what are the chances of this person thinking this would be a great failbooking submission and then take a screenshot within 2 seconds? Doesn’t add up to me!!

      • Patrick says:

        you know that, if you refresh the page and leave the computer, it will still say “2 seconds ago” aslong as you dont refresh the page again

  9. Anon says:

    it’s entirely possible, and I’ve seen it a lot, where I’ll click on a status to look at the comments, etc. and there are comments from 1 or 2 seconds ago.

    Apparently, though, I’m a master photoshopper because of this, and I can use photoshop on facebook as something happens without ever using any photoshop tools. That’s pretty badass.

    Not everything is photoshop. When it is, I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen quite a few shops in my time.

  10. Kaydense says:

    It could be a facebook glitch.
    I’ve seen things on my main feed that someone actually posted about 20 minutes and and it still would say 2 seconds, or 1 second, whatever it was stuck on.

  11. Matt says:

    Hey Dung-bong. You need friends.

  12. mac says:

    You’re a “Failbooking Nazi”, but you can’t even use proper punctuation or grammar. Smart, really.

    • Juniper Jupiter says:

      Hey, he didn’t say he was a Grammar, Punctuation, or Spelling Nazi, just a Failbooking one. I prefer stickler myself.

  13. Hyorinmaru says:

    No, what’s worse is that she can’t blow with a sore throat.

  14. …. I just HAVE to se how you’re going to make me sorry.

  15. Ona says:

    I think the fail here is that the person seriously thinks a sore throat for a week is the most terrible thing ever.

  16. Xenon says:

    Was there a point to all of that? I missed it.

  17. Whattabuck says:

    I had a sore throat too, since Friday (up to now). It sucked all right during Saturday then it was not so much of a deal. Still, I get a little angry when people complain about something and then somebody pops up saying “It could be worse, like [x]“. D’oh, it could.

  18. Badman(y) says:

    Wow you’re cool aren’t you? Now go and get a life (Y)

  19. mkay says:

    Fake or not, it’s still funny. And I also have a very sore throat.

  20. evan says:

    everyone knows the holocaust is a lie so obviously a sore throat is worse

  21. Crane says:

    No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

  22. more worse things says:

    more worse things:
    cancer
    miley cyrus
    dead puppies
    that f#cker perez hilton

  23. Nick12506 says:

    The holocaust was the best thing that ever happened in human history.

  24. julie says:

    Godwin’s Law fail…..

  25. Andro says:

    Lol, fail, the holocaust didn’t even happen.

  26. chris says:

    that’s what she said!

  27. Eve says:

    well whoever “she” is, she sounds like a Whore!

  28. ncsuandrew12 says:

    -Sore throat for 8 days.

    -Almost every disease, ailment, and disability

    -Genocide

    -Homocide

    -Taxes

  29. Clare says:

    This made me giggle :D


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