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  1. A Guy says:

    If only she had also caught Elle’s misspelling of “grammar” as well.

    • Allison Jane says:

      How is Vicki pathetic? This crap drives me crazy. Makes me wish Facebook had a great big red pen app so I could through and correct this kind of atrocious spelling, English teacher style. Seriously, what is wrong with the letter E that it must be replaced by the number 3? It doesn’t make you look cool, I promise.

      • The Amazing Rando says:

        Allison is right. Nothing screams “I’m an illiterate dropout” like horrible spelling and grammar on FB. I don’t expect AP style perfection, but some of the stuff I’ve seen can barely be read. It just makes people look, well, literally STUPID. And if you have Firefox, it has spell check built in.

        • My daughter and I were talking about this a few nights ago. The whole “your – you’re, their – there – they’re” common mistakes. Tommorrow vs. Tomarrow. Am I just too anal? Or are all these other people just too stupid?

        • Your Mom says:

          I don’t mind “ur” and “ty” and abbreviations and stuff, it’s the “3′s” instead of “e’s” that bother me a lot. That and when people say “good” instead of “well”, on or off facebook, it’s probably my biggest pet peeve.

      • MLD says:

        For one, correcting spelling, grammar, etc, and typing dont (not don’t) or capitalising her posts.

      • Ellie says:

        Don’t you mean ‘application’ not ‘app’? Don’t you mean ‘rubbish’ or a more formal word instead of the colloquial word ‘crap’?

    • Somebody says:

      How is Vicki pathetic? I think she’s awesome!

    • Random says:

      I’m assuming he means Vicki is pathetic because: a. She was annoyingly correcting that person’s grammar when he (she? idk) obviously didn’t care, b. Because she made grammar mistakes herself, and c. Most importantly because she submitted this whole thing herself.

  2. Proxeh says:

    It’s also spelled “grammar”, god people are fucking stupid.

  3. beth says:

    dont you mean = don’t

  4. GrammAr. says:

    Missed one.
    Don’t you mean = Grammar?

  5. caitycat1 says:

    hahaha!

  6. Grammar Nazi says:

    Halt! BLIETZKRIEG!!! DONT YOU MEAN LAUGH ON LOSERS! LOL

  7. Paul says:

    Hell, the grammar nazi even blocked them here! HA!

  8. Don’t you need an apostrophe in “don’t”?

  9. Daniel says:

    Hehe… very nice..

  10. CC says:

    Oh, yeah. Get it on!

  11. Nele says:

    GrammAr?

  12. RAAAGEE says:

    She forgot all the apostrophes when she said “don’t”.

  13. zem says:

    Wow, this is a triple fail! All three of them suck so much at basic writing concepts. >.<

  14. Oh God! That was hilarious!

  15. liquidity90 says:

    “its faceboook not an essay”

    ^ I lol’d

    • ... says:

      They even messed that up. The “its” should be “it’s.” Meaning “It is Facebook…”

    • Allison Jane says:

      I don’t understand why people think it’s okay to forget everything they know about the English language because “it’s Facebook” or a text. I hate the whole “it’s not an essay” argument, it just doesn’t work for me. While I will use colloquialisms and catch myself leaving dangling prepositions in speech (which still make me squirm when I catch myself), why can’t we always write like “it’s an essay” and show one another enough respect to make ourselves understandable!

  16. Mel says:

    Vicky did switch back to using capital letters after it was mentioned.

    Although don’t you mean “Don’t”?

  17. jkid1134 says:

    And I’m SURE you meant grammar!

  18. angie says:

    Don’t you mean… If? grammar? you’re? your? it’s? Facebook?

    ffs

  19. Perola says:

    omg such fails. i hate it when people use crappy abbreviations and cant spell words :-/

  20. finn says:

    The great mystery: Why do people still think they sound smart pointing out spelling errors and shorthand slang on the internet? It’s such a lazy, cheap comeback.

    And it’s about as productive as trying to vacuum sand off the beach.

    • jesselou says:

      As lazy as not taking the time to spell and articulate what you want to say without making it unreadable? I think not.

    • megs says:

      Hilarity… Pointing out grammatical errors on the internet, or anywhere for that matter, is highly amusing. I believe intelligence to be a great weapon, and those who are too lazy, or stupid, to use correct grammar deserved to be ridiculed. That is all.

  21. weaselboy246 says:

    Just realized, “Don’t” is this case doesn’t make sense spelled out. “Do not you mean?” Maybe “Do you not mean?” English is weird sometimes.

    • mags says:

      Makes sense to me. :/

    • Kate says:

      I think what we have here is just one of the odd grammatical quirks of English. Mostly likely, she did probably mean “Do you not mean…?” and for all intensive purposes people then to move the “not” to the more popular contraction of “don’t” even though it completely changes the word order of the sentence and becomes confusing if read as it is written/said (as in, “Do not you mean…?” as you have pointed out).

      Man, English is such a weird language but I feel most languages have quirks similar to this.

    • Gina says:

      Yup..I was wondering if someone else caught that.. or simply.. “Do you mean?”

  22. anonymous says:

    and *grammAr?!

  23. St.G says:

    WOW, that sounds JUST like my ex. There can’t be that many Jades out there that write like that. She drove me NUTS!

  24. that guy says:

    in before a million “Don’t you mean = Don’t HUR HUR”

  25. You don't want to know the name, do you? says:

    Wow… so much time of my life learning basic English, and then I discover that most of the people (including even English and Americans themselves) don’t give a damn about it.

