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Chris Is My Kind Of Boss


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  1. Becca says:

    He must be a really hard person to work with

  2. Funny :D But the ‘boss +++>’ and ‘delete’ under it ruined it for me :/

    • Srsly says:

      I know >.> So many things on failbooking are fake now.

    • damn right says:

      very good obs. i didn’t notice that before.

    • loladahl10 says:

      Oh… Didn’t notice.
      Damn.

    • Seumas says:

      Yes, I agree – failbooking used to be funny when it was actual things, but people doing this sort of fake thing kind of kills it.

      Obviously, the “delete” button suggests that the user wrote it themselves, screenshot it, added the “boss +++>” thing and submitted it. The fact that the person wrote it “2 seconds ago” suggests they wrote it, and took their own screenshot shortly thereafter without even refreshing the page.

      The other thing is that the original entry was written seven hours prior, so even if she was up at about 5am, the entry by the “boss” would have been at about midday – at which point if she hadn’t come to work, the boss would have already phoned her to find out where she is, rather than posting on Facebook.

      I think it’s the case that this person isn’t actually the boss at all. The entire thing is fake, and Failbooking is becoming less funny. Sadly, it’s becoming a victim of its own popularity as people try to make stuff up in order to get themselves on here.

      • Taylor says:

        thank you so much for explaining that whole thing for those of us who have simpler minds and could not come to that conclusion on our own

        • BigDirt says:

          Hey man, take it easy. Unwarranted douchebaggery will not fly. You’re the newfaqq for wasting your time reading it.

  3. AVK says:

    What is the part about “I couldn’t control myself” ?? What happened last night ? :P

  4. baube says:

    ehmmmmmm the dude who took the pic is the boss and posted it on failbooking?

    • Irene says:

      Exactly. When people post comments on my statuses all of them have the delete option under it so I can delete the comment if I want to. When I post on other people’s statuses my comments have delete on them so I can delete it if I want to. What’s so hard for everyone else to figure out?

  5. c4 says:

    That’s what she sad.

  6. dawwwwwg says:

    soooo fake…..youre an idiot chris

  7. cuspkid says:

    yeah, he musta fu*k her mouth really hard also

  8. this is so fake its not even funny

  9. Drew says:

    Would be funny if it wasn’t completely fake.

  10. Kirsty says:

    It’s clearly a joke… in reply to her mouth hurting he said he couldn’t control himself – an obvious sexual innuendo… and if he actually did fire her, he wouldn’t have a leg to stand on… wow, people take some things so seriously! lol

  11. What the hell says:

    Uhm, this was already submitted in Fail book a long time ago, I guess fail book is getting lazy.

    • blablabla says:

      fake! it was posted “7hours ago” but the “boss” posted it “2 seconds ago” + it says delete

      he prob posted that comment took a picture and then deleted his comment and put it on failbooking

  12. boaks says:

    I call shenanigans, that’s not really her boss

  13. cheese says:

    I’ve looked all over but I seem to have misplaced the funny!

  14. Sourpuss says:

    Chris is the kind of boss who would write “or else I’ll fire you” on someone’s facebook AND THEN GO AND POST IT ON FAILBOOK!! How pathetic can you get? Get a fcuking life, Chris!

  15. Taking into consideration the time on the screenshot, I seriously doubt Chris is her boss. If anything, it’s some troll who commented, then screened it, then deleted his comment after. Congratulations, Chris, you managed to get on Failbooking because half the community is retarded.

  16. Brad Jordan says:

    why would her mouth hurt? i don’t get it?

  17. Brad Jordan says:

    that’s not funny. i don’t get it.

  18. Morgris says:

    The fakeness it hurts.

    And to anyone who says otherwise

    The Sexual Harassment Lawsuit, it begets money.

  19. The Amazing Rando says:

    To people wanting to submit either totally faked Failbookings or just think they’re really fvcking clever and want to submit their own retardation, at least wait a couple minutes before taking your screen shot so it’s not completely obvious that you typed that last “witty” comment just to submit it immediately to Failbooking. Otherwise, you just look like a total idiot. Or better yet, get someone else to take your screen shot, so you don’t look totally pathetic.

  20. killjoy says:

    This is just terrible.

    Dear Failbooking,

    We (or at least I) don’t need you to put that “boss +++>” thing in there, I can figure that out myself and it ruins the joke. Secondly, enough with the fakes, they aren’t funny and should be excluded for those 2 reasons alone.

  21. janedvd says:

    The boss submitted this himself. LAME!

  22. Jon Evans says:

    TOO TOO TOO FUNNY!! This isn’t a fake guys, don’t be so lame and lighten up. Maybe the boss is a fan of failbooking?

    • Seumas says:

      If it was actually the boss, then he would be a fool to submit it himself. He’s leaving himself open to a conviction. It’s fake.

      It’s also written many hours later – at which point the woman would have been long since at work.

  23. Paul Sheiman says:

    It is so fake, because he probably said that just so he could submit it here. THAT’S what makes it fake.

  24. Not me says:

    this is fake he print screened this, 2 second print screen after comment?

  25. funny they say
    fake i say

  26. Jeff says:

    Sexual harassment lawsuit in 3…2…1…

  27. Random says:

    This might have been marginally funny if I hadn’t seen the “delete” under the post, which is why I voted this one down, repeatedly. Oh well; now we can all comment about how fake it is. And the stupid person who submitted this can realize that we don’t think they’re funny.

  28. Brook says:

    I don’t care if it’s fake or not, as long as it’s funny.
    Just try better on hiding the fact that it is f**king fake.
    +The fact that “Chris” wrote it 7 hours after she updated her status.
    Learn to f**king fake.


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