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DISREGARD PLZ LOL.
Never
YES! lol
not a topic I’d be sharing about. LOL I love this one.
AWSOME!!! =D
The kind I’d like to get to know better.
definitely win.
ahahahahahahahahahaha.
LMAO
Definitely TMI!
I’m good for about.. two times a year for that.
I’m just standin’ there and it’s just runnin’ down my leg. I got jeans on, black bucks…no socks. And I just start fuckin’ walkin’ and every time I’m walkin’ somethin’s comin’ out…it’s water!
Got up in the morning and had the most perfect double tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life.
True story.
Who’s the pitchers in this game?
No no no, have you forgotten? Who’s on first.
I was driving down the road, this girl looked at me, then I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
LOL I love that song, but for this text it needs the other version:
I was driving driving the other day I sneezed and I SHIT IN MY PANTS!
XD that comment is just pure WIN
lol @ badfish
i really hope she follows failbooking.. i LOOOVE it.. hahah
Just when I thought failbooking hit rock bottom, this jerk brings a pickaxe.
Pretty much.
Anybody else going to point out how the black part means someone posted this in chat, then thought it was so goddamn funny that they submitted it here?
I guess only di*khead shows PRIVATE chat to everyone…
Was he taking Ali?
I dislike that this was added by either one of them.
This isn’t something you should brag about, y’know.
Dude! WTF! I’d hate to be that girl! I bet her popularity went from 6.0to -4.0
I just have to say no one can keep secrets…. So tell no one anythinng this embarrassin!!!b
What kind of 19yo shits her pants? The kind that is into gonzo extreme anal sex.
Lol, my mom sneezed and pissed herself. That was pretty funny.
Your mom sneezed and I pissed on her xD