    This world is fantastic, there’s always something surprising to discover. =D

    • Crystallia says:

      Yes, sadly I have come across two people from France (or claimed to be) who typed perfect English. Afterward they said “Sorry if my English is bad,” to which I said “You don’t even know dude.”

  26. adriann says:

    VICKI = AWESOME!!!

  27. Julz says:

    Yeah, the grammar Nazi did not even notice that grammar was spelled incorrectly, and changing “dont you mean” to “Dont You Mean” is not correct capitalization either. If she were really trying to be a smart *ss, she would have said, “Don’t you mean ‘capital’?”

    BTW, I’m good with grammar, but I try not to call people out on it, except in cases where the people are being jerks and pointing out other people’s errors. Or unless it’s really, really funny.

    • BigBadMad says:

      I think the focus was on spelling rather than grammar. I can understand that. I am bad with grammar but I cannot stand people who spell with numbers. Or the trend currently of spelling without vowels. Seriously makes my brain hurt.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot says:

        Or “speelliiing wiith mooree voooweels thaan neeedeed”. Actually this trend seems way more common with my fellow native Spanish speakers; it looks equally as retarded, if not more so. Drives me nuts!

      • BellatrixFan says:

        Thank God other people with intelligence exist. I cannot STAND people who spell with numbers. If it was a possible typo I’d understand, but intentional number-spelling and ‘LOLspeak’ just drive me crazy. I just cannot stand it when people intentionally misspell words.

  28. rae says:

    Just,ingenious! :D :D

  29. Spanky says:

    I love Vicki and I want her to have my bastard children.

  30. Ford says:

    Hey, I LIKE this wo…wait a minute…Vicki? Is that my cousin?

  31. grammar nazi fail fail!

  32. Dave Gomez says:

    Whilst I appreciate that Vicki’s heart is in the right place, calling Jade out on her ridiculous spelling, she fails by making spelling and grammar errors herself. Also, the fact that she submitted it herself makes it even more of a fail.

  33. pudds says:

    Still awesome to read though!

  34. OMIGHTY1 says:

    … and yet another thing that makes me scared of what my generation will do to the future. :P

  35. This site never fails to make me smile :)

  36. isabubbles says:

    Vicki, you’re officially my Facebook hero. Thank you.

  37. nikki says:

    Really? Intensive purposes? What the hell does that mean? Fail.

  38. Don’t you mean = grammar?

  39. MB says:

    Shame Vicki can’t spell ‘don’t’ correctly or use capitalisation consistently.

  40. Feezy says:

    Wakakaakakaka silly fail book! What typ of profile was this?

  41. Zac says:

    What does bb3zz even mean? Or bbezz for that matter?

  42. twister says:

    This makes me die a little inside.

  43. SuperDave says:

    Dont You Mean = Don’t

  44. Midna1223 says:

    It’s ironic that Vicki never put an apostrophe on “don’t”.

  45. zardoz says:

    omglmao ur all a bunch of morans!

  46. janedvd says:

    Vicki sucks for submitting this herself! So lame, thinking what she did was cool and funny.

    Well I have news for you Vicki. It’s spelled ‘don’t'!

  47. Shawn says:

    Hahaha!

    I love this girl Vicki!

  48. Nick R. Bocker says:

    If you insist on correcting people’s grammar and spelling, your grammar and spelling must be pristine, or you just look like a douche.

  49. ~B says:

    Aren’t you limited on the total characters in a Facebook post? When taking notes or sending text messages, I make my own abbreviations and shorthands all the time. Where do you think we adopted our favorite texting acronyms and shorthands such as: LOL, WTF, AFK, @TEOTD?

  50. sanchia91 says:

    Lol. It’s hilarious. 0.o

  51. Mortan says:

    There is no excuse when it comes to grammar.

  52. sara bellum says:

    Vicki’s grammar and spelling isn’t perfect but I can at least understand what the hell she’s saying.

  53. Kristian says:

    WIN!

  54. Emilyd says:

    It’s also “grammar” not “Grammer”

  55. Jack says:

    It’s all horrendous. The blatant spelling errors bother me less than, say, using an equals sign instead of a colon. Actually, I’m not even certain what they were trying to write at the end. “Don’t you mean equals capital” makes no sense.

  56. Psh. says:

    Responding quickly < using proper grammar to correct somebody else.
    A true grammar Nazi would take two seconds or so to proofread, thus avoiding looking like a hypocrite. If you're going to pwn a dimwit, pwn them with integrity.

  57. my_name_is_bs says:

    Don’t you mean “Don’t”

  58. I am so smrt says:

    Intelligent people already know they are brilliant. They do not need to be pretentious on Facebook, you will find that pompous element elsewhere, here perhaps. I would imagine that between Facebook “friends” as in “wall to wall” comments where the notation is meant for a specific person they also are quite aware of the intelligence level of the person to whom they are writing. This information would make it quite awkward to suddenly become formal on such a traditionally informal text. Personally, I even enjoy making my text difficult to figure out sometimes as do my friends I’m sure;) Now you tell me, how would I spell the wink and its implications.

  59. Smosh says:

    LOL F*CKING WIN!

  60. Sarah says:

    Oh, lawd. The poor equal sign has taken a beating.

  61. Eva says:

    I know people’ve already mentioned this about a thousand times but

    = GRAMMAR!!
    Ugh.

  62. Thex says:

    bekas yoi alöl suck ät änglsith aj vill spam kräpy written eänglish =D
    Haft fumn retourds


